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2013-04-07 02:31:26 PM
Wow, what was that?
 
2013-04-07 02:31:28 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: turbokat: good_2_go: @dustinlong
Caution for debris. ... Stewart will get his lap back.


CONSPIRACY!!!!!!

They're trying to appease Tony, 'cause the know who he's going to take it out on.

Tony looked like hell this morning. Ran a sprint car race in PA last night, didn't get back in town until well after 1 AM
[kenchilds.com image 640x427]


Hey Hamlin!  Right here!
 
2013-04-07 02:31:47 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: Tony looked like hell this morning. Ran a sprint car race in PA last night, didn't get back in town until well after 1 AM


He's such a stud.
 
2013-04-07 02:32:25 PM

kteela: Wow, what was that?


Joonyer bobbled and caused a chain reaction behind him.
 
2013-04-07 02:33:16 PM
Did we have an accordian crash happen?
 
2013-04-07 02:33:26 PM

Mztlplx: kteela: Wow, what was that?

Joonyer bobbled and caused a chain reaction behind him.


I meant w/ JJ.
 
2013-04-07 02:33:47 PM
I like it when they start looking like modifieds.
 
2013-04-07 02:33:51 PM

vegaswench: Go Fast Turn Left: vegaswench: Poor Denny.  You can feel the tension and angst as he's standing there watching his car go by without him.  GFTL, where you're at, can you get any shots of Denny?

I'm in the press box at the moment, going to head back down around lap 300-350 to finish the race out down there.  I have a bunch of Denny from the weekend (see above), but none of him today.

I see.  Thanks! :D


I'll try to get some stuff on my Twitter account, but otherwise it won't be until I get home before I have everything posted.

I'll put the albums here, and on TFD.
 
2013-04-07 02:34:00 PM
So if Jimmie didn't bring out the caution, then what did? Half the wrecking occurred after the yellow?
 
2013-04-07 02:35:08 PM
I will pretty much be seeing 42 opening day
 
2013-04-07 02:35:12 PM
48: The Jimmie Johnson Story?
 
2013-04-07 02:35:26 PM

Jensaarai: So if Jimmie didn't bring out the caution, then what did? Half the wrecking occurred after the yellow?


They threw the caution for JJ losing the lead, but since the wreckage happened, they can say that was why there was a caution.
 
2013-04-07 02:35:43 PM
Kyle Busch: "He should be about sixth. It's just perfect timing, horseshoe up his ass."

You tell 'em, Kyle!
 
2013-04-07 02:35:53 PM

Jensaarai: So if Jimmie didn't bring out the caution, then what did? Half the wrecking occurred after the yellow?


I'm with you. I left the room for five minutes to get my food off the stove and FOX won't farking show it again.
 
2013-04-07 02:36:14 PM

crotchgrabber: I like it when they start looking like modifieds.


You must have loved the truck race yesterday

kenchilds.com
 
2013-04-07 02:36:46 PM
@ESPNMcGee
To fans of most drivers in that mess, don't worry. 315 laps to go & at Martinsville as long as it rolls you can race it.
 
2013-04-07 02:38:14 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

I've seen wrecks like that before. But instead of sponsor decals & numbers, the cars had "STUDENT DRIVER" on the door.
 
2013-04-07 02:38:39 PM
So Jimmie wrecks half the field and gets to restart in the lead. Got it.
 
2013-04-07 02:39:09 PM
That was maximum trolling by JJ. Someone needs to wreck his ass.
 
2013-04-07 02:40:00 PM

Jensaarai: So Jimmie wrecks half the field and gets to restart in the lead. Got it.


It's the American Way!
 
2013-04-07 02:40:53 PM
Seriously, is there an official cause for that caution? It seems like every bit of wrecking that happened occurred after the yellow came out. Fox is being utterly useless. What's MRN saying?
 
2013-04-07 02:41:51 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: crotchgrabber: I like it when they start looking like modifieds.

You must have loved the truck race yesterday

[kenchilds.com image 640x436]


Yes sir I did.
 
2013-04-07 02:42:12 PM
Even JJ backing off seems to have happened the same time as/shortly after the yellow. And that was the start of the chain reaction.
 
2013-04-07 02:42:21 PM
Had to check in, figured you haters would be whipped into a froth over that.
 
2013-04-07 02:42:32 PM

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

I've seen wrecks like that before. But instead of sponsor decals & numbers, the cars had "STUDENT DRIVER" on the door.


Jimmie "Student Diver" Johnson for the rest of the season?
 
2013-04-07 02:43:48 PM
I love how Fox is determined to explain JJ's retention of the lead.  Not buying it, nope.

And yes, my foil hat is looking quite dapper, thank you.
 
2013-04-07 02:44:52 PM

vegaswench: I love how Fox is determined to explain JJ's retention of the lead.  Not buying it, nope.

And yes, my foil hat is looking quite dapper, thank you.


Easy explanation: Because Jimmie Johnson.
 
2013-04-07 02:45:23 PM

Jensaarai: Seriously, is there an official cause for that caution? It seems like every bit of wrecking that happened occurred after the yellow came out. Fox is being utterly useless. What's MRN saying?


Seems the caution was for the Joonyer/Vickers/Ambrose mess on the back stretch.
 
2013-04-07 02:45:50 PM

ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: I love how Fox is determined to explain JJ's retention of the lead.  Not buying it, nope.

And yes, my foil hat is looking quite dapper, thank you.

Easy explanation: Because Jimmie Johnson.


Either that or Because Not Kyle.
 
2013-04-07 02:47:39 PM
I see the indyCar thread went green early.

/no spoilers in this thread, please
 
2013-04-07 02:47:56 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Timing & scoring like "Boys, Have At It" -> "We'll let you know where the line is once it's crossed."
 
2013-04-07 02:48:28 PM
Smoke"s car looks suspiciously undamaged.
 
2013-04-07 02:48:55 PM

good_2_go: Jensaarai: Seriously, is there an official cause for that caution? It seems like every bit of wrecking that happened occurred after the yellow came out. Fox is being utterly useless. What's MRN saying?

Seems the caution was for the Joonyer/Vickers/Ambrose mess on the back stretch.


So... caution for hard racing? I just rewatched in the DVR. One of the BK cars looked pretty damaged very early. Maybe that was it.

Someone in the booth had an itchy trigger finger is my best bet.
 
2013-04-07 02:49:04 PM
Chatter on twitter about Clint being the voice of reason and trying to calm down his CC.  I'm not sure how I feel about Clint being the voice of reason.
 
2013-04-07 02:49:48 PM

good_2_go: Jensaarai: Seriously, is there an official cause for that caution? It seems like every bit of wrecking that happened occurred after the yellow came out. Fox is being utterly useless. What's MRN saying?

Seems the caution was for the Joonyer/Vickers/Ambrose mess on the back stretch.


Yup. 88/9/55/11 were playing bumper cars, sheet metal hanging everywhere.
 
2013-04-07 02:50:36 PM
GYROCAM!
 
2013-04-07 02:50:45 PM
There it is... gyrocam on a flat track.
 
2013-04-07 02:50:55 PM
Is...is that the gyrocam??  LOL
 
2013-04-07 02:51:03 PM
Gyrocam shot!  Drink!
 
2013-04-07 02:51:44 PM
Meanwhile, KuBu has quietly moved into 7th.

/perhaps a BuBu finish?
 
2013-04-07 02:51:49 PM

ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: I love how Fox is determined to explain JJ's retention of the lead.  Not buying it, nope.

And yes, my foil hat is looking quite dapper, thank you.

Easy explanation: Because Jimmie Johnson.


Fark NASCAR threads are the Free Republic of racing. You folks are the freepers, and JJ is Obama.
 
2013-04-07 02:52:29 PM

Jensaarai: GYROCAM!


I keep reading that as Gynocam.

/need moar beer.  Or less.  Not sure yet.
 
2013-04-07 02:53:03 PM
If it was really a Gyro cam and not some tech in the booth tilting the video feed the G forces wouldn't matter.  That is the whole point of a gyro.
 
2013-04-07 02:53:48 PM

the biggest redneck here: ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: I love how Fox is determined to explain JJ's retention of the lead.  Not buying it, nope.

And yes, my foil hat is looking quite dapper, thank you.

Easy explanation: Because Jimmie Johnson.

Fark NASCAR threads are the Free Republic of racing. You folks are the freepers, and JJ is Obama.


Who is Biden?
 
2013-04-07 02:53:49 PM

turbokat: vegaswench: mikaloyd: Go Fast Turn Left: I appreciate the vote of confidence in my ability to not meat-gaze!

To be fair VW has probably peed in a uinal less than 1oo times since 1999. Probably peeked at 5X that many weiners since Y2k

I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations and shall simply say this:  Meat Gazing is the name of my Wham! cover band.

And now "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" will have a new, troubling  meaning to me.


Brilliant! I just about fell in a creek laughing at that...
 
2013-04-07 02:53:52 PM

the biggest redneck here: ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: I love how Fox is determined to explain JJ's retention of the lead.  Not buying it, nope.

And yes, my foil hat is looking quite dapper, thank you.

Easy explanation: Because Jimmie Johnson.

Fark NASCAR threads are the Free Republic of racing. You folks are the freepers, and JJ is Obama.


You just can't handle the FREE THINKING Americans in this thread, because you spend way too much time TRUSTING the LAMESTREAM media

That's as close to a Fark Politics post as i'll ever do, how'd I do?
 
2013-04-07 02:53:59 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

If you listen closely during "Crank It Up," you can actually hear the gyro-cam saying "Really? This is it?"
 
2013-04-07 02:54:07 PM

Mztlplx: Jensaarai: GYROCAM!

I keep reading that as Gynocam.

/need moar beer.  Or less.  Not sure yet.


Gynocam is on a different feed.
 
2013-04-07 02:54:12 PM
Boo for GoDaddy Canada not using Hinch in their ads.
 
2013-04-07 02:54:17 PM

Mztlplx: Jensaarai: GYROCAM!

I keep reading that as Gynocam.

/need moar beer.  Or less.  Not sure yet.


I wonder if they will ever do the upward looking footcam on Danica's car.

Then they could have the Gyrocam Gynocam.
 
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