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(She's your daughter you retards)   Parents of the year put their 16 year old daughter up for adoption after learning she is gay. Too bad she couldn't have gotten away from them earlier   ( divider line
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18895 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Apr 2013 at 1:31 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-07 01:35:47 AM  
4 votes:
I hear there is an opening in the Warren Family.
2013-04-07 01:35:36 AM  
3 votes:
The state of Southern Carolina?
2013-04-07 03:41:04 AM  
2 votes:

This About That: FTFA: "It was a tough choice to give up our daughter to the state, but we don't know how to handle someone who decides to live a lifestyle that we do not agree with".

Please allow me to make a suggestion. Take a long, hard look at your notions of what life, love, and parenthood is about. Think hard about what it is that drives you to think that throwing out a teenage girl given to you to rear to adulthood could possibly be the right thing to do. Instead of "praying for weeks" before deciding to do a hateful, spiteful thing, think instead about how to really do the job of creating a balanced, loving, thoughtful mind to release into the world. Stop thinking about how disappointed you are at the choice made by your daughter. Stop thinking your dreadful small mentality is better than hers. Go find yourself a minister (I don't believe you have the will and the mind to live without one) who can show you how to live as Christians ought, not as the right-wring bullies, Fox News, your "lifestyle" choices, and your current choice of religion included, try to coerce you into doing. Forget yourselves a little and try to do right by the daughter to whom you have given birth. If you can't bring yourself to do it, then it is your failing, not hers. If you succeed, through what will necessarily be great effort on your part with little help from your current milieu, you will have achieved a great thing for her, for all those around you and around her now and in the future, and most certainly for yourselves. You can congratulate yourselves in your later years. Now you have a job to do, starting with upgrading your own minds.

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2013-04-07 01:29:29 AM  
2 votes:

Lorelle: What's sad is that it's very possible that something like this has already happened in this country.

No, the sad thing is that people get sad over things their minds invent for no reason.
2013-04-07 12:57:01 AM  
2 votes:
It seems that this story was lifted from a Daily Bleach (satire site) article from last July.

This dude is quite the troll. These articles are pretty funny:

Rachael Ray Promotes Unsafe Sex Games

Katy Perry Uses Her Marinated Sinbags To Make Children Masturbate
2013-04-07 12:56:37 PM  
1 vote:

randomjsa: inclemency: Well that explains all your ludicrous and bullshiat anger sweetie.

I'm sorry that happened to you.

I realize that being a jackarse comes naturally to you but due try to save it. You are however not completely off base... The situation I spoke of did make me mad.

First of all, I'm not gay as my browser history could easily prove, and second of all go look in the mirror to see a waste of a human being. That you would even say something like that shows what a real quality person you are. I don't take many things personally, particularly on fark, but this is one of them. I am a vigorous defender of gay rights precisely because of how angry I was when I saw what happened all those years ago. Every time I hear some religious halfwit go on about how being gay is a choice I think back to that guy, whom I hardly even knew, and say 'Yeah, he 'choose' that...Sure he did.'

And much like the religious halfwits, you are making comments on things out of utter spite and ignorance. You are making assumptions that fit what you want to think about other people. In the case of the religious, I can at least their petty stupidity and ignorance comes from the slightly complicated psychology of dealing with their own mortality but I don't think you have such an excuse beyond just being pathetic. I wonder if everyone you know personally is the same as you or if you have constructed a good facade that you put on when dealing with your betters. In either event I pity them for even if they are as sorry as you, their association with you only makes them lower.

You should  try being gay instead of angry.  I think you'd be good at it.
2013-04-07 08:46:28 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-07 03:57:55 AM  
1 vote:
Fano:Trolled Hard

Nonsense. It was a masterpiece of turning a troll back against itself, or maybe a masterpiece of explaining the obvious for the benefit of those who missed it. In no way should that post be interpreted to indicate it's author may have been taken-in by an obvious troll. Nossir.
2013-04-07 02:27:52 AM  
1 vote:

from the same website. Looks like a galaxy is up for adoption also!
2013-04-07 02:24:41 AM  
1 vote:
Aw, satire? And here I was hoping to pick up a 16-year-old lesbian with serious daddy issues. Sigh. Guess its back to Craigslist for me.
2013-04-07 02:04:43 AM  
1 vote:
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That's pretty hilarious with javascript off.
2013-04-07 01:53:21 AM  
1 vote:

Lorelle: It seems that this story was lifted from a Daily Bleach (satire site) article from last July.

This dude is quite the troll. These articles are pretty funny:

Rachael Ray Promotes Unsafe Sex Games

Katy Perry Uses Her Marinated Sinbags To Make Children Masturbate

The graph makes it.

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2013-04-07 01:50:10 AM  
1 vote:
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Problem, moderator?
2013-04-07 01:43:48 AM  
1 vote:
wow, the comments in the article are just as derptastic as the article itself.
2013-04-07 01:40:38 AM  
1 vote:

gingerjet: FTFA Youth leader Tyson Bowers III proudly practices abstinence and teaches his youth groups the joys of a sexless life. Tyson travels the country giving lectures to students ranging from middle school to college about the dangers of homosexuality and liberals.

This guy clearly lies for a living so why are we buying this story?
2013-04-07 01:37:46 AM  
1 vote:
first i was like 'Sold!', then i was like 'lame.', but the i was all 'TARDS!'.
2013-04-07 01:35:24 AM  
1 vote:

Lsherm: I cannot believe that most commenters on that site thinks the story is real.  The next story is "GERMAN'S INVENT NEW GLASS TO MAKE THEM HAPPY WHEN SEEING JEWS ."

But that one sounds plausible.  I can think of one type of glass the Germans might make so they'd be happier to see Jews:
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2013-04-07 12:52:39 AM  
1 vote:
is she hot?
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