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(Austin Statesman)   Troopers found several items destroyed inside the office and the word "surcharge" written in feces on the wall of the lobby, the affidavit said   (statesman.com) divider line 69
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-04-06 09:14:01 PM
Texas is one of the states that has a tax on driver's license points to raise revenue. It's called a "surcharge." There is also a surcharge for paying the surcharge, because the state contracted collection to a private vendor and allowed a markup.

So basically I'm saying this guy is a hero. A sick hero.
 
2013-04-06 09:39:37 PM
What is is Fark handle?
 
2013-04-06 10:20:32 PM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

In the interest of keeping business associates confidential, it is this company's position to say no comment.
 
2013-04-06 10:21:12 PM
Okay, surcharge coming out.
 
2013-04-06 10:23:08 PM
It's probably the only time anyone in the history of humankind has written the word "surcharge" in feces.

I enjoy unique and momentous occasions.
 
2013-04-06 10:25:31 PM
Damn. Too bad it wasn't a bank.

/nice try though. Consolation prize is jail time.
 
2013-04-06 10:25:56 PM

ZAZ: Texas is one of the states that has a tax on driver's license points to raise revenue. It's called a "surcharge." There is also a surcharge for paying the surcharge, because the state contracted collection to a private vendor and allowed a markup.

So basically I'm saying this guy is a hero. A sick hero.


I had no idea what the backstory was, but I had an idea the man was a hero.  Thanks for the confirmation.

Shine on feces writing crazy person.
 
2013-04-06 10:26:56 PM
Yeah, whatever, good for this person...

More importantly, I just realized there is a "weird" tag....and a "strange" tag...

Wtf Fark?
 
2013-04-06 10:27:26 PM
If you have ever had the pleasure of waiting in line at that DPS to get a renewal, you would feel like doing the same thing.
 
2013-04-06 10:29:49 PM
That's "mad as hell and can't take it anymore" crazy.
 
2013-04-06 10:30:25 PM
I've tried to get justification for surcharges.  The answers I've received have all basically boiled down to, "because, fark you, we can."

Hero tag applies.
 
2013-04-06 10:31:48 PM
Another satisfied customer, eh DPS?
 
2013-04-06 10:31:58 PM
First spray painting "Sorry," now stink-fisting "Surcharge."

Stay strong America.
 
2013-04-06 10:35:11 PM
An odd and disturbing trend.  This is the third instance I've heard of right-wing crazies writing stuff on a wall in shiat.

/Tea bagger offshoot known as shiat baggers?
 
2013-04-06 10:36:23 PM
That's some real shiat right there.
 
2013-04-06 10:39:25 PM
So ...

Do you bring the feces with you in a bag and then smear it?

Or, do you drop trau and produce it on site?
 
2013-04-06 10:41:14 PM

lordargent: So ...

Do you bring the feces with you in a bag and then smear it?

Or, do you drop trau and produce it on site?


I'm prepare with a night of Indian? I dunno, warm feces probably spreads better.
 
2013-04-06 10:42:30 PM

cretinbob: What is is Fark handle?


It's a name you make up for posting on Fark, but that's not important right now.
 
2013-04-06 10:44:36 PM
So annoying when you can't get your pen to work
 
2013-04-06 10:45:10 PM
simpsonswiki.net

Are Patty and Selma okay?
 
2013-04-06 10:45:45 PM

cretinbob: What is is Fark handle?


Depends on what your definition of is is.
 
2013-04-06 10:46:02 PM
I wonder if you can get fingerprints from shiat smear?
 
2013-04-06 10:46:10 PM
i also dislike surcharges. so, another vote for 'hero'.

not sure about vandalizing the cars, tho...
 
2013-04-06 10:47:14 PM

sanriosucks: More importantly, I just realized there is a "weird" tag....and a "strange" tag...

Wtf Fark?


Well strange means something unfamiliar, or different from the ordinary while weird has a semblance of the fantastic or mysterious, something which arouses suspicion or awe.

So in terms of Fark stories, "strange" would be an article about a Republican politician denouncing the benefits of trickle down economics and state sponsored homophobia while a "weird" story would be if the same scenario happened inside the bowels of a time-travelling, Viking submarine.
 
2013-04-06 10:47:44 PM

lilbjorn: An odd and disturbing trend.  This is the third instance I've heard of right-wing crazies writing stuff on a wall in shiat.

/Tea bagger offshoot known as shiat baggers?


Us Tea baggers keep our crazy to our gerns and our jerbs...it's the libs that masturbate every night to government involvement and then blame everyone else when they're broke after paying said taxes and surcharges.

You get a 2/10 because it was decent...but you're still pathetic to try to turn a "run of the mill crazy" into a political issue.
 
2013-04-06 10:49:39 PM

IbiEvacua: lordargent: So ...

Do you bring the feces with you in a bag and then smear it?

Or, do you drop trau and produce it on site?

I'm prepare with a night of Indian? I dunno, warm feces probably spreads better.


" cured feces" however is liable to be a more easliy wieldable writing impliment.. like say... chalk, or, a  large crayon.

talent, of course would to have projectile diarrhea and have the muscle control to "spray paint" the words
 
2013-04-06 10:51:45 PM

lilbjorn: An odd and disturbing trend.  This is the third instance I've heard of right-wing crazies writing stuff on a wall in shiat.

/Tea bagger offshoot known as shiat baggers?


I'm interested in learning how you divined the shiat-smearer's political leanings.
 
2013-04-06 10:52:58 PM

ZAZ: So basically I'm saying this guy is a hero. A sick hero.


Because he's the hero Texas deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, they'll jail him, because he can take it. Because he's not their hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Shiatter.
 
2013-04-06 10:55:28 PM
This makes sense, but I'm concerned there's a lack of consistency. Oh well, maybe I'll just voice my grievance by writing "featured partner" on the wall with my feces..
 
2013-04-06 10:57:21 PM
Anybody else read the headline and hope it was Ticketmaster?  Maybe this will give some enterprising young vandal an idea.
 
2013-04-06 10:59:38 PM

MasterThief: ZAZ: So basically I'm saying this guy is a hero. A sick hero.

Because he's the hero Texas deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, they'll jail him, because he can take it. Because he's not their hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Shiatter.


applause.gif
 
2013-04-06 11:00:13 PM

thorthor: I wonder if you can get fingerprints from shiat smear?


probably not, but you can get the culprit's DNA...
 
2013-04-06 11:03:03 PM

sanriosucks: This makes sense, but I'm concerned there's a lack of consistency. Oh well, maybe I'll just voice my grievance by writing "featured partner" on the wall with my feces..


ADBlock fixes that.. But throwing crap at Drews house could be cathartic.
 
2013-04-06 11:04:01 PM
The aristocrats.
 
2013-04-06 11:04:05 PM

biohazard76: thorthor: I wonder if you can get fingerprints from shiat smear?

probably not, but you can get the culprit's DNA...


assuming the culprit used his own poop...

you know.. just saying.. and that's what I'm talking about.
 
2013-04-06 11:06:03 PM
So he voided his bowels for the government.
 
2013-04-06 11:12:48 PM

OgreMagi: I've tried to get justification for surcharges.  The answers I've received have all basically boiled down to, "because, fark you, we can."

Hero tag applies.




I thought anytime government used the word surcharge or fee, it was just a way to raise tax revenue without using the word tax. Which has the letter x in it, like sex, and therefore must be trouble.
 
2013-04-06 11:12:58 PM
No equipment was missing, and there was no evidence that sensitive information was compromised, officials said.

I don't think I would ever assume that someone who smears shiat on the walls could be a clever hacker.
 
2013-04-06 11:17:15 PM
Reminds me of the search in Austin 20 or so years back where properties were trying to catch the "Mad bomber". A person who went into building stairwells and left a load. They finally caught him, but after scores of "Bombs". Heh. I love Austin, visit my Mom there regularly, but it has become somewhat coarse in the quarter century I've been away.Still visit a lot of the old places, but I've gone from being an older teenager, to just...Well old.
 
2013-04-06 11:18:05 PM

Cerebral Knievel: biohazard76: thorthor: I wonder if you can get fingerprints from shiat smear?

probably not, but you can get the culprit's DNA...

assuming the culprit used his own poop...

you know.. just saying.. and that's what I'm talking about.


Ive never watched CSI, but I'm thinking this may be a viable plotline. "But what if it wasn't his shiat"? Dun dun daaaaaa......
 
2013-04-06 11:18:09 PM

biohazard76: thorthor: I wonder if you can get fingerprints from shiat smear?

probably not, but you can get the culprit's DNA...


All I know is that you can't dust for vomit.
 
2013-04-06 11:20:22 PM

andychrist420: Anybody else read the headline and hope it was Ticketmaster?  Maybe this will give some enterprising young vandal an idea.


Yes.
 
2013-04-06 11:25:45 PM

mutterfark: OgreMagi: I've tried to get justification for surcharges.  The answers I've received have all basically boiled down to, "because, fark you, we can."

Hero tag applies.

I thought anytime government used the word surcharge or fee, it was just a way to raise tax revenue without using the word tax. Which has the letter x in it, like sex, and therefore must be trouble.


That and taxes must be voted on.  Whereas "fees" and "surcharges" can generally just be added for any reason.  At least in California.
 
2013-04-06 11:30:42 PM
Rufus Lee King

"You FARK types"
Like.. um.. you?? ;)
 
2013-04-06 11:30:47 PM

sanriosucks: Yeah, whatever, good for this person...

More importantly, I just realized there is a "weird" tag....and a "strange" tag...

Wtf Fark?


Strange tag was designed for threads dealing with sexy time.
 
2013-04-06 11:34:50 PM

Rufus Lee King: thorthor: Rufus Lee King

"You FARK types"
Like.. um.. you?? ;)

Yeah, I know. It's rough.


I feel your pain, bro.
 
2013-04-06 11:36:16 PM
I'm not sure I agree with those who are calling for a hero tag for this guy. Now, if he'd gone to the state office, where decisions about surcharges are made by the bureaucrats who make them, for his protest/vandalizing, then I'd say he'd warrant a hero tag.
The local office is hardly to blame.
 
2013-04-06 11:39:17 PM

Rufus Lee King: You FARK types really like anything dealing with the subject of excrement.

Might have problems that you don't even know about.


Cmon, you gotta admit that writing "surcharge" in excrement is pretty hilarious.
 
2013-04-06 11:44:58 PM
a great protest starts with the first cry of rebellion. i look forward to seeing the C/W music video.
 
2013-04-06 11:56:14 PM

thorthor: Cerebral Knievel: biohazard76: thorthor: I wonder if you can get fingerprints from shiat smear?

probably not, but you can get the culprit's DNA...

assuming the culprit used his own poop...

you know.. just saying.. and that's what I'm talking about.

Ive never watched CSI, but I'm thinking this may be a viable plotline. "But what if it wasn't his shiat"? Dun dun daaaaaa......


She keeps someone in the basement to produce it for her. ;)
 
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