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(Des Moines Register)   If a stranger in a back alley tries to sell you 27 cows, no questions asked, please contact the Wapello County sheriff's office   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 35
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2013-04-07 12:09:23 PM  
Let it go man, those cows were delicious... gone! I meant to say gone.
 
2013-04-07 12:18:28 PM  
Maybe they should try a steak out.
 
2013-04-07 12:26:25 PM  
Where's the beef?
 
2013-04-07 12:50:09 PM  
I think I saw a couple of them dancing at a strip joint in Burlington, last week.
 
2013-04-07 12:51:52 PM  
Perhaps they should try cow radar.
 
2013-04-07 12:56:43 PM  
Udderly ridiculous. I predict this thread will will milk every cow pun possible.
 
2013-04-07 01:05:10 PM  
Wanted for questioning

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2013-04-07 01:21:32 PM  
I thought cattle were all tagged with RFID tags now.
 
2013-04-07 01:33:58 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I thought cattle were all tagged with RFID tags now.


Even if they are tagged, it would only help in IDing them once they're found.

I wouldn't be surprised if they've already been "laundered" into tasty, tasty cow product.
 
2013-04-07 01:42:43 PM  

Sid_6.7: Benevolent Misanthrope: I thought cattle were all tagged with RFID tags now.

Even if they are tagged, it would only help in IDing them once they're found.

I wouldn't be surprised if they've already been "laundered" into tasty, tasty cow product.


I'm sure you're right - they're no longer among the living at this late date.  But somehow, I assumed the tags made it possible to track them over long distances.  Or at least by helicopter.  But perhaps I misunderstand the cost/benefit ratio.

/If we can do it with endangered species, though, why not cattle?
 
2013-04-07 01:55:15 PM  

Sid_6.7: Benevolent Misanthrope: I thought cattle were all tagged with RFID tags now.

Even if they are tagged, it would only help in IDing them once they're found.

I wouldn't be surprised if they've already been "laundered" into tasty, tasty cow product.


Sounds like a good free market slaughterhouse.
 
2013-04-07 02:17:55 PM  

GAT_00: Sounds like a good free black market slaughterhouse.

 
2013-04-07 02:37:23 PM  
Bully for them!
 
2013-04-07 02:41:06 PM  
Sorry, fella. All i got on me is these magic beans.
 
2013-04-07 02:52:03 PM  
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2013-04-07 02:53:20 PM  
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2013-04-07 02:56:31 PM  
I'm sorry, but I have a few questions, starting off with how big is this back alley if you can fit 27 cows in it?

Did you stack them on top of each other or  are they standing up "Far Side" like?

I need clarification before I decide on purchasing.
 
2013-04-07 02:57:26 PM  

Skywolf the Scribbler: GAT_00: Sounds like a good free black market slaughterhouse.


What's the difference?  Stealing from others to profit yourself.  Sounds like pure capitalism to me.
 
2013-04-07 03:03:00 PM  
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2013-04-07 03:05:04 PM  
Are we sure they didn't just walk away? It's a Carlin bit;

"Well, where did you leave it, it didn't just get up and walk away."
"Hey mom, I lost the cat."
 
2013-04-07 03:05:26 PM  
Are the cows wearing panty hose?
 
2013-04-07 03:12:14 PM  
  "... if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop duster that doesn't belong to you -- report it."
 
2013-04-07 03:39:37 PM  
If those cows were so really stolen, then maybe they needed more cowbell.
 
2013-04-07 03:54:20 PM  

Milos Hattrick: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1094]


Hah, came to post this - beat me to it.
 
2013-04-07 04:20:27 PM  
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2013-04-07 04:42:02 PM  
Hey, buddy, ya wanna buy a hoofed mammal?
 
2013-04-07 05:51:11 PM  
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2013-04-07 06:37:21 PM  
I stamped them through the vatican
 
2013-04-07 06:37:57 PM  
stampeded, even.

spelling...how does it work?
 
2013-04-07 07:03:10 PM  

Omahawg: I stamped them through the vatican


Holy cow?
 
2013-04-07 07:31:19 PM  

greggm59: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 549x660]


Came for a Far Side reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-04-07 08:43:33 PM  
Cow puns

/Grade A quality boys and gals
 
2013-04-07 09:07:13 PM  
I'll give you $100 a cow.
 
2013-04-07 11:25:40 PM  
No Firefly reference?

/No matter how advanced space travel might ever become I question the economic plausibility of what we're told was a month-long trip to ship what looked like no more than a few dozen cows to another planet.
 
2013-04-07 11:58:44 PM  
Found the suspects at the nearest butcher, with a baby carriage

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