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(Daily Mail)   Love concierge specializes in turning successful Silicon Valley geeks into sexy Silicon Valley studmuffins. mostly by telling them Weird Science was just a movie and that they should spend $20K and up on better wardrobe and bleached teeth   ( divider line
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2013-04-07 01:15:30 PM  
3 votes:

Mandapants: According to Vanity Fair, when the 36=year-old CEO of Linux Dating started 'Cougar Night'

I was curious about this, so I followed the link and ended up at "Linx Dating".

<insert Daily Fail comment here>

Seriously, is reading comprehension so hard? I'm actually disappointed because I wanted to know what Linux Dating would be.

Will you go out with me?
sudo will you go out with me?
2013-04-07 08:45:57 AM  
3 votes:
Sounds expensive, I'll stick with my three wolf moon shirt.
2013-04-06 09:02:17 PM  
3 votes:
FTA: "Anderson's colleague, Nina Ericson, admits that she often encounters men who think they engineer the perfect woman. 'I have a lot who say, "I want a 105-pound Olympian, Ivy League-educated triathlete,"' she says, 'they aren't going to find that on Thursday at the Rosewood.'
2013-04-07 02:39:47 AM  
2 votes:
'A lot have been incredibly successful because of their analytical minds,' Andersen told the magazine, 'but women don't want to be out with a cyborg.'

Well, that depends. Is the cyborg programmed with multiple techniques?
2013-04-07 11:12:30 PM  
1 vote:

Mandapants: Seriously, is reading comprehension so hard? I'm actually disappointed because I wanted to know what Linux Dating would be.

Bunch of neck-beards lingering at the tail end of a slashdot thread, one-upping each other's neglected printer daemon uptime output.
2013-04-07 01:09:00 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe they don't like malacas.
2013-04-07 12:53:25 PM  
1 vote:
Ha, I happened to be a random "friend in common" of two people in Silicon Valley who were on a blind date. Those two should never have been paired up ... but honestly the super-talented engineer was a socially-awkward nightmare. Nice, but never learned how to exist around people. (But hey, if socially-awkward engineers never find someone who accepts them, I wouldn't be here. Hi Dad!)
2013-04-07 12:35:54 PM  
1 vote:
"Money fixes everything. I cannot recommend it enough. Great enormous boo-yah ginormous gobs of money turned me into a chick magnet. Try my newly released 'Goofus Techie to Billionaire Stud' method free for 14 days."
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2013-04-07 09:30:38 AM  
1 vote:

Tyrone Slothrop: Sid_6.7: pxlboy: You'd think with all that money it might occur to some of them to hire a personal trainer, update the wardrobe, etc.

But they also know that money can get you a partner who would otherwise be out of your league.

If one really wants to "get" a partnet (i.e. the person is not just in it for the money) then they need, one word:


And I mean in social situations. Confidence is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Money just helps instill it so much that it tends to overshadow other sources. Social graces also help immensely. If you can't social your way out of a paper family gathering, then good f*cking luck!

"Confidence" is just what women tell themselves to avoid admitting they like dating arseholes.

I GISed "investment banker", and this was at the top of the page:
2013-04-07 05:00:19 AM  
1 vote:
Or you could find a woman that likes you the way you are...

/just sayin'
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