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(Deslidefied)   The 50 fattiest foods from across the country deslidefied for your drooling pleasure. Now if you'll excuse me I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes   (deslide.clusterfake.net) divider line 36
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2013-04-07 07:05:58 PM
4 votes:
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I've never understood the tendency to make burgers and sandwiches so big that no human could possibly fit them in their mouth. How the fark are you even supposed to eat that?
2013-04-07 07:20:45 PM
3 votes:
California showed In-N-Out Burger??  Really???

You know how I know the author never visited a decent San Diego Mexican joint?  They didn't list Carne Asada Fries.  that's right mu-fuggahs...pile of french fries, topped with carne asada beef, guacamole, salsa fresca, cheese (sometimes shredded, sometimes nacho sauce), sour cream, and as much salsa as you can handle on the side.

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2013-04-07 07:13:35 PM
3 votes:
Interesting list, but can you tell me with a straight face that the most fattening food item found in Texas is a corndog?
2013-04-07 07:06:59 PM
3 votes:
Some one merge that with google maps, and I can plan my next vacation.
2013-04-07 07:04:30 PM
3 votes:
Pretty sure this should be classified as porn.
2013-04-07 06:15:20 PM
3 votes:
Well done,  subby.Fark runs on ads, and Deslide has none, so I'm amazed the modmins greenlit this one. May circumventing slide shows in favor of Deslide links become the submitting norm from now on!
2013-04-07 08:07:25 PM
2 votes:

fusillade762: [img2.timeinc.net image 400x400]

I've never understood the tendency to make burgers and sandwiches so big that no human could possibly fit them in their mouth. How the fark are you even supposed to eat that?


First off, the trend for very large portions is in part to make "big eaters" feel comfortable because big eaters are often the most profitable customers. They feel better if they can eat 2 or 3 servings worth packaged as a "normal" single serving. Also doubling the amount of food in a serving costs much less than producing 2 equivalent servings.

Now as regard the super large servings that very few would be able to completely eat, they are usually not meant to be bought but instead they are used to reframe the very large 2 or 3 serving portions as not that huge because there is something hugher.

This is similar to many consumer product lines where a top-of-the line product may cost a lot and have too many features and it isn't  meant to sell well. Instead its presence promotes the buying of those products 1 or 2 down from the top and if it was removed from the line the old 1 down wouldn't sell as well because it becomes the new top.
2013-04-07 07:58:39 PM
2 votes:
My entry for back home in Texas:


Chris Madrid's, San Antonio, TX.  Order the Macho


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2013-04-07 07:49:56 PM
2 votes:
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2013-04-07 07:23:05 PM
2 votes:
Louisiana: Beignet

Yea, well..It's fried dough.  But how about a po-boy made of hollowed-out French bread, with layer upon layer of bacon, lettuce, tomato, and fried shrimp, then topped off with melted butter?

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2013-04-07 07:04:52 PM
2 votes:
1 - why are the chains on there?
2 - some of these states make no sense. Cookies for MA? Wtf?
3 - I'm happy SC got turducken
4 - liver mush is delicious
2013-04-07 07:01:41 PM
2 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: I lived in Delaware for over 15 years and not only did I never see one of those crab rangoon pastry-puffs, I never even heard of them.

Scrapple would be a much better choice, though they gave NC livermush, which is similar, but NC could just as easily get whole-hog bbq and the problem would be solved.


I've lived my whole life in NC, and I've never once heard of livermush. And there are some down-home deep-South bonified rednecks in my family. 

I'm going to go with 'this author picked crap at random out of Google searches'.
2013-04-07 11:37:30 PM
1 votes:
Bah, the fried brain is unique, but it's certainly not delicious. Very spongy texture and you're getting all the flavor of the breading and oil.

Pulled brain (like in a slow cooker) with hot sauce is delicious. That's much closer to a sweet bbq flavor. Or, if you want to really show the state pride, get a fried tenderloin sandwich with home-jarred pickles.
2013-04-07 11:35:13 PM
1 votes:

CigaretteSmokingMan: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x566]

Pork roll, egg & cheese.


If you please, on a Kaiser bun.
2013-04-07 11:23:41 PM
1 votes:

ultramarinblaa: This list doesn't make much sence.
Eg. Crab Louis Salad look like a rather low fat dish, but it's on the list because it's served with a mayo dressing.

Newsflash!!!! anything becomes high fat if you cover it in mayo



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2013-04-07 11:15:46 PM
1 votes:
Lamb? A Smithfield ham?
Good grief. You could walk through any grocery store (every grocery store!) and find 100 things worse. Hell....you could find 50 just in the cereal aisle.

Sure...if you make a QuintupleStupidBurger as a store advertising prank, it is bad for you. But no one actually eats those things.
OK, maybe Dewey Oxburger, but he was gonna die of fatness anyway.

/RIP John
2013-04-07 10:38:32 PM
1 votes:

El Dudereno: Isn't frying butter kind of like boiling ice?


Reminds me of the time I tried "fried Coke" at a state fair.  There was not, in fact, Coke inside, nor did it taste remotely like Coca-Cola.  Supposedly some Coke was used in the batter.  Essentially a stupid marketing gimmick.
2013-04-07 09:35:14 PM
1 votes:
2013-04-07 09:15:29 PM
1 votes:

Soulless Carbon Rod: rkiller1: I was okay till Indiana's Fried-Brain Sandwich
WTF?

What is it with Americans dislike for brain?


We elected George Bush. Twice.
2013-04-07 09:04:43 PM
1 votes:
Most of that stuff is disgusting and retarded... and NOT  meal or serving.

"Oh hey this state puts 7 hamburgers on one plate" ... that doesn't count.
2013-04-07 08:44:53 PM
1 votes:

kth: Charred ends?

I know naught of charred ends. I do, however, love Burnt Ends.


Charred ends aren't done yet.
2013-04-07 08:35:48 PM
1 votes:
Isn't frying butter kind of like boiling ice?
2013-04-07 08:28:22 PM
1 votes:

El Dudereno: The Pope of Manwich Village: MN is a DQ burger? Have you EVEN BEEN to the MN State Fair?! They deep fry moose for cripes sake. Cripes.

Whole?

I would pay go see that.


Antlers & hoofs cost extra.
2013-04-07 08:08:06 PM
1 votes:
I have several problems with this list.

First, it doesn't count for a state if it is made by a chain restaurant that is not unique to that state.

Secondly, for Arizona, the Heart Attack Grill moved to Vegas around two years ago. I did eat there before they moved and yes, the burgers were pretty damn good.

Third and final, growing up and living in Indiana until my late 20's (moved out to AZ about 5 years ago) I have never, ever, ever heard of a fried brain sandwich. Seriously, WTF? And I've been to the state fair several times.
Now what we do have there that I haven't seen anywhere else are pork fritters. They're made by a company in Muncie. I freaking love them, especially pan fried in oil. Haven't had one in years.
2013-04-07 08:01:16 PM
1 votes:
I'm no food snob, nor am I a health nut, but most of those look absolutely disgusting.
2013-04-07 08:01:06 PM
1 votes:
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2013-04-07 07:48:39 PM
1 votes:
This list is useless. Eating fat is not solely responsible for weight gain. They should have listed a total caloric content as well as a cabohydrate content.

As it is the last thing they listed, Lamb, is actually packed with healthy fats and overall a much healthier meat than grain fed beef or pork/bacon/ham. This is because they do not feed lambs grain, but instead let them graze like all sheep. So if I am looking for grass fed beef and can't find it I always get lamb as a back up.
2013-04-07 07:42:55 PM
1 votes:

The Pope of Manwich Village: MN is a DQ burger? Have you EVEN BEEN to the MN State Fair?! They deep fry moose for cripes sake. Cripes.


That must be a farking huge fryer.
2013-04-07 07:39:03 PM
1 votes:
Bob Evans was the best they could come up with for the entire state of O-hi-uh? How about the entire menu at Sokolowski's University Inn?

I  highly endorse it.
2013-04-07 07:34:41 PM
1 votes:
If you haven't had foie gras, you haven't had fat.
2013-04-07 07:24:08 PM
1 votes:
Has anyone here actually tried the krispy kreme burger? It looks like something I would like to eat once, but I suspect the combination of two awesome things maybe doesn't result in something appetizing.
2013-04-07 07:23:44 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: [img2.timeinc.net image 400x400]

I've never understood the tendency to make burgers and sandwiches so big that no human could possibly fit them in their mouth. How the fark are you even supposed to eat that?


So they can get Man V food or Guy Fairy to go there and give them free publicity.
2013-04-07 07:21:21 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: [img2.timeinc.net image 400x400]

I've never understood the tendency to make burgers and sandwiches so big that no human could possibly fit them in their mouth. How the fark are you even supposed to eat that?


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2013-04-07 07:20:44 PM
1 votes:
Awww dammit, now I want a plate of fried cheese curds and a bottle of New Glarus.
2013-04-07 07:17:59 PM
1 votes:
For CA, Tommy's chili cheeseburgers should on that list instead of the Double-Double.

www.sptsb.com
/mmmm...Tommyburgers
2013-04-07 06:56:38 PM
1 votes:

thermo: wow, that page brought me back to 1996 in web presentation


On account of the deslideification.  It's not about presentation, it's about extracting the content.
 
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