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(NASCAR)   Who will Joey Logano get involved with this week? Will Jimmie Johnson win his eighth grandfather clock? Will Subby devour his weight in Martinsville Hot Dogs? It's your STP Gas Booster 500 thread, 2 PM on Fox   (nascar.com) divider line 627
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2013-04-07 02:55:08 PM  

Jensaarai: So we got Boris tap-dancing Harvick cam, will we see "holy shiat those brakes are hot" cam, or the most pointless appearance of Gyrocam?


Called it!
 
2013-04-07 02:55:18 PM  
While we were away - new leader.
 
2013-04-07 02:56:10 PM  

clear_prop: Mztlplx: Jensaarai: GYROCAM!

I keep reading that as Gynocam.

/need moar beer.  Or less.  Not sure yet.

I wonder if they will ever do the upward looking footcam on Danica's car.

Then they could have the Gyrocam Gynocam.


Oh sweet Jeebus.  Warchild, move over...I need the porcelain goddess now.
 
2013-04-07 02:57:01 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: That's as close to a Fark Politics post as i'll ever do, how'd I do?


Not bad.  Needs more using a zero for O's for the President's name, though.
 
2013-04-07 02:57:15 PM  
@ESPNMcGee
Kurt Busch told me that his relationship with Martinsville is "complicated". They're getting along just fine today. P9.
 
2013-04-07 02:57:16 PM  

Jensaarai: the biggest redneck here: ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: I love how Fox is determined to explain JJ's retention of the lead.  Not buying it, nope.

And yes, my foil hat is looking quite dapper, thank you.

Easy explanation: Because Jimmie Johnson.

Fark NASCAR threads are the Free Republic of racing. You folks are the freepers, and JJ is Obama.

Who is Biden?


99
 
2013-04-07 02:57:38 PM  

Mztlplx: clear_prop: Mztlplx: Jensaarai: GYROCAM!

I keep reading that as Gynocam.

/need moar beer.  Or less.  Not sure yet.

I wonder if they will ever do the upward looking footcam on Danica's car.

Then they could have the Gyrocam Gynocam.

Oh sweet Jeebus.  Warchild, move over...I need the porcelain goddess now.


You know how I know you're gay?

NTTAWWT
 
2013-04-07 02:57:39 PM  

Mztlplx: clear_prop: Mztlplx: Jensaarai: GYROCAM!

I keep reading that as Gynocam.

/need moar beer.  Or less.  Not sure yet.

I wonder if they will ever do the upward looking footcam on Danica's car.

Then they could have the Gyrocam Gynocam.

Oh sweet Jeebus.  Warchild, move over...I need the porcelain goddess now.


Speaking of which, it's time for another round of "What are you drinking?"

Cheerwine with a splash of Jager.
 
2013-04-07 02:58:09 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Jensaarai: the biggest redneck here: ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: I love how Fox is determined to explain JJ's retention of the lead.  Not buying it, nope.

And yes, my foil hat is looking quite dapper, thank you.

Easy explanation: Because Jimmie Johnson.

Fark NASCAR threads are the Free Republic of racing. You folks are the freepers, and JJ is Obama.

Who is Biden?

99


I guess Hillary is pretty obvious....
 
2013-04-07 02:58:30 PM  

Fireproof: Speaking of which, it's time for another round of "What are you drinking?"


Diet Pepsi and coconut Rum.
 
2013-04-07 02:58:38 PM  

Mztlplx: the biggest redneck here: Jensaarai: the biggest redneck here: ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: I love how Fox is determined to explain JJ's retention of the lead.  Not buying it, nope.

And yes, my foil hat is looking quite dapper, thank you.

Easy explanation: Because Jimmie Johnson.

Fark NASCAR threads are the Free Republic of racing. You folks are the freepers, and JJ is Obama.

Who is Biden?

99

I guess Hillary is pretty obvious....


...Scott Speed.
 
2013-04-07 02:58:59 PM  

Fireproof: Speaking of which, it's time for another round of "What are you drinking?"

Cheerwine with a splash of Jager.


Mountain Dew Throwback. Strongest stuff out there for me.
 
2013-04-07 02:59:03 PM  

the biggest redneck here: ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: I love how Fox is determined to explain JJ's retention of the lead.  Not buying it, nope.

And yes, my foil hat is looking quite dapper, thank you.

Easy explanation: Because Jimmie Johnson.

Fark NASCAR threads are the Free Republic of racing. You folks are the freepers, and JJ is Obama.


No, it's more like we are MoveOn.org, and JJ is GWB.
 
2013-04-07 02:59:06 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Mztlplx: clear_prop: Mztlplx: Jensaarai: GYROCAM!

I keep reading that as Gynocam.

/need moar beer.  Or less.  Not sure yet.

I wonder if they will ever do the upward looking footcam on Danica's car.

Then they could have the Gyrocam Gynocam.

Oh sweet Jeebus.  Warchild, move over...I need the porcelain goddess now.

You know how I know you're gay?

NTTAWWT


Nah...hung over and the idea of shaky-cam porn is upsetting.
 
2013-04-07 02:59:08 PM  

Mztlplx: the biggest redneck here: Jensaarai: the biggest redneck here: ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: I love how Fox is determined to explain JJ's retention of the lead.  Not buying it, nope.

And yes, my foil hat is looking quite dapper, thank you.

Easy explanation: Because Jimmie Johnson.

Fark NASCAR threads are the Free Republic of racing. You folks are the freepers, and JJ is Obama.

Who is Biden?

99

I guess Hillary is pretty obvious....


Mikey?
 
2013-04-07 02:59:15 PM  

vegaswench: Fireproof: Speaking of which, it's time for another round of "What are you drinking?"

Diet Pepsi and coconut Rum.


Diet Pepsi and a bottled water.
 
2013-04-07 02:59:41 PM  

Mztlplx: clear_prop: I wonder if they will ever do the upward looking footcam on Danica's car.

Then they could have the Gyrocam Gynocam.

Oh sweet Jeebus.  Warchild, move over...I need the porcelain goddess now.


My work here is done.
 
2013-04-07 02:59:42 PM  

Fireproof: Mztlplx: clear_prop: Mztlplx: Jensaarai: GYROCAM!

I keep reading that as Gynocam.

/need moar beer.  Or less.  Not sure yet.

I wonder if they will ever do the upward looking footcam on Danica's car.

Then they could have the Gyrocam Gynocam.

Oh sweet Jeebus.  Warchild, move over...I need the porcelain goddess now.

Speaking of which, it's time for another round of "What are you drinking?"

Cheerwine with a splash of Jager.


Ryan Black Cherry Soda, made in Niagara Falls NY. Delicious. Saving the beer for hockey later.
 
2013-04-07 02:59:46 PM  

Fireproof: Mztlplx: clear_prop: Mztlplx: Jensaarai: GYROCAM!

I keep reading that as Gynocam.

/need moar beer.  Or less.  Not sure yet.

I wonder if they will ever do the upward looking footcam on Danica's car.

Then they could have the Gyrocam Gynocam.

Oh sweet Jeebus.  Warchild, move over...I need the porcelain goddess now.

Speaking of which, it's time for another round of "What are you drinking?"

Cheerwine with a splash of Jager.


My usual Heineken here.
 
2013-04-07 02:59:50 PM  

Mztlplx: Oh sweet Jeebus. Warchild, move over...I need the porcelain goddess now.


I'm keeping a bucket near the couch for the rest of this thread.
 
2013-04-07 02:59:51 PM  
Hmm. So I nominate Bowyer to be Biden.

Mark can be McCain.

Jimmie Johnson acts like Romney, but he's already playing Obama, so we'll revert to Jeffy Boy.

Jayski is Nate Silver.

FNB clutching a sheet of paper telling us who would have been champion without the chase can be the unskewed polls guy.
 
2013-04-07 02:59:56 PM  

Mztlplx: Nah...hung over and the idea of shaky-cam porn is upsetting.


Fair enough.
 
2013-04-07 03:00:23 PM  

Fireproof: Mztlplx: clear_prop: Mztlplx: Jensaarai: GYROCAM!

I keep reading that as Gynocam.

/need moar beer.  Or less.  Not sure yet.

I wonder if they will ever do the upward looking footcam on Danica's car.

Then they could have the Gyrocam Gynocam.

Oh sweet Jeebus.  Warchild, move over...I need the porcelain goddess now.

Speaking of which, it's time for another round of "What are you drinking?"

Cheerwine with a splash of Jager.


Plain old Coke.  Hit the Maker's Mark a little hard last night at pool.
 
2013-04-07 03:00:26 PM  
83 around off Turn 4.
 
2013-04-07 03:00:27 PM  
What's with the paint scheme on the 33 today? Looked odd from that shot
 
2013-04-07 03:00:49 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Fireproof: Mztlplx: clear_prop: Mztlplx: Jensaarai: GYROCAM!

I keep reading that as Gynocam.

/need moar beer.  Or less.  Not sure yet.

I wonder if they will ever do the upward looking footcam on Danica's car.

Then they could have the Gyrocam Gynocam.

Oh sweet Jeebus.  Warchild, move over...I need the porcelain goddess now.

Speaking of which, it's time for another round of "What are you drinking?"

Cheerwine with a splash of Jager.

Ryan Black Cherry Soda, made in Niagara Falls NY. Delicious. Saving the beer for hockey later.


nephew is watching Red Wings-Blues atm, have to ask him to check on the race soon.
 
2013-04-07 03:01:09 PM  
Gyrocam is so rigged, what a crock of shiat. Actually saw them move it well past 90 degrees *to the left* on a straight a few weeks ago.
 
2013-04-07 03:01:24 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: 83 around off Turn 4.


May have had help, didn't hit anything though.  Caution's out on Lap 242.
 
2013-04-07 03:01:31 PM  
While we were away - Reuti/Smith.
 
2013-04-07 03:02:12 PM  

good_2_go: While we were away - Reuti/Smith.


I still haven't returned!!!!!
 
2013-04-07 03:02:16 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Go Fast Turn Left: 83 around off Turn 4.

May have had help, didn't hit anything though.  Caution's out on Lap 242.


good_2_go: While we were away - Reuti/Smith.


And there ya go, Smith was the other guy.
 
2013-04-07 03:02:28 PM  
:::salaams to the magnificence that is Warchild::::
 
2013-04-07 03:02:41 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Fireproof: Speaking of which, it's time for another round of "What are you drinking?"

Cheerwine with a splash of Jager.

Mountain Dew Throwback. Strongest stuff out there for me.


It's 9:00am here.  Manhattan

/kidding
 
2013-04-07 03:03:33 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

A shocked @DennyHamlin currently wondering why 50 Cent just texted him to ask how his good friend was doing on track today.
 
2013-04-07 03:04:11 PM  
NASCAR officials are being a bunch of gynocams today.
 
2013-04-07 03:05:14 PM  

Jensaarai: NASCAR officials are being a bunch of gynocams today.


And this is different than every other race?
 
2013-04-07 03:05:23 PM  

DanZero: good_2_go: While we were away - Reuti/Smith.

I still haven't returned!!!!!


Barney Hall, y'all
 
2013-04-07 03:05:31 PM  

Jensaarai: NASCAR officials are being a bunch of gynocams today.


Sand in the vagynos will do that to you
 
2013-04-07 03:05:39 PM  
Coffee.
 
2013-04-07 03:06:03 PM  

vegaswench: Fireproof: Speaking of which, it's time for another round of "What are you drinking?"

Diet Pepsi and coconut Rum.


Coke and dark rum.
 
2013-04-07 03:06:50 PM  

relaxitsjustme: What's with the paint scheme on the 33 today? Looked odd from that shot


Camouflage paint scheme

kenchilds.com
 
2013-04-07 03:08:18 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: relaxitsjustme: What's with the paint scheme on the 33 today? Looked odd from that shot

Camouflage paint scheme

[kenchilds.com image 800x533]


The 33 sponsored by Warchilds toilet.
 
2013-04-07 03:08:38 PM  
Evil Opie spinaroonies bringing out the yellow.
 
2013-04-07 03:08:48 PM  
Huh. While MRN was away... caution.
 
2013-04-07 03:08:53 PM  
99 is breakdancing.
 
2013-04-07 03:08:58 PM  
Mr. Ed's hoof goes flat.
 
2013-04-07 03:08:59 PM  
Ok I just started watching at lap 200 what did I miss of any significance?

I saw jimmie get passed , who's playing with the voodoo idol-doll?

And someone said princess got spanked...
 
2013-04-07 03:09:10 PM  
Oh Opie........ *rolls eyes*
 
2013-04-07 03:09:11 PM  
I was gifted some Jim Beam Devil's Cut that I want to try. Might have to wait til later for that.
 
2013-04-07 03:09:13 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: relaxitsjustme: What's with the paint scheme on the 33 today? Looked odd from that shot

Camouflage paint scheme

[kenchilds.com image 800x533]


Looks like the devil playing with silly string
 
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