If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(AZ Family)   Just got arrested for sending texts to a cop asking him if he wants to buy drugs? Turn that frown in your mugshot upside down   (azfamily.com) divider line 12
    More: Dumbass  
•       •       •

11744 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Apr 2013 at 12:23 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2013-04-07 01:07:13 AM
5 votes:
My best wrong number happened a few years ago, I was in bed reading when the phone rang, I looked at the clock and wondered who would be calling me at 2 AM, it was a woman, obviously drunk, asking for Wayne, I told her she had the wrong number and hung up, not 3 minutes later the phone rings again, this time I look at the caller ID, it says "Brenda Sxxxxx" the same as the last call, I answer and sure enough "is Wayne there?" I tell her wrong number again and hang up, about 5 minutes pass and the drunk wench calls me back, this time I answer "Look Brenda, Wayne isn't here" there is a pause then "how did you know who I wanted" then another pause and a considerably sober "How do you know who I am" at this I do my best Hannibal Lecter impersonation " I know all about you Brenda, You are all alone tonight aren't you Brenda, Would you like some company tonight Brenda?" at that I hear a squeak and she hangs up never to call again.


/The book I was reading was "work hard and be nice to people" it was tripe anyway.
2013-04-07 01:52:53 AM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-07 01:49:41 AM
4 votes:
fc02.deviantart.net
2013-04-07 01:09:08 AM
3 votes:

fusillade762: Warrenton? Hell I live in Oregon and I have no idea where that is. Well, I do now since I looked it up...


You live in Oregon and don't know where it is? Well, take a look out the window and that's about where. But it's north of California and south of Washington, if that helps any.
2013-04-07 12:49:28 AM
3 votes:
s22.postimg.org
2013-04-06 10:02:22 PM
3 votes:
Grumpy cat died and came back as a meth head.

www.deargrumpycat.com
2013-04-07 01:00:14 AM
2 votes:
Twins!

meggardiner.files.wordpress.commedia.azfamily.com
2013-04-07 12:43:02 AM
2 votes:

fusillade762: Warrenton? Hell I live in Oregon and I have no idea where that is. Well, I do now since I looked it up...



You're too late, dude. She's in the clink.
2013-04-07 01:39:33 AM
1 votes:
That's no frown, that's meth mouth!
2013-04-07 01:35:47 AM
1 votes:

Pribar: My best wrong number happened a few years ago, I was in bed reading when the phone rang, I looked at the clock and wondered who would be calling me at 2 AM, it was a woman, obviously drunk, asking for Wayne, I told her she had the wrong number and hung up, not 3 minutes later the phone rings again, this time I look at the caller ID, it says "Brenda Sxxxxx" the same as the last call, I answer and sure enough "is Wayne there?" I tell her wrong number again and hang up, about 5 minutes pass and the drunk wench calls me back, this time I answer "Look Brenda, Wayne isn't here" there is a pause then "how did you know who I wanted" then another pause and a considerably sober "How do you know who I am" at this I do my best Hannibal Lecter impersonation " I know all about you Brenda, You are all alone tonight aren't you Brenda, Would you like some company tonight Brenda?" at that I hear a squeak and she hangs up never to call again.


/The book I was reading was "work hard and be nice to people" it was tripe anyway.


Jesus Christ, your commas as ending punctuation. Please stop that.  Also, the Hannibal Lector voice will forever be an effective way of creeping people out... even if it's 50 years from now.  I love answering the phone 'Hello Clarise', even if it's a dude.
2013-04-07 01:15:37 AM
1 votes:
I thought it was Lindsay Lohan!

media.azfamily.comsimply-showbiz.com
2013-04-07 12:35:16 AM
1 votes:
I had a close to pizza number for a while. A couple of times I took the order, just for fun, and then had a Chinese food place deliver 20 egg rolls.
 
Displayed 12 of 12 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report