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2013-04-07 05:04:50 PM  
Props to Harvick
 
2013-04-07 05:04:51 PM  
Nice one Harvick!
 
2013-04-07 05:05:05 PM  
Just remember folks

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2013-04-07 05:05:06 PM  
Who didn't see Vickers getting tapped after the race?
 
2013-04-07 05:05:31 PM  
the slo-mo of Kyle and Brad was impressive
 
2013-04-07 05:05:39 PM  
isn't Vickers supposed to be the 55's short track ringer?
 
2013-04-07 05:05:48 PM  
meh
 
2013-04-07 05:05:52 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: bah. stupid johnson...


MRN just called him "The Martinsville Master." And I died a little inside.
 
2013-04-07 05:05:54 PM  

Warchild: vegaswench: w are you feeling, Warchild? Ready for the victory dog soon?

Hanging in there. I'll prolly puke if JJ wins tho


Sorry, Warchild.  I don't mind JJ, but I'm not a fan.

I did pick him today though, so I'm okay with this.

Kyle with the top 5.
 
2013-04-07 05:06:43 PM  

No Line For Beer: Who didn't see Vickers getting tapped after the race?


I saw it.. he sorta tried to dump Danica, and Smoke's good buddy Harvick said "Enough of that shiat, dumbass!".
 
2013-04-07 05:06:52 PM  
Almost forgot: Puke.
 
2013-04-07 05:07:39 PM  

Jensaarai: Jeffy Boy playing nice with Bowyer. He backed way off in the middle of that corner when he could have nudged him. He's afraid.


I don't think that he was afraid.  He learned well from the great Rusty Wallace.  Never get payback on the day that they expect you to.  Save it as a surprise, then play it off with a fake apology.
 
2013-04-07 05:07:41 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

"Danica finishes 12th! We'll speak to her in victory lane shortly..."
 
2013-04-07 05:07:43 PM  
PAY ATTENTION TO THIS RESTART!
zzzzzzzz
JJ wins.
 
2013-04-07 05:07:51 PM  

catastrophe averted: Nice one Harvick!


Why? That was just last-lap short track racing, Harvick gets assy at times.
 
2013-04-07 05:08:51 PM  
Mike waltrip should be embarrassed to have vickers in the car
 
2013-04-07 05:09:18 PM  

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

"Danica finishes 12th! We'll speak to her in victory lane shortly..."


Nice.
Would you rather talk to JJ?
 
2013-04-07 05:09:52 PM  

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

"Danica finishes 12th! We'll speak to her in victory lane shortly..."


lol
 
2013-04-07 05:10:02 PM  

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

"Danica finishes 12th! We'll speak to her in victory lane shortly..."


Hahaha, this.
 
2013-04-07 05:10:48 PM  

ClavellBCMI: No Line For Beer: Who didn't see Vickers getting tapped after the race?

I saw it.. he sorta tried to dump Danica, and Smoke's good buddy Harvick said "Enough of that shiat, dumbass!".


Because really, what kind of idiot bumps a slower car on the last turn at Martinsville?
 
2013-04-07 05:11:01 PM  
Bring out the farking clock.
 
2013-04-07 05:11:25 PM  
We need a badge. I survived the JJ puke flood
 
2013-04-07 05:12:13 PM  
LOL, JJ.  That was smooth.
 
2013-04-07 05:12:26 PM  
Trophy girl looks like she has to go pee
 
2013-04-07 05:12:49 PM  

smerfnablin: Mike waltrip should be embarrassed to have vickers in the car


I dont think Mikey knows how to fully embarassed, not even accidentally.
 
2013-04-07 05:12:49 PM  

the biggest redneck here: catastrophe averted: Nice one Harvick!

Why? That was just last-lap short track racing, Harvick gets assy at times.


That was after the last lap.... and Vickers was the one being assy.  Harvick just reminded him that he's not the only car on the track.
 
2013-04-07 05:13:50 PM  

PseUdononymous Savagery: Bring out the farking clock.


Father time just puked too.
 
2013-04-07 05:14:28 PM  

catastrophe averted: the biggest redneck here: catastrophe averted: Nice one Harvick!

Why? That was just last-lap short track racing, Harvick gets assy at times.

That was after the last lap.... and Vickers was the one being assy.  Harvick just reminded him that he's not the only car on the track.


What the hell are you talking about? Vickers bumped princess on the last turn, then beat them both to the line. Then Harvick wrecked him for... well, nothing.
 
2013-04-07 05:14:56 PM  

PseUdononymous Savagery: Trophy girl looks like she has to go pee


I call them "Smileys" and for me, that would be the hardest job ever. I seriously give them credit for that.
 
2013-04-07 05:15:10 PM  
@ESPNMcGee
Martinsville.
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-04-07 05:16:28 PM  
Harvick was being a dick.
 
2013-04-07 05:16:44 PM  

mikaloyd: We need a badge. I survived the JJ puke flood


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-07 05:16:48 PM  

mikaloyd: smerfnablin: Mike waltrip should be embarrassed to have vickers in the car

I dont think Mikey knows how to fully embarassed, not even accidentally.


Mikey is NASCARs clown prince.  How do you embarrass a clown?
 
2013-04-07 05:17:34 PM  
Spelling error FAIL -- retooling -- please wait!
 
2013-04-07 05:17:36 PM  
MRN just gave Danica the "Barbasol Close Shave of the Race Award".
 
2013-04-07 05:17:40 PM  

DanZero: mikaloyd: We need a badge. I survived the JJ puke flood

[img.photobucket.com image 360x350]


Awesome
 
2013-04-07 05:18:18 PM  
Explain the clock please.
 
2013-04-07 05:19:21 PM  

bionicjoe: Explain the clock please.


It's a trophy made locally to represent Martinsville industry, created by the track owner in the '60s.
 
2013-04-07 05:19:25 PM  
Fixed

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2013-04-07 05:20:22 PM  

good_2_go: MRN just gave Danica the "Barbasol Close Shave of the Race Award".



I wonder if you can find out if she shaves or waxes on GO Daddy?  That would make a good ridiculous GO Daddy teaser commercial.
 
2013-04-07 05:20:35 PM  

bionicjoe: Explain the clock please.


that's the winner's trophy at Martinsville.  They get a grandfather clock.
 
2013-04-07 05:21:34 PM  
See y'all next week. Hopefully it won't be another JJ pukefest.
 
2013-04-07 05:22:18 PM  

Warchild: See y'all next week. Hopefully it won't be another JJ pukefest.


I hope not, too.  I picked someone else for next week. ;)

Hope you feel better, Warchild!
 
2013-04-07 05:22:31 PM  
Hey now... There are probably hundreds of JJ fans lurking in these threads... Be nice!
 
2013-04-07 05:23:24 PM  

PseUdononymous Savagery: Trophy girl looks like she has to go pee


I believe she's part of a small minority of drivers that won't just go during the race. As I recall, she jumped over the wall to some porta-johns during the 36 hours of Daytona.

So yeah, that might be what she was actually feeling.
 
2013-04-07 05:23:34 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: bionicjoe: Explain the clock please.

It's a trophy made locally to represent Martinsville industry, created by the track owner in the '60s.


Neat. 
Kinda surprised I hadn't heard of that tradition before.
 
2013-04-07 05:24:40 PM  
oi47.tinypic.com

/I... I don't know. Sorry.
 
2013-04-07 05:25:53 PM  
@ESPNMcGee
Martinsville.
pbs.twimg.com


@ESPNMcGee
Martinsville.
pbs.twimg.com

@ESPNMcGee
Martinsville.
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-04-07 05:25:53 PM  

Jensaarai: [oi47.tinypic.com image 850x683]

/I... I don't know. Sorry.


Awesome.

(I still love that car, though).
 
2013-04-07 05:26:06 PM  

Jensaarai: [oi47.tinypic.com image 850x683]

/I... I don't know. Sorry.


HAHA!!
 
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