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(Anchorage Daily News)   North Pole man acquitted of kidnapping. So that's what Santa does in the off-season   (adn.com) divider line 11
    More: Interesting, Superior Court Judge Paul Lyle, kidnappings, Fairbanks Daily News-Miner, Fairbanks  
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Jurodan
2013-04-07 08:41:41 AM
Not according to the court subby
 
Darkrover2
2013-04-07 08:43:19 AM
Funny, I always thought they'd charge him with Breaking and Entering or Criminal Trespass.
 
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2013-04-07 09:00:20 AM
Darkrover2: Funny, I always thought they'd charge him with Breaking and Entering or Criminal Trespass.

Oh, the list goes on and on.  Voyeurism, elf slavery, animal cruelty, unregistered violation of air space, breaking the speed of light, you name it.
 
Son of Thunder
2013-04-07 09:10:55 AM
He proceeded to hit and choke her and at one point held a sledgehammer over her head while threatening to kill her if she did not stop crying.

What? That's how my parents got me to stop crying back when I was little.
 
Antagon
2013-04-07 09:17:27 AM
Where did you all think the elves came from?
 
Deep Contact
2013-04-07 09:42:56 AM
Just another day in Alaska.
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puppetmaster745
2013-04-07 09:51:04 AM
Came for elf slavery, leaving satisfied.
 
Resident Muslim
2013-04-07 11:26:56 AM
"BUT I JUST WANTED A FRIEND!!"
 
TheManofPA [TotalFark]
2013-04-07 11:52:24 AM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Darkrover2: Funny, I always thought they'd charge him with Breaking and Entering or Criminal Trespass.

Oh, the list goes on and on.  Voyeurism, elf slavery, animal cruelty, unregistered violation of air space, breaking the speed of light, you name it.

I can get arrested for breaking the speed of light......crap
 
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2013-04-07 11:53:25 AM
TheManofPA: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Darkrover2: Funny, I always thought they'd charge him with Breaking and Entering or Criminal Trespass.

Oh, the list goes on and on.  Voyeurism, elf slavery, animal cruelty, unregistered violation of air space, breaking the speed of light, you name it.

I can get arrested for breaking the speed of light......crap

300,000 km/sec is not just a good idea, it's the law.
 
Fano [TotalFark]
2013-04-07 04:57:46 PM
i thought it was the grither
 
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