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2013-04-07 01:50:49 PM
Anyone have a link to a stream? I promise to bookmark it so I don't have to ask every week.

/Got-damn WGHP doesn't even have a signal in downtown Greensboro!
 
2013-04-07 01:51:29 PM

vegaswench: cameroncrazy1984: Go Fast Turn Left: Also, I took a leak next to the guy on the right today.  That was kinda surreal.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]

You peeked didn't you.

Who wouldn't?


Im trying as  hard as I can to not picture you standing at a urinal and pole gazing like somebody who had never been to urinal etiquette classes.  Imnot having much luck tho
 
2013-04-07 01:51:51 PM

Fireproof: Anyone have a link to a stream? I promise to bookmark it so I don't have to ask every week.

/Got-damn WGHP doesn't even have a signal in downtown Greensboro!


motorracingnetwork.com has a broadcast
 
2013-04-07 01:52:04 PM

Fireproof: Anyone have a link to a stream? I promise to bookmark it so I don't have to ask every week.

/Got-damn WGHP doesn't even have a signal in downtown Greensboro!


Google search "first row sports" for all of your sports streaming needs.
 
2013-04-07 01:52:08 PM

Mztlplx: ClavellBCMI: Mztlplx: Jensaarai: If I were an obscenely rich person, I'd buy a Cup team, hire someone the qualify the cars, then offer a ride to the top 2 finishers from the truck and/or Nationwide race earlier that weekend (who don't already have Cup rides.)

THAT would lead to some ontrack lulz.

Give one to an ARCA driver for maximum lulz.

From my nephew: give one of those rides to Milka Duno.

Evil.  I like that.


She does tend to bring sponsorship *and* lulz with her. But if I were going to just straight up give her a ride, then we're close to the old "I-Wreck" idea from last year. Heheh.

Go Fast Turn Left: Get Darrell Wallace Jr. the gig, he'll do photography work for you on the off days


I do love photography. You might have accidentally made him a fan.

Not enough photo sponsors in racing these days. I miss the Kodak car.
 
2013-04-07 01:52:39 PM

mikaloyd: vegaswench: cameroncrazy1984: Go Fast Turn Left: Also, I took a leak next to the guy on the right today.  That was kinda surreal.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]

You peeked didn't you.

Who wouldn't?

Im trying as  hard as I can to not picture you standing at a urinal and pole gazing like somebody who had never been to urinal etiquette classes.  Imnot having much luck tho


I appreciate the vote of confidence in my ability to not meat-gaze!
 
2013-04-07 01:52:39 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: ClavellBCMI: clear_prop: Gosling: ...what the fark did he do? Did he just, like, pull over?

Pulled over to cause the yellow.

I know he's a start-and-parker these days, but you are supposed to park it on *pit road* not the track itself.

He was on pit road a few laps before with a problem.  Car sounded bad coming by a few laps prior.  My guess is the engine just shut off.


Ouch. There's start-and-parking by choice, and then there is your car deciding to park during the race itself while on track. Martinsville is NOT a good track for the second option to happen.
 
2013-04-07 01:53:02 PM

DanZero: What, you want him to be named Scott Sports 1?


Ha!

/not here. Yankees game takes priority
 
2013-04-07 01:53:18 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

All pirates watching the race just let out a very sullen "Gar..." and switched off their TVs.
 
2013-04-07 01:54:44 PM

The Bestest: DanZero: What, you want him to be named Scott Sports 1?

Ha!

/not here. Yankees game takes priority


You want to see how many times they can strike out against Verlander?
 
2013-04-07 01:54:53 PM
While we were away... new leader.
 
2013-04-07 01:55:24 PM
Huh, probably should've checked the score before I wrote that.
 
2013-04-07 01:55:44 PM

Fireproof: Anyone have a link to a stream? I promise to bookmark it so I don't have to ask every week.

/Got-damn WGHP doesn't even have a signal in downtown Greensboro!


firstrow1.eu Link 2 is the premier feed so you don't get commercials.
 
2013-04-07 01:55:46 PM

Fireproof: Anyone have a link to a stream? I promise to bookmark it so I don't have to ask every week.

/Got-damn WGHP doesn't even have a signal in downtown Greensboro!


http://www.firstrow1.eu/watch/179613/2/watch-nascar-sprint-cup---rac e. html
 
2013-04-07 01:55:58 PM

cameroncrazy1984: The Bestest: DanZero: What, you want him to be named Scott Sports 1?

Ha!

/not here. Yankees game takes priority

You want to see how many times they can strike out against Verlander?


Hopefully, 27 times in 9 innings (Tigers fan since Sparky was managing).
 
2013-04-07 01:56:00 PM

good_2_go: While we were away... new leader.


Are you trying to tell me there's actual racing going on here?
 
2013-04-07 01:56:05 PM

Mztlplx: Go Fast Turn Left: vegaswench: cameroncrazy1984: Go Fast Turn Left: Also, I took a leak next to the guy on the right today.  That was kinda surreal.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]

You peeked didn't you.

Who wouldn't?

I'm told it has a mullet

Gives a slightly different meaning to "business in the front, party in the back".


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-07 01:56:38 PM
Okay, discussion in the press box: Is this guy's mullet real? I vote no.

kenchilds.com
 
2013-04-07 01:57:00 PM
Yay! *holds back vomit* Kyle!
 
2013-04-07 01:57:06 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Reutimann is asking his spotter to tell Danica's spotter that it's HIM and not Landon Cassill in the car.
 
2013-04-07 01:57:35 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: Okay, discussion in the press box: Is this guy's mullet real? I vote no.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]


Stunt mullet for sure.
 
2013-04-07 01:57:48 PM
Juablows a tire.
 
2013-04-07 01:57:55 PM

cameroncrazy1984: You want to see how many times they can strike out against Verlander?


Yankees are up 3-0 in the 3rd.
Verlander was homered off of by Jayson Nix.
 
2013-04-07 01:58:19 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: Okay, discussion in the press box: Is this guy's mullet real? I vote no.


I agree - too perfect.
 
2013-04-07 01:58:33 PM

turbokat: Go Fast Turn Left: Okay, discussion in the press box: Is this guy's mullet real? I vote no.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]

Stunt mullet for sure.


Yeah, but I want to believe.
 
2013-04-07 01:58:51 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: Okay, discussion in the press box: Is this guy's mullet real? I vote no.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]


Sideburns look fake too.
 
2013-04-07 01:59:25 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: Okay, discussion in the press box: Is this guy's mullet real? I vote no.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]


Looks more like a failed rattail than a mullet.
 
2013-04-07 01:59:28 PM
Instead of a race, we'll show you food you can't eat.
 
2013-04-07 01:59:56 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Fireproof: Anyone have a link to a stream? I promise to bookmark it so I don't have to ask every week.

/Got-damn WGHP doesn't even have a signal in downtown Greensboro!

Google search "first row sports" for all of your sports streaming needs.


Thanks!
 
2013-04-07 02:01:44 PM
Sugar bacon and chocolate sauce? How about NO.
 
2013-04-07 02:01:46 PM

Jensaarai: Juablows a tire.


Better than Juablo starts a fire, I suppose.
 
2013-04-07 02:01:47 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: I appreciate the vote of confidence in my ability to not meat-gaze!


To be fair VW has probably peed in a uinal less than 1oo times since 1999. Probably peeked at 5X that many weiners since Y2k
 
2013-04-07 02:01:48 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: Okay, discussion in the press box: Is this guy's mullet real? I vote no.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]


No, neither are the sideburns.  The arm hair looks legit, though.

turbokat: Yay! *holds back vomit* Kyle!


You've made me so proud, TK.  When I first joined these threads, you had a Kyle IdolTM, and now this.  Some day, when the conversion is complete, I will buy you a backup battery pack for your JJ IdolTM.

Boris Cam is just not the same without Boris.
 
2013-04-07 02:01:48 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: Okay, discussion in the press box: Is this guy's mullet real? I vote no.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]


If that is real it shows true commitment to the art of mullet growing,  That said the Larry the Cable Guy shirt tells me it is fake.
 
2013-04-07 02:01:49 PM

clear_prop: Instead of a race, we'll show you food you can't eat.


Like hell I can't.
 
2013-04-07 02:03:01 PM
I'm a lazy bastard today. Late to the party. how's it been thus far?
 
2013-04-07 02:03:26 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Once again, it's time for "Where In The World Is Carmen Hammondiego?"
 
2013-04-07 02:03:43 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: clear_prop: Instead of a race, we'll show you food you can't eat.

Like hell I can't.


So how is the sugar bacon dipped in chocolate sauce?
 
2013-04-07 02:03:52 PM

mikaloyd: Go Fast Turn Left: I appreciate the vote of confidence in my ability to not meat-gaze!

To be fair VW has probably peed in a uinal less than 1oo times since 1999. Probably peeked at 5X that many weiners since Y2k


I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations and shall simply say this:  Meat Gazing is the name of my Wham! cover band.
 
2013-04-07 02:04:37 PM

Warchild: Sugar bacon and chocolate sauce? How about NO.


This would be the polar opposite of the reaction I had.
 
2013-04-07 02:04:56 PM
New commercial TSN shows every break this race - Kimi's Degree ad.
 
2013-04-07 02:05:23 PM

vegaswench: mikaloyd: Go Fast Turn Left: I appreciate the vote of confidence in my ability to not meat-gaze!

To be fair VW has probably peed in a uinal less than 1oo times since 1999. Probably peeked at 5X that many weiners since Y2k

I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations and shall simply say this:  Meat Gazing is the name of my Wham! cover band.


How hard is it to book park bathrooms for a gig?
 
2013-04-07 02:05:48 PM

Warchild: Sugar bacon and chocolate sauce? How about NO.


We get a vendor at seca that sells jalepeno bacon dipped in dark chocolate. It's farking brilliant.
 
2013-04-07 02:05:50 PM

vegaswench: Go Fast Turn Left: Okay, discussion in the press box: Is this guy's mullet real? I vote no.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]

No, neither are the sideburns.  The arm hair looks legit, though.

turbokat: Yay! *holds back vomit* Kyle!

You've made me so proud, TK.  When I first joined these threads, you had a Kyle IdolTM, and now this.  Some day, when the conversion is complete, I will buy you a backup battery pack for your JJ IdolTM.

Boris Cam is just not the same without Boris.


Let's not get crazy Vegas, he's the lesser of two evils.

But I must say, he doesn't run his mouth nearly as much.

*off to bathe in kerosene, feels dirty for defending Kyle*
 
2013-04-07 02:05:51 PM

clear_prop: Go Fast Turn Left: clear_prop: Instead of a race, we'll show you food you can't eat.

Like hell I can't.

So how is the sugar bacon dipped in chocolate sauce?


Eh, haven't found that yet, but the pork roast, parm potato wedges and romaine salad is pretty rockin'
 
2013-04-07 02:06:52 PM

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Once again, it's time for "Where In The World Is Carmen Hammondiego?"


That's funny right there.
 
2013-04-07 02:06:53 PM
Landon Cassill short-pit and is now passing cars on the track like he's actually got something. It's kind of amusing.
 
2013-04-07 02:07:32 PM

turbokat: But I must say, he doesn't run his mouth nearly as much.


Okay, I'll take that.

...

For now.
 
2013-04-07 02:07:38 PM

vegaswench: mikaloyd: Go Fast Turn Left: I appreciate the vote of confidence in my ability to not meat-gaze!

To be fair VW has probably peed in a uinal less than 1oo times since 1999. Probably peeked at 5X that many weiners since Y2k

I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations and shall simply say this:  Meat Gazing is the name of my Wham! cover band.


And now "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" will have a new, troubling  meaning to me.
 
2013-04-07 02:08:26 PM

vegaswench: turbokat: But I must say, he doesn't run his mouth nearly as much.

Okay, I'll take that.

...

For now.


*feels narrowed eyes upon him, flees*
 
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