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2013-04-07 01:32:58 PM  
Danica really shouldn't have tried what she tried, but Schraeder isn't exactly blameless in nudging her below the line.
 
2013-04-07 01:33:54 PM  

ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: clear_prop: DW needs to stop making excuses for her.  That was just stupid driving.

On Schraeder's part.

And no, I am not a Danica apologist, she can make enough mistakes all by her lonesome, she doesn't need outside help to make them.


He moved down a bit, but even if he had kept his line, she didn't have much room.

She late braked and stuck her nose in too small a spot.  If she had gotten up next to him, it would be different, but she barely got to his rear quarter panel.

I'm not a Danica hater, that was just a dumb move.
 
2013-04-07 01:34:02 PM  
:::sneaks in through the back door:::
 
2013-04-07 01:34:37 PM  
What"d I miss?
 
2013-04-07 01:35:01 PM  

Mztlplx: :::sneaks in through the back door:::


Mikey?
 
2013-04-07 01:35:30 PM  
So this happened:
kenchilds.com
kenchilds.com
 
2013-04-07 01:35:50 PM  
I guess 2 o'clock doesn't actually mean 2 o'clock considering that it's now 1:35 and they're 40 laps in. That'll teach me to take your word for it, subby.
 
2013-04-07 01:36:30 PM  
 
2013-04-07 01:36:35 PM  

Mztlplx: What"d I miss?


The entire Danica Show. She went to the back after an engine change, got herself back up into the mid-30's in very short order, and then got reckless by trying to go under an already-low Ken Schraeder and spun out when he ran her out of room.
 
2013-04-07 01:36:43 PM  
It

Go Fast Turn Left: So this happened:
[kenchilds.com image 640x427]
[kenchilds.com image 640x427]


It's not nice to fool Father Schrader.
 
2013-04-07 01:37:18 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: So this happened:
[kenchilds.com image 640x427]
[kenchilds.com image 640x427]


Very cool.
 
2013-04-07 01:37:20 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I guess 2 o'clock doesn't actually mean 2 o'clock considering that it's now 1:35 and they're 40 laps in. That'll teach me to take your word for it, subby.


Hey, maybe he meant Newfie time?
 
2013-04-07 01:38:13 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Adolf Oliver Nipples: I guess 2 o'clock doesn't actually mean 2 o'clock considering that it's now 1:35 and they're 40 laps in. That'll teach me to take your word for it, subby.

Hey, maybe he meant Newfie time?


Newfies can tell time?
 
2013-04-07 01:38:59 PM  
To be fair, I'm  Subby but I didn't put a time to the race because while I can tell you to the 30 second when the Henry County Board of Commissioners is going to go up and talk, I have on idea when it was coming on TV.  Someone else had a modmin put in a time.
 
2013-04-07 01:39:49 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Hot-dog wrappers may be an issue during the race. Hot dogs themselves WILL be an issue during ride home.
 
2013-04-07 01:40:21 PM  
Haha, they updated the Coke commercial.  Awesome.
 
2013-04-07 01:41:00 PM  

Mztlplx: cameroncrazy1984: Adolf Oliver Nipples: I guess 2 o'clock doesn't actually mean 2 o'clock considering that it's now 1:35 and they're 40 laps in. That'll teach me to take your word for it, subby.

Hey, maybe he meant Newfie time?

Newfies can tell time?


OH HEY DERE!!!!!!
 
2013-04-07 01:41:08 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: To be fair, I'm  Subby but I didn't put a time to the race because while I can tell you to the 30 second when the Henry County Board of Commissioners is going to go up and talk, I have on idea when it was coming on TV.  Someone else had a modmin put in a time.


Somebody was hitting up those hot dogs a bit much. I attempted to tell the modmin to "put a time on the thread" but I didn't provide them with one, so they came up with 2:00 -- yeah.
 
2013-04-07 01:41:31 PM  
@ESPNMcGee
Martinsville update: As of lap 52, no revenge wrecks or fistfights. Logano P11, Stewart P20.
 
2013-04-07 01:42:10 PM  
Also, I took a leak next to the guy on the right today.  That was kinda surreal.

kenchilds.com
 
2013-04-07 01:42:31 PM  
...and Fox has aired a trailer for 'Toxic Office' and now my brain has no mouth but it must scream.
 
2013-04-07 01:42:52 PM  
Sitting in the fishbowl with 9 other techs.. waiting for things to break so we can fix them. (New phone system deploy) and... nothing is breaking and we're bored... at least I am
 
2013-04-07 01:42:57 PM  
I see Ragan is driving to actually make his team money today, due to lack of sponsorship, so he can't just simply start-and-park today.
 
2013-04-07 01:43:16 PM  

DanZero: Go Fast Turn Left: To be fair, I'm  Subby but I didn't put a time to the race because while I can tell you to the 30 second when the Henry County Board of Commissioners is going to go up and talk, I have on idea when it was coming on TV.  Someone else had a modmin put in a time.

Somebody was hitting up those hot dogs a bit much. I attempted to tell the modmin to "put a time on the thread" but I didn't provide them with one, so they came up with 2:00 -- yeah.


To be fair I've only had three this weekend.  Media center/press box food is all catered, but sometimes ya still have to drop the change on a hot dog or three.
 
2013-04-07 01:43:36 PM  
If I were an obscenely rich person, I'd buy a Cup team, hire someone the qualify the cars, then offer a ride to the top 2 finishers from the truck and/or Nationwide race earlier that weekend (who don't already have Cup rides.)

THAT would lead to some ontrack lulz.
 
2013-04-07 01:43:36 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: To be fair, I'm  Subby but I didn't put a time to the race because while I can tell you to the 30 second when the Henry County Board of Commissioners is going to go up and talk, I have on idea when it was coming on TV.  Someone else had a modmin put in a time.


I blame Danica
 
2013-04-07 01:44:38 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Also, I took a leak next to the guy on the right today.  That was kinda surreal.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]


You peeked didn't you.
 
2013-04-07 01:44:44 PM  

Jensaarai: If I were an obscenely rich person, I'd buy a Cup team, hire someone the qualify the cars, then offer a ride to the top 2 finishers from the truck and/or Nationwide race earlier that weekend (who don't already have Cup rides.)

THAT would lead to some ontrack lulz.


Give one to an ARCA driver for maximum lulz.
 
2013-04-07 01:44:53 PM  
Scott Speed has none.
 
2013-04-07 01:45:04 PM  
Scott Speed is the most misnamed driver.
 
2013-04-07 01:45:14 PM  
Scott Speed is less than speedy.
 
2013-04-07 01:45:24 PM  
Scott "Speed" brings out the caution
 
2013-04-07 01:45:26 PM  

mikaloyd: Go Fast Turn Left: To be fair, I'm  Subby but I didn't put a time to the race because while I can tell you to the 30 second when the Henry County Board of Commissioners is going to go up and talk, I have on idea when it was coming on TV.  Someone else had a modmin put in a time.

I blame Danica


It really was her fault.

When we had Smoke here a couple weeks ago, a reporter asked him something along the lines of "So you're just hiring Danica for the money, right?"  That went well.
 
2013-04-07 01:45:42 PM  
...what the fark did he do? Did he just, like, pull over?
 
2013-04-07 01:46:03 PM  

Mztlplx: Jensaarai: If I were an obscenely rich person, I'd buy a Cup team, hire someone the qualify the cars, then offer a ride to the top 2 finishers from the truck and/or Nationwide race earlier that weekend (who don't already have Cup rides.)

THAT would lead to some ontrack lulz.

Give one to an ARCA driver for maximum lulz.


From my nephew: give one of those rides to Milka Duno.
 
2013-04-07 01:46:06 PM  
Something tells me that that was a Guy.  Might be a mislabled Girl, though.  Hard to tell with a helmet on.
 
2013-04-07 01:46:07 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Go Fast Turn Left: Also, I took a leak next to the guy on the right today.  That was kinda surreal.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]

You peeked didn't you.


Who wouldn't?
 
2013-04-07 01:47:06 PM  

Gosling: ...what the fark did he do? Did he just, like, pull over?


Pulled over to cause the yellow.
 
2013-04-07 01:47:19 PM  
I would be on 185 points in the ESPN Stock Car Challenge today if it were to end right now.

Prolly be lucky to get 150.
 
2013-04-07 01:47:32 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Mztlplx: Jensaarai: If I were an obscenely rich person, I'd buy a Cup team, hire someone the qualify the cars, then offer a ride to the top 2 finishers from the truck and/or Nationwide race earlier that weekend (who don't already have Cup rides.)

THAT would lead to some ontrack lulz.

Give one to an ARCA driver for maximum lulz.

From my nephew: give one of those rides to Milka Duno.


Evil.  I like that.
 
2013-04-07 01:48:03 PM  

Jensaarai: If I were an obscenely rich person, I'd buy a Cup team, hire someone the qualify the cars, then offer a ride to the top 2 finishers from the truck and/or Nationwide race earlier that weekend (who don't already have Cup rides.)

THAT would lead to some ontrack lulz.


Get Darrell Wallace Jr. the gig, he'll do photography work for you on the off days.

kenchilds.com
 
2013-04-07 01:48:05 PM  

vegaswench: cameroncrazy1984: Go Fast Turn Left: Also, I took a leak next to the guy on the right today.  That was kinda surreal.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]

You peeked didn't you.

Who wouldn't?


He'd be insulted if you didn't.
 
2013-04-07 01:48:26 PM  

clear_prop: Gosling: ...what the fark did he do? Did he just, like, pull over?

Pulled over to cause the yellow.


I know he's a start-and-parker these days, but you are supposed to park it on *pit road* not the track itself.
 
2013-04-07 01:48:39 PM  

vegaswench: cameroncrazy1984: Go Fast Turn Left: Also, I took a leak next to the guy on the right today.  That was kinda surreal.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]

You peeked didn't you.

Who wouldn't?


I'm told it has a mullet
 
2013-04-07 01:48:49 PM  

Gosling: Scott Speed has none.


clear_prop: Scott Speed is the most misnamed driver.


turbokat: Scott Speed is less than speedy.


Foaming: Scott "Speed" brings out the caution


What, you want him to be named Scott Sports 1?
 
2013-04-07 01:49:17 PM  

Gosling: ...what the fark did he do? Did he just, like, pull over?


NASCAR-mandated competition caution brought out by a ham-and-egger. Scott Speed is a jobber to the stars.

Hey, we may as well use wrestling terms, NASCAR is almost as fixed as WWE anymore.
 
2013-04-07 01:49:30 PM  

ClavellBCMI: clear_prop: Gosling: ...what the fark did he do? Did he just, like, pull over?

Pulled over to cause the yellow.

I know he's a start-and-parker these days, but you are supposed to park it on *pit road* not the track itself.


Gets more tv time for the sponsors when you stop on the start finish line under green.
 
2013-04-07 01:50:10 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Gosling: ...what the fark did he do? Did he just, like, pull over?

NASCAR-mandated competition caution brought out by a ham-and-egger. Scott Speed is a jobber to the stars.

Hey, we may as well use wrestling terms, NASCAR is almost as fixed as WWE anymore.


BAH GAWD KING THAT'S 48S MUSIC
 
2013-04-07 01:50:11 PM  

ClavellBCMI: clear_prop: Gosling: ...what the fark did he do? Did he just, like, pull over?

Pulled over to cause the yellow.

I know he's a start-and-parker these days, but you are supposed to park it on *pit road* not the track itself.


He was on pit road a few laps before with a problem.  Car sounded bad coming by a few laps prior.  My guess is the engine just shut off.
 
2013-04-07 01:50:18 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: vegaswench: cameroncrazy1984: Go Fast Turn Left: Also, I took a leak next to the guy on the right today.  That was kinda surreal.

[kenchilds.com image 640x427]

You peeked didn't you.

Who wouldn't?

I'm told it has a mullet


Gives a slightly different meaning to "business in the front, party in the back".
 
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