toraque: Well, goddammit, apparently my 'break into a song and dance routine' plan isn't a good one then.
I_Am_Weasel: I don't like any of those options. I need more.
Silly Jesus: If a lib was in a movie theater that was actively being shot up
Ennuipoet: I am no gun nut, but I was taught in the cop school that cover and concealment were the first rules of not being killed during a shootout.
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: If I'm ever caught in a crossfire, I'm going to act like a rabbit. Most people like rabbits.
Silly Jesus: I've been informed by libs that cowering defenseless in a corner is the best action against someone shooting a gun at you. Under no circumstances should you perform the action that has gotten all of the mass shooters to stop or commit suicide, arrive with a gun.The more you know...
Krymson Tyde: No praying? According to Facebook this shiat wouldn't happen if we prayed more.
serial_crusher: What happens if the dude tries to shoot up a swimming pool inside of a gun free zone? Can't fight back without your gun, running is strictly not allowed around the pool, and there's not really anywhere to hide at a pool
RedPhoenix122: Krymson Tyde: No praying? According to Facebook this shiat wouldn't happen if we prayed more.Also armed everyone.
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