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Why?

/hot like nerd rage

Wow, that was dumb.

miss diminutive: Wake me up when they have small chested female super-heroines.

/I can fight crime too, dammit

Pretty sure the Power Puff Girls fit that description.

Wanna see how some superheroines look fully clothed?

Turns out I don't.

Their clothing is unrealistic. Besides adding more weight and making them slower, the bagginess of the clothing will increase the drag.

Not sure what it is about HuffPo's slide shows but my phone absolutely hates them. I can never get past the first one.

Pointless.

I like my female superheros in tight form fitting outfits that shows off their legs, boobs and asses.  That's how I like Wonder Woman, Power Girl, Zatanna, Black Canary, various female X-women, Super Girl, so on and so forth...  And even though she wasn't showing much skin, the Batgirl who starred next to Adam West's Batman appeared plenty of times in my fap sessions.

miss diminutive: Wake me up when they have small chested female super-heroines.

/I can fight crime too, dammit

How are YOU doing?

miss diminutive: EngineerAU: miss diminutive: Wake me up when they have small chested female super-heroines.

/I can fight crime too, dammit

Pretty sure the Power Puff Girls fit that description.

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Not once they're women.

Since that's someone's deviantart knock off rather than an official drawing from Cartoon Network, I stand by my point. And who can notice breast size in that image anyway when there are freakishly long legs in it? Did Professor Utonium mix in some time release giraffe DNA with Chemical X?

GAT_00: So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock? Because that's just your argument in reverse.

i don't know, i think batmans costume isn't "baggy." his pants and gear are very form fitting. i guess i'd prefer if it looked like they were wearing batman-esque perfectly fitted armor rather than boot cut jeans.

GAT_00: CipollinaFan: Besides adding more weight and making them slower

So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock?  Because that's just your argument in reverse.



He's wearing a skintight body suit and speedos.  You might not see  actual skin, but he's just as anatomically revealed as any female heroine is, most of the time.  Heck, one of the batsuits from the movies had bat-nipples, fer crissakes.

Elegy: GAT_00: CipollinaFan: Besides adding more weight and making them slower

So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock?  Because that's just your argument in reverse.

And here I was thinking that batman's armor already reflected an unrealist male body image, what with the massive pecks, the outstanding abs, and the huge codpiece. Who knows what damage has been done to the psyche of millions of adolescent males already....

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You really need to watch the video to get full effect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr6gACml4h0

Bat nipples, bat asses, bat merkins codpieces.

Elegy: GAT_00: CipollinaFan: Besides adding more weight and making them slower

So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock?  Because that's just your argument in reverse.

And here I was thinking that batman's armor already reflected an unrealist male body image, what with the massive pecks, the outstanding abs, and the huge codpiece. Who knows what damage has been done to the psyche of millions of adolescent males already....

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God that movie was awful.

tlchwi02: GAT_00: So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock? Because that's just your argument in reverse.

i don't know, i think batmans costume isn't "baggy." his pants and gear are very form fitting. i guess i'd prefer if it looked like they were wearing batman-esque perfectly fitted armor rather than boot cut jeans.

Supertypes really need to stick with a suit along the lines of Batman and Nightwing.

FirstNationalBastard: Gergesa: tlchwi02: GAT_00: So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock? Because that's just your argument in reverse.

i don't know, i think batmans costume isn't "baggy." his pants and gear are very form fitting. i guess i'd prefer if it looked like they were wearing batman-esque perfectly fitted armor rather than boot cut jeans.

Supertypes really need to stick with a suit along the lines of Batman and Nightwing.

Wouldn't a Liefeld-esque pouch laden outfit be more logical?

I mean, you never know when you'll need pouches.

I like pouches as much as the next person but not everyone is deadpool and needs to carry around the severed hands.

FirstNationalBastard: I mean, you never know when you'll need pouches.

GAT_00: CipollinaFan: Besides adding more weight and making them slower

So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock?  Because that's just your argument in reverse.

Well Robin wears a banana hammock.

Sorry, I demand that my super heroines look like top flight strippers.

And my super heroes to dress like they are extras from the movie "Magic Mike".

They all look like 40 year old mommy bloggers.

elektra looks pretty darn cool

Superheroes are fantasy anyway, but I think we can all agree that medieval swordwomen wearing anything less than heavy chain or light plate would be pretty ricockulous, right?

Wouldn't it be a little hard to fight supervillains with those baggy clothes getting caught on things? There's a reason athletes like gymnasts don't wear street clothes when they are doing their routines. Those outfits would get snagged on all sorts of things, way worse than the "no capes" scene in The Incredibles.

If I were a superhero chick I'd totally do it in some comfy poly-blend, moisture wicking t-shirt and pants and sensible, comfortable and  supportive foot wear with great arch support and non-slip tread.  Must you be uncomfortable while spending hours doing foot work, stake outs, and then the occasional life or death fist fight?  Also, I'd carry a gun, with which to shoot the bad guys in the head.  Not center mass or wing them or something fru fru.  They may wear bullet proof armor, but very few wear bullet proof helmets.

Probably why I'm not a super-heroine.

I was thinking it would be more like this:

FirstNationalBastard: What a superheroine who wears sensible, comfortable, supportive footwear may look like

She needs a pair of hiking boots.  And a band of pouches across both shoulders.  I grew up in the '90's, needs moar pouches.