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(She's your daughter you retards)   Parents of the year put their 16 year old daughter up for adoption after learning she is gay. Too bad she couldn't have gotten away from them earlier   (tysonbowersiii.com) divider line 91
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2013-04-07 12:21:52 AM
I cannot believe that most commenters on that site thinks the story is real.  The next story is "GERMAN'S INVENT NEW GLASS TO MAKE THEM HAPPY WHEN SEEING JEWS ."
 
2013-04-07 12:52:39 AM
is she hot?
 
2013-04-07 12:57:01 AM
It seems that this story was lifted from a Daily Bleach (satire site) article from last July.

This dude is quite the troll. These articles are pretty funny:

Rachael Ray Promotes Unsafe Sex Games

Katy Perry Uses Her Marinated Sinbags To Make Children Masturbate
 
2013-04-07 01:03:45 AM

Lorelle: It seems that this story was lifted from a Daily Bleach (satire site) article from last July.

This dude is quite the troll. These articles are pretty funny:

Rachael Ray Promotes Unsafe Sex Games

Katy Perry Uses Her Marinated Sinbags To Make Children Masturbate


And it's affiliated with Christwire, a well known satire site.
 
2013-04-07 01:09:25 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Lorelle: It seems that this story was lifted from a Daily Bleach (satire site) article from last July.

This dude is quite the troll. These articles are pretty funny:

Rachael Ray Promotes Unsafe Sex Games

Katy Perry Uses Her Marinated Sinbags To Make Children Masturbate

And it's affiliated with Christwire, a well known satire site.


What's sad is that it's very possible that something like this has already happened in this country.
 
2013-04-07 01:29:29 AM

Lorelle: What's sad is that it's very possible that something like this has already happened in this country.


No, the sad thing is that people get sad over things their minds invent for no reason.
 
2013-04-07 01:35:24 AM

Lsherm: I cannot believe that most commenters on that site thinks the story is real.  The next story is "GERMAN'S INVENT NEW GLASS TO MAKE THEM HAPPY WHEN SEEING JEWS ."


But that one sounds plausible.  I can think of one type of glass the Germans might make so they'd be happier to see Jews:
www.homewetbar.com
 
2013-04-07 01:35:36 AM
The state of Southern Carolina?
 
2013-04-07 01:35:47 AM
I hear there is an opening in the Warren Family.
 
2013-04-07 01:37:46 AM
first i was like 'Sold!', then i was like 'lame.', but the i was all 'TARDS!'.
 
2013-04-07 01:37:57 AM
FTFA Youth leader Tyson Bowers III proudly practices abstinence and teaches his youth groups the joys of a sexless life. Tyson travels the country giving lectures to students ranging from middle school to college about the dangers of homosexuality and liberals.

This guy clearly lies for a living so why are we buying this story?
 
2013-04-07 01:38:29 AM
Christ.
Blovated Christ on a rascal at Woolmort.
Can we ban Christianinsanity already?
 
2013-04-07 01:38:54 AM
Because a number of mods are apparently less than intellecually gifted.
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2010/09/christwire.html
 
2013-04-07 01:39:19 AM
Was gonna say at 16 she should just get emancipated and tell her bigot parents good riddance. Then I learned I'd been had.
 
2013-04-07 01:40:38 AM

gingerjet: FTFA Youth leader Tyson Bowers III proudly practices abstinence and teaches his youth groups the joys of a sexless life. Tyson travels the country giving lectures to students ranging from middle school to college about the dangers of homosexuality and liberals.

This guy clearly lies for a living so why are we buying this story?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ7asbnbcqI
 
2013-04-07 01:41:08 AM
Ugh ... it must be late because it took me a second to catch it ... parody site....
 
2013-04-07 01:41:23 AM
Yeah, Poes law strikes again.
 
2013-04-07 01:43:48 AM
wow, the comments in the article are just as derptastic as the article itself.
 
2013-04-07 01:43:56 AM
I know a few people who'd have loved for this to have happened, instead of being beat up and thrown out of the house, and disowned. At least this way they wouldn't have ended up on the streets for months, and in some cases years.

It hasn't happened to most I know, or even a lot, but fark me...that I can't count 'em on one hand makes me want to puke.
 
2013-04-07 01:44:14 AM
Glad this is satire.   I was actually considering trying to adopt the girl, I'm only 29, but I think it could work.
 
2013-04-07 01:44:27 AM
So it's Poe's Law in reverse?
 
2013-04-07 01:46:40 AM

Colin O'Scopy: wow, the comments in the article are just as derptastic as the article itself.


Poe's Law strikes again.
 
2013-04-07 01:47:23 AM
FTFA: Youth leader GungFu III proudly practices masturbation and teaches his youth groups the joys of a sexy life. GungFu travels the country giving spankings to show students ranging from middle school to college about the dangers of abstinence, Taylor Swifting, homosexuality and liberals.
 
2013-04-07 01:47:28 AM
Christwire = Genius
 
2013-04-07 01:47:43 AM

Colin O'Scopy: wow, the comments in the article are just as derptastic as the article itself.


...or just as fake
 
2013-04-07 01:47:46 AM
Well at least they are trying to find a home for her rather than doing what I know happened to one gay guy at age 16... His parents just threw him out.
 
2013-04-07 01:48:08 AM
Awww, they changed the tag. That's no fun.
 
2013-04-07 01:49:27 AM
is the article writer in any way related to America's Best Christian?
 
2013-04-07 01:50:10 AM
i903.photobucket.com
Problem, moderator?
 
2013-04-07 01:51:03 AM

fusillade762: Awww, they changed the tag. That's no fun.


No cheating, you bastards!
 
2013-04-07 01:53:21 AM

Lorelle: It seems that this story was lifted from a Daily Bleach (satire site) article from last July.

This dude is quite the troll. These articles are pretty funny:

Rachael Ray Promotes Unsafe Sex Games

Katy Perry Uses Her Marinated Sinbags To Make Children Masturbate


The graph makes it.

tysonbowersiii.com
 
2013-04-07 01:54:16 AM
Didn't notice the fakery on my phone, but those comments were some crazy stuff.

FTR, my sixteen yr old came out to me and her sister and a few friends as bi last year, and I was so pleased that she felt comfortable enough to do so. I never could talk to my mom about that sort of thing. She's not religious, but still very rigid and old fashioned.
 
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2013-04-07 01:57:23 AM
If you look at the comments it appears that that satire site owners and paid dupes are heavily trolling everybody that was offended by the article.

Good thing that that never happens here on Fark.
 
2013-04-07 01:58:46 AM
dopekitty74:
FTR, my sixteen yr old came out to me and her sister and a few friends as bi last year, and I was so pleased that she felt comfortable enough to do so. I never could talk to my mom about that sort of thing. She's not religious, but still very rigid and old fashioned.


It'd be more surprising for woman under 30 these days to come out as straight
 
2013-04-07 01:59:50 AM
FTA:   A Southern Carolina couple have made national news by being the first parents to put their child up for adoption due to their sexuality. Usually parents give up their children because they can't raise them due to finances or because they are young and don't have the mental ability to bring up a child.

So, not really news, then.

/or wouldn't be, if it weren't satire
 
2013-04-07 02:04:43 AM
i48.tinypic.com

That's pretty hilarious with javascript off.
 
2013-04-07 02:06:45 AM
Good.  The sooner she gets away from such asshats that better off she will be.

/Yeah, yeah, I know it is satire.
 
2013-04-07 02:07:54 AM
A satirical link with the Satire tag?  It's almost enough to make a person believe in miracles.
 
2013-04-07 02:11:27 AM
Your parody blog sucks.
 
2013-04-07 02:17:07 AM

randomjsa: Well at least they are trying to find a home for her rather than doing what I know happened to one gay guy at age 16... His parents just threw him out.


Well that explains all your ludicrous and bullshiat anger sweetie.

I'm sorry that happened to you.
 
2013-04-07 02:24:41 AM
Aw, satire? And here I was hoping to pick up a 16-year-old lesbian with serious daddy issues. Sigh. Guess its back to Craigslist for me.
 
2013-04-07 02:27:52 AM
http://tysonbowersiii.com/scientists-discover-new-penile-galaxy/

from the same website. Looks like a galaxy is up for adoption also!
 
2013-04-07 02:28:12 AM
 
2013-04-07 02:29:45 AM
My "family" tried to kill me...you pathetic meat sack.
 
2013-04-07 02:34:16 AM

Maus III: My "family" tried to kill me...you pathetic meat sack.


Did you survive?
 
2013-04-07 02:36:05 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Lorelle: What's sad is that it's very possible that something like this has already happened in this country.

No, the sad thing is that people get sad over things their minds invent for no reason.


Yeah, this is like reading an Onion article and deciding that it is sad that a t-ball stand probably did pitch a no-hitter at the Special Olympics.
 
2013-04-07 03:04:20 AM
FTFA: "It was a tough choice to give up our daughter to the state, but we don't know how to handle someone who decides to live a lifestyle that we do not agree with".

Please allow me to make a suggestion. Take a long, hard look at your notions of what life, love, and parenthood is about. Think hard about what it is that drives you to think that throwing out a teenage girl given to you to rear to adulthood could possibly be the right thing to do. Instead of "praying for weeks" before deciding to do a hateful, spiteful thing, think instead about how to really do the job of creating a balanced, loving, thoughtful mind to release into the world. Stop thinking about how disappointed you are at the choice made by your daughter. Stop thinking your dreadful small mentality is better than hers. Go find yourself a minister (I don't believe you have the will and the mind to live without one) who can show you how to live as Christians ought, not as the right-wring bullies, Fox News, your "lifestyle" choices, and your current choice of religion included, try to coerce you into doing. Forget yourselves a little and try to do right by the daughter to whom you have given birth. If you can't bring yourself to do it, then it is your failing, not hers. If you succeed, through what will necessarily be great effort on your part with little help from your current milieu, you will have achieved a great thing for her, for all those around you and around her now and in the future, and most certainly for yourselves. You can congratulate yourselves in your later years. Now you have a job to do, starting with upgrading your own minds.
 
2013-04-07 03:05:53 AM
Unless you are a troll, Powers, then bite me.
 
2013-04-07 03:34:14 AM

Lorelle: Bathia_Mapes: Lorelle: It seems that this story was lifted from a Daily Bleach (satire site) article from last July.

This dude is quite the troll. These articles are pretty funny:

Rachael Ray Promotes Unsafe Sex Games

Katy Perry Uses Her Marinated Sinbags To Make Children Masturbate

And it's affiliated with Christwire, a well known satire site.

What's sad is that it's very possible that something like this has already happened in this country.


No, it's not.
 
2013-04-07 03:41:04 AM

This About That: FTFA: "It was a tough choice to give up our daughter to the state, but we don't know how to handle someone who decides to live a lifestyle that we do not agree with".

Please allow me to make a suggestion. Take a long, hard look at your notions of what life, love, and parenthood is about. Think hard about what it is that drives you to think that throwing out a teenage girl given to you to rear to adulthood could possibly be the right thing to do. Instead of "praying for weeks" before deciding to do a hateful, spiteful thing, think instead about how to really do the job of creating a balanced, loving, thoughtful mind to release into the world. Stop thinking about how disappointed you are at the choice made by your daughter. Stop thinking your dreadful small mentality is better than hers. Go find yourself a minister (I don't believe you have the will and the mind to live without one) who can show you how to live as Christians ought, not as the right-wring bullies, Fox News, your "lifestyle" choices, and your current choice of religion included, try to coerce you into doing. Forget yourselves a little and try to do right by the daughter to whom you have given birth. If you can't bring yourself to do it, then it is your failing, not hers. If you succeed, through what will necessarily be great effort on your part with little help from your current milieu, you will have achieved a great thing for her, for all those around you and around her now and in the future, and most certainly for yourselves. You can congratulate yourselves in your later years. Now you have a job to do, starting with upgrading your own minds.


1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-04-07 03:57:55 AM
Fano:Trolled Hard

Nonsense. It was a masterpiece of turning a troll back against itself, or maybe a masterpiece of explaining the obvious for the benefit of those who missed it. In no way should that post be interpreted to indicate it's author may have been taken-in by an obvious troll. Nossir.
 
2013-04-07 04:14:25 AM

Lorelle: It seems that this story was lifted from a Daily Bleach (satire site) article from last July.

This dude is quite the troll. These articles are pretty funny:

Rachael Ray Promotes Unsafe Sex Games

Katy Perry Uses Her Marinated Sinbags To Make Children Masturbate


Did anyone else with NoScript visit that page? With JS disabled there is some very odd text visible at the top.
 
2013-04-07 04:18:40 AM

Rueened: Did anyone else with NoScript visit that page? With JS disabled there is some very odd text visible at the top.


I'm not the 1st to see it then.

How embarrassing.
 
2013-04-07 04:26:29 AM

nobodyUwannaknow: Maus III: My "family" tried to kill me...you pathetic meat sack.

Did you survive?


Where's they bury him?
 
2013-04-07 07:03:14 AM

Girion47: Glad this is satire.   I was actually considering trying to adopt the girl, I'm only 29, but I think it could work.


That`s just sick.
 
2013-04-07 07:51:30 AM
Isn't satire supposed to be funny? Some might think the trolling done to get people to be rude to each other is funny, but that's the /reaction/, not the bit itself. Is there a "troll" tag instead? That would be far more appropriate..."site that generates fake news, complete with quotes, to give people something to justify their hate of other people" is, admittedly, too long for a tag....
 
2013-04-07 08:24:57 AM

God-is-a-Taco: dopekitty74:
FTR, my sixteen yr old came out to me and her sister and a few friends as bi last year, and I was so pleased that she felt comfortable enough to do so. I never could talk to my mom about that sort of thing. She's not religious, but still very rigid and old fashioned.


It'd be more surprising for woman under 30 these days to come out as straight


I'll agree with this. There is nothing wrong with fluid sexuality.
 
2013-04-07 08:46:28 AM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-07 09:33:59 AM
Not News: Fake blog crap stuff.  News: Fake blog crap stuff.  Fark:  Fake blog crap stuff.
 
2013-04-07 09:36:04 AM

inclemency: Well that explains all your ludicrous and bullshiat anger sweetie.

I'm sorry that happened to you.


I realize that being a jackarse comes naturally to you but due try to save it. You are however not completely off base... The situation I spoke of did make me mad.

First of all, I'm not gay as my browser history could easily prove, and second of all go look in the mirror to see a waste of a human being. That you would even say something like that shows what a real quality person you are. I don't take many things personally, particularly on fark, but this is one of them. I am a vigorous defender of gay rights precisely because of how angry I was when I saw what happened all those years ago. Every time I hear some religious halfwit go on about how being gay is a choice I think back to that guy, whom I hardly even knew, and say 'Yeah, he 'choose' that...Sure he did.'

And much like the religious halfwits, you are making comments on things out of utter spite and ignorance. You are making assumptions that fit what you want to think about other people. In the case of the religious, I can at least their petty stupidity and ignorance comes from the slightly complicated psychology of dealing with their own mortality but I don't think you have such an excuse beyond just being pathetic. I wonder if everyone you know personally is the same as you or if you have constructed a good facade that you put on when dealing with your betters. In either event I pity them for even if they are as sorry as you, their association with you only makes them lower.
 
2013-04-07 09:48:44 AM
Reading the liberal outrage derp here is almost as funny as the article!

This About That: "Go find yourself a minister (I don't believe you have the will and the mind to live without one) who can show you how to live as Christians ought, not as the right-wring bullies, Fox News, your "lifestyle" choices, and your current choice of religion included, try to coerce you into doing."
 
2013-04-07 09:56:32 AM

s2s2s2: I hear there is an opening in the Warren Family.


I LOLed.

+10 Internets because it's never too soon.
 
2013-04-07 09:58:43 AM

randomjsa: inclemency: Well that explains all your ludicrous and bullshiat anger sweetie.

I'm sorry that happened to you.

I realize that being a jackarse comes naturally to you but due try to save it. You are however not completely off base... The situation I spoke of did make me mad.

First of all, I'm not gay as my browser history could easily prove, and second of all go look in the mirror to see a waste of a human being. That you would even say something like that shows what a real quality person you are. I don't take many things personally, particularly on fark, but this is one of them. I am a vigorous defender of gay rights precisely because of how angry I was when I saw what happened all those years ago. Every time I hear some religious halfwit go on about how being gay is a choice I think back to that guy, whom I hardly even knew, and say 'Yeah, he 'choose' that...Sure he did.'

And much like the religious halfwits, you are making comments on things out of utter spite and ignorance. You are making assumptions that fit what you want to think about other people. In the case of the religious, I can at least their petty stupidity and ignorance comes from the slightly complicated psychology of dealing with their own mortality but I don't think you have such an excuse beyond just being pathetic. I wonder if everyone you know personally is the same as you or if you have constructed a good facade that you put on when dealing with your betters. In either event I pity them for even if they are as sorry as you, their association with you only makes them lower.


Defending yourself from a school-yard insult: Priceless!
 
2013-04-07 10:12:17 AM

randomjsa: First of all, I'm not gay as my browser history could easily prove


The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
 
2013-04-07 10:43:36 AM

IamAwake: Isn't satire supposed to be funny? Some might think the trolling done to get people to be rude to each other is funny, but that's the /reaction/, not the bit itself. Is there a "troll" tag instead? That would be far more appropriate..."site that generates fake news, complete with quotes, to give people something to justify their hate of other people" is, admittedly, too long for a tag....


I have a modest proposal for you... read a couple satires, not just fark b.s. "satire", and then say that again.
 
2013-04-07 11:17:45 AM

Girion47: Glad this is satire.   I was actually considering trying to adopt the girl, I'm only 29, but I think it could work.


You're a sick, sick, bastard.  And I love it.  Well played, sir.  Well played.
 
2013-04-07 11:51:13 AM

God-is-a-Taco: dopekitty74:
FTR, my sixteen yr old came out to me and her sister and a few friends as bi last year, and I was so pleased that she felt comfortable enough to do so. I never could talk to my mom about that sort of thing. She's not religious, but still very rigid and old fashioned.


It'd be more surprising for woman under 30 these days to come out as straight


Most women in this day and age are only a drink or 2 away from eating some pus*y
 
2013-04-07 12:27:02 PM
lol
 
2013-04-07 12:37:58 PM
This wouldn't satire if Diana Degette's son announced he joined the Republican Party, the NRA and was aiming to join the Marines.

The "throw the kid out" would be true.
 
2013-04-07 12:45:14 PM

Lady Indica: I know a few people who'd have loved for this to have happened, instead of being beat up and thrown out of the house, and disowned. At least this way they wouldn't have ended up on the streets for months, and in some cases years.

It hasn't happened to most I know, or even a lot, but fark me...that I can't count 'em on one hand makes me want to puke.


I forget the exact statistic but something like 30% of homeless youth are LGBT. It's farking sickening.
 
2013-04-07 12:56:37 PM

randomjsa: inclemency: Well that explains all your ludicrous and bullshiat anger sweetie.

I'm sorry that happened to you.

I realize that being a jackarse comes naturally to you but due try to save it. You are however not completely off base... The situation I spoke of did make me mad.

First of all, I'm not gay as my browser history could easily prove, and second of all go look in the mirror to see a waste of a human being. That you would even say something like that shows what a real quality person you are. I don't take many things personally, particularly on fark, but this is one of them. I am a vigorous defender of gay rights precisely because of how angry I was when I saw what happened all those years ago. Every time I hear some religious halfwit go on about how being gay is a choice I think back to that guy, whom I hardly even knew, and say 'Yeah, he 'choose' that...Sure he did.'

And much like the religious halfwits, you are making comments on things out of utter spite and ignorance. You are making assumptions that fit what you want to think about other people. In the case of the religious, I can at least their petty stupidity and ignorance comes from the slightly complicated psychology of dealing with their own mortality but I don't think you have such an excuse beyond just being pathetic. I wonder if everyone you know personally is the same as you or if you have constructed a good facade that you put on when dealing with your betters. In either event I pity them for even if they are as sorry as you, their association with you only makes them lower.


You should  try being gay instead of angry.  I think you'd be good at it.
 
2013-04-07 01:37:18 PM

randomjsa: inclemency: Well that explains all your ludicrous and bullshiat anger sweetie.

I'm sorry that happened to you.

I realize that being a jackarse comes naturally to you but due try to save it. You are however not completely off base... The situation I spoke of did make me mad.

First of all, I'm not gay as my browser history could easily prove, and second of all go look in the mirror to see a waste of a human being. That you would even say something like that shows what a real quality person you are. I don't take many things personally, particularly on fark, but this is one of them. I am a vigorous defender of gay rights precisely because of how angry I was when I saw what happened all those years ago. Every time I hear some religious halfwit go on about how being gay is a choice I think back to that guy, whom I hardly even knew, and say 'Yeah, he 'choose' that...Sure he did.'

And much like the religious halfwits, you are making comments on things out of utter spite and ignorance. You are making assumptions that fit what you want to think about other people. In the case of the religious, I can at least their petty stupidity and ignorance comes from the slightly complicated psychology of dealing with their own mortality but I don't think you have such an excuse beyond just being pathetic. I wonder if everyone you know personally is the same as you or if you have constructed a good facade that you put on when dealing with your betters. In either event I pity them for even if they are as sorry as you, their association with you only makes them lower.


Don't project on to me. YOU are a waste of a human being by shilling nonsense that works against your better interests.

The worst part is that you are belligerent about it. Go away, no apologies or symtpathy are forthcoming.

Oh, and I'm a Torontonian with a gay best friend, my boss and supervisor are gay and I live happily near 'gaytown'. I wasn't being prejudiced in my implication, I thought I was preying on you... Who knew such a douchebag would care about gay rights?
 
2013-04-07 01:43:13 PM

shortymac: Lady Indica: I know a few people who'd have loved for this to have happened, instead of being beat up and thrown out of the house, and disowned. At least this way they wouldn't have ended up on the streets for months, and in some cases years.

It hasn't happened to most I know, or even a lot, but fark me...that I can't count 'em on one hand makes me want to puke.

I forget the exact statistic but something like 30% of homeless youth are LGBT. It's farking sickening.


I'd find it interesting to see some statistics about disowned LGBT children. Maybe a breakdown on exactly who these people's parents are, something that includes region, income, education, political leanings, ethnicity, religion, etc.
 
2013-04-07 02:46:56 PM

shortymac: I forget the exact statistic but something like 30% of homeless youth are LGBT. It's farking sickening.


I don't know how things are now, but when I was a young'un back in the 1980s, being disowned and thrown out of the house was a common reaction to parents finding out you were gay.  There were a lot of LGBT people in my college town doing college one class at a time, as they could afford it, because their parents had cut off funding and thrown them out.
 
2013-04-07 03:15:14 PM

wellreadneck: shortymac: Lady Indica: I know a few people who'd have loved for this to have happened, instead of being beat up and thrown out of the house, and disowned. At least this way they wouldn't have ended up on the streets for months, and in some cases years.

It hasn't happened to most I know, or even a lot, but fark me...that I can't count 'em on one hand makes me want to puke.

I forget the exact statistic but something like 30% of homeless youth are LGBT. It's farking sickening.

I'd find it interesting to see some statistics about disowned LGBT children. Maybe a breakdown on exactly who these people's parents are, something that includes region, income, education, political leanings, ethnicity, religion, etc.


Me too, I'm sure someone did research. The one friend of mine it happened to (social services got involved so he went back to his family) his parents were conservative catholic.
 
2013-04-07 03:48:25 PM

fusillade762: Was gonna say at 16 she should just get emancipated and tell her bigot parents good riddance.


You'd be surprised how hard this is. To me that seems like an obvious choice for anyone who's like 15+ and in long-term foster care, but it's actually a bit hard to do. Children don't have legal standing to seek emancipation, don't have any assets of their own (particularly if they have been in foster care in the past), and are likely to have been moved around (against their will) making it difficult to maintain a job. In many states children need to obtain at least those three things to even be eligible for emancipation, let alone to win it.

And even once emancipated they face some difficult because many laws and policies discriminate by age rather than legal status; an emancipated 17-year-old that has graduated from high-school still cannot work in a convenience store because they cannot sell alcohol or cigarettes. They likely will have trouble obtaining housing because of policies set by landlords and a lack of legal protection against age discrimination. It's a bad time all around.

/ We could end all of this if we treated children like real people instead of their parent's property
 
2013-04-07 04:02:22 PM

IamAwake: Isn't satire supposed to be funny?....


Yeah. Animal Farm was just hysterical.
 
2013-04-07 04:04:26 PM

meanmutton: Lorelle: Bathia_Mapes: Lorelle: It seems that this story was lifted from a Daily Bleach (satire site) article from last July.

This dude is quite the troll. These articles are pretty funny:

Rachael Ray Promotes Unsafe Sex Games

Katy Perry Uses Her Marinated Sinbags To Make Children Masturbate

And it's affiliated with Christwire, a well known satire site.

What's sad is that it's very possible that something like this has already happened in this country.

No, it's not.


Would you really be surprised to learn that fundie parents would despise and disown their gay child?
 
2013-04-07 04:10:48 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: Would you really be surprised to learn that fundie parents would despise and disown their gay child?


Wasn't that a plot-point from the movie V for Vendetta?  Like I think the prisoner in the adjourning cell next to "V" was a lesbian woman whose parents had basically done just that, and part of his motive was to get revenge on her behalf.
 
2013-04-07 04:59:38 PM
bastard happy children.  they should be SAD dammit
 SAD
CAUSE MYG RIFLREIND ISN"T MARRYING ME
 
2013-04-07 06:09:43 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: bastard happy children.  they should be SAD dammit
 SAD
CAUSE MYG RIFLREIND ISN"T MARRYING ME


Why? Because you're dyslexic?
 
2013-04-07 06:12:00 PM
There is some weapons-grade derp in the comments:  "Actually, if you know how to pray, it HAS been proven to do amazing things. And yes meditation is prayer."
 
2013-04-07 06:16:42 PM

Dellirium: Jon iz teh kewl: bastard happy children.  they should be SAD dammit
 SAD
CAUSE MYG RIFLREIND ISN"T MARRYING ME

Why? Because you're dyslexic?


I think he types with his face.
 
2013-04-07 06:49:12 PM
This guy might take in another.

media.irishcentral.com
 
2013-04-07 07:16:43 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: Would you really be surprised to learn that fundie parents would despise and disown their gay child?


No, I wouldn't.
 
2013-04-07 07:58:46 PM

shortymac: Lady Indica: I know a few people who'd have loved for this to have happened, instead of being beat up and thrown out of the house, and disowned. At least this way they wouldn't have ended up on the streets for months, and in some cases years.

It hasn't happened to most I know, or even a lot, but fark me...that I can't count 'em on one hand makes me want to puke.

I forget the exact statistic but something like 30% of homeless youth are LGBT. It's farking sickening.


Being homeless makes you gay?
 
2013-04-07 09:34:59 PM

untaken_name: shortymac: Lady Indica: I know a few people who'd have loved for this to have happened, instead of being beat up and thrown out of the house, and disowned. At least this way they wouldn't have ended up on the streets for months, and in some cases years.

It hasn't happened to most I know, or even a lot, but fark me...that I can't count 'em on one hand makes me want to puke.

I forget the exact statistic but something like 30% of homeless youth are LGBT. It's farking sickening.

Being homeless makes you gay?


No, LGBT kids get thrown out and disowned by their asshole families, then end up homeless.
 
2013-04-08 01:05:09 AM

untaken_name: shortymac: Lady Indica: I know a few people who'd have loved for this to have happened, instead of being beat up and thrown out of the house, and disowned. At least this way they wouldn't have ended up on the streets for months, and in some cases years.

It hasn't happened to most I know, or even a lot, but fark me...that I can't count 'em on one hand makes me want to puke.

I forget the exact statistic but something like 30% of homeless youth are LGBT. It's farking sickening.

Being homeless makes you gay?


Gay for pay maybe...if they're desperate
 
2013-04-08 05:23:02 PM
What is this guy's Fark handle? He should have a master's degree in trolling.
 
2013-04-08 11:03:54 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Mambo Bananapatch: Would you really be surprised to learn that fundie parents would despise and disown their gay child?

No, I wouldn't.


AH!  The modmin!

/shouldn't have changed the tag, it would have gone on longer.
 
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