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2013-04-07 03:09:38 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: relaxitsjustme: What's with the paint scheme on the 33 today? Looked odd from that shot

Camouflage paint scheme

[kenchilds.com image 800x533]


Thanks  GFTL.
 
2013-04-07 03:09:44 PM

crotchgrabber: Go Fast Turn Left: relaxitsjustme: What's with the paint scheme on the 33 today? Looked odd from that shot

Camouflage paint scheme

[kenchilds.com image 800x533]

The 33 sponsored by Warchilds toilet.


The pink spots are squid.  Sorry about that.
 
2013-04-07 03:09:44 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: relaxitsjustme: What's with the paint scheme on the 33 today? Looked odd from that shot

Camouflage paint scheme

[kenchilds.com image 800x533]


I saw that a few weeks ago.  I liked it then, and I like it today.
 
2013-04-07 03:09:55 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm 3m

The #22 of @joeylogano currently rocking the unibrow of tape jobs.
 
2013-04-07 03:10:28 PM
The wheels have come off the cart for the Old Man.  Poor Denny. :(
 
2013-04-07 03:10:45 PM

smerfnablin: Ok I just started watching at lap 200 what did I miss of any significance?

I saw jimmie get passed , who's playing with the voodoo idol-doll?

And someone said princess got spanked...


kenchilds.com
 
2013-04-07 03:10:48 PM
Might as well just let Brokeback Denny back in the car at this point.
 
2013-04-07 03:11:24 PM

smerfnablin: Ok I just started watching at lap 200 what did I miss of any significance?

I saw jimmie get passed , who's playing with the voodoo idol-doll?

And someone said princess got spanked...


She done got lapped early.
 And Mark Martin tried to go without his left front, and now he he's held up for pitting outside his pit box to try and get his missing left front put back on. Double facepalm.
 
2013-04-07 03:11:35 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: smerfnablin: Ok I just started watching at lap 200 what did I miss of any significance?

I saw jimmie get passed , who's playing with the voodoo idol-doll?

And someone said princess got spanked...

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]


reallycheapwhores.com?
 
2013-04-07 03:11:46 PM

the biggest redneck here: Gyrocam is so rigged, what a crock of shiat. Actually saw them move it well past 90 degrees *to the left* on a straight a few weeks ago.


They gyro cam bullshiat is getting a little much on a track with 12 degrees of banking that looks like 45 when fox is playing with it
 
2013-04-07 03:12:02 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: Camouflage paint scheme


It looks like a NYC subway car
 
2013-04-07 03:12:18 PM

Jensaarai: Might as well just let Brokeback Denny back in the car at this point.


Rumor around here is that he's shooting for Richmond, though odds are he'll take a few laps and then give the car up to someone else to earn points.
 
2013-04-07 03:12:54 PM
Mark should just say screw it and go all Juan/track dryer on the field
 
2013-04-07 03:13:19 PM

the biggest redneck here: Gyrocam is so rigged, what a crock of shiat. Actually saw them move it well past 90 degrees *to the left* on a straight a few weeks ago.


BTW, it's nice to have you in one of these threads. We need someone to push back against some of our whining sometimes. The results (like this thread) are usually pretty damn funny.
 
2013-04-07 03:13:49 PM
Dammit, Kurt.
 
2013-04-07 03:14:00 PM

smerfnablin: the biggest redneck here: Gyrocam is so rigged, what a crock of shiat. Actually saw them move it well past 90 degrees *to the left* on a straight a few weeks ago.

They gyro cam bullshiat is getting a little much on a track with 12 degrees of banking that looks like 45 when fox is playing with it


The really stupid thing is that an actual gyro cam would probably be cheaper than a tech tilting the video manually.

And it would be accurate instead of the random angles Fox uses.
 
2013-04-07 03:14:16 PM
MRN: "Jeff Gordon just shoved him all the way to the ticket office!"
 
2013-04-07 03:14:35 PM

Jensaarai: the biggest redneck here: Gyrocam is so rigged, what a crock of shiat. Actually saw them move it well past 90 degrees *to the left* on a straight a few weeks ago.

BTW, it's nice to have you in one of these threads. We need someone to push back against some of our whining sometimes. The results (like this thread) are usually pretty damn funny.


::going to put a 3 sticker on the Benz in TBRH's honor:::
 
2013-04-07 03:14:35 PM
Suddenly, a wild Kurt appears.

"You know it was the 22 that did that to us."
 
2013-04-07 03:14:37 PM

DanZero: Go Fast Turn Left: smerfnablin: Ok I just started watching at lap 200 what did I miss of any significance?

I saw jimmie get passed , who's playing with the voodoo idol-doll?

And someone said princess got spanked...

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]

reallycheapwhores.com?


NASCAR + escorts = rule 34?
 
2013-04-07 03:15:42 PM
Kurt Busch

kenchilds.com
 
2013-04-07 03:15:58 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

I dunno what the big deal is - I clearly heard Darian Grubb call for three tires and fuel
 
2013-04-07 03:16:05 PM

Jensaarai: We need someone to push back against some of our whining sometimes.


Mika was doing a pretty good job with the pictures the last race.
 
2013-04-07 03:16:48 PM

relaxitsjustme: Mark should just say screw it and go all Juan/track dryer on the field


"Mark, this is Denny. Okay, my secret to success on these tracks is this: Go out there and hit the 22. Once you do that, your car will handle like a dream."
 
2013-04-07 03:17:33 PM
And Danica makes it back up to 23rd, in News We Needed To Hear.
 
2013-04-07 03:19:13 PM
Headed back to the infield/turn 4, I'll have photo albums posted in this thread later tonight for those who want 'em
 
2013-04-07 03:19:51 PM
Also, Truex around, caution's out Lap 280
 
2013-04-07 03:19:55 PM

Jensaarai: relaxitsjustme: Mark should just say screw it and go all Juan/track dryer on the field

"Mark, this is Denny. Okay, my secret to success on these tracks is this: Go out there and hit the 22. Once you do that, your car will handle like a dream."


While we're still under yellow I want you to go out there and hit the pace car!
 
2013-04-07 03:19:58 PM
While we were away - Truex spins.
 
2013-04-07 03:20:05 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: Headed back to the infield/turn 4, I'll have photo albums posted in this thread later tonight for those who want 'em


Thanks in advance.  Always enjoy your pictures and insight.
 
2013-04-07 03:20:31 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: Also, Truex around, caution's out Lap 280


How many times is that today that something happened just after going to commercial?
 
2013-04-07 03:20:45 PM

clear_prop: smerfnablin: the biggest redneck here: Gyrocam is so rigged, what a crock of shiat. Actually saw them move it well past 90 degrees *to the left* on a straight a few weeks ago.

They gyro cam bullshiat is getting a little much on a track with 12 degrees of banking that looks like 45 when fox is playing with it

The really stupid thing is that an actual gyro cam would probably be cheaper than a tech tilting the video manually.

And it would be accurate instead of the random angles Fox uses.


Definitely. Would love to see one that was actually free-floating.
 
2013-04-07 03:20:45 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: Headed back to the infield/turn 4, I'll have photo albums posted in this thread later tonight for those who want 'em


Merci
 
2013-04-07 03:21:02 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: Headed back to the infield/turn 4, I'll have photo albums posted in this thread later tonight for those who want 'em


See if you can get some up-skirt shots
 
2013-04-07 03:21:19 PM
They're making a huge deal out of the Wallmendinger thing, giving him the heartwarming interview/documentary treatment over on the Indycar prerace show.

Gonna have to double screen this race. Apologies for any wrong-tab posts.
 
2013-04-07 03:22:18 PM

Jensaarai: the biggest redneck here: Gyrocam is so rigged, what a crock of shiat. Actually saw them move it well past 90 degrees *to the left* on a straight a few weeks ago.

BTW, it's nice to have you in one of these threads. We need someone to push back against some of our whining sometimes. The results (like this thread) are usually pretty damn funny.


Thanks, although I'm actually not much of a 48 fan. More just 24/HMS in general, but the 48 hate here is awesome and has taken on a life of its own.
 
2013-04-07 03:23:02 PM

relaxitsjustme: Go Fast Turn Left: Headed back to the infield/turn 4, I'll have photo albums posted in this thread later tonight for those who want 'em

See if you can get some up-skirt shots


Don't make it obvious but I want to see fur and early mornin' dew.

/I'm in hardcore movie quoting mode today
 
2013-04-07 03:23:14 PM
@ESPNMcGee
One year ago Martin Truex posted a top 5 that legitimized him as a legit Chase contender. Today is a different story.
 
2013-04-07 03:24:27 PM

the biggest redneck here: Jensaarai: the biggest redneck here: Gyrocam is so rigged, what a crock of shiat. Actually saw them move it well past 90 degrees *to the left* on a straight a few weeks ago.

BTW, it's nice to have you in one of these threads. We need someone to push back against some of our whining sometimes. The results (like this thread) are usually pretty damn funny.

Thanks, although I'm actually not much of a 48 fan. More just 24/HMS in general, but the 48 hate here is awesome and has taken on a life of its own.


Wen need something to liven up some of these races, because God knows NASCAR won't (at least, not without manufacturing the excitement).
 
2013-04-07 03:24:48 PM

Jensaarai: They're making a huge deal out of the Wallmendinger thing, giving him the heartwarming interview/documentary treatment over on the Indycar prerace show.

Gonna have to double screen this race. Apologies for any wrong-tab posts.


I've got NASCAR on the TV, Indy on one laptop, Fark on the other.  I'm thinking about pulling out the other laptop so I can have one for each race thread.
 
2013-04-07 03:24:49 PM

the biggest redneck here: Jensaarai: the biggest redneck here: Gyrocam is so rigged, what a crock of shiat. Actually saw them move it well past 90 degrees *to the left* on a straight a few weeks ago.

BTW, it's nice to have you in one of these threads. We need someone to push back against some of our whining sometimes. The results (like this thread) are usually pretty damn funny.

Thanks, although I'm actually not much of a 48 fan. More just 24/HMS in general, but the 48 hate here is awesome and has taken on a life of its own.


You know what I hate even more? When people refer to the drivers by numbers instead of by their names. That's easily the most redneck thing of all time. Then again, your username says it all, so it's not surprising from you.
 
2013-04-07 03:25:34 PM
Finally back.  Time to get caught up on the thread.  Anyone got a summary of the race/thread so far?
 
2013-04-07 03:27:15 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Before that wreck, the hoodless #56 car pretty much resembled Slim Goodbody.
 
2013-04-07 03:27:29 PM
danica spins.

jimmie johnson, whar duh, how in 1st place, whar duh.
 
2013-04-07 03:27:32 PM

catastrophe averted: Finally back.  Time to get caught up on the thread.  Anyone got a summary of the race/thread so far?


Multiple blown tires, nd wrecks *during* yellow flags (usually, right after the yellow flag drops, when someone doesn't get the message from their spotters fast enough and runs someone over). And KuBu finds the wall via Gilliland.
 
2013-04-07 03:27:41 PM
Dammit Kurt2
 
2013-04-07 03:28:05 PM
That was actually pretty damn cool, KuBu.  Nice save.
 
2013-04-07 03:28:08 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: the biggest redneck here: Jensaarai: the biggest redneck here: Gyrocam is so rigged, what a crock of shiat. Actually saw them move it well past 90 degrees *to the left* on a straight a few weeks ago.

BTW, it's nice to have you in one of these threads. We need someone to push back against some of our whining sometimes. The results (like this thread) are usually pretty damn funny.

Thanks, although I'm actually not much of a 48 fan. More just 24/HMS in general, but the 48 hate here is awesome and has taken on a life of its own.

You know what I hate even more? When people refer to the drivers by numbers instead of by their names. That's easily the most redneck thing of all time. Then again, your username says it all, so it's not surprising from you.


I also hate that. You don't see that in any other sport.
 
2013-04-07 03:28:11 PM
Oh Kurt.
 
2013-04-07 03:28:14 PM

relaxitsjustme: Go Fast Turn Left: Headed back to the infield/turn 4, I'll have photo albums posted in this thread later tonight for those who want 'em

See if you can get some up-skirt shots


Oh dear Lord, please remember that he is at a RACE TRACK.  Do you really think this is a wise request?
 
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