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2013-04-07 02:03:52 PM  
3 votes:

mikaloyd: Go Fast Turn Left: I appreciate the vote of confidence in my ability to not meat-gaze!

To be fair VW has probably peed in a uinal less than 1oo times since 1999. Probably peeked at 5X that many weiners since Y2k


I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations and shall simply say this:  Meat Gazing is the name of my Wham! cover band.
2013-04-07 05:42:10 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

a.espncdn.com
2013-04-07 05:11:25 PM  
2 votes:
We need a badge. I survived the JJ puke flood
2013-04-07 04:57:23 PM  
2 votes:
Looks like we still get creepy cheerful Kurt, with notes of passive aggressive criticism. His blow up 20 weeks from now will be epic.
2013-04-07 04:57:00 PM  
2 votes:
Kurt's meds are working.  It's good to see.
2013-04-07 04:56:48 PM  
2 votes:
I thought Kurt was straight. I never knew he was a flamer

(see, because his car was on fire...)
2013-04-07 04:47:54 PM  
2 votes:
Dammit Kurt4
2013-04-07 03:31:34 PM  
2 votes:

catastrophe averted: relaxitsjustme: Go Fast Turn Left: Headed back to the infield/turn 4, I'll have photo albums posted in this thread later tonight for those who want 'em

See if you can get some up-skirt shots

Oh dear Lord, please remember that he is at a RACE TRACK.  Do you really think this is a wise request?


i626.photobucket.com

Now...if men shave numbers into their back hair, then women......

/I really don't wanna see that.
2013-04-07 03:30:30 PM  
2 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: the biggest redneck here: Jensaarai: the biggest redneck here: Gyrocam is so rigged, what a crock of shiat. Actually saw them move it well past 90 degrees *to the left* on a straight a few weeks ago.

BTW, it's nice to have you in one of these threads. We need someone to push back against some of our whining sometimes. The results (like this thread) are usually pretty damn funny.

Thanks, although I'm actually not much of a 48 fan. More just 24/HMS in general, but the 48 hate here is awesome and has taken on a life of its own.

You know what I hate even more? When people refer to the drivers by numbers instead of by their names. That's easily the most redneck thing of all time. Then again, your username says it all, so it's not surprising from you.


You sound like an 18 fan. Or maybe the 1. Or even the 13.
2013-04-07 02:43:48 PM  
2 votes:
I love how Fox is determined to explain JJ's retention of the lead.  Not buying it, nope.

And yes, my foil hat is looking quite dapper, thank you.
2013-04-07 02:07:38 PM  
2 votes:

vegaswench: mikaloyd: Go Fast Turn Left: I appreciate the vote of confidence in my ability to not meat-gaze!

To be fair VW has probably peed in a uinal less than 1oo times since 1999. Probably peeked at 5X that many weiners since Y2k

I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations and shall simply say this:  Meat Gazing is the name of my Wham! cover band.


And now "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" will have a new, troubling  meaning to me.
2013-04-07 01:48:49 PM  
2 votes:

Gosling: Scott Speed has none.


clear_prop: Scott Speed is the most misnamed driver.


turbokat: Scott Speed is less than speedy.


Foaming: Scott "Speed" brings out the caution


What, you want him to be named Scott Sports 1?
2013-04-07 05:24:40 PM  
1 votes:
oi47.tinypic.com

/I... I don't know. Sorry.
2013-04-07 05:16:44 PM  
1 votes:

mikaloyd: We need a badge. I survived the JJ puke flood


img.photobucket.com
2013-04-07 05:12:49 PM  
1 votes:

smerfnablin: Mike waltrip should be embarrassed to have vickers in the car


I dont think Mikey knows how to fully embarassed, not even accidentally.
2013-04-07 05:07:41 PM  
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

"Danica finishes 12th! We'll speak to her in victory lane shortly..."
2013-04-07 05:06:43 PM  
1 votes:

No Line For Beer: Who didn't see Vickers getting tapped after the race?


I saw it.. he sorta tried to dump Danica, and Smoke's good buddy Harvick said "Enough of that shiat, dumbass!".
2013-04-07 05:05:52 PM  
1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: bah. stupid johnson...


MRN just called him "The Martinsville Master." And I died a little inside.
2013-04-07 05:03:35 PM  
1 votes:
BAAAAARRRRFFF!!!

oi54.tinypic.com
2013-04-07 05:00:42 PM  
1 votes:
I knew a girl who would give courtesy pumps.

I liked her. She was very courteous to me.
2013-04-07 04:59:06 PM  
1 votes:
So Husky is the tool brand at Home Despot.  I always thought it was a comment about Tony Stewart.
2013-04-07 04:58:00 PM  
1 votes:
*gives the thread a courtesy pump*
2013-04-07 04:57:31 PM  
1 votes:
He said courtesy Pump
2013-04-07 04:51:11 PM  
1 votes:
So which race finishes first.  NASCAR or IndyCar?  Indy is at 35 laps to go, and started 2 hours later.
2013-04-07 04:50:41 PM  
1 votes:
BURNING BUSCH!
2013-04-07 04:49:29 PM  
1 votes:
Kurt Busch is living for giving the devil his due.
2013-04-07 04:41:28 PM  
1 votes:

smerfnablin: In a word of equality, is it fair for dale jr to punch Danica after the race?


For full equality, they should both get to punch Vickers.
2013-04-07 04:33:35 PM  
1 votes:
I remember this restart from last year........
2013-04-07 04:27:54 PM  
1 votes:
Jesus.. All the 55 is missing is bullet holes and you could drop it in any front yard in kentucky
2013-04-07 03:45:08 PM  
1 votes:
Wow that "You're doing good" segment sounded like a TFD circle jerk thread.
2013-04-07 03:21:02 PM  
1 votes:

Go Fast Turn Left: Headed back to the infield/turn 4, I'll have photo albums posted in this thread later tonight for those who want 'em


See if you can get some up-skirt shots
2013-04-07 03:15:58 PM  
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

I dunno what the big deal is - I clearly heard Darian Grubb call for three tires and fuel
2013-04-07 03:10:48 PM  
1 votes:
Might as well just let Brokeback Denny back in the car at this point.
2013-04-07 03:09:44 PM  
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: Go Fast Turn Left: relaxitsjustme: What's with the paint scheme on the 33 today? Looked odd from that shot

Camouflage paint scheme

[kenchilds.com image 800x533]

The 33 sponsored by Warchilds toilet.


The pink spots are squid.  Sorry about that.
2013-04-07 03:08:18 PM  
1 votes:

Go Fast Turn Left: relaxitsjustme: What's with the paint scheme on the 33 today? Looked odd from that shot

Camouflage paint scheme

[kenchilds.com image 800x533]


The 33 sponsored by Warchilds toilet.
2013-04-07 03:05:31 PM  
1 votes:

Jensaarai: NASCAR officials are being a bunch of gynocams today.


Sand in the vagynos will do that to you
2013-04-07 03:04:11 PM  
1 votes:
NASCAR officials are being a bunch of gynocams today.
2013-04-07 02:49:04 PM  
1 votes:
Chatter on twitter about Clint being the voice of reason and trying to calm down his CC.  I'm not sure how I feel about Clint being the voice of reason.
2013-04-07 02:26:37 PM  
1 votes:
From @RyanEversley:

"Hey Mark, it's Denny, try working it down the racetrack later in the corner."
"Hey Denny, I'm Mark Martin"
2013-04-07 02:16:40 PM  
1 votes:
Danica getting into Kyles rear end.

I'm going to have pegging nightmares later. Thanks DW.
2013-04-07 02:13:23 PM  
1 votes:
Listening to Ralph Kiner ramble about pitching is 100x better than anything Darrell Waltrip says.
2013-04-07 02:09:10 PM  
1 votes:

turbokat: vegaswench: mikaloyd: Go Fast Turn Left: I appreciate the vote of confidence in my ability to not meat-gaze!

To be fair VW has probably peed in a uinal less than 1oo times since 1999. Probably peeked at 5X that many weiners since Y2k

I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations and shall simply say this:  Meat Gazing is the name of my Wham! cover band.

And now "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" will have a new, troubling  meaning to me.


This is one of those rare four-comment successions that is just fantastic.
2013-04-07 02:08:37 PM  
1 votes:
So we got Boris tap-dancing Harvick cam, will we see "holy shiat those brakes are hot" cam, or the most pointless appearance of Gyrocam?
2013-04-07 02:05:50 PM  
1 votes:

vegaswench: Go Fast Turn Left: Okay, discussion in the press box: Is this guy's mullet real? I vote no.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]

No, neither are the sideburns.  The arm hair looks legit, though.

turbokat: Yay! *holds back vomit* Kyle!

You've made me so proud, TK.  When I first joined these threads, you had a Kyle IdolTM, and now this.  Some day, when the conversion is complete, I will buy you a backup battery pack for your JJ IdolTM.

Boris Cam is just not the same without Boris.


Let's not get crazy Vegas, he's the lesser of two evils.

But I must say, he doesn't run his mouth nearly as much.

*off to bathe in kerosene, feels dirty for defending Kyle*
2013-04-07 02:01:47 PM  
1 votes:

Go Fast Turn Left: I appreciate the vote of confidence in my ability to not meat-gaze!


To be fair VW has probably peed in a uinal less than 1oo times since 1999. Probably peeked at 5X that many weiners since Y2k
2013-04-07 01:53:18 PM  
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

All pirates watching the race just let out a very sullen "Gar..." and switched off their TVs.
2013-04-07 01:51:29 PM  
1 votes:

vegaswench: cameroncrazy1984: Go Fast Turn Left: Also, I took a leak next to the guy on the right today.  That was kinda surreal.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]

You peeked didn't you.

Who wouldn't?


Im trying as  hard as I can to not picture you standing at a urinal and pole gazing like somebody who had never been to urinal etiquette classes.  Imnot having much luck tho
2013-04-07 01:50:18 PM  
1 votes:

Go Fast Turn Left: vegaswench: cameroncrazy1984: Go Fast Turn Left: Also, I took a leak next to the guy on the right today.  That was kinda surreal.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]

You peeked didn't you.

Who wouldn't?

I'm told it has a mullet


Gives a slightly different meaning to "business in the front, party in the back".
2013-04-07 01:48:39 PM  
1 votes:

vegaswench: cameroncrazy1984: Go Fast Turn Left: Also, I took a leak next to the guy on the right today.  That was kinda surreal.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]

You peeked didn't you.

Who wouldn't?


I'm told it has a mullet
2013-04-07 01:48:05 PM  
1 votes:

vegaswench: cameroncrazy1984: Go Fast Turn Left: Also, I took a leak next to the guy on the right today.  That was kinda surreal.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]

You peeked didn't you.

Who wouldn't?


He'd be insulted if you didn't.
2013-04-07 01:44:38 PM  
1 votes:

Go Fast Turn Left: Also, I took a leak next to the guy on the right today.  That was kinda surreal.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]


You peeked didn't you.
2013-04-07 01:39:49 PM  
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Hot-dog wrappers may be an issue during the race. Hot dogs themselves WILL be an issue during ride home.
2013-04-07 01:36:43 PM  
1 votes:
It

Go Fast Turn Left: So this happened:
[kenchilds.com image 640x427]
[kenchilds.com image 640x427]


It's not nice to fool Father Schrader.
2013-04-07 01:35:01 PM  
1 votes:

Mztlplx: :::sneaks in through the back door:::


Mikey?
 
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