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(CNN)   Captain Kirk's only phaser rifle sells for $231,000. Wait till the buyer finds out it doesn't even work   (cnn.com) divider line 35
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2013-04-07 11:51:32 AM
I am sure that the buyer knows that it doesn't work.
 
2013-04-07 12:14:50 PM
Bullpup style before it was trendy.
 
2013-04-07 01:47:30 PM

whither_apophis: Bullpup style before it was trendy.


But he didn't have this weapon until stardate 41153.7.
 
2013-04-07 01:54:20 PM

tuna fingers: whither_apophis: Bullpup style before it was trendy.

But he didn't have this weapon until stardate 41153.7.


Pfft, shows how pathetic of a nerd you are, it was  actually stardate 1312.4.

/Not really that big of a nerd, I had to go to memory alpha to look it up to make a funny.
//Isn't really that funny.
 
2013-04-07 02:00:11 PM

tuna fingers: whither_apophis: Bullpup style before it was trendy.

But he didn't have this weapon until stardate 41153.7.


Shan: tuna fingers: whither_apophis: Bullpup style before it was trendy.

But he didn't have this weapon until stardate 41153.7.

Pfft, shows how pathetic of a nerd you are, it was  actually stardate 1312.4.

/Not really that big of a nerd, I had to go to memory alpha to look it up to make a funny.
//Isn't really that funny.


Shut up Fry & Melllvar!
 
2013-04-07 02:04:50 PM
somemoron:

Shut up Fry & Melllvar!


www.the-games-blog.com
 
2013-04-07 02:39:26 PM
Some sort of Pawn Stars joke, right? Lemme get someone over, Shatner comes in store, tight market I'll give you five grand right now.

/If you think the show is real...
//Look at the soda machine they had Rick restore.
 
2013-04-07 02:45:17 PM
drewblood.com
 
2013-04-07 03:01:16 PM
ttag.zippykidcdn.com

a picture showing it in use would have been nice
 
2013-04-07 03:09:14 PM
Why a stock? I assume the thing would have no recoil.
 
2013-04-07 03:20:19 PM

buckler: Why a stock? I assume the thing would have no recoil.


Still nice to brace for aiming. Mind you, today, we'd expect a future-weapon to require no aiming.
 
2013-04-07 03:22:55 PM
"Phase plasma rifle in 40-watt range."

www.goingfaster.com
 
2013-04-07 03:23:26 PM
I'm surprised Kirk would ever be caught dead with one of those dinky phasers after wielding that thing. Look at how she's admiring the size of it!
 
2013-04-07 03:25:11 PM

wildcardjack: Some sort of Pawn Stars joke, right? Lemme get someone over, Shatner comes in store, tight market I'll give you five grand right now.

/If you think the show is real...
//Look at the soda machine they had Rick restore.


What was wrong with the soda machine?
 
2013-04-07 03:35:35 PM

t3knomanser: buckler: Why a stock? I assume the thing would have no recoil.

Still nice to brace for aiming. Mind you, today, we'd expect a future-weapon to require no aiming.


"Aliens" smart-gun ahoy!
 
2013-04-07 03:38:12 PM

ongbok: wildcardjack: Some sort of Pawn Stars joke, right? Lemme get someone over, Shatner comes in store, tight market I'll give you five grand right now.

/If you think the show is real...
//Look at the soda machine they had Rick restore.

What was wrong with the soda machine?


It wasn't anywhere near the same model.
 
2013-04-07 03:41:43 PM

wildcardjack: ongbok: wildcardjack: Some sort of Pawn Stars joke, right? Lemme get someone over, Shatner comes in store, tight market I'll give you five grand right now.

/If you think the show is real...
//Look at the soda machine they had Rick restore.

What was wrong with the soda machine?

It wasn't anywhere near the same model.


Oh.
 
2013-04-07 03:41:46 PM
Isn't the Type III Phaser rifle just a handheld milkshake Blender and some other crap all shoved together?
 
2013-04-07 04:12:34 PM

Stone Meadow: "Phase plasma rifle in 40-watt range."


i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-07 04:12:40 PM
Marilyn Monroe night shirt...mmmmm.
 
2013-04-07 04:33:05 PM
Kirk's Phaser Can Only Fire Green Slime.  My high school biology taught me that.
 
2013-04-07 04:36:22 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: I am sure that the buyer knows that it doesn't work.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-07 04:40:44 PM

Shan: tuna fingers: whither_apophis: Bullpup style before it was trendy.

But he didn't have this weapon until stardate 41153.7.

Pfft, shows how pathetic of a nerd you are, it was  actually stardate 1312.4.

/Not really that big of a nerd, I had to go to memory alpha to look it up to make a funny.
//Isn't really that funny.


Yes, but did you look up what happened on 41153.7?  The real nerds recognized the date from memory, not alpha.
 
2013-04-07 04:44:22 PM

Saturn5: Shan: tuna fingers: whither_apophis: Bullpup style before it was trendy.

But he didn't have this weapon until stardate 41153.7.

Pfft, shows how pathetic of a nerd you are, it was  actually stardate 1312.4.

/Not really that big of a nerd, I had to go to memory alpha to look it up to make a funny.
//Isn't really that funny.

Yes, but did you look up what happened on 41153.7?  The real nerds recognized the date from memory, not alpha.


I was able to get it without looking it up, but only because I know how the Stardate conversion and had a pretty good guess what episode would have happened around that time. I may be a nerd, but I haven't yet memorized what stardate all the episodes occur on.
 
2013-04-07 04:49:40 PM

buckler: t3knomanser: buckler: Why a stock? I assume the thing would have no recoil.

Still nice to brace for aiming. Mind you, today, we'd expect a future-weapon to require no aiming.

"Aliens" smart-gun ahoy!


The  ZF-1!
 
2013-04-07 05:03:57 PM

antron: Stone Meadow: "Phase plasma rifle in 40-watt range."

[i50.tinypic.com image 640x350]


Dangit! That's the photo I was looking for, but gave up after a quickie search.
 
2013-04-07 07:35:31 PM

Walt_Jizzney: Isn't the Type III Phaser rifle just a handheld milkshake Blender and some other crap all shoved together?


The Type II phaser pistol is just a Type I keychain phaser with some crap.
 
2013-04-07 07:47:17 PM
subspacecomms.com

The Gorn Cannon was so effective, Kirk actually preferred it to his lightsaber.
 
2013-04-07 08:08:48 PM
That's a fruity looking gun.

Now that I would pay $231,000 for.

www.tk560.com

/insert a decimal point after the 1
 
2013-04-07 08:35:17 PM
I am sure that a functional phaser rifle would sell for considerably more money.
 
2013-04-07 10:10:31 PM

Mugato: That's a fruity looking gun.

Now that I would pay $231,000 for.

[www.tk560.com image 640x480]

/insert a decimal point after the 1


The hardest part of making that yourself would be getting the Tommy Gun.  The Rem 870 is so common they are used as doorstops in the south.

http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Aliens
 
2013-04-07 10:11:08 PM

NeoCortex42: ... I know how the Stardate conversion and had a pretty good guess what episode would have happened around that time. I may be a nerd, but I haven't yet memorized what stardate all the episodes occur on.


Hmm...
 
2013-04-07 10:29:24 PM
Hmm, no gun control jokes?

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"So what are you doing to protect my constitutional right to bear doomsday devices?"
 
2013-04-08 12:31:52 AM
Well, it does work, but its only effect is making the intended victim sound and...delay...like...william shatner. It's use is heavily discouraged..
 
2013-04-08 12:45:36 AM

Mugato: That's a fruity looking gun.



It is a highly-advanced technology.
 
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