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(Deslidefied)   The 50 fattiest foods from across the country deslidefied for your drooling pleasure. Now if you'll excuse me I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes   (deslide.clusterfake.net) divider line 34
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2013-04-07 07:10:57 PM  
5 votes:

fusillade762: [img2.timeinc.net image 400x400]

I've never understood the tendency to make burgers and sandwiches so big that no human could possibly fit them in their mouth. How the fark are you even supposed to eat that?


Like a snake, dislocate your jaw.
2013-04-07 09:15:29 PM  
4 votes:

Soulless Carbon Rod: rkiller1: I was okay till Indiana's Fried-Brain Sandwich
WTF?

What is it with Americans dislike for brain?


We elected George Bush. Twice.
2013-04-07 07:42:55 PM  
4 votes:

The Pope of Manwich Village: MN is a DQ burger? Have you EVEN BEEN to the MN State Fair?! They deep fry moose for cripes sake. Cripes.


That must be a farking huge fryer.
2013-04-07 08:44:53 PM  
3 votes:

kth: Charred ends?

I know naught of charred ends. I do, however, love Burnt Ends.


Charred ends aren't done yet.
2013-04-07 07:04:30 PM  
3 votes:
Pretty sure this should be classified as porn.
2013-04-07 07:26:58 PM  
2 votes:
MN is a DQ burger? Have you EVEN BEEN to the MN State Fair?! They deep fry moose for cripes sake. Cripes.
2013-04-07 07:23:44 PM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: [img2.timeinc.net image 400x400]

I've never understood the tendency to make burgers and sandwiches so big that no human could possibly fit them in their mouth. How the fark are you even supposed to eat that?


So they can get Man V food or Guy Fairy to go there and give them free publicity.
2013-04-07 07:21:21 PM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: [img2.timeinc.net image 400x400]

I've never understood the tendency to make burgers and sandwiches so big that no human could possibly fit them in their mouth. How the fark are you even supposed to eat that?


wood clamps, according to The Master

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2013-04-07 11:23:41 PM  
1 votes:

ultramarinblaa: This list doesn't make much sence.
Eg. Crab Louis Salad look like a rather low fat dish, but it's on the list because it's served with a mayo dressing.

Newsflash!!!! anything becomes high fat if you cover it in mayo



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2013-04-07 11:04:19 PM  
1 votes:
All you motherfarkers want fat, eat at my house.  I'll fry you some pork fat in lard and serve it smothered in blubber.
2013-04-07 11:01:40 PM  
1 votes:

jdbob: About twice a month I stop by Dairy Queen for a FlameThrower burger, but I go for the 1/4 pound version. The normal 1/2 pound is just too much meat.


Thanks for that 26 minuter.
2013-04-07 10:44:57 PM  
1 votes:

Canton: Soulless Carbon Rod: rkiller1: I was okay till Indiana's Fried-Brain Sandwich
WTF?

What is it with Americans dislike for brain?

Prions?


I like them deep fried, what's the problem?

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2013-04-07 10:01:22 PM  
1 votes:

The Pope of Manwich Village: MN is a DQ burger? Have you EVEN BEEN to the MN State Fair?! They deep fry moose for cripes sake. Cripes.


The reporter wasn't willing to go to the MN State Fair for fear his sister would get bitten.
2013-04-07 09:35:14 PM  
1 votes:
2013-04-07 09:06:42 PM  
1 votes:
Approves
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2013-04-07 08:35:48 PM  
1 votes:
Isn't frying butter kind of like boiling ice?
2013-04-07 08:25:44 PM  
1 votes:

BlousyBrown: fusillade762: BlousyBrown: miniflea: Has anyone here actually tried the krispy kreme burger? It looks like something I would like to eat once, but I suspect the combination of two awesome things maybe doesn't result in something appetizing.

2 great tastes that don't taste great together, lets see, lobster and peanut butter? anyone else?

Chocolate ice cream and Velveeta?

Lamb and tuna fish?


When I was a youngin', my mom made us "peanut butter pork chops" once. It was terrible, and we let her know. She took them  off our plates, rinsed the chops off in the sink and threw the the chops back on our plates. I had and have never since seen her so mad.
2013-04-07 08:22:51 PM  
1 votes:

Tchernobog: I scrolled down specifically to see what NC was going to have on there.


I expected the livers of poor children.
2013-04-07 08:05:32 PM  
1 votes:

Soulless Carbon Rod: What is it with Americans dislike for brain?


www.filmsnmovies.com
2013-04-07 08:01:35 PM  
1 votes:
On behalf of the rest of Tennessee, I'd like to apologize for Ruby Tuesdays.

At least it isn't Applebee's.
2013-04-07 08:01:06 PM  
1 votes:
img2.timeinc.net

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2013-04-07 07:49:56 PM  
1 votes:
financialphilosopher.typepad.com
2013-04-07 07:34:41 PM  
1 votes:
If you haven't had foie gras, you haven't had fat.
2013-04-07 07:33:07 PM  
1 votes:
The items listed below are acceptable food
The others are suitable for children and fat people.

Arkansas: Catfish
Florida: Empanadas
Louisiana: Beignet
Maine: Lobster roll
Maryland: Smith Island Cake
Massachusetts: Chocolate chip cookies
New Hampshire: New England Clam Chowder
Virginia: Ham
Washington: Crab Louis Salad
2013-04-07 07:27:37 PM  
1 votes:

miniflea: Has anyone here actually tried the krispy kreme burger? It looks like something I would like to eat once, but I suspect the combination of two awesome things maybe doesn't result in something appetizing.


2 great tastes that don't taste great together, lets see, lobster and peanut butter? anyone else?
2013-04-07 07:22:51 PM  
1 votes:

Ryker's Peninsula: rhiannon: Pretty sure this should be classified as porn.

I think you and I watch very different kinds of porn.


Ok you're not fat, I get it already.
2013-04-07 07:21:22 PM  
1 votes:
Of all the fatting shiat in Texas, they go with the farking corndog?  A goddamn CORNDOG?  Cheezus on a Raptor.  What about something like... deep-fried fajitas or chili with cornbread or something?

corndogs... what in the fark is the world coming to?

I did not get fat on farking hotdogs dropped in cornbread.
2013-04-07 07:16:51 PM  
1 votes:

rhiannon: Pretty sure this should be classified as porn.


I think you and I watch very different kinds of porn.
2013-04-07 07:13:35 PM  
1 votes:
Interesting list, but can you tell me with a straight face that the most fattening food item found in Texas is a corndog?
2013-04-07 07:06:59 PM  
1 votes:
Some one merge that with google maps, and I can plan my next vacation.
2013-04-07 07:01:41 PM  
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: I lived in Delaware for over 15 years and not only did I never see one of those crab rangoon pastry-puffs, I never even heard of them.

Scrapple would be a much better choice, though they gave NC livermush, which is similar, but NC could just as easily get whole-hog bbq and the problem would be solved.


I've lived my whole life in NC, and I've never once heard of livermush. And there are some down-home deep-South bonified rednecks in my family. 

I'm going to go with 'this author picked crap at random out of Google searches'.
2013-04-07 06:42:37 PM  
1 votes:
img01.36krcnd.com

"I'll have the lot...with eggs on top"
2013-04-07 06:17:53 PM  
1 votes:
wow, that page brought me back to 1996 in web presentation
2013-04-07 05:32:54 PM  
1 votes:
Thanks Subby. Now I want to go to Tom's and get me some deep fried cheese curds.
 
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