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(She's your daughter you retards)   Parents of the year put their 16 year old daughter up for adoption after learning she is gay. Too bad she couldn't have gotten away from them earlier   (tysonbowersiii.com) divider line 21
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2013-04-07 01:29:29 AM  
9 votes:

Lorelle: What's sad is that it's very possible that something like this has already happened in this country.


No, the sad thing is that people get sad over things their minds invent for no reason.
2013-04-07 12:21:52 AM  
5 votes:
I cannot believe that most commenters on that site thinks the story is real.  The next story is "GERMAN'S INVENT NEW GLASS TO MAKE THEM HAPPY WHEN SEEING JEWS ."
2013-04-07 01:41:23 AM  
3 votes:
Yeah, Poes law strikes again.
2013-04-07 01:35:36 AM  
3 votes:
The state of Southern Carolina?
2013-04-07 01:57:23 AM  
2 votes:
If you look at the comments it appears that that satire site owners and paid dupes are heavily trolling everybody that was offended by the article.

Good thing that that never happens here on Fark.
2013-04-07 01:39:19 AM  
2 votes:
Was gonna say at 16 she should just get emancipated and tell her bigot parents good riddance. Then I learned I'd been had.
2013-04-07 03:48:25 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: Was gonna say at 16 she should just get emancipated and tell her bigot parents good riddance.


You'd be surprised how hard this is. To me that seems like an obvious choice for anyone who's like 15+ and in long-term foster care, but it's actually a bit hard to do. Children don't have legal standing to seek emancipation, don't have any assets of their own (particularly if they have been in foster care in the past), and are likely to have been moved around (against their will) making it difficult to maintain a job. In many states children need to obtain at least those three things to even be eligible for emancipation, let alone to win it.

And even once emancipated they face some difficult because many laws and policies discriminate by age rather than legal status; an emancipated 17-year-old that has graduated from high-school still cannot work in a convenience store because they cannot sell alcohol or cigarettes. They likely will have trouble obtaining housing because of policies set by landlords and a lack of legal protection against age discrimination. It's a bad time all around.

/ We could end all of this if we treated children like real people instead of their parent's property
2013-04-07 02:46:56 PM  
1 votes:

shortymac: I forget the exact statistic but something like 30% of homeless youth are LGBT. It's farking sickening.


I don't know how things are now, but when I was a young'un back in the 1980s, being disowned and thrown out of the house was a common reaction to parents finding out you were gay.  There were a lot of LGBT people in my college town doing college one class at a time, as they could afford it, because their parents had cut off funding and thrown them out.
2013-04-07 01:43:13 PM  
1 votes:

shortymac: Lady Indica: I know a few people who'd have loved for this to have happened, instead of being beat up and thrown out of the house, and disowned. At least this way they wouldn't have ended up on the streets for months, and in some cases years.

It hasn't happened to most I know, or even a lot, but fark me...that I can't count 'em on one hand makes me want to puke.

I forget the exact statistic but something like 30% of homeless youth are LGBT. It's farking sickening.


I'd find it interesting to see some statistics about disowned LGBT children. Maybe a breakdown on exactly who these people's parents are, something that includes region, income, education, political leanings, ethnicity, religion, etc.
2013-04-07 01:37:18 PM  
1 votes:

randomjsa: inclemency: Well that explains all your ludicrous and bullshiat anger sweetie.

I'm sorry that happened to you.

I realize that being a jackarse comes naturally to you but due try to save it. You are however not completely off base... The situation I spoke of did make me mad.

First of all, I'm not gay as my browser history could easily prove, and second of all go look in the mirror to see a waste of a human being. That you would even say something like that shows what a real quality person you are. I don't take many things personally, particularly on fark, but this is one of them. I am a vigorous defender of gay rights precisely because of how angry I was when I saw what happened all those years ago. Every time I hear some religious halfwit go on about how being gay is a choice I think back to that guy, whom I hardly even knew, and say 'Yeah, he 'choose' that...Sure he did.'

And much like the religious halfwits, you are making comments on things out of utter spite and ignorance. You are making assumptions that fit what you want to think about other people. In the case of the religious, I can at least their petty stupidity and ignorance comes from the slightly complicated psychology of dealing with their own mortality but I don't think you have such an excuse beyond just being pathetic. I wonder if everyone you know personally is the same as you or if you have constructed a good facade that you put on when dealing with your betters. In either event I pity them for even if they are as sorry as you, their association with you only makes them lower.


Don't project on to me. YOU are a waste of a human being by shilling nonsense that works against your better interests.

The worst part is that you are belligerent about it. Go away, no apologies or symtpathy are forthcoming.

Oh, and I'm a Torontonian with a gay best friend, my boss and supervisor are gay and I live happily near 'gaytown'. I wasn't being prejudiced in my implication, I thought I was preying on you... Who knew such a douchebag would care about gay rights?
2013-04-07 12:56:37 PM  
1 votes:

randomjsa: inclemency: Well that explains all your ludicrous and bullshiat anger sweetie.

I'm sorry that happened to you.

I realize that being a jackarse comes naturally to you but due try to save it. You are however not completely off base... The situation I spoke of did make me mad.

First of all, I'm not gay as my browser history could easily prove, and second of all go look in the mirror to see a waste of a human being. That you would even say something like that shows what a real quality person you are. I don't take many things personally, particularly on fark, but this is one of them. I am a vigorous defender of gay rights precisely because of how angry I was when I saw what happened all those years ago. Every time I hear some religious halfwit go on about how being gay is a choice I think back to that guy, whom I hardly even knew, and say 'Yeah, he 'choose' that...Sure he did.'

And much like the religious halfwits, you are making comments on things out of utter spite and ignorance. You are making assumptions that fit what you want to think about other people. In the case of the religious, I can at least their petty stupidity and ignorance comes from the slightly complicated psychology of dealing with their own mortality but I don't think you have such an excuse beyond just being pathetic. I wonder if everyone you know personally is the same as you or if you have constructed a good facade that you put on when dealing with your betters. In either event I pity them for even if they are as sorry as you, their association with you only makes them lower.


You should  try being gay instead of angry.  I think you'd be good at it.
2013-04-07 09:58:43 AM  
1 votes:

randomjsa: inclemency: Well that explains all your ludicrous and bullshiat anger sweetie.

I'm sorry that happened to you.

I realize that being a jackarse comes naturally to you but due try to save it. You are however not completely off base... The situation I spoke of did make me mad.

First of all, I'm not gay as my browser history could easily prove, and second of all go look in the mirror to see a waste of a human being. That you would even say something like that shows what a real quality person you are. I don't take many things personally, particularly on fark, but this is one of them. I am a vigorous defender of gay rights precisely because of how angry I was when I saw what happened all those years ago. Every time I hear some religious halfwit go on about how being gay is a choice I think back to that guy, whom I hardly even knew, and say 'Yeah, he 'choose' that...Sure he did.'

And much like the religious halfwits, you are making comments on things out of utter spite and ignorance. You are making assumptions that fit what you want to think about other people. In the case of the religious, I can at least their petty stupidity and ignorance comes from the slightly complicated psychology of dealing with their own mortality but I don't think you have such an excuse beyond just being pathetic. I wonder if everyone you know personally is the same as you or if you have constructed a good facade that you put on when dealing with your betters. In either event I pity them for even if they are as sorry as you, their association with you only makes them lower.


Defending yourself from a school-yard insult: Priceless!
2013-04-07 02:34:16 AM  
1 votes:

Maus III: My "family" tried to kill me...you pathetic meat sack.


Did you survive?
2013-04-07 02:24:41 AM  
1 votes:
Aw, satire? And here I was hoping to pick up a 16-year-old lesbian with serious daddy issues. Sigh. Guess its back to Craigslist for me.
2013-04-07 02:11:27 AM  
1 votes:
Your parody blog sucks.
2013-04-07 01:58:46 AM  
1 votes:
dopekitty74:
FTR, my sixteen yr old came out to me and her sister and a few friends as bi last year, and I was so pleased that she felt comfortable enough to do so. I never could talk to my mom about that sort of thing. She's not religious, but still very rigid and old fashioned.


It'd be more surprising for woman under 30 these days to come out as straight
2013-04-07 01:47:28 AM  
1 votes:
Christwire = Genius
2013-04-07 01:40:38 AM  
1 votes:

gingerjet: FTFA Youth leader Tyson Bowers III proudly practices abstinence and teaches his youth groups the joys of a sexless life. Tyson travels the country giving lectures to students ranging from middle school to college about the dangers of homosexuality and liberals.

This guy clearly lies for a living so why are we buying this story?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ7asbnbcqI
2013-04-07 01:37:57 AM  
1 votes:
FTFA Youth leader Tyson Bowers III proudly practices abstinence and teaches his youth groups the joys of a sexless life. Tyson travels the country giving lectures to students ranging from middle school to college about the dangers of homosexuality and liberals.

This guy clearly lies for a living so why are we buying this story?
2013-04-07 01:09:25 AM  
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Lorelle: It seems that this story was lifted from a Daily Bleach (satire site) article from last July.

This dude is quite the troll. These articles are pretty funny:

Rachael Ray Promotes Unsafe Sex Games

Katy Perry Uses Her Marinated Sinbags To Make Children Masturbate

And it's affiliated with Christwire, a well known satire site.


What's sad is that it's very possible that something like this has already happened in this country.
2013-04-07 01:03:45 AM  
1 votes:

Lorelle: It seems that this story was lifted from a Daily Bleach (satire site) article from last July.

This dude is quite the troll. These articles are pretty funny:

Rachael Ray Promotes Unsafe Sex Games

Katy Perry Uses Her Marinated Sinbags To Make Children Masturbate


And it's affiliated with Christwire, a well known satire site.
 
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