FARK.com: (7686037) Homeless guy who shares the same name as an apartment building owner continually tries to take ownership of it. Fark: He successfully got out of jail by using it as collateral. Bonus: His day job is being a blind street photographer

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		Homeless guy who shares the same name as an apartment building owner continually tries to take ownership of it. Fark: He successfully got out of jail by using it as collateral. Bonus: His day job is being a blind street photographer (opposingviews.com)		34
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brimed03		2013-04-06 05:33:01 PM

DNRTFA but hilarious.

mjjt		2013-04-06 05:34:02 PM

Homer's doppelganger (no, not the clones) nsfw

Link

/it's a gif, so give it a sec to load

BarkingUnicorn		2013-04-06 05:39:24 PM

brimed03: DNRTFA but hilarious.

Read it, it gets much, much better!

I applaud the bootstrappy rugged individualist.

hammettman		2013-04-06 05:42:19 PM

I'm not Mr. Baker. You're Mr. Baker. I'm the Dude.

axeeugene		2013-04-06 05:44:20 PM

hammettman: I'm not Mr. Baker. You're Mr. Baker. I'm the Dude.

You don't go out looking for a job like that, do ya? On a weekday?

Point02GPA		2013-04-06 05:49:52 PM

Just call me Mr. Fark.

iheartscotch		2013-04-06 05:51:23 PM

Bet he votes democrat.

/ *ducks*

KickahaOta		2013-04-06 05:56:45 PM

I'm Ralph Baker and so's my wife!

GBmanNC		2013-04-06 06:03:24 PM

Why would you want to take photos of a blind street?

BarkingUnicorn		2013-04-06 06:03:53 PM

Meanwhile, the other Ralph Baker has been stripped of his Army command amid sexual misconduct allegations.

Bisu		2013-04-06 06:06:36 PM

Is it just me, or does every homeless guy in the news look like that?

Great Janitor		2013-04-06 06:12:12 PM

Time to change my name to Donald Trump

xaks		2013-04-06 06:16:06 PM

Wait...wait... he's a blind street photographer?

He photographs blind streets?

Or, he's the blind one....and if that's the case, how the fark does he know what he's taking pictures of?

Sensual Tyrannosaurus		2013-04-06 06:21:35 PM

hammettman: I'm not Mr. Baker. You're Mr. Baker. I'm the Dude.

Came for the Lebowski reference. Leaving satisfied.

"My...my WIFE?! Do I look like I'm married, man? Does this look like a married man's house? The toilet seat's up, man!"

Fano		2013-04-06 06:21:45 PM

Rusty Shackleford, winning again.

BarkingUnicorn		2013-04-06 06:21:51 PM

KickahaOta: I'm Ralph Baker and so's my wife!

She needs to learn how to cook.

Bondith		2013-04-06 06:22:44 PM

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: hammettman: I'm not Mr. Baker. You're Mr. Baker. I'm the Dude.

Came for the Lebowski reference. Leaving satisfied.

"My...my WIFE?! Do I look like I'm married, man? Does this look like a married man's house? The toilet seat's up, man!"

Did I urinate on your rug?

Fano		2013-04-06 06:24:05 PM

Guy Incognito, Joey Jojojuniorshabadoo inconsolable

Jebdiahbob		2013-04-06 06:24:39 PM

Bisu: Is it just me, or does every homeless guy in the news look like that?

i0.kym-cdn.com

Krustofsky		2013-04-06 06:25:56 PM

Was it this guy?
11.media.tumblr.com

sloshed_again		2013-04-06 06:34:28 PM

Great Janitor: Time to change my name to Donald Trump

If I could just do the hair.

LonMead		2013-04-06 06:37:19 PM

John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt? His name is my name, too!

Sgeo		2013-04-06 06:51:37 PM

mjjt: Homer's doppelganger (no, not the clones) nsfw

Link

/it's a gif, so give it a sec to load

Looks more like that wait is deliberately a part of the gif

Sgeo		2013-04-06 06:52:47 PM

Sgeo: mjjt: Homer's doppelganger (no, not the clones) nsfw

Link

/it's a gif, so give it a sec to load

Looks more like that wait is deliberately a part of the gif

Scratch that, there's a pause, but a small one.

archichris		2013-04-06 06:57:06 PM

Bail him out of jail, take him for a bottle of his favorite, and leave him on a train trestle in the middle of the night, let gravity and his vice sort him out. Ah the good old days when land lord could send some thugs to evict the squatters.....

Badgers		2013-04-06 06:58:51 PM

sloshed_again: Great Janitor: Time to change my name to Donald Trump

If I could just do the hair.

Jim Henson studios could hook you up...

i.imgur.com

pedobearapproved		2013-04-06 07:11:22 PM

He looks like he has some Saturday Night Fever

Notabunny		2013-04-06 07:41:40 PM

pedobearapproved: He looks like he has some Saturday Night Fever

Respect the classics, you godless heathen!

Point02GPA		2013-04-06 07:42:51 PM

xaks: Wait...wait... he's a blind street photographer?

He photographs blind streets?

Or, he's the blind one....and if that's the case, how the fark does he know what he's taking pictures of?

He doesn't need to see what he's taking a picture of, the guy selling him prints is one hell of a salesman.

lilbjorn		2013-04-06 08:13:52 PM

What a blind street photograph might look like

boinkingbill		2013-04-06 08:23:15 PM

Unfortunately I'm Homer Simpson's doppelganger. Try going through life being fat, stupid, bald and yellowy.

zulius		2013-04-06 08:30:55 PM

Blind guy?

Altitude5280		2013-04-06 08:57:06 PM

Bisu: Is it just me, or does every homeless guy in the news look like that?

Came here to say that. Dopplegangers. All of them.

Lord Farkwad		2013-04-07 04:53:43 PM

zulius: [media.tumblr.com image 300x437]
Blind guy?

Maybe it's this blind guy?
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/kannon-camera/n9098/
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