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(Japan Today)   Expensive multifunction toilet stolen from Japanese park. Authorities have nothing to go on   (japantoday.com) divider line 82
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2013-04-07 08:39:04 PM
Mighty fine headline writing, Lou.
 
2013-04-07 08:42:46 PM
I'd ask what sort of functions a multi-function toilet would have other than "flush," but seeing how it's from Japan I'll just assume by default that it somehow involves cephalopods.
 
2013-04-07 09:26:21 PM
What a pisser.
 
2013-04-07 09:26:59 PM
If it's one of those smart toilets, how do they know it didn't just leave because it was sick of all the shiat it had to put up with?
 
2013-04-07 09:38:42 PM
All that's left is a hole. Authorities are looking into it.
 
2013-04-07 10:01:44 PM

Matticus: All that's left is a hole. Authorities are looking into it.


users.bestweb.net

Shiat, you ain't kiddin'.
 
2013-04-07 10:13:54 PM
www.yourprops.com
 
2013-04-07 10:59:00 PM
They'll flush the thief out.
 
2013-04-07 11:09:42 PM

costermonger: If it's one of those smart toilets, how do they know it didn't just leave because it was sick of all the shiat it had to put up with?


I'll be back to funny this...
 
2013-04-07 11:12:08 PM

dopeydwarf: Matticus: All that's left is a hole. Authorities are looking into it.

[users.bestweb.net image 693x598]

Shiat, you ain't kiddin'.


So, I guess that jar in the corner holds the sponge on a stick?
 
2013-04-07 11:16:20 PM

King Something: I'd ask what sort of functions a multi-function toilet would have other than "flush," but seeing how it's from Japan I'll just assume by default that it somehow involves cephalopods.


Heated seat, his/hers bidet, two kinds of flush Large and Small, automatic lid opener, Infrared Flush Detector
 
2013-04-07 11:18:18 PM

BarkingUnicorn: So, I guess that jar in the corner holds the sponge on a stick?


and three shells.
 
2013-04-08 12:23:11 AM
s3.sidereel.com
 
2013-04-08 12:26:03 AM

dopeydwarf: Matticus: All that's left is a hole. Authorities are looking into it.



Shiat, you ain't kiddin'.


If need waaaay more runway than that.
 
2013-04-08 12:26:38 AM

cygnusx13: dopeydwarf: Matticus: All that's left is a hole. Authorities are looking into it.



Shiat, you ain't kiddin'.

If need waaaay more runway than that.


*I'd*!
 
2013-04-08 12:27:25 AM
Toto brand toilets are everywhere in Japan. There must be competing brands, but in Tokyo, I didn't see any other brands. Like doglover mentioned, they are full of really nifty features. We have a couple in our home. It not only has a bidet, but the bidet dispenses warm water so as not to shock the butthole. I absolutely love it.

The fact that this made news really tells a lot about Japanese culture. Crime is extremely low there, even in the crowded cities. Part of it is cultural. Part of it is due to the fact that their prisons are really quite terrible, and the conviction rate is upwards of 90%.
 
2013-04-08 12:28:49 AM
What a smart toilet may look like:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GC-WHApIwBY /URgBVM_rLwI/AAAAAAAAAwA/BefJ7h8 B oa8/s1600/tommy-toilet.jpg
 
2013-04-08 12:31:41 AM
 
2013-04-08 12:33:34 AM
*scans headline*

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-08 12:34:18 AM

Atomic Spunk: their prisons are really quite terrible, and the conviction rate is upwards of 90%.


Japan is pretty much a textbook example what's wrong with the way America is headed legally. If the police get you, they'll beat a confession out of you and they're allowed to do it.
 
2013-04-08 12:34:31 AM

jtown: [s3.sidereel.com image 550x309]


Came for this.

\Playing Eddie Money
 
2013-04-08 12:35:36 AM
all I care about right now is will it take me higher

...

/Hey music lover...
 
2013-04-08 12:36:34 AM
I was in New Zealand for the past few weeks and I am ashamed to admit this.  All of the toilets have 2 flush buttons, but I couldn't tell what they were for.  They were like the three seashells to me.  I was too ashamed at my ignorance to ask anyone.
 
2013-04-08 12:38:37 AM
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2013-04-08 12:41:23 AM
It probably would have been recalled anyway.  Defective wipers.
 
2013-04-08 12:41:31 AM

biyaaatci: I was in New Zealand for the past few weeks and I am ashamed to admit this.  All of the toilets have 2 flush buttons, but I couldn't tell what they were for.  They were like the three seashells to me.  I was too ashamed at my ignorance to ask anyone.


At least you didn't have to deal with the German poo shelf toilet.
 
2013-04-08 12:48:37 AM

Triumph: They'll flush the thief out.


That would be excellent news...
 
2013-04-08 12:50:21 AM
Why someone would do such a thing is completely baffling

Scavenger hunt?
 
2013-04-08 12:51:53 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Didn't think it would be that easy to find a pic.
 
2013-04-08 12:52:18 AM
imageshack.us
 
2013-04-08 12:55:21 AM
i.imgur.com

/Poop 'N' Laundry?
 
2013-04-08 12:55:33 AM

JohnAnnArbor: biyaaatci: I was in New Zealand for the past few weeks and I am ashamed to admit this.  All of the toilets have 2 flush buttons, but I couldn't tell what they were for.  They were like the three seashells to me.  I was too ashamed at my ignorance to ask anyone.

At least you didn't have to deal with the German poo shelf toilet.


Oh my god!  What the hell is the deal with the Axis powers?
 
2013-04-08 12:58:08 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-08 12:58:11 AM
biyaaatci
All of the toilets have 2 flush buttons, but I couldn't tell what they were for.

Never been to New Zealand, but the toilets I've seen with two flush buttons had them for conserving water:
they either were for flushing with different amounts of water or start/stop buttons (though I think those were labeled).
 
2013-04-08 01:01:24 AM
You have to admit, the heated bidet itself is a really good addition. That, and some Japanese toilets have a wash basin on top of the water tank, so you can wash your hands over it, and the runoff goes into the tank for the next flush. Everyone should have toilets like that.
 
2013-04-08 01:02:50 AM
 
2013-04-08 01:06:29 AM
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2013-04-08 01:06:50 AM

The Voice of Doom: biyaaatci
All of the toilets have 2 flush buttons, but I couldn't tell what they were for.

Never been to New Zealand, but the toilets I've seen with two flush buttons had them for conserving water:
they either were for flushing with different amounts of water or start/stop buttons (though I think those were labeled).


Yeah, I'm sure that's what the intention was, but it seemed like it didn't matter which button you pushed, or even if you pushed them both.  The same amount of water seemed to come out.
 
2013-04-08 01:10:01 AM

wiredroach: http://www.fark.com/comments/7283011/Vandals-destroy-toilets-in-park- r estroom-Police-are-investigating-but-they-have-nothing-to-go-on

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He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!
 
2013-04-08 01:11:20 AM

doglover: King Something: I'd ask what sort of functions a multi-function toilet would have other than "flush," but seeing how it's from Japan I'll just assume by default that it somehow involves cephalopods.

Heated seat, his/hers bidet, two kinds of flush Large and Small, automatic lid opener, Infrared Flush Detector


And I thought Americans were lazy.

/or is that sort of thing only available at the tourist traps in Japan where the fat and lazy Americans go?
 
2013-04-08 01:11:34 AM

dopeydwarf: He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!


I hate to be the party *ahem* pooper.
 
2013-04-08 01:14:03 AM
Damn fine headline subby.
 
2013-04-08 01:17:00 AM

Atomic Spunk: so as not to shock the butthole


I'm pretty sure there are some clubs in San Francisco where you pay someone to shock your butthole.
 
2013-04-08 01:18:51 AM
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2013-04-08 01:21:56 AM
For the busy executive

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2013-04-08 01:23:15 AM
Farkers

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2013-04-08 01:26:39 AM

sno man: BarkingUnicorn: So, I guess that jar in the corner holds the sponge on a stick?

and three shells.


Because People in power are Stupid: [www.yourprops.com image 850x554]


I sometimes wonder if the people that own this restaurant in Southend have ever seen that movie.

http://www.threeshells.co.uk/beach/cafe.php
 
2013-04-08 01:26:51 AM

King Something: doglover: King Something: I'd ask what sort of functions a multi-function toilet would have other than "flush," but seeing how it's from Japan I'll just assume by default that it somehow involves cephalopods.

Heated seat, his/hers bidet, two kinds of flush Large and Small, automatic lid opener, Infrared Flush Detector

And I thought Americans were lazy.

/or is that sort of thing only available at the tourist traps in Japan where the fat and lazy Americans go?


I think it's more of a cleanliness thing than a laziness thing.  I have one of these toilets and it's pretty darn awesome.  Automatic seat warmer in the dead of winter?  Oh heck yeah.
 
2013-04-08 01:30:42 AM

ertznay: Damn fine headline subby.


HOTY
 
2013-04-08 01:32:30 AM

Matticus: All that's left is a hole. Authorities are looking into it.


COTY
 
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