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		Who will Joey Logano get involved with this week? Will Jimmie Johnson win his eighth grandfather clock? Will Subby devour his weight in Martinsville Hot Dogs? It's your STP Gas Booster 500 thread, 2 PM on Fox (nascar.com)		627
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Go Fast Turn Left		2013-04-07 09:58:27 AM

Hey guys, at the track today, so if there's any photos you want I'll do my best to grab 'em

catastrophe averted		2013-04-07 10:14:28 AM

Go Fast Turn Left: Hey guys, at the track today, so if there's any photos you want I'll do my best to grab 'em

Enjoy the race!

/jealous

Tom_Slick		2013-04-07 11:13:59 AM

Go Fast Turn Left: Hey guys, at the track today, so if there's any photos you want I'll do my best to grab 'em

Pictures of Logano being bounced around like a ping pong ball at nickel beer pong night would be nice.

vegaswench		2013-04-07 11:38:47 AM

Tom_Slick: Go Fast Turn Left: Hey guys, at the track today, so if there's any photos you want I'll do my best to grab 'em

Pictures of Logano being bounced around like a ping pong ball at nickel beer pong night would be nice.

Seconded.

my lip balm addiction		2013-04-07 11:42:19 AM

vegaswench: Tom_Slick: Go Fast Turn Left: Hey guys, at the track today, so if there's any photos you want I'll do my best to grab 'em

Pictures of Logano being bounced around like a ping pong ball at nickel beer pong night would be nice.

Seconded.

Thirded

Shadow Blasko		2013-04-07 12:43:40 PM

I'm at work, emergency call in ... for Nothing... until 5.

Not happy about it.

catastrophe averted		2013-04-07 12:46:27 PM

Now the real question: Who takes Joey out first, Denny or Smoke?

DanZero		2013-04-07 12:46:55 PM

(thanks to nascarcasm)

DanZero		2013-04-07 12:48:21 PM

catastrophe averted: Now the real question: Who takes Joey out first, Denny or Smoke?

I dunno, I think I saw 2 of those guys make up and participate in a group activity -

img.photobucket.com

(thanks again to nascarcasm)

Shadow Blasko		2013-04-07 12:49:08 PM

catastrophe averted: Now the real question: Who takes Joey out first, Denny or Smoke?

I'll be REALLY impressed if Denny does it...

/remote detonator from physical therapy suite.

Tom_Slick		2013-04-07 12:50:07 PM

catastrophe averted: Now the real question: Who takes Joey out first, Denny or Smoke?

Denny is out this week Mark Martin is driving, or that is the last i have heard, Vickers is filling in for him next week.

mikaloyd		2013-04-07 12:56:34 PM

Go 31!

Just got done watching Moto3 GP from Qatar.

Heres the lead 5 riders on the ast lap

i.imgur.com

Foaming		2013-04-07 12:58:39 PM

We call this segment, "Mikey scares small children".

clear_prop		2013-04-07 01:01:00 PM

No kids today, so full control over the remote for a full day of racing.

Now who has the pool for what corners Joey gets wrecked in, and the count for each corner?

ClavellBCMI		2013-04-07 01:06:55 PM

clear_prop: No kids today, so full control over the remote for a full day of racing.

Now who has the pool for what corners Joey gets wrecked in, and the count for each corner?

Not sure, but put me down for turn 3 on lap 15.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2013-04-07 01:07:19 PM

Jimmie Johnson!
Juan Pablo Montoya will put you in the Camel Clutch,
Break your Back,
and f*ck your ass,
and make you humble!

i205.photobucket.com

mikaloyd		2013-04-07 01:08:17 PM

clear_prop: No kids today, so full control over the remote for a full day of racing.

Now who has the pool for what corners Joey gets wrecked in, and the count for each corner?

By himself or with others?

ClavellBCMI		2013-04-07 01:08:35 PM

Umm... did someone put down the wrong time for coverage in the thread title?

turbokat		2013-04-07 01:08:56 PM

Alright kids, we've got 263 miles of short track goodness today. I wanna see a good clean race, but feel free to fark with Logano at every opportunity.

Fans, pull the belts tight. It's gonna be a helluva ride.

/Idol on.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2013-04-07 01:08:58 PM

Touched By An Uncle was the worst show on TV ever in the history of TV

and yet that command was somehow worse

ClavellBCMI		2013-04-07 01:09:30 PM

turbokat: Alright kids, we've got 263 miles of short track goodness today. I wanna see a good clean race, but feel free to fark with Logano at every opportunity.

Fans, pull the belts tight. It's gonna be a helluva ride.

/Idol on.

Someone wake a mod up and tell them to green this thing *before* green flag drops.

DanZero		2013-04-07 01:10:07 PM

ClavellBCMI: Umm... did someone put down the wrong time for coverage in the thread title?

It didn't originally have a coverage time. I had an admin take care of it, but in my haste, I should have mentioned the *correct* time. ;)

ClavellBCMI		2013-04-07 01:11:01 PM

DanZero: ClavellBCMI: Umm... did someone put down the wrong time for coverage in the thread title?

It didn't originally have a coverage time. I had an admin take care of it, but in my haste, I should have mentioned the *correct* time. ;)

Bad DanZero! For that, no beer for the first 50 laps!

DanZero		2013-04-07 01:12:31 PM

ClavellBCMI: DanZero: ClavellBCMI: Umm... did someone put down the wrong time for coverage in the thread title?

It didn't originally have a coverage time. I had an admin take care of it, but in my haste, I should have mentioned the *correct* time. ;)

Bad DanZero! For that, no beer for the first 50 laps!

Blame subby man! I didn't even see that they put 2:00 on. I should have mentioned a time instead of having them research it --

ClavellBCMI		2013-04-07 01:12:45 PM

ClavellBCMI: DanZero: ClavellBCMI: Umm... did someone put down the wrong time for coverage in the thread title?

It didn't originally have a coverage time. I had an admin take care of it, but in my haste, I should have mentioned the *correct* time. ;)

Bad DanZero! For that, no beer for the first 50 laps!

Make that no booze at all until lap 50 (unless Logano finds a wall before then).

clear_prop		2013-04-07 01:13:08 PM

ClavellBCMI: Not sure, but put me down for turn 3 on lap 15.

You think they'll wait that long?

mikaloyd: By himself or with others?

Does the wall count as an other? I expect the wall has it out for him too.

ClavellBCMI		2013-04-07 01:13:31 PM

DanZero: ClavellBCMI: DanZero: ClavellBCMI: Umm... did someone put down the wrong time for coverage in the thread title?

It didn't originally have a coverage time. I had an admin take care of it, but in my haste, I should have mentioned the *correct* time. ;)

Bad DanZero! For that, no beer for the first 50 laps!

Blame subby man! I didn't even see that they put 2:00 on. I should have mentioned a time instead of having them research it --

Ok, no penalty for you then, but if subby sees this: no booze until lap 50 for you!

ClavellBCMI		2013-04-07 01:14:17 PM

And the cars are on the track doing the warm-up laps.

mikaloyd		2013-04-07 01:15:38 PM

turbokat: Alright kids, we've got 263 miles of short track goodness today. I wanna see a good clean race, but feel free to fark with Logano at every opportunity.

Fans, pull the belts tight. It's gonna be a helluva ride.

/Idol on.

Id be OK if Logano was to put the 48 into the wall once or twice

ClavellBCMI		2013-04-07 01:17:42 PM

Oh... and whoever is on the outside of He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named: You know what you must do on the start. No tire spinning, no slow reaction time, and YOU MUST BLOCK HIM AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY!

DanZero		2013-04-07 01:18:19 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2013-04-07 01:18:34 PM

boogity

turbokat		2013-04-07 01:18:40 PM

mikaloyd: turbokat: Alright kids, we've got 263 miles of short track goodness today. I wanna see a good clean race, but feel free to fark with Logano at every opportunity.

Fans, pull the belts tight. It's gonna be a helluva ride.

/Idol on.

Id be OK if Logano was to put the 48 into the wall once or twice

I too would find this redeeming.

Foaming		2013-04-07 01:18:42 PM

We're Boogital

ClavellBCMI		2013-04-07 01:18:56 PM

GO AMBROSE! Now keep that 48 car in your rear-view mirror!

ClavellBCMI		2013-04-07 01:19:32 PM

ClavellBCMI: GO AMBROSE! Now keep that 48 car in your rear-view mirror!

FAIL! That was FAIL, Marcos!

mikaloyd		2013-04-07 01:19:35 PM

clear_prop: ClavellBCMI: Not sure, but put me down for turn 3 on lap 15.

You think they'll wait that long?

mikaloyd: By himself or with others?

Does the wall count as an other? I expect the wall has it out for him too.

I think at this point Logano can call the wall "Fate"

DanZero		2013-04-07 01:21:17 PM

nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Today's game - convince your friends that Denny Hamlin has that weird "The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button" disease.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2013-04-07 01:23:59 PM

Danicaution

Jensaarai		2013-04-07 01:24:00 PM

Race official?

Or is it now official until DW makes an excuse for her?

turbokat		2013-04-07 01:24:20 PM

And Danica gets welcomed to Martinsville.

ClavellBCMI		2013-04-07 01:24:23 PM

And Danica gives us our first caution flag, via help from Schraeder.

Jensaarai		2013-04-07 01:24:36 PM

Excuse made, now it's official.

vegaswench		2013-04-07 01:24:51 PM

I love that in-track camera angle.

DanZero		2013-04-07 01:24:53 PM

Jensaarai: Race official?

Or is it now official until DW makes an excuse for her?

I'd go with that.

ClavellBCMI		2013-04-07 01:25:15 PM

And a lot of 4-tire stops already.

clear_prop		2013-04-07 01:26:09 PM

DW needs to stop making excuses for her. That was just stupid driving.

DanZero		2013-04-07 01:26:16 PM

nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Hey Stenhouse - not trying to start anything, but Kenny Schrader just totally pinched your girlfriend.

ClavellBCMI		2013-04-07 01:27:54 PM

clear_prop: DW needs to stop making excuses for her. That was just stupid driving.

On Schraeder's part.

ClavellBCMI		2013-04-07 01:29:34 PM

ClavellBCMI: clear_prop: DW needs to stop making excuses for her. That was just stupid driving.

On Schraeder's part.

And no, I am not a Danica apologist, she can make enough mistakes all by her lonesome, she doesn't need outside help to make them.

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