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(HelenaIR.com)   Outside of a dog, $500 is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, you have to follow him around and pick what's left of the money out of his poop, piece it back together, then gross out various bank tellers while trying to get fresh bills   (helenair.com) divider line 66
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2013-04-07 08:52:04 PM  

No Time To Explain: Saw Cheech and Chong

/leaving satisfied
//reminds me of my neighbour who leaves the dog outside, and grows pot
///I wonder why


And that's the other thing our dog loved. There was a lot of ditchweed from the Hemp For Victory days. Anytime you disturbed a lot of soil, it would pop up. Harvey knew where every plant was, and he would inspect them daily til they got to be the right size. Then he would harvest them and eat every bit. You could not take a plant from him. He'd run in circles eating them.

Really miss that dog.
 
2013-04-07 09:15:22 PM  
A little money laundering will fix that.
 
2013-04-07 09:30:01 PM  
My roommates dog ate every pepper off a habanero plant we had in backyard. She was howling like a wolf the next time she pooped.
 
2013-04-07 09:48:33 PM  
That was dumb. Claim that it's a magical dog craps money and then sell it to the highest bidder.

/Feed it some rhinestones too.
 
2013-04-07 10:06:26 PM  
Ok, which of you jokers is stealing my morning paper and then posting links to Fark?
 
2013-04-07 11:10:29 PM  
When this happened to me, I washed the pieces as well as I could, taped them together on paper, and mailed them to the treasury dept. Couple weeks later I had a check for the amount of the bills I had intact serial numbers on.The dog got to listen to me gag and dry-heave
 
2013-04-07 11:28:38 PM  
My Dad loves telling the story of our dachshund that ate my Mom's fuzzy blue slipper. The next day she was walking by with a blue thread hanging out her backside. He put his foot down on it and she walked at least 50 feet before the other end popped out. He laughs hysterically to this day when it's brought up.
 
2013-04-07 11:35:20 PM  
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho
 
2013-04-07 11:44:52 PM  
http://moneyfactory.gov/damagedcurrencyclaim.html

They obviously didn't know there is a whole Federal Government department that our tax dollars pays for that handles just this... Not that I'm against having a department that handles this type of stuff...
 
2013-04-07 11:45:09 PM  
www.umbrellapets.net
 
2013-04-07 11:56:40 PM  
Why take it to the bank when you can use it to pay surcharges at the DPS or Ticketmaster?
 
2013-04-08 01:08:12 AM  

MP5_ForTheWin: http://moneyfactory.gov/damagedcurrencyclaim.html

They obviously didn't know there is a whole Federal Government department that our tax dollars pays for that handles just this... Not that I'm against having a department that handles this type of stuff...


According to this video, the BEP employs all of 18 examiners. Even accounting for management and bureaucracy (internal and external), it's a very small strain on our national pocketbook with measurable economic benefits. Nobody in their right mind would be against a department that handles this type of stuff.
 
2013-04-08 03:23:41 AM  

Gyrfalcon: I'd eat the $500.


Obligatory response 1: Wanna know how I know you're German?
Obligatory response 2: Go on...
 
2013-04-08 08:37:13 AM  
This is definitely a ' let it go man, because it's gone ' time.
 
2013-04-08 10:26:19 AM  
I once read of a case from the the 1880s where the bank replaced notes shiat from a cow's ass. Guess that folks were a bit earthier then.
 
2013-04-08 12:40:16 PM  

Sgygus: Part Labrador.


done in one.
 
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