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(UPI)   Finally: The government is handing out ass-beatings for kids lookin' like a fool with their pants on the ground. Oh, wait: Not in the USA   (upi.com) divider line 110
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2013-04-07 05:54:25 PM  
It's not the kids' fault. The natural human waistline is TOO DAMN HIGH

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-04-07 06:01:48 PM  
Any idea what an immodest haircut is to Islam?
 
2013-04-07 06:28:56 PM  
I wouldn't want the US to do this. I hate low pants as much as the next sane person, but outside of work/school fashion is best left unregulated save for basic modesty, which is where we are. There is simply no reason to restrict those freedoms.
 
2013-04-07 06:35:21 PM  
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2013-04-07 06:37:01 PM  

spongeboob: Any idea what an immodest haircut is to Islam?


Long enough that you get mistaken for a woman without a veil in public?
 
2013-04-07 06:39:56 PM  
I'm all for officials delivering beat downs to people who wear pants that sag low.
 
2013-04-07 06:40:13 PM  
In Florida you can get shot for wearing a hoodie.
 
2013-04-07 06:44:31 PM  
Seems like a huge waste of resources. Aside from the obvious human rights violations.
 
2013-04-07 06:46:42 PM  
Can we borrow them to deal with the hipsters?
 
2013-04-07 06:49:33 PM  
Welcome to Singapore?
 
2013-04-07 06:51:44 PM  
Oh and of course the obligatory HURRR THIS IS WHAT LIBURULS SUPPORT.
 
2013-04-07 06:51:58 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Welcome to Singapore?


That was my first thought, but then I realized the headline said "ass-beatings" and not "ass-canings"
 
2013-04-07 06:54:20 PM  

SN1987a goes boom: spongeboob: Any idea what an immodest haircut is to Islam?

Long enough that you get mistaken for a woman without a veil in public?


Like this guy
actforamerica.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-07 06:54:59 PM  
cut the men's hair in a "humiliating" fashion

Hmmm... where have I heard that before?

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-04-07 06:56:16 PM  

Gergesa: I'm all for officials delivering beat downs to people who wear pants that sag low.


Nah, leave them alone. The rest of us need the laffs.

Some of them provide comic relief when they attempt to commit crimes.

Another fool caught with his pants down.

Darwin takes care of the really stupid ones.
 
2013-04-07 06:59:34 PM  
Wait, it wasn't done in the U.S. against youth of color? OUTRAGE.
 
2013-04-07 07:03:32 PM  
Can anyone explain to me why some people give a flying fark how other people wear their pants?
 
2013-04-07 07:04:30 PM  

mat catastrophe: Can anyone explain to me why some people give a flying fark how other people wear their pants?


Some people have an innate aversion to trash.  Sagging pants set off the trash alarm.
 
2013-04-07 07:07:48 PM  

mat catastrophe: Can anyone explain to me why some people give a flying fark how other people wear their pants?


Their lives are largely empty and they need to fill it by judging the neighbors.
 
2013-04-07 07:08:40 PM  

mat catastrophe: Can anyone explain to me why some people give a flying fark how other people wear their pants?


Some people give a flying fark about who sleeps with whom, so there you go.

Some people just have to be all up in everyone's business, is how it is.
 
2013-04-07 07:08:58 PM  
So you want to be like they are?
 
2013-04-07 07:09:32 PM  
Aw fark I could just log in to a Walmart store cam in the Red States and show you some disrespectful haircuts.

/Rat tails
//Skullet
///beaver tails
////and some really nasty shiat that is notsafeforlunch.

/Trivia time: Amish, or those of the beard, have no mustache because the European War Lords had fancy as all fark mustaches, so the men of the beard have no mustaches.
 
2013-04-07 07:11:34 PM  

mat catastrophe: Can anyone explain to me why some people give a flying fark how other people wear their pants?


You sound under 25.
 
2013-04-07 07:14:45 PM  

mat catastrophe: Can anyone explain to me why some people give a flying fark how other people wear their pants?


Israel keeps taking their rockets away and they have to do something with their time.
 
2013-04-07 07:15:55 PM  

mat catastrophe: Can anyone explain to me why some people give a flying fark how other people wear their pants?


Because get off my goddamn lawn.
 
2013-04-07 07:26:08 PM  

mat catastrophe: Can anyone explain to me why some people give a flying fark how other people wear their pants?


You sound like you have an immodest haircut.
 
2013-04-07 07:32:58 PM  

Greil: I wouldn't want the US to do this. I hate low pants as much as the next sane person, but outside of work/school fashion is best left unregulated save for basic modesty, which is where we are. There is simply no reason to restrict those freedoms.


This. If this WAS in the US, I feel like the headline would've been much, MUUUUUCH different.
 
2013-04-07 07:33:48 PM  
 Hammas, Taliban, Small southern town it's so damn hard to tell anymore without reading the damn article.

Hypnozombie
 
2013-04-07 07:38:09 PM  

spongeboob: Any idea what an immodest haircut is to Islam?


An excuse to embarrass and/or beat the shiat out of someone you don't like.
 
2013-04-07 07:45:13 PM  

mat catastrophe: Can anyone explain to me why some people give a flying fark how other people wear their pants?


Because they look ridiculous.
 
2013-04-07 07:51:06 PM  

mat catastrophe: Can anyone explain to me why some people give a flying fark how other people wear their pants?


The same people who yell at me for masturbating outside the day care center. Prudes.
 
2013-04-07 07:53:08 PM  

fusillade762: mat catastrophe: Can anyone explain to me why some people give a flying fark how other people wear their pants?

The same people who yell at me for masturbating outside the day care center. Prudes.


Yes. Exactly the same. Stupid pants are just like flashing your dick at a child.
 
2013-04-07 07:57:14 PM  
littlefun.org
 
2013-04-07 07:57:49 PM  

Silly Jesus: mat catastrophe: Can anyone explain to me why some people give a flying fark how other people wear their pants?

Some people have an innate aversion to trash.  Sagging pants set off the trash alarm.


So you're totally not racist, but
 
2013-04-07 07:58:31 PM  

GeneralJim: [littlefun.org image 590x606]


Methinks you misunderstand the term "sagging pants" as used here.

/not that that's not hilarious.
 
2013-04-07 08:03:29 PM  
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2013-04-07 08:05:55 PM  

cameroncrazy1984:

GeneralJim: [littlefun.org image 590x606]

Methinks you misunderstand the term "sagging pants" as used here.

/not that that's not hilarious.

Yeah, it was the dorkiest version I could find.  But, in the interest of fairness, low-rider pants CAN be something of which I approve:


www.legaljuice.com
 
2013-04-07 08:06:52 PM  
What is this immodest haircut of which you speak?

www.kulturekritic.com
 
2013-04-07 08:12:10 PM  

Silly Jesus: mat catastrophe: Can anyone explain to me why some people give a flying fark how other people wear their pants?

Some people have an innate aversion to trash.  Sagging pants set off the trash alarm.


Personally I have more the impression of a loaded diaper. Who the hell wants to look at shiat on the sidewalk all the time.

And how stupid do you have to be to buy in to that fashion?
 
2013-04-07 08:23:33 PM  
So, lets recap: when Israel does something retarded that destroys people's freedoms they're "evil Zionists who are worse than hitler", but when Palestinians do something retarded that destroys people's rights they're "brave freedom fighters".
 
2013-04-07 08:27:34 PM  
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2013-04-07 08:28:53 PM  

mat catastrophe: Can anyone explain to me why some people give a flying fark how other people wear their pants?


The site of underwear arouses them?

Especially troublesome if it someone of the same sex, arousing them.
 
2013-04-07 08:32:27 PM  

sheep snorter: Aw fark I could just log in to a Walmart store cam in the Red States and show you some disrespectful haircuts.

/Rat tails
//Skullet
///beaver tails
////and some really nasty shiat that is notsafeforlunch.

/Trivia time: Amish, or those of the beard, have no mustache because the European War Lords had fancy as all fark mustaches, so the men of the beard have no mustaches.


What is a beaver tail haircut, GIS shows what  I think would be better called a Polish Plait
 
2013-04-07 08:38:48 PM  
Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home is you don't cut that hairDon't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home is you don't cut that hair- fight for your right, beastie boys
 
2013-04-07 08:40:49 PM  
Like I give a shiat what, frankly, a bunch of stuffy white people think of me if I wear baggy pants or, heaven forbid, pants that are lower than my waistline.

I don't biatch about white females wearing snow boots and trucker caps as a style, and I would appreciate others doing the same to me.
 
2013-04-07 08:42:03 PM  

clowncar on fire: Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home is you don't cut that hairDon't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home is you don't cut that hair- fight for your right, beastie boys

 
2013-04-07 08:48:54 PM  

BitwiseShift: What is this immodest haircut of which you speak?

[www.kulturekritic.com image 450x639]


That's not really hair, though. If you cut that, it would cut you back.
 
2013-04-07 08:50:11 PM  
Next up: Illegal to be on lawns.
 
2013-04-07 08:52:14 PM  

Smelly McUgly:

Like I give a shiat what, frankly, a bunch of stuffy white people think of me if I wear baggy pants or, heaven forbid, pants that are lower than my waistline.

I don't biatch about white females wearing snow boots and trucker caps as a style, and I would appreciate others doing the same to me.

No, no, you don't understand -- we're laughing WITH you.   Oh, fark it.  Who am I trying to fool?  If you look like a pretentious ass, and *I* see you, I will laugh -- and NOT with you, but at you.  Look like Beiber, get treated like Beiber. That shiat just looks like practice for Depends. Oh, yeah, and don't forget the 25 pound clock on a chain, too. That way you get the two stupidest fashion trends EVER, and at the same time. But, by all means please do self-identify as a total idiot. It's very convenient.

So, I guess I'll have to do without your appreciation.  Oh, my, time to start drinking heavily.

 
2013-04-07 08:53:30 PM  

mat catastrophe: Can anyone explain to me why some people give a flying fark how other people wear their pants?


I mainly care because I don't want to see my students' undies. I also don't want a few of the kids that I have to have yet another way to get comedic attention.
 
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