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(She's your daughter you retards)   Parents of the year put their 16 year old daughter up for adoption after learning she is gay. Too bad she couldn't have gotten away from them earlier   (tysonbowersiii.com) divider line 91
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2013-04-07 12:21:52 AM
I cannot believe that most commenters on that site thinks the story is real.  The next story is "GERMAN'S INVENT NEW GLASS TO MAKE THEM HAPPY WHEN SEEING JEWS ."
 
2013-04-07 12:52:39 AM
is she hot?
 
2013-04-07 12:57:01 AM
It seems that this story was lifted from a Daily Bleach (satire site) article from last July.

This dude is quite the troll. These articles are pretty funny:

Rachael Ray Promotes Unsafe Sex Games

Katy Perry Uses Her Marinated Sinbags To Make Children Masturbate
 
2013-04-07 01:03:45 AM

Lorelle: It seems that this story was lifted from a Daily Bleach (satire site) article from last July.

This dude is quite the troll. These articles are pretty funny:

Rachael Ray Promotes Unsafe Sex Games

Katy Perry Uses Her Marinated Sinbags To Make Children Masturbate


And it's affiliated with Christwire, a well known satire site.
 
2013-04-07 01:09:25 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Lorelle: It seems that this story was lifted from a Daily Bleach (satire site) article from last July.

This dude is quite the troll. These articles are pretty funny:

Rachael Ray Promotes Unsafe Sex Games

Katy Perry Uses Her Marinated Sinbags To Make Children Masturbate

And it's affiliated with Christwire, a well known satire site.


What's sad is that it's very possible that something like this has already happened in this country.
 
2013-04-07 01:29:29 AM

Lorelle: What's sad is that it's very possible that something like this has already happened in this country.


No, the sad thing is that people get sad over things their minds invent for no reason.
 
2013-04-07 01:35:24 AM

Lsherm: I cannot believe that most commenters on that site thinks the story is real.  The next story is "GERMAN'S INVENT NEW GLASS TO MAKE THEM HAPPY WHEN SEEING JEWS ."


But that one sounds plausible.  I can think of one type of glass the Germans might make so they'd be happier to see Jews:
www.homewetbar.com
 
2013-04-07 01:35:36 AM
The state of Southern Carolina?
 
2013-04-07 01:35:47 AM
I hear there is an opening in the Warren Family.
 
2013-04-07 01:37:46 AM
first i was like 'Sold!', then i was like 'lame.', but the i was all 'TARDS!'.
 
2013-04-07 01:37:57 AM
FTFA Youth leader Tyson Bowers III proudly practices abstinence and teaches his youth groups the joys of a sexless life. Tyson travels the country giving lectures to students ranging from middle school to college about the dangers of homosexuality and liberals.

This guy clearly lies for a living so why are we buying this story?
 
2013-04-07 01:38:29 AM
Christ.
Blovated Christ on a rascal at Woolmort.
Can we ban Christianinsanity already?
 
2013-04-07 01:38:54 AM
Because a number of mods are apparently less than intellecually gifted.
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2010/09/christwire.html
 
2013-04-07 01:39:19 AM
Was gonna say at 16 she should just get emancipated and tell her bigot parents good riddance. Then I learned I'd been had.
 
2013-04-07 01:40:38 AM

gingerjet: FTFA Youth leader Tyson Bowers III proudly practices abstinence and teaches his youth groups the joys of a sexless life. Tyson travels the country giving lectures to students ranging from middle school to college about the dangers of homosexuality and liberals.

This guy clearly lies for a living so why are we buying this story?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ7asbnbcqI
 
2013-04-07 01:41:08 AM
Ugh ... it must be late because it took me a second to catch it ... parody site....
 
2013-04-07 01:41:23 AM
Yeah, Poes law strikes again.
 
2013-04-07 01:43:48 AM
wow, the comments in the article are just as derptastic as the article itself.
 
2013-04-07 01:43:56 AM
I know a few people who'd have loved for this to have happened, instead of being beat up and thrown out of the house, and disowned. At least this way they wouldn't have ended up on the streets for months, and in some cases years.

It hasn't happened to most I know, or even a lot, but fark me...that I can't count 'em on one hand makes me want to puke.
 
2013-04-07 01:44:14 AM
Glad this is satire.   I was actually considering trying to adopt the girl, I'm only 29, but I think it could work.
 
2013-04-07 01:44:27 AM
So it's Poe's Law in reverse?
 
2013-04-07 01:46:40 AM

Colin O'Scopy: wow, the comments in the article are just as derptastic as the article itself.


Poe's Law strikes again.
 
2013-04-07 01:47:23 AM
FTFA: Youth leader GungFu III proudly practices masturbation and teaches his youth groups the joys of a sexy life. GungFu travels the country giving spankings to show students ranging from middle school to college about the dangers of abstinence, Taylor Swifting, homosexuality and liberals.
 
2013-04-07 01:47:28 AM
Christwire = Genius
 
2013-04-07 01:47:43 AM

Colin O'Scopy: wow, the comments in the article are just as derptastic as the article itself.


...or just as fake
 
2013-04-07 01:47:46 AM
Well at least they are trying to find a home for her rather than doing what I know happened to one gay guy at age 16... His parents just threw him out.
 
2013-04-07 01:48:08 AM
Awww, they changed the tag. That's no fun.
 
2013-04-07 01:49:27 AM
is the article writer in any way related to America's Best Christian?
 
2013-04-07 01:50:10 AM
i903.photobucket.com
Problem, moderator?
 
2013-04-07 01:51:03 AM

fusillade762: Awww, they changed the tag. That's no fun.


No cheating, you bastards!
 
2013-04-07 01:53:21 AM

Lorelle: It seems that this story was lifted from a Daily Bleach (satire site) article from last July.

This dude is quite the troll. These articles are pretty funny:

Rachael Ray Promotes Unsafe Sex Games

Katy Perry Uses Her Marinated Sinbags To Make Children Masturbate


The graph makes it.

tysonbowersiii.com
 
2013-04-07 01:54:16 AM
Didn't notice the fakery on my phone, but those comments were some crazy stuff.

FTR, my sixteen yr old came out to me and her sister and a few friends as bi last year, and I was so pleased that she felt comfortable enough to do so. I never could talk to my mom about that sort of thing. She's not religious, but still very rigid and old fashioned.
 
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2013-04-07 01:57:23 AM
If you look at the comments it appears that that satire site owners and paid dupes are heavily trolling everybody that was offended by the article.

Good thing that that never happens here on Fark.
 
2013-04-07 01:58:46 AM
dopekitty74:
FTR, my sixteen yr old came out to me and her sister and a few friends as bi last year, and I was so pleased that she felt comfortable enough to do so. I never could talk to my mom about that sort of thing. She's not religious, but still very rigid and old fashioned.


It'd be more surprising for woman under 30 these days to come out as straight
 
2013-04-07 01:59:50 AM
FTA:   A Southern Carolina couple have made national news by being the first parents to put their child up for adoption due to their sexuality. Usually parents give up their children because they can't raise them due to finances or because they are young and don't have the mental ability to bring up a child.

So, not really news, then.

/or wouldn't be, if it weren't satire
 
2013-04-07 02:04:43 AM
i48.tinypic.com

That's pretty hilarious with javascript off.
 
2013-04-07 02:06:45 AM
Good.  The sooner she gets away from such asshats that better off she will be.

/Yeah, yeah, I know it is satire.
 
2013-04-07 02:07:54 AM
A satirical link with the Satire tag?  It's almost enough to make a person believe in miracles.
 
2013-04-07 02:11:27 AM
Your parody blog sucks.
 
2013-04-07 02:17:07 AM

randomjsa: Well at least they are trying to find a home for her rather than doing what I know happened to one gay guy at age 16... His parents just threw him out.


Well that explains all your ludicrous and bullshiat anger sweetie.

I'm sorry that happened to you.
 
2013-04-07 02:24:41 AM
Aw, satire? And here I was hoping to pick up a 16-year-old lesbian with serious daddy issues. Sigh. Guess its back to Craigslist for me.
 
2013-04-07 02:27:52 AM
http://tysonbowersiii.com/scientists-discover-new-penile-galaxy/

from the same website. Looks like a galaxy is up for adoption also!
 
2013-04-07 02:28:12 AM
 
2013-04-07 02:29:45 AM
My "family" tried to kill me...you pathetic meat sack.
 
2013-04-07 02:34:16 AM

Maus III: My "family" tried to kill me...you pathetic meat sack.


Did you survive?
 
2013-04-07 02:36:05 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Lorelle: What's sad is that it's very possible that something like this has already happened in this country.

No, the sad thing is that people get sad over things their minds invent for no reason.


Yeah, this is like reading an Onion article and deciding that it is sad that a t-ball stand probably did pitch a no-hitter at the Special Olympics.
 
2013-04-07 03:04:20 AM
FTFA: "It was a tough choice to give up our daughter to the state, but we don't know how to handle someone who decides to live a lifestyle that we do not agree with".

Please allow me to make a suggestion. Take a long, hard look at your notions of what life, love, and parenthood is about. Think hard about what it is that drives you to think that throwing out a teenage girl given to you to rear to adulthood could possibly be the right thing to do. Instead of "praying for weeks" before deciding to do a hateful, spiteful thing, think instead about how to really do the job of creating a balanced, loving, thoughtful mind to release into the world. Stop thinking about how disappointed you are at the choice made by your daughter. Stop thinking your dreadful small mentality is better than hers. Go find yourself a minister (I don't believe you have the will and the mind to live without one) who can show you how to live as Christians ought, not as the right-wring bullies, Fox News, your "lifestyle" choices, and your current choice of religion included, try to coerce you into doing. Forget yourselves a little and try to do right by the daughter to whom you have given birth. If you can't bring yourself to do it, then it is your failing, not hers. If you succeed, through what will necessarily be great effort on your part with little help from your current milieu, you will have achieved a great thing for her, for all those around you and around her now and in the future, and most certainly for yourselves. You can congratulate yourselves in your later years. Now you have a job to do, starting with upgrading your own minds.
 
2013-04-07 03:05:53 AM
Unless you are a troll, Powers, then bite me.
 
2013-04-07 03:34:14 AM

Lorelle: Bathia_Mapes: Lorelle: It seems that this story was lifted from a Daily Bleach (satire site) article from last July.

This dude is quite the troll. These articles are pretty funny:

Rachael Ray Promotes Unsafe Sex Games

Katy Perry Uses Her Marinated Sinbags To Make Children Masturbate

And it's affiliated with Christwire, a well known satire site.

What's sad is that it's very possible that something like this has already happened in this country.


No, it's not.
 
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