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(Anchorage Daily News)   North Pole man acquitted of kidnapping. So that's what Santa does in the off-season   (adn.com) divider line 11
    More: Interesting, Superior Court Judge Paul Lyle, kidnappings, Fairbanks Daily News-Miner, Fairbanks  
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2013-04-07 08:41:41 AM  
Not according to the court subby
 
2013-04-07 08:43:19 AM  
Funny, I always thought they'd charge him with Breaking and Entering or Criminal Trespass.
 
2013-04-07 09:00:20 AM  

Darkrover2: Funny, I always thought they'd charge him with Breaking and Entering or Criminal Trespass.


Oh, the list goes on and on.  Voyeurism, elf slavery, animal cruelty, unregistered violation of air space, breaking the speed of light, you name it.
 
2013-04-07 09:10:55 AM  
He proceeded to hit and choke her and at one point held a sledgehammer over her head while threatening to kill her if she did not stop crying.

What? That's how my parents got me to stop crying back when I was little.
 
2013-04-07 09:17:27 AM  
Where did you all think the elves came from?
 
2013-04-07 09:42:56 AM  
Just another day in Alaska.
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2013-04-07 09:51:04 AM  
Came for elf slavery, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-04-07 11:26:56 AM  
"BUT I JUST WANTED A FRIEND!!"
 
2013-04-07 11:52:24 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Darkrover2: Funny, I always thought they'd charge him with Breaking and Entering or Criminal Trespass.

Oh, the list goes on and on.  Voyeurism, elf slavery, animal cruelty, unregistered violation of air space, breaking the speed of light, you name it.


I can get arrested for breaking the speed of light......crap
 
2013-04-07 11:53:25 AM  

TheManofPA: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Darkrover2: Funny, I always thought they'd charge him with Breaking and Entering or Criminal Trespass.

Oh, the list goes on and on.  Voyeurism, elf slavery, animal cruelty, unregistered violation of air space, breaking the speed of light, you name it.

I can get arrested for breaking the speed of light......crap


300,000 km/sec is not just a good idea, it's the law.
 
2013-04-07 04:57:46 PM  
i thought it was the grither
 
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