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2013-04-07 03:18:54 PM
Ya know, I don't have a problem with any of these. Maybe I'm just getting old and have the power of google at my fingertips to get me some latino-asian-latex-shemale-on-transgendered-lesbian action whenever I want it, but skimpy costumes in superhero comics just doesn't stand out to me anymore.

/well, not as a concept; I'm not quite taken with how the artist has actually drawn some, like Power Girl and Wonder Woman, but those aren't about the lack of skin. I just don't like how they've drawn the character.
 
2013-04-07 03:31:10 PM
This is also a fully-clothed superheroine:

outcaststudios.com
 
2013-04-07 03:36:52 PM
Wake me up when they have small chested female super-heroines.

/I can fight crime too, dammit
 
2013-04-07 03:42:08 PM

OtherLittleGuy: This is also a fully-clothed superheroine:

[outcaststudios.com image 600x760]


I guess bras aren't part of a superhero costume.
 
2013-04-07 03:54:11 PM
Fully clothed is one thing, but why do they have to wear baggy pants?
 
2013-04-07 03:54:41 PM
fc00.deviantart.net
 
2013-04-07 03:56:42 PM

teto85: [fc00.deviantart.net image 850x476]


Why?
 
2013-04-07 03:56:45 PM
You should have mentioned that they would be squat and dumpy, too. But I guess that's why they're wearing so much clothes.
 
2013-04-07 03:59:49 PM
robot6.comicbookresources.com
/hot like nerd rage
 
2013-04-07 04:01:21 PM
Wow, that was dumb.
 
2013-04-07 04:02:07 PM

miss diminutive: Wake me up when they have small chested female super-heroines.

/I can fight crime too, dammit


Pretty sure the Power Puff Girls fit that description.
 
2013-04-07 04:03:14 PM
Wanna see how some superheroines look fully clothed?

Turns out I don't.
 
2013-04-07 04:03:22 PM
Their clothing is unrealistic. Besides adding more weight and making them slower, the bagginess of the clothing will increase the drag.
 
2013-04-07 04:06:15 PM

EngineerAU: miss diminutive: Wake me up when they have small chested female super-heroines.

/I can fight crime too, dammit

Pretty sure the Power Puff Girls fit that description.


fc01.deviantart.net

Not once they're women.
 
2013-04-07 04:06:51 PM

CipollinaFan: Besides adding more weight and making them slower


So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock?  Because that's just your argument in reverse.
 
2013-04-07 04:07:13 PM
Not sure what it is about HuffPo's slide shows but my phone absolutely hates them. I can never get past the first one.
 
2013-04-07 04:08:53 PM

Techhell: latino-asian-latex-shemale-on-transgendered-lesbian action


Google:
About 81,900 results

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 
2013-04-07 04:10:54 PM
They look like low sales.

/Comics with female lead characters just don't sell, which is unfortunate, because books like Spider-Girl, She-Hulk, and the Cassie Cain and Stephanie Brown Batgirl series were usually much better than the ones starring their male counterparts.
//and Manhunter was just farking great.
 
2013-04-07 04:14:19 PM
Pointless.

I like my female superheros in tight form fitting outfits that shows off their legs, boobs and asses.  That's how I like Wonder Woman, Power Girl, Zatanna, Black Canary, various female X-women, Super Girl, so on and so forth...  And even though she wasn't showing much skin, the Batgirl who starred next to Adam West's Batman appeared plenty of times in my fap sessions.
 
2013-04-07 04:14:30 PM

miss diminutive: Wake me up when they have small chested female super-heroines.

/I can fight crime too, dammit


How are YOU doing?
 
2013-04-07 04:15:49 PM

miss diminutive: EngineerAU: miss diminutive: Wake me up when they have small chested female super-heroines.

/I can fight crime too, dammit

Pretty sure the Power Puff Girls fit that description.

[fc01.deviantart.net image 614x460]

Not once they're women.


Since that's someone's deviantart knock off rather than an official drawing from Cartoon Network, I stand by my point. And who can notice breast size in that image anyway when there are freakishly long legs in it? Did Professor Utonium mix in some time release giraffe DNA with Chemical X?
 
2013-04-07 04:16:08 PM

devek: miss diminutive: Wake me up when they have small chested female super-heroines.

/I can fight crime too, dammit

How are YOU doing?


She seems pretty angry.
 
2013-04-07 04:16:10 PM

GAT_00: So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock? Because that's just your argument in reverse.


i don't know, i think batmans costume isn't "baggy." his pants and gear are very form fitting. i guess i'd prefer if it looked like they were wearing batman-esque perfectly fitted armor rather than boot cut jeans.
 
2013-04-07 04:16:31 PM

GAT_00: CipollinaFan: Besides adding more weight and making them slower

So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock?  Because that's just your argument in reverse.


upload.wikimedia.org

He's wearing a skintight body suit and speedos.  You might not see  actual skin, but he's just as anatomically revealed as any female heroine is, most of the time.  Heck, one of the batsuits from the movies had bat-nipples, fer crissakes.
 
2013-04-07 04:17:42 PM

GAT_00: CipollinaFan: Besides adding more weight and making them slower

So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock?  Because that's just your argument in reverse.


And here I was thinking that batman's armor already reflected an unrealist male body image, what with the massive pecks, the outstanding abs, and the huge codpiece. Who knows what damage has been done to the psyche of millions of adolescent males already....

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-07 04:21:56 PM

Elegy: GAT_00: CipollinaFan: Besides adding more weight and making them slower

So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock?  Because that's just your argument in reverse.

And here I was thinking that batman's armor already reflected an unrealist male body image, what with the massive pecks, the outstanding abs, and the huge codpiece. Who knows what damage has been done to the psyche of millions of adolescent males already....

[i.imgur.com image 300x224]


You really need to watch the video to get full effect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr6gACml4h0

Bat nipples, bat asses, bat merkins codpieces.
 
2013-04-07 04:21:58 PM

AntonChigger: teto85: [fc00.deviantart.net image 850x476]

Why?


Why not?www.superherodb.com
 
2013-04-07 04:22:36 PM

Elegy: GAT_00: CipollinaFan: Besides adding more weight and making them slower

So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock?  Because that's just your argument in reverse.

And here I was thinking that batman's armor already reflected an unrealist male body image, what with the massive pecks, the outstanding abs, and the huge codpiece. Who knows what damage has been done to the psyche of millions of adolescent males already....

[i.imgur.com image 300x224]


God that movie was awful.
 
2013-04-07 04:23:40 PM

EngineerAU: Did Professor Utonium mix in some time release giraffe DNA with Chemical X

?

Probably.

The powerpuff girls aren't really a solid example anyway. They're cartoon characters drawn with no basis on reality. Their heads are three times the size of their bodies and 50% of those heads are made up entirely of eyes.

Meh, the whole concept is pretty stupid. Comic book superheroes are still based on a realistic human form, even if they're drawn to be unrealistically proportioned (both men and women) so putting them in baggy clothes pretty much defeats the purpose.
 
2013-04-07 04:25:49 PM

tlchwi02: GAT_00: So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock? Because that's just your argument in reverse.

i don't know, i think batmans costume isn't "baggy." his pants and gear are very form fitting. i guess i'd prefer if it looked like they were wearing batman-esque perfectly fitted armor rather than boot cut jeans.


Supertypes really need to stick with a suit along the lines of Batman and Nightwing.
 
2013-04-07 04:28:48 PM

Gergesa: tlchwi02: GAT_00: So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock? Because that's just your argument in reverse.

i don't know, i think batmans costume isn't "baggy." his pants and gear are very form fitting. i guess i'd prefer if it looked like they were wearing batman-esque perfectly fitted armor rather than boot cut jeans.

Supertypes really need to stick with a suit along the lines of Batman and Nightwing.


Wouldn't a Liefeld-esque pouch laden outfit be more logical?

I mean, you never know when you'll need pouches.
 
2013-04-07 04:30:23 PM

tlchwi02: GAT_00: So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock? Because that's just your argument in reverse.

i don't know, i think batmans costume isn't "baggy." his pants and gear are very form fitting. i guess i'd prefer if it looked like they were wearing batman-esque perfectly fitted armor rather than boot cut jeans.


You don't imagine all that shiat is heavy?
 
2013-04-07 04:31:23 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Gergesa: tlchwi02: GAT_00: So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock? Because that's just your argument in reverse.

i don't know, i think batmans costume isn't "baggy." his pants and gear are very form fitting. i guess i'd prefer if it looked like they were wearing batman-esque perfectly fitted armor rather than boot cut jeans.

Supertypes really need to stick with a suit along the lines of Batman and Nightwing.

Wouldn't a Liefeld-esque pouch laden outfit be more logical?

I mean, you never know when you'll need pouches.


I like pouches as much as the next person but not everyone is deadpool and needs to carry around the severed hands.
 
2013-04-07 04:32:12 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I mean, you never know when you'll need pouches.


1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-04-07 04:34:28 PM

Elegy: GAT_00: CipollinaFan: Besides adding more weight and making them slower

So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock?  Because that's just your argument in reverse.

And here I was thinking that batman's armor already reflected an unrealist male body image, what with the massive pecks, the outstanding abs, and the huge codpiece. Who knows what damage has been done to the psyche of millions of adolescent males already....

[i.imgur.com image 300x224]


www.shortpacked.com

/Courtesy of Shortpacked.com
 
2013-04-07 04:40:15 PM

GAT_00: CipollinaFan: Besides adding more weight and making them slower

So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock?  Because that's just your argument in reverse.


Well Robin wears a banana hammock.
 
2013-04-07 04:40:17 PM
Sorry, I demand that my super heroines look like top flight strippers.

And my super heroes to dress like they are extras from the movie "Magic Mike".
 
2013-04-07 04:41:44 PM
Not gonna lie.  That was pretty cool.
 
2013-04-07 04:41:54 PM

jayhawk88: Elegy: GAT_00: CipollinaFan: Besides adding more weight and making them slower

So, have you ever said before that Batman should be fighting crime in a wife-beater and a banana hammock?  Because that's just your argument in reverse.

And here I was thinking that batman's armor already reflected an unrealist male body image, what with the massive pecks, the outstanding abs, and the huge codpiece. Who knows what damage has been done to the psyche of millions of adolescent males already....

[i.imgur.com image 300x224]



/Courtesy of Shortpacked.com


Amusing, but fundamentally bullshiat.
 
2013-04-07 04:43:18 PM
i448.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-07 04:45:03 PM

Gunny Walker: [i448.photobucket.com image 250x427]


See, Geoff Johns and Dan Didio just couldn't masturbate with the wheelchair in the way, so she can walk again.
 
2013-04-07 04:46:41 PM
They all look like 40 year old mommy bloggers.
 
2013-04-07 04:47:55 PM
elektra looks pretty darn cool

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-04-07 04:49:39 PM
Superheroes are fantasy anyway, but I think we can all agree that medieval swordwomen wearing anything less than heavy chain or light plate would be pretty ricockulous, right?
 
2013-04-07 04:51:00 PM
Wouldn't it be a little hard to fight supervillains with those baggy clothes getting caught on things? There's a reason athletes like gymnasts don't wear street clothes when they are doing their routines. Those outfits would get snagged on all sorts of things, way worse than the "no capes" scene in The Incredibles.
 
2013-04-07 04:51:42 PM

theorellior: Superheroes are fantasy anyway, but I think we can all agree that medieval swordwomen wearing anything less than heavy chain or light plate would be pretty ricockulous, right?


I notice you didn't mention amount of coverage.  I also noticed cock.
 
2013-04-07 04:53:26 PM
If I were a superhero chick I'd totally do it in some comfy poly-blend, moisture wicking t-shirt and pants and sensible, comfortable and  supportive foot wear with great arch support and non-slip tread.  Must you be uncomfortable while spending hours doing foot work, stake outs, and then the occasional life or death fist fight?  Also, I'd carry a gun, with which to shoot the bad guys in the head.  Not center mass or wing them or something fru fru.  They may wear bullet proof armor, but very few wear bullet proof helmets.

Probably why I'm not a super-heroine.
 
2013-04-07 04:56:05 PM

gadian: If I were a superhero chick I'd totally do it in some comfy poly-blend, moisture wicking t-shirt and pants and sensible, comfortable and  supportive foot wear with great arch support and non-slip tread.


What a superheroine who wears sensible, comfortable, supportive footwear may look like

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-07 04:58:43 PM
I was thinking it would be more like this:

images.wikia.com
 
2013-04-07 04:59:47 PM

FirstNationalBastard: What a superheroine who wears sensible, comfortable, supportive footwear may look like


She needs a pair of hiking boots.  And a band of pouches across both shoulders.  I grew up in the '90's, needs moar pouches.
 
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