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2013-04-07 04:31:51 PM
..and the Scranton Yankees Baseball Club and Retirement Home defeats the Tigers 7-0

now I can watch the race
 
2013-04-07 04:31:57 PM

smerfnablin: Jesus.. All the 55 is missing is bullet holes and you could drop it in any front yard in kentucky


You forgot the 18-pack of Bud Light and the mis-matched rims (15's in the front, 14's in the rear).
 
2013-04-07 04:33:00 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Looks like NASCAR doesn't want Crashalotski to win.


His Fusion lacks the necessary "brand identity" now that the grill isn't glued on anymore.
 
2013-04-07 04:33:35 PM
I remember this restart from last year........
 
2013-04-07 04:34:11 PM
Quit whining, Jeffy boy.
 
2013-04-07 04:34:50 PM
Paul Wolfe to Keselowski: "It doesn't look like we were over, but he called it that way, so that's the situation we're in."
Keselowski to crew chief: "Thanks for your honesty."

Per Jeff Gluck.

Well played, Brad.
 
2013-04-07 04:36:54 PM

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Darian Grubb: "OK boys, four tires and fuel. FOUR. I REPEAT, FOUR. FOURRRR TIRES. NOT THREE, NOT FIVE, FOUR."


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And stoppeth not at 3, except to continue to 4.  5 is right out.
 
2013-04-07 04:37:07 PM
Ha Ha!
 
2013-04-07 04:37:22 PM
Omg

Danica just spun junior!
 
2013-04-07 04:38:08 PM
Vickers.  Dammit, Jr.
 
2013-04-07 04:38:17 PM
Better for 24 that he got passed, will now start on the inside.
 
2013-04-07 04:38:37 PM
Well, the next nationwide commercial's gonna be awkward.  (I know it was 55)
 
2013-04-07 04:38:41 PM
And Vickers needs to get spun out, for causing multiple farkups to get himself the free pass.
 
2013-04-07 04:39:52 PM
JJ, you ass!
 
2013-04-07 04:40:05 PM
Bad form, Vickers.
 
2013-04-07 04:40:29 PM

Mztlplx: DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Darian Grubb: "OK boys, four tires and fuel. FOUR. I REPEAT, FOUR. FOURRRR TIRES. NOT THREE, NOT FIVE, FOUR."

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And stoppeth not at 3, except to continue to 4.  5 is right out.


And lobbest thou at they foe (thy 48), who shall snuff it.
 
2013-04-07 04:40:31 PM
I hate you, JJ
 
2013-04-07 04:40:40 PM
In a word of equality, is it fair for dale jr to punch Danica after the race?
 
2013-04-07 04:41:25 PM
I used to be a big Vickers fan. Then he went on tour with Mitt Romney.
 
2013-04-07 04:41:28 PM

smerfnablin: In a word of equality, is it fair for dale jr to punch Danica after the race?


For full equality, they should both get to punch Vickers.
 
2013-04-07 04:42:27 PM

smerfnablin: In a word of equality, is it fair for dale jr to punch Danica after the race?


Even Dale Jr. knows it was Vickers that caused that (as the replay clearly showed: 55 into the 10 into the 88).
 
2013-04-07 04:42:39 PM

smerfnablin: In a word of equality, is it fair for dale jr to punch Danica after the race?


I dunno but I'd pay good money to see a fight between Jeff Gordan and Danica.
 
2013-04-07 04:43:04 PM

ClavellBCMI: smerfnablin: In a word of equality, is it fair for dale jr to punch Danica after the race?

Even Dale Jr. knows it was Vickers that caused that (as the replay clearly showed: 55 into the 10 into the 88).


88's spotter even relayed to Danica the same.  Not her fault.
 
2013-04-07 04:43:44 PM
Gordan? Man I've only been awake for an hour. Time for a beer.
 
2013-04-07 04:44:21 PM
@nateryan
Message relayed on 10 radio to Danica Patrick through TJ Majors (88 spotter): "Junior said you didn't do anything wrong."
 
2013-04-07 04:44:55 PM
"Fightin' hard to get down" sounds like something you'd see on a flyer for a charity dance party.
 
2013-04-07 04:44:58 PM
Why was JJ supposed to stop and let Junior go?  We are twelve years past the old man dying.  The free pass is over.
 
2013-04-07 04:45:27 PM

rhiannon: Gordan? Man I've only been awake for an hour. Time for a beer.


Dear God, what hours do you normally work?
 
2013-04-07 04:45:44 PM
*switches back to NASCAR*

48?!

dammit idol let's go
 
2013-04-07 04:46:07 PM

PseUdononymous Savagery: Why was JJ supposed to stop and let Junior go?  We are twelve years past the old man dying.  The free pass is over.


Team orders to keep Junior on the lead lap.
 
2013-04-07 04:46:30 PM

PseUdononymous Savagery: Why was JJ supposed to stop and let Junior go?  We are twelve years past the old man dying.  The free pass is over.


Maybe so, but he still sells more merchandise than any other driver, so yeah.
 
2013-04-07 04:47:39 PM
That's not good.
 
2013-04-07 04:47:42 PM
Yikes, Kurt, get out of there.
 
2013-04-07 04:47:46 PM
That's TROUBLE
 
2013-04-07 04:47:51 PM
The 78 is on fire...

Wtf!
 
2013-04-07 04:47:54 PM
Dammit Kurt4
 
2013-04-07 04:47:56 PM
KURT EN FUEGO!
 
2013-04-07 04:47:57 PM
Ouch, Kurt!
 
2013-04-07 04:47:57 PM
Burning Busch

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2013-04-07 04:48:04 PM
Kurt Busch berserk meter must be almost full by now.
 
2013-04-07 04:48:11 PM
Ouch.
 
2013-04-07 04:48:25 PM
And KuBu bails from a flaming wreck after hitting the fire extinguisher system.
 
2013-04-07 04:48:29 PM
Way to make it exciting KuBu!
 
2013-04-07 04:48:35 PM
Oh wow...Kurt. I ain't a fan but glad to see him out of that.
 
2013-04-07 04:48:47 PM
Damn, I thought the extinguisher fluid was fuel. A broken line there could've gotten ugly.
 
2013-04-07 04:48:53 PM
The flaming Busch.
 
2013-04-07 04:48:59 PM

DanZero: *switches back to NASCAR*

48?!

dammit idol let's go


The voodoo idol put Jimmie on top... Dunno why, but the voodoo doll does not like the 88 today
 
2013-04-07 04:49:21 PM

ClavellBCMI: rhiannon: Gordan? Man I've only been awake for an hour. Time for a beer.

Dear God, what hours do you normally work?


Well in this situation (fortunately?) it was just a case of working to get really drunk on a Saturday night/Sunday morning. It was successful.
 
2013-04-07 04:49:29 PM
Kurt Busch is living for giving the devil his due.
 
2013-04-07 04:49:41 PM
Red!

back to IndyCar
 
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