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(LA Times)   China isn't naming names, mind you. It merely thinks some nearby nation has been watching too much Game of Thrones, should shut its whore mouth, and go back to Whore Island   (latimes.com) divider line 61
    More: Spiffy, North Koreans, South Korean intelligence, Xi Jinping, United Nations Security Council, South Korean government, Seoul's Yonsei University, Hainan Province, intercontinental ballistic missiles  
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2013-04-08 10:11:16 AM
While unlikely, the statements could be a swipe at the US
 
2013-04-08 10:23:50 AM
"That's not a real place, Stirling."
 
2013-04-08 10:24:25 AM
So that is where whores go! To Whore Island!!
 
2013-04-08 10:34:04 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: "That's not a real place, Stirling."


It's North Korea, the international equivalent of the short bus.
 
2013-04-08 10:45:24 AM
Guess China's negotiations for Un's guest appearance on 2 Broke Girls fell through.
 
2013-04-08 10:53:34 AM
A Kim alrays pays his debts?
 
2013-04-08 10:54:01 AM
I'd reply, but I'm too busy picturing Whore Island.
 
2013-04-08 10:55:11 AM
I believe it's on the opposite side of Skank Bay from MILF Island.
 
2013-04-08 10:55:55 AM
Is Xi Jinping gonna havta choke a biatch?
 
2013-04-08 10:56:48 AM
Makes you long for the days of King Joffrey.
 
2013-04-08 10:57:37 AM

FrancoFile: I believe it's on the opposite side of Skank Bay from MILF Island.


With Stripperville right in between them.
 
2013-04-08 11:00:23 AM
China wants to eventually dominate Asia. Economically and militarily.

Having a cranky pants-sh*tting cousin like North Korea throwing constant fits that attract US attention and military might only screws up that plan.
 
2013-04-08 11:01:38 AM

Dog Welder: I'd reply, but I'm too busy picturing Whore Island.


The name is intentionally misleading. It is meant to draw in sinners, so they can be forcibly cleansed or their lusts.
 
2013-04-08 11:08:23 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: "That's not a real place, Stirling."


"It's on the Isle of Man"
"Oh my god!  Is that like Whore Island for women?"
"No."
 
2013-04-08 11:08:37 AM
Those that didn't make it out of Whore Island alive:

www.top-ten.tv
 
2013-04-08 11:09:46 AM

FrancoFile: I believe it's on the opposite side of Skank Bay from MILF Island.


www.howaboutwe.com
 
2013-04-08 11:10:33 AM

sjmcc13: Dog Welder: I'd reply, but I'm too busy picturing Whore Island.

The name is intentionally misleading. It is meant to draw in sinners, so they can be forcibly cleansed or their lusts.


Like Iceland and Greenland?
 
2013-04-08 11:12:42 AM
North Korea is honestly one of the strangest countries in the world...I just do not get it...

They enslave their citizens for generations, they put out propaganda videos that are mocked relentlessly buy everyone...anything they do is immediately picked apart by experts...

...so damn weird...evil too...but totes weird
 
2013-04-08 11:13:49 AM

sjmcc13: Dog Welder: I'd reply, but I'm too busy picturing Whore Island.

The name is intentionally misleading. It is meant to draw in sinners, so they can be forcibly cleansed or their lusts.



go on...
 
2013-04-08 11:16:37 AM

Endive Wombat: North Korea is honestly one of the strangest countries in the world...I just do not get it...

They enslave their citizens for generations, they put out propaganda videos that are mocked relentlessly buy everyone...anything they do is immediately picked apart by experts...

...so damn weird...evil too...but totes weird



It's really not that hard when you remove any access to the outside world.
 
2013-04-08 11:18:27 AM

TV's Vinnie: China wants to eventually dominate Asia. Economically and militarily.

Having a cranky pants-sh*tting cousin like North Korea throwing constant fits that attract US attention and military might only screws up that plan.


China needs to hurry up and give North Korea the golden crown it keeps whining for.
 
2013-04-08 11:22:58 AM
We need more nautical references in politics.
 
2013-04-08 11:25:24 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: FrancoFile: I believe it's on the opposite side of Skank Bay from MILF Island.

With Stripperville right in between them.


But no Otisville. Even if it is a tiny city.

Thank goodness.
 
2013-04-08 11:26:56 AM

Lord_Baull: Endive Wombat: North Korea is honestly one of the strangest countries in the world...I just do not get it...

They enslave their citizens for generations, they put out propaganda videos that are mocked relentlessly buy everyone...anything they do is immediately picked apart by experts...

...so damn weird...evil too...but totes weird


It's really not that hard when you remove any access to the outside world.


I know, and most of what they do is really for internal consumption to begin with...

I just find them to be so strange.  Like, they are still caught up in this strange hybrid of Communism and a Dictatorship, all ruled by fear...It seems they want to enter modern day society, but because their anti-western rhetoric has been so strong, for so long, they fear that they will appear weak to their people.

Obviously the regime is not sustainable, and it is merely a matter of time before some crazy shiat goes down...which could be in the next week or so!!!
 
2013-04-08 11:30:57 AM

Endive Wombat: Obviously the regime is not sustainable, and it is merely a matter of time before some crazy shiat goes down...which could be in the next week or so!!!



A phrase that has been uttered for the past 50+ years.
 
2013-04-08 11:46:43 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: "That's not a real place, Stirling. Xander"


Fixed it.
 
2013-04-08 11:49:00 AM

Kentucky Fried Panda: God Is My Co-Pirate: "That's not a real place, Stirling. Xander"

Fixed it.


shiat, my bad...  I was thinking about Train Island....
 
2013-04-08 11:54:05 AM

Lord_Baull: Endive Wombat: Obviously the regime is not sustainable, and it is merely a matter of time before some crazy shiat goes down...which could be in the next week or so!!!


A phrase that has been uttered for the past 50+ years.


I am aware, but with the way fatty mctriggerhappy has been amping things up as of late, things may change faster than expected.
 
2013-04-08 11:58:28 AM

TV's Vinnie: China wants to eventually dominate Asia. Economically and militarily.

Having a cranky pants-sh*tting cousin like North Korea throwing constant fits that attract US attention and military might only screws up that plan.


Norks attack, China through the UN gives the greenlight to strike, SK and the US get to show off all our pretty new toys for approximately a week. China with an agreement with SK go in and 'stabalize' the region.

And of course by stabalize I mean take advantage of natural resources and a source of cheap labor to keep selling us our shiny shiat at cheap prices.
 
2013-04-08 11:58:39 AM
I'm willing to bet the United States, not North Korea is the country throwing the world into chaos. The United States is basically pressuring North Korea to act through warfare. I believe China should push the United States into demilitarizing South Korea and leave the Korea theatre. The Pentagon and members of Congress are basically acting on the same level as if Iraq in 2003 having the firepower to use weapons of mass destruction.

The United States needs to stop bullying North Korea and leave South Korea to defend the DMZ.
 
2013-04-08 11:59:05 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: So that is where whores go! To Whore Island!!


I see I've arrived late.
 
2013-04-08 12:04:13 PM

Funk Brothers: I'm willing to bet the United States, not North Korea is the country throwing the world into chaos. The United States is basically pressuring North Korea to act through warfare. I believe China should push the United States into demilitarizing South Korea and leave the Korea theatre. The Pentagon and members of Congress are basically acting on the same level as if Iraq in 2003 having the firepower to use weapons of mass destruction.

The United States needs to stop bullying North Korea and leave South Korea to defend the DMZ.


7.5/10
 
2013-04-08 12:17:54 PM

Lord_Baull: Endive Wombat: Obviously the regime is not sustainable, and it is merely a matter of time before some crazy shiat goes down...which could be in the next week or so!!!


A phrase that has been uttered for the past 50+ years.


Actually, I believe the phrase you are looking for is Juche.
 
2013-04-08 12:22:43 PM

Funk Brothers: I'm willing to bet the United States, not North Korea is the country throwing the world into chaos. The United States is basically pressuring North Korea to act through warfare. I believe China should push the United States into demilitarizing South Korea and leave the Korea theatre. The Pentagon and members of Congress are basically acting on the same level as if Iraq in 2003 having the firepower to use weapons of mass destruction.

The United States needs to stop bullying North Korea and leave South Korea to defend the DMZ.


Unimpressive trolling.
 
2013-04-08 12:48:38 PM

Gergesa: Funk Brothers: I'm willing to bet the United States, not North Korea is the country throwing the world into chaos. The United States is basically pressuring North Korea to act through warfare. I believe China should push the United States into demilitarizing South Korea and leave the Korea theatre. The Pentagon and members of Congress are basically acting on the same level as if Iraq in 2003 having the firepower to use weapons of mass destruction.

The United States needs to stop bullying North Korea and leave South Korea to defend the DMZ.

Unimpressive trolling.


No, he's just a standard example of a tOSU education.  He won't stick around to thread shiat though since his trucking company will want him back on the road ASAP.
 
2013-04-08 01:22:44 PM
Aside from the disagreement whether or not NK's sovereignty gives it the right to whatever weapons it wishes to develop, what have they done wrong that would warrant UN action?
 
2013-04-08 01:29:00 PM

GoldSpider: Aside from the disagreement whether or not NK's sovereignty gives it the right to whatever weapons it wishes to develop, what have they done wrong that would warrant UN action?


Well from a strictly legalistic standpoint they have announced that they are withdrawing from the 1953 Armistice with the UN.

From a standpoint of concrete actions, not a whole helluva lot.
 
2013-04-08 01:42:12 PM

Gergesa: Funk Brothers: I'm willing to bet the United States, not North Korea is the country throwing the world into chaos. The United States is basically pressuring North Korea to act through warfare. I believe China should push the United States into demilitarizing South Korea and leave the Korea theatre. The Pentagon and members of Congress are basically acting on the same level as if Iraq in 2003 having the firepower to use weapons of mass destruction.

The United States needs to stop bullying North Korea and leave South Korea to defend the DMZ.

Unimpressive trolling.


agreed, he was doing well until he created a blatant contradiction.  We should take away SK ability to defend itself while expecting it to defend itself...unless he was suggesting SK leave the Korean theatre, which could be viewed as funny in a cartoon type of way...just rip it off the map and glue it to Florida.
 
2013-04-08 01:53:34 PM

Hyjamon: .just rip it off the map and glue it to Florida.


Those poor Koreans, having to be stuck to Florida.  Really I think they deserve better and should be attached to California where they can more easily integrate into the Korean-American populace.
 
2013-04-08 01:59:42 PM

Gergesa: Hyjamon: .just rip it off the map and glue it to Florida.

Those poor Koreans, having to be stuck to Florida.  Really I think they deserve better and should be attached to California where they can more easily integrate into the Korean-American populace.


The population of Florida agrees to these terms, IF and ONLY IF, we are allowed at least a few actual Korean restaurateurs to run real KOREAN restaurants/kitchens.. If thats the case, welcome to 'Murka!
 
2013-04-08 02:07:35 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: GoldSpider: Aside from the disagreement whether or not NK's sovereignty gives it the right to whatever weapons it wishes to develop, what have they done wrong that would warrant UN action?

Well from a strictly legalistic standpoint they have announced that they are withdrawing from the 1953 Armistice with the UN.

From a standpoint of concrete actions, not a whole helluva lot.


They have killed a few folks, unprovoked, who were members of another sovereign (shelling a South Korean Island)...

They do not really have a stellar humanitarian record in dealing with their own citizens...

They are causing unrest due to their rhetoric as of late.  They have outright said that they are going to bomb major cities in the US.  Whether or not they can is another issue altogether.  But they have formally, on the world stage, threatened to cause harm to the US, and its allies.
 
2013-04-08 02:15:36 PM

Endive Wombat: Philip Francis Queeg: GoldSpider: Aside from the disagreement whether or not NK's sovereignty gives it the right to whatever weapons it wishes to develop, what have they done wrong that would warrant UN action?

Well from a strictly legalistic standpoint they have announced that they are withdrawing from the 1953 Armistice with the UN.

From a standpoint of concrete actions, not a whole helluva lot.

They have killed a few folks, unprovoked, who were members of another sovereign (shelling a South Korean Island)...

They do not really have a stellar humanitarian record in dealing with their own citizens...

They are causing unrest due to their rhetoric as of late.  They have outright said that they are going to bomb major cities in the US.  Whether or not they can is another issue altogether.  But they have formally, on the world stage, threatened to cause harm to the US, and its allies.


Lots of counties, including the US and it's allies,  threaten to cause harm to other nations. Threatening to cause harm is generally not considered cause for military action.
 
2013-04-08 02:25:45 PM
so, which house would North Korea be in Game of Thrones? Not the Boltons, they're too pragmatic.

in terms of people, maybe NK is Cersei, losing it and going nuts.
 
2013-04-08 02:53:14 PM
It's not about Game of Thrones.

Red Dawn came out on DVD last month.
 
2013-04-08 03:18:16 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Endive Wombat: Philip Francis Queeg: GoldSpider: Aside from the disagreement whether or not NK's sovereignty gives it the right to whatever weapons it wishes to develop, what have they done wrong that would warrant UN action?

Well from a strictly legalistic standpoint they have announced that they are withdrawing from the 1953 Armistice with the UN.

From a standpoint of concrete actions, not a whole helluva lot.

They have killed a few folks, unprovoked, who were members of another sovereign (shelling a South Korean Island)...

They do not really have a stellar humanitarian record in dealing with their own citizens...

They are causing unrest due to their rhetoric as of late.  They have outright said that they are going to bomb major cities in the US.  Whether or not they can is another issue altogether.  But they have formally, on the world stage, threatened to cause harm to the US, and its allies.

Lots of counties, including the US and it's allies,  threaten to cause harm to other nations. Threatening to cause harm is generally not considered cause for military action.


Nuclear war is more than "harm". I am not sure when the US last publicly threatened to nuke anything. Vietnam? Cuban Missile Crisis? Korea? Not sure.
 
2013-04-08 03:22:15 PM

Kuta: It's not about Game of Thrones.

Red Dawn came out on DVD last month.


I'd be angry enough to threaten nuclear war if I saw that piece of shiat too

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2013-04-08 03:32:47 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: Philip Francis Queeg: Endive Wombat: Philip Francis Queeg: GoldSpider: Aside from the disagreement whether or not NK's sovereignty gives it the right to whatever weapons it wishes to develop, what have they done wrong that would warrant UN action?

Well from a strictly legalistic standpoint they have announced that they are withdrawing from the 1953 Armistice with the UN.

From a standpoint of concrete actions, not a whole helluva lot.

They have killed a few folks, unprovoked, who were members of another sovereign (shelling a South Korean Island)...

They do not really have a stellar humanitarian record in dealing with their own citizens...

They are causing unrest due to their rhetoric as of late.  They have outright said that they are going to bomb major cities in the US.  Whether or not they can is another issue altogether.  But they have formally, on the world stage, threatened to cause harm to the US, and its allies.

Lots of counties, including the US and it's allies,  threaten to cause harm to other nations. Threatening to cause harm is generally not considered cause for military action.

Nuclear war is more than "harm". I am not sure when the US last publicly threatened to nuke anything. Vietnam? Cuban Missile Crisis? Korea? Not sure.


Reagan joked about it, and the Russians assumed he was serious. Does that count?
 
2013-04-08 03:35:54 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: So that is where whores go! To Whore Island!!


It's just a name.

(Whore Island is actually a peninsula.)
 
2013-04-08 04:13:38 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: TV's Vinnie: China wants to eventually dominate Asia. Economically and militarily.

Having a cranky pants-sh*tting cousin like North Korea throwing constant fits that attract US attention and military might only screws up that plan.

Norks attack, China through the UN gives the greenlight to strike, SK and the US get to show off all our pretty new toys for approximately a week. China with an agreement with SK go in and 'stabalize' the region.

And of course by stabalize I mean take advantage of natural resources and a source of cheap labor to keep selling us our shiny shiat at cheap prices.


This is the most likely outcome of any outbreak in hostilities, along with a simultaneous push into NK from the north by Chinese troops to keep the NK people IN NK and not China.
 
2013-04-08 04:35:17 PM

Ambitwistor: The Stealth Hippopotamus: So that is where whores go! To Whore Island!!

It's just a name.

(Whore Island is actually a peninsula.)


They prefer "Florida".
 
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