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2013-04-07 02:08:37 PM
"We're seeing a lot of comers..."

*Titter*
 
2013-04-07 02:08:37 PM
So we got Boris tap-dancing Harvick cam, will we see "holy shiat those brakes are hot" cam, or the most pointless appearance of Gyrocam?
 
2013-04-07 02:09:10 PM

turbokat: vegaswench: mikaloyd: Go Fast Turn Left: I appreciate the vote of confidence in my ability to not meat-gaze!

To be fair VW has probably peed in a uinal less than 1oo times since 1999. Probably peeked at 5X that many weiners since Y2k

I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations and shall simply say this:  Meat Gazing is the name of my Wham! cover band.

And now "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" will have a new, troubling  meaning to me.


This is one of those rare four-comment successions that is just fantastic.
 
2013-04-07 02:09:55 PM
Aaaaannnddd... Danica is about to get lapped.
 
2013-04-07 02:09:58 PM

Jensaarai: So we got Boris tap-dancing Harvick cam, will we see "holy shiat those brakes are hot" cam, or the most pointless appearance of Gyrocam?


Suspension cam, with the lens covered in brake dust.
 
2013-04-07 02:10:05 PM

Jensaarai: So we got Boris tap-dancing Harvick cam, will we see "holy shiat those brakes are hot" cam, or the most pointless appearance of Gyrocam?


I vote this, just for the irony.
 
2013-04-07 02:10:59 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: clear_prop: Instead of a race, we'll show you food you can't eat.

Like hell I can't.


Just be sure to stop off at the "Racing with Insulin" Ganassi booth before you try the chocolate dipped sugar bacon.
 
2013-04-07 02:11:50 PM
freaking beer horse.

*drinks*
 
2013-04-07 02:11:55 PM

ClavellBCMI: Aaaaannnddd... Danica is about to get lapped.


Still doing better than Ricky.
 
2013-04-07 02:12:32 PM

ClavellBCMI: Aaaaannnddd... Danica is about to get lapped.


Who was it that was tracking the lapped-Danica, go to commercial conspiracy?
 
2013-04-07 02:13:23 PM
Listening to Ralph Kiner ramble about pitching is 100x better than anything Darrell Waltrip says.
 
2013-04-07 02:14:09 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Listening to Ralph Kiner ramble about pitching is 100x better than anything Darrell Waltrip says.


Pipe down.  Matlock is on.
 
2013-04-07 02:14:14 PM
Fox has some horrible programs.
 
2013-04-07 02:15:47 PM
Hamlin trying to school Mark?

Sure, why not?
 
2013-04-07 02:16:20 PM

Fireproof: This would be the polar opposite of the reaction I had.


crotchgrabber: We get a vendor at seca that sells jalepeno bacon dipped in dark chocolate. It's farking brilliant.


I've had some kind of stomach bug all week and I'm feeling kinda queasy. The thought of chocolate sauce and sugar bacon was enough to almost make me hurl.

/I'll get over it ;-)
 
2013-04-07 02:16:40 PM
Danica getting into Kyles rear end.

I'm going to have pegging nightmares later. Thanks DW.
 
2013-04-07 02:16:47 PM

ClavellBCMI: Aaaaannnddd... Danica is about to get lapped.


I'd lap away at her.
 
2013-04-07 02:17:28 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Martin running 22nd. Wonder if he properly shook down the #11 car. And by that, I mean Mark actually picking up the car and shaking it.
 
2013-04-07 02:18:02 PM

Warchild: Fireproof: This would be the polar opposite of the reaction I had.

crotchgrabber: We get a vendor at seca that sells jalepeno bacon dipped in dark chocolate. It's farking brilliant.

I've had some kind of stomach bug all week and I'm feeling kinda queasy. The thought of chocolate sauce and sugar bacon was enough to almost make me hurl.

/I'll get over it ;-)


How 'bout a nice, greezy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

/obscure?
 
2013-04-07 02:18:30 PM

Jensaarai: Hamlin trying to school Mark?

Sure, why not?


Mark's been traditionally awful here, Denny's pretty good here and was lingering around the garage all weekend.

kenchilds.com
 
2013-04-07 02:18:32 PM

Warchild: Fireproof: This would be the polar opposite of the reaction I had.

crotchgrabber: We get a vendor at seca that sells jalepeno bacon dipped in dark chocolate. It's farking brilliant.

I've had some kind of stomach bug all week and I'm feeling kinda queasy. The thought of chocolate sauce and sugar bacon was enough to almost make me hurl.

/I'll get over it ;-)


Im eating Viena sausages right now Jelly and all
 
2013-04-07 02:18:37 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: ClavellBCMI: Aaaaannnddd... Danica is about to get lapped.

I'd lap away at her.


Same here, repeatedly and often.
 
2013-04-07 02:19:07 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: /obscure?


Hardly!
 
2013-04-07 02:19:18 PM
Is Denny going to throw something at Joey? what is he doing out there?
 
2013-04-07 02:19:36 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Warchild: Fireproof: This would be the polar opposite of the reaction I had.

crotchgrabber: We get a vendor at seca that sells jalepeno bacon dipped in dark chocolate. It's farking brilliant.

I've had some kind of stomach bug all week and I'm feeling kinda queasy. The thought of chocolate sauce and sugar bacon was enough to almost make me hurl.

/I'll get over it ;-)

How 'bout a nice, greezy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

/obscure?


No, just weirdly scientific.
 
2013-04-07 02:20:00 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Warchild: Fireproof: This would be the polar opposite of the reaction I had.

crotchgrabber: We get a vendor at seca that sells jalepeno bacon dipped in dark chocolate. It's farking brilliant.

I've had some kind of stomach bug all week and I'm feeling kinda queasy. The thought of chocolate sauce and sugar bacon was enough to almost make me hurl.

/I'll get over it ;-)

How 'bout a nice, greezy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

/obscure?


Don't be a dick Chet.
 
2013-04-07 02:20:08 PM
Poor Denny.  You can feel the tension and angst as he's standing there watching his car go by without him.  GFTL, where you're at, can you get any shots of Denny?
 
2013-04-07 02:20:19 PM

mikaloyd: Warchild: Fireproof: This would be the polar opposite of the reaction I had.

crotchgrabber: We get a vendor at seca that sells jalepeno bacon dipped in dark chocolate. It's farking brilliant.

I've had some kind of stomach bug all week and I'm feeling kinda queasy. The thought of chocolate sauce and sugar bacon was enough to almost make me hurl.

/I'll get over it ;-)

Im eating Viena sausages right now Jelly and all


I got last night's scungili.  Squid's a little rubbery on day 2, but not bad at all.
 
2013-04-07 02:21:08 PM

mikaloyd: Im eating Viena sausages right now Jelly and all


Okay puke coming out now
 
2013-04-07 02:22:02 PM
Damnit, almost time for a beer run for a re-fill, 6-pack #1 is almost gone.
 
2013-04-07 02:22:04 PM
running in the 1980's? Link
 
2013-04-07 02:22:15 PM

vegaswench: Poor Denny.  You can feel the tension and angst as he's standing there watching his car go by without him.  GFTL, where you're at, can you get any shots of Denny?


I'm in the press box at the moment, going to head back down around lap 300-350 to finish the race out down there.  I have a bunch of Denny from the weekend (see above), but none of him today.
 
2013-04-07 02:22:51 PM
Caution for the 93 coming to a stop in Turn 2. Not sure anything's actually wrong with it.
 
2013-04-07 02:22:59 PM
While we were away - debris caution.
 
2013-04-07 02:23:27 PM
THE IDOLS ARE NOT WORKING! MORE POWER!

Warchild: mikaloyd: Im eating Viena sausages right now Jelly and all

Okay puke coming out now


How about some pork tartare? Some goulash, maybe? How about a little spam and yogurt? How about some moo goo gai pan?

/That's a little more obscure
 
2013-04-07 02:23:55 PM
Mornin' farkers.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-07 02:24:00 PM

"He's running Nineteen Eighties lap after lap." - DW


What running 1980s at Martinsville may look like:

farm4.staticflickr.com

(Source)
 
2013-04-07 02:24:36 PM
Guess they're going with "debris"...the BK racing car had just about stopped in 2, figured they'd use that as the excuse.
 
2013-04-07 02:24:42 PM
@dustinlong
Caution for debris. ... Stewart will get his lap back.


CONSPIRACY!!!!!!
 
2013-04-07 02:26:01 PM
Hammond is useless as tits on a nun.
 
2013-04-07 02:26:37 PM
From @RyanEversley:

"Hey Mark, it's Denny, try working it down the racetrack later in the corner."
"Hey Denny, I'm Mark Martin"
 
2013-04-07 02:26:42 PM

good_2_go: @dustinlong
Caution for debris. ... Stewart will get his lap back.


CONSPIRACY!!!!!!


They're trying to appease Tony, 'cause the know who he's going to take it out on.
 
2013-04-07 02:26:49 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: vegaswench: Poor Denny.  You can feel the tension and angst as he's standing there watching his car go by without him.  GFTL, where you're at, can you get any shots of Denny?

I'm in the press box at the moment, going to head back down around lap 300-350 to finish the race out down there.  I have a bunch of Denny from the weekend (see above), but none of him today.


I see.  Thanks! :D
 
2013-04-07 02:27:17 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: Guess they're going with "debris"...the BK racing car had just about stopped in 2, figured they'd use that as the excuse.


They actually showed the debris this time.  It was the 17's grill.
 
2013-04-07 02:28:23 PM
How is JJ in the lead? What are we doing wrong here?
 
2013-04-07 02:29:06 PM

clear_prop: Go Fast Turn Left: Guess they're going with "debris"...the BK racing car had just about stopped in 2, figured they'd use that as the excuse.

They actually showed the debris this time.  It was the 17's grill.


"Throw a debris caution! Wait... really? there's actually debris? FOX SHOW IT!!!!"
 
2013-04-07 02:29:43 PM
Aww Clint....dammit.
 
2013-04-07 02:30:20 PM

turbokat: good_2_go: @dustinlong
Caution for debris. ... Stewart will get his lap back.


CONSPIRACY!!!!!!

They're trying to appease Tony, 'cause the know who he's going to take it out on.


Tony looked like hell this morning. Ran a sprint car race in PA last night, didn't get back in town until well after 1 AM
kenchilds.com
 
2013-04-07 02:30:44 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: How is JJ in the lead? What are we doing wrong here?


He started on the pole and has stayed out front all damn day, Ambrose failed in his duty on the start.
 
2013-04-07 02:31:05 PM
That's why Joonyerr back off, you morons.
 
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