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(AZ Family)   Just got arrested for sending texts to a cop asking him if he wants to buy drugs? Turn that frown in your mugshot upside down   ( divider line
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2013-04-07 01:07:13 AM  
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My best wrong number happened a few years ago, I was in bed reading when the phone rang, I looked at the clock and wondered who would be calling me at 2 AM, it was a woman, obviously drunk, asking for Wayne, I told her she had the wrong number and hung up, not 3 minutes later the phone rings again, this time I look at the caller ID, it says "Brenda Sxxxxx" the same as the last call, I answer and sure enough "is Wayne there?" I tell her wrong number again and hang up, about 5 minutes pass and the drunk wench calls me back, this time I answer "Look Brenda, Wayne isn't here" there is a pause then "how did you know who I wanted" then another pause and a considerably sober "How do you know who I am" at this I do my best Hannibal Lecter impersonation " I know all about you Brenda, You are all alone tonight aren't you Brenda, Would you like some company tonight Brenda?" at that I hear a squeak and she hangs up never to call again.

/The book I was reading was "work hard and be nice to people" it was tripe anyway.
2013-04-06 11:04:13 PM  
1 vote:
props to subby for not saying she was smoking hot
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