If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Globe and Mail)   FTA "Police say the women wore short black dresses with high heels and no pantyhose."...likely worked as teachers.....the male 19 year old sexual assault victim is still recovering   (theglobeandmail.com) divider line 202
    More: Scary, FTA, Toronto Police, pantyhose, Toronto  
•       •       •

26797 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Apr 2013 at 4:18 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



202 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-04-07 02:24:49 PM
All four suspects are described as white, between 30 and 36 years old, about five feet four inches tall and roughly 200 pounds.

Aww hell no.
 
2013-04-07 02:28:09 PM
I'd hit it, but weight was never really a factor.

Are women in their early thirties that horny?
 
2013-04-07 02:38:10 PM

TommyymmoT: All four suspects are described as white, between 30 and 36 years old, about five feet four inches tall and roughly 200 pounds.

Aww hell no.


Yeah - I'm thinkin' if they'd been 120 pounds or less, he'd be back in the bar bragging about it.
 
2013-04-07 03:00:09 PM
WARNING: Clever Scam - taking advantage of men

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. This will only become more commonplace as the weather warms.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe's, Home Depot, or Costco customers. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds..

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also October 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K- Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowe's, Home Depot, and Costco.

/oblig
 
2013-04-07 03:32:33 PM
As we all know rape is about power. Historically, women have been disenfranchised in society by men and as a result have commonly been victims of sexual assault. However, as society becomes more egalitarian women are finally becoming more comfortable taking up the reins of power and are becoming rapists and abusers themselves. It started first with female teachers but I think as this story proves female rapists are starting to go mainstream.
 
2013-04-07 04:11:22 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K- Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowe's, Home Depot, and Costco.

/oblig


This shiat pisses me off!!!

We don't have a Costco. :-(
 
2013-04-07 04:13:11 PM
Awww, my old neighbourhood.

Had I known that men were being sexually assaulted by roving gangs of horny cougars I would have donned my cape and become the hero that the fashion district deserved.
 
2013-04-07 04:20:15 PM
I'm torn.  Part of me thinks it would be kinda hot to get gangbanged by 4 women.  Another part sort of feels for the guy....
 
2013-04-07 04:20:50 PM
And then the large women again.
 
GBB
2013-04-07 04:21:03 PM

MadSkillz: I'd hit it, but weight was never really a factor.

Are women in their early thirties that horny?


I wish....
 
2013-04-07 04:22:26 PM
800 lbs of skank... Poor guy may never get the stench off.
 
2013-04-07 04:24:15 PM
SubbyFTA "Police say the women wore short black dresses with high heels and no pantyhose."...likely worked as teachers.....the male 19 year old sexual assault victim is still recovering

TFA: Nothing about teachers

Conclusion: A gang of four women likely drove Subby to a secluded area and gave him a lobotomy and a FARK log-in
 
2013-04-07 04:24:38 PM

Hector Remarkable: And then the large women again.


imgix.8tracks.com
 
2013-04-07 04:24:55 PM

BigMax: 800 lbs of skank... Poor guy may never get the stench off.


cryingwhilesittingontheshowerfloor.jpg
 
2013-04-07 04:25:23 PM
Cool it with the sexist "hur hur bet he liked it" comments, yeah? Rape is rape. The guy didn't want it. End of story.
 
2013-04-07 04:25:43 PM
200 lbs?
only if shes 5'3".....
 
2013-04-07 04:26:16 PM
Eight hundred pounds of flesh divided by just four black mini skirts.

That poor bastard.
 
2013-04-07 04:26:41 PM

TommyymmoT: All four suspects are described as white, between 30 and 36 years old, about five feet four inches tall and roughly 200 pounds.

Aww hell no.


Canada has the death penalty for these kinds of people, right?
 
2013-04-07 04:27:29 PM
Wow! Is he lucky!
These gangs usually steal $200-300 from me.
Once a month or so.
 
2013-04-07 04:27:46 PM

Inchoate: Cool it with the sexist "hur hur bet he liked it" comments, yeah? Rape is rape. The guy didn't want it. End of story.


Just wait until you get the geniuses with the "Women can't rape men" comments. Or "If they didn't want, he wouldn't have gotten an erection"
 
2013-04-07 04:27:51 PM
Nana?  Mom?  Auntie?  Sis?
 
2013-04-07 04:28:59 PM

BahdaBoom: 200 lbs?
only if shes 5'3".....


6'9.2", eyes of blue, has anybody seen my gal?
 
2013-04-07 04:30:42 PM
Women 5'4' 200 lbs trying to sex assault me? They would kick me out or kill me because it don't rise for fat chicks
 
2013-04-07 04:30:44 PM

ongbok: Inchoate: Cool it with the sexist "hur hur bet he liked it" comments, yeah? Rape is rape. The guy didn't want it. End of story.

Just wait until you get the geniuses with the "Women can't rape men" comments. Or "If they didn't want, he wouldn't have gotten an erection"


I thought the GOP docs assplained all that "real rape vs. not actual rape" stuff.
 
2013-04-07 04:30:44 PM
Unless they had a big SUV, I'm gonna have to call BS.  There wouldn't have been room in a regular car for this guy. 5' 4" and 200 lbs = very wide.
 
2013-04-07 04:30:58 PM

BigMax: 800 lbs of skank... Poor guy may never get the stench off.


Laughing way too hard
 
2013-04-07 04:32:09 PM
ha-ha-guy: TommyymmoT: All four suspects are described as white, between 30 and 36 years old, about five feet four inches tall and roughly 200 pounds.

Aww hell no.

Canada has the death penalty opportunities for long, well-paid careers as youth workers for these kinds of people, right?
 
2013-04-07 04:32:53 PM
i6.photobucket.com


Wanted for questioning
 
2013-04-07 04:33:07 PM
So, fat, greasy horndog females are going in for gangbang rape, now?  Is this the final manifestation of gender  "equality" orare they just, you know, criminals?
 
GBB
2013-04-07 04:34:50 PM
Maybe the guy is just a bad judge of size?
 
2013-04-07 04:35:47 PM

catastrophe averted: Unless they had a big SUV, I'm gonna have to call BS.  There wouldn't have been room in a regular car for this guy. 5' 4" and 200 lbs = very wide.


maybe the police put out fake weights for the women as to insult them so much that they may out themselves to set the record straight on how much they really weigh.
 
2013-04-07 04:35:54 PM
Poor bastard will have a flashback next time he sees a gravy boat.
 
2013-04-07 04:35:58 PM
"Recovering"? I think they call that a refractory period.
 
2013-04-07 04:36:02 PM

ongbok: Inchoate: Cool it with the sexist "hur hur bet he liked it" comments, yeah? Rape is rape. The guy didn't want it. End of story.

Just wait until you get the geniuses with the "Women can't rape men" comments. Or "If they didn't want, he wouldn't have gotten an erection"


If it's a legitimate rape, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

/koff
 
2013-04-07 04:36:15 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-07 04:36:32 PM
Fat Slags ?   (Viz)

newsimg.bbc.co.uk
 
2013-04-07 04:36:40 PM
Is this in retaliation for India? Are women uniting across cultural and geographic lines? I'm scared...
 
2013-04-07 04:37:02 PM

Darkviking: [i6.photobucket.com image 362x336]


Wanted for questioning


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-07 04:37:41 PM

SubBass49: Darkviking: [i6.photobucket.com image 362x336]


Wanted for questioning

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x180]


Reminds me of Gollum.
 
2013-04-07 04:38:16 PM
5'4" 200lb
4.bp.blogspot.com

/she looks like she could rape someone
 
2013-04-07 04:38:20 PM
...All four suspects are described as white, between 30 and 36 years old, about five feet four inches tall and roughly 200 pounds...

50 lbs each? 800 lbs total?

Both options are problematic.
 
2013-04-07 04:40:29 PM

tjsands1118: 5'4" 200lb
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 488x732]

/she looks like she could rape someone


She?  You sure about that?
 
2013-04-07 04:40:46 PM

Darkviking: [i6.photobucket.com image 362x336]


Wanted for questioning


I'm sorry, but those women are well over 200 pounds each.

/Just saying.
 
2013-04-07 04:42:05 PM
Maybe those weren't women and maybe those weren't dildos they stuck up his arse.
It is Canada, you know.
 
2013-04-07 04:42:32 PM
Go ahead Clint, pass the pace car.  Just to see what happens...
 
2013-04-07 04:43:31 PM
t0.gstatic.com

/jealous
 
2013-04-07 04:44:17 PM

tjsands1118: 5'4" 200lb
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 488x732]

/she looks like she could rape someone


Just imagine the deepest male voice you ever heard, then make it an octave deeper. That "woman" has more testosterone in her system than all the male Farkers combined. I want to see what the "but XX means female" Fark biologists have to say about this...
 
2013-04-07 04:44:36 PM

snocone: ongbok: Inchoate: Cool it with the sexist "hur hur bet he liked it" comments, yeah? Rape is rape. The guy didn't want it. End of story.

Just wait until you get the geniuses with the "Women can't rape men" comments. Or "If they didn't want, he wouldn't have gotten an erection"

I thought the GOP docs assplained all that "real rape vs. not actual rape" stuff.


His body has a way of shutting all that down.
 
2013-04-07 04:45:33 PM

Canton: I'm sorry, but those women are well over 200 pounds each.


Agreed.  I've dated a woman that was 200lbs, and I've also dated a woman that was more like the size in those pictures, and the women in that pic are at least 350 (which is what my scale maxes out at.)  I know my ex was over that since my scale couldn't weigh her.

/Also dated thin women, but for strange reasons I can't explain, prefer the larger ones.
 
2013-04-07 04:50:29 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: tjsands1118: 5'4" 200lb
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 488x732]

/she looks like she could rape someone

Just imagine the deepest male voice you ever heard, then make it an octave deeper. That "woman" has more testosterone in her system than all the male Farkers combined. I want to see what the "but XX means female" Fark biologists have to say about this...


Has she been confirmed XX?  Every time I see that photo my brain screams Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome, al la 46,XY or whatever you call it.  Similar to Santhi.
 
Displayed 50 of 202 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report