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(SoundCloud)   Marius2 is being ignored by Dr. Dre, so he recorded a rap song to get his attention. World premier of Rollin on Dubs (Lyrics might be Not safe for work)   (soundcloud.com) divider line 131
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2013-04-07 06:09:29 PM  
I can't wait to purchase this album.
 
2013-04-07 06:11:04 PM  
hahahaha "i'm a hardcore wigger"
 
2013-04-07 06:11:22 PM  
This wasn't funny before, and it's not funny now.

-1
 
2013-04-07 06:11:39 PM  
hahaha.

it sounds like you recorded that just quietly enough so as to avoid ridicule from your roommates/mom.
 
2013-04-07 06:12:31 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: I can't wait to purchase this album.


you need marry this boy, BWF.... you would have pretty, musical, blue eyed babbies... and I can be a benevolent auntie  :)
 
2013-04-07 06:13:24 PM  

Professor Wormbog: hahaha.

it sounds like you recorded that just quietly enough so as to avoid ridicule from your roommates/mom.


Me Mum is the DJ, who do you think is doing the beatbox?

rappy: hahahaha "i'm a hardcore wigger"


Damn right girl

Blushing Wall Flower: I can't wait to purchase this album.


Coming soon

Mr. Murder: This wasn't funny before, and it's not funny now.

-1


 Don't worry Murder, I'll still be with you once I get famous
 
2013-04-07 06:13:52 PM  
but maybe next time post that there is NSFchildren lyrics.  my five year old was trying to figure out what you were saying and I was all, oh heck no!!
 
2013-04-07 06:13:52 PM  
What the... oh, wait a minute, I *FORGOT* about Dre!
 
2013-04-07 06:14:09 PM  

AJisaff: Blushing Wall Flower: I can't wait to purchase this album.

you need marry this boy, BWF.... you would have pretty, musical, blue eyed babbies... and I can be a benevolent auntie  :)


She turns me down every time I offer.
 
2013-04-07 06:15:15 PM  

AJisaff: but maybe next time post that there is NSFchildren lyrics.  my five year old was trying to figure out what you were saying and I was all, oh heck no!!


My apologies! :) I'll ask for a Mod to add that.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: What the... oh, wait a minute, I *FORGOT* about Dre!

He's never forgotten about you. He says stop by and bring some lemon squares
 
2013-04-07 06:15:40 PM  
wtfamilisteningto.jpg
 
2013-04-07 06:15:44 PM  

marius2: AJisaff: Blushing Wall Flower: I can't wait to purchase this album.

you need marry this boy, BWF.... you would have pretty, musical, blue eyed babbies... and I can be a benevolent auntie  :)

She turns me down every time I offer.


you need to get her drunk first, duh...
 
2013-04-07 06:16:26 PM  

AJisaff: Blushing Wall Flower: I can't wait to purchase this album.

you need marry this boy, BWF.... you would have pretty, musical, blue eyed babbies... and I can be a benevolent auntie  :)


Haha!

He turns me down every time I offer.

But you can still be family!
 
2013-04-07 06:16:33 PM  

AJisaff: but maybe next time post that there is NSFchildren lyrics.  my five year old was trying to figure out what you were saying and I was all, oh heck no!!


.... really?

get off the computer, go take care of the children.
 
2013-04-07 06:16:33 PM  

marius2: He's never forgotten about you. He says stop by and bring some lemon squares


! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

*rushes off*
 
2013-04-07 06:18:45 PM  
omg.  the 5 year old and I are watching a dinosaur show on Netflix called Dinotopia, and one of the dinosaurs just ate a mushroom, and started seeing tracers... at first it was just staring at the tip of it's tail, but then it started to get chased by rainbow patterned T-rex's...  WTF????
 
2013-04-07 06:19:49 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower:

Haha!

He turns me down every time I offer.


Never ;)

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: marius2: He's never forgotten about you. He says stop by and bring some lemon squares

! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

*rushes off*


When you get to his door, the password is "Brussels sprouts"
 
2013-04-07 06:20:35 PM  
marius2, i still want to start a hiphop rivalry with you. that song was wack, sucka.
 
2013-04-07 06:20:51 PM  
marius should do a rap proposal to BWF.  How could she turn that down?
 
2013-04-07 06:21:00 PM  

rappy: AJisaff: but maybe next time post that there is NSFchildren lyrics.  my five year old was trying to figure out what you were saying and I was all, oh heck no!!

.... really?

get off the computer, go take care of the children.


we are busy watching f'ed up documentaries.... bonding family time. really.
 
2013-04-07 06:21:15 PM  

Professor Wormbog: marius2, i still want to start a hiphop rivalry with you. that song was wack, sucka.


Uh oh, it's on like Donkey Kong. Drop yo fly beat and we'll bust some caps or something what what.
 
2013-04-07 06:21:50 PM  

Professor Wormbog: marius2, i still want to start a hiphop rivalry with you. that song was wack, sucka.


Please, please, please do this. I don't know how it works, or how to make it happen, but please. Find a way.
 
2013-04-07 06:22:31 PM  
I'd like to purchase this album, but I don't have any money.

Is there any *other* way I could pay for it?
 
2013-04-07 06:24:04 PM  
Look out 50 Tyson!
 
2013-04-07 06:24:53 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: Professor Wormbog: marius2, i still want to start a hiphop rivalry with you. that song was wack, sucka.

Please, please, please do this. I don't know how it works, or how to make it happen, but please. Find a way.


I second this, and bet that BWF would offer a date to the winner!
 
2013-04-07 06:25:45 PM  

Satan's Chocolate Starfish: marius should do a rap proposal to BWF.  How could she turn that down?


Best advice ever... here we go..

Yo gurl you look so fine, lookin all pretty and blushin all the time
Never been capped but I say I do, wanna say the same words to you
I'm a hardcore thug I know that's hard to handle
but I'll cook you dinner with napkins and a candle
Cause I'm so sweet, yeah like cherry pie
Wants yooz to be mah gurl, you know I'm yo guy

I look sexy when I'm wearing my togs
droppin beats about Professor Wormbog
But I've got some spare time, you know I do
All I wanna do is spend it wif you
So don't playa hate, this ain't the place
We've been rocking up at a sweet place
But this shiat aint finished, I got one mo thing
So here it is for you baby, a diamond ring

*does the Harlem shake*
 
2013-04-07 06:26:40 PM  
Still not even remotely funny.
 
2013-04-07 06:27:20 PM  

angrymacface: I'd like to purchase this album, but I don't have any money.

Is there any *other* way I could pay for it?


We also accept sheep's wool.
 
2013-04-07 06:27:26 PM  
Oh go change your tampon or something,  Murder.
 
2013-04-07 06:27:50 PM  

marius2: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: marius should do a rap proposal to BWF.  How could she turn that down?

Best advice ever... here we go..

Yo gurl you look so fine, lookin all pretty and blushin all the time
Never been capped but I say I do, wanna say the same words to you
I'm a hardcore thug I know that's hard to handle
but I'll cook you dinner with napkins and a candle
Cause I'm so sweet, yeah like cherry pie
Wants yooz to be mah gurl, you know I'm yo guy

I look sexy when I'm wearing my togs
droppin beats about Professor Wormbog
But I've got some spare time, you know I do
All I wanna do is spend it wif you
So don't playa hate, this ain't the place
We've been rocking up at a sweet place
But this shiat aint finished, I got one mo thing
So here it is for you baby, a diamond ring

*does the Harlem shake*


Nice.  We're finally going to see a pretty people marriage.  It's not just for unknown lurkers anymore.
 
2013-04-07 06:28:02 PM  

marius2: angrymacface: I'd like to purchase this album, but I don't have any money.

Is there any *other* way I could pay for it?

We also accept sheep's wool.


But I don't have any sheep. Is there any *other* way I can pay for it?
 
2013-04-07 06:28:02 PM  

angrymacface: Oh go change your tampon or something,  Murder.


Why don't you go offer to suck off someone.
 
2013-04-07 06:28:04 PM  
Pack it up guys. Mr. Murder is not appreciating it. need more room for threads about how our day is going and how beautiful we are.
 
2013-04-07 06:28:33 PM  
o_o

i am officiallty totally embarrassed.

MARIUS CUT IT OUT
 
2013-04-07 06:28:59 PM  

angrymacface: marius2: angrymacface: I'd like to purchase this album, but I don't have any money.

Is there any *other* way I could pay for it?

We also accept sheep's wool.

But I don't have any sheep. Is there any *other* way I can pay for it?


Sorry, I only accept money, sheep's wool and sexual favours.
 
2013-04-07 06:29:43 PM  

angrymacface: I'd like to purchase this album, but I don't have any money.

Is there any *other* way I could pay for it?


Sorry he is one who has the speakage for.
 
2013-04-07 06:29:53 PM  

marius2: Pack it up guys. Mr. Murder is not appreciating it. need more room for threads about how our day is going and how beautiful we are.


He can go f*ck himself.
 
2013-04-07 06:29:56 PM  
Well, at least I appreciated the effort, marius.
 
2013-04-07 06:30:02 PM  

marius2: Sorry, I only accept money, sheep's wool and sexual favours.


That third thing. I can do that!
 
2013-04-07 06:30:28 PM  

marius2: Pack it up guys. Mr. Murder is not appreciating it. need more room for threads about how our day is going and how beautiful we are.


Maybe another vagidoodle thread.
 
2013-04-07 06:32:15 PM  

Satan's Chocolate Starfish: Well, at least I appreciated the effort, marius.


Thanks matey ;)
 
2013-04-07 06:33:01 PM  
since murder said he was swearing off Tfark for the whole weekend, he needs to go play outside.
 
2013-04-07 06:33:28 PM  

rappy: He can go f*ck himself.


*pat*
 
2013-04-07 06:33:45 PM  

AJisaff: since murder said he was swearing off Tfark for the whole weekend, he needs to go play outside.


He came back just to hear my song and I disappointed him. Shame. Poor guy needs some friends, I'll write a song for him. It'll be great.
 
2013-04-07 06:34:56 PM  
Are you breathing heavily into the mic again, marius?

I guess if it's a good enough substitute for breathing heavily into the phone...I heard some people don't appreciate that much.
 
2013-04-07 06:35:09 PM  
I'd let Mr. Murder hate f*ck me while listening to this song, that's how much I love it.
 
2013-04-07 06:37:16 PM  

xanadian: Are you breathing heavily into the mic again, marius?

I tried to avoid it because of the fans being outraged last night (I hate disappointing you all), but it's hard when the instrument is my breath and I have only a comp mic from 1996.

 
2013-04-07 06:38:03 PM  

meow said the dog: I'd let Mr. Murder hate f*ck me while listening to this song, that's how much I love it.


<3 You'll get another shoutout sometime soon, that's true love right there.
 
2013-04-07 06:39:40 PM  
Seriously, marius, don't stop here.
 
2013-04-07 06:40:09 PM  
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