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(Opposing Views)   Homeless guy who shares the same name as an apartment building owner continually tries to take ownership of it. Fark: He successfully got out of jail by using it as collateral. Bonus: His day job is being a blind street photographer   (opposingviews.com) divider line 35
    More: Interesting, street photographers, Rikers Island, homeless, owners  
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2013-04-06 05:33:01 PM  
DNRTFA but hilarious.
 
2013-04-06 05:34:02 PM  
Homer's doppelganger (no, not the clones) nsfw

Link

/it's a gif, so give it a sec to load
 
2013-04-06 05:39:24 PM  

brimed03: DNRTFA but hilarious.


Read it, it gets much, much better!

I applaud the bootstrappy rugged individualist.
 
2013-04-06 05:42:19 PM  
I'm not Mr. Baker. You're Mr. Baker. I'm the Dude.
 
2013-04-06 05:43:36 PM  
Subby, what is a blind street? Why would you photograph them?
 
2013-04-06 05:44:20 PM  

hammettman: I'm not Mr. Baker. You're Mr. Baker. I'm the Dude.


You don't go out looking for a job like that, do ya? On a weekday?
 
2013-04-06 05:49:52 PM  
Just call me Mr. Fark.
 
2013-04-06 05:51:23 PM  
Bet he votes democrat.

/ *ducks*
 
2013-04-06 05:56:45 PM  
I'm Ralph Baker and so's my wife!
 
2013-04-06 06:03:24 PM  
Why would you want to take photos of a blind street?
 
2013-04-06 06:03:53 PM  
Meanwhile, the other Ralph Baker has been stripped of his Army command amid sexual misconduct allegations.
 
2013-04-06 06:06:36 PM  
Is it just me, or does every homeless guy in the news look like that?
 
2013-04-06 06:12:12 PM  
Time to change my name to Donald Trump
 
2013-04-06 06:16:06 PM  
Wait...wait... he's a blind street photographer?

He photographs blind streets?

Or, he's the blind one....and if that's the case, how the fark does he know what he's taking pictures of?
 
2013-04-06 06:21:35 PM  

hammettman: I'm not Mr. Baker. You're Mr. Baker. I'm the Dude.


Came for the Lebowski reference. Leaving satisfied.

"My...my WIFE?! Do I look like I'm married, man? Does this look like a married man's house? The toilet seat's up, man!"
 
2013-04-06 06:21:45 PM  
Rusty Shackleford, winning again.
 
2013-04-06 06:21:51 PM  

KickahaOta: I'm Ralph Baker and so's my wife!


She needs to learn how to cook.
 
2013-04-06 06:22:44 PM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: hammettman: I'm not Mr. Baker. You're Mr. Baker. I'm the Dude.

Came for the Lebowski reference. Leaving satisfied.

"My...my WIFE?! Do I look like I'm married, man? Does this look like a married man's house? The toilet seat's up, man!"


Did I urinate on your rug?
 
2013-04-06 06:24:05 PM  
Guy Incognito, Joey Jojojuniorshabadoo inconsolable
 
2013-04-06 06:24:39 PM  

Bisu: Is it just me, or does every homeless guy in the news look like that?


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-06 06:25:56 PM  
Was it this guy?
11.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-06 06:34:28 PM  

Great Janitor: Time to change my name to Donald Trump


If I could just do the hair.
 
2013-04-06 06:37:19 PM  
John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt? His name is my name, too!
 
2013-04-06 06:51:37 PM  

mjjt: Homer's doppelganger (no, not the clones) nsfw

Link

/it's a gif, so give it a sec to load


Looks more like that wait is deliberately a part of the gif
 
2013-04-06 06:52:47 PM  

Sgeo: mjjt: Homer's doppelganger (no, not the clones) nsfw

Link

/it's a gif, so give it a sec to load

Looks more like that wait is deliberately a part of the gif


Scratch that, there's a pause, but a small one.
 
2013-04-06 06:57:06 PM  
Bail him out of jail, take him for a bottle of his favorite, and leave him on a train trestle in the middle of the night, let gravity and his vice sort him out.  Ah the good old days when  land lord could send some thugs to evict the squatters.....
 
2013-04-06 06:58:51 PM  

sloshed_again: Great Janitor: Time to change my name to Donald Trump

If I could just do the hair.


Jim Henson studios could hook you up...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-06 07:11:22 PM  
humordistrict.com

He looks like he has some Saturday Night Fever
 
2013-04-06 07:41:40 PM  

pedobearapproved: He looks like he has some Saturday Night Fever


Respect the classics, you godless heathen!
 
2013-04-06 07:42:51 PM  

xaks: Wait...wait... he's a blind street photographer?

He photographs blind streets?

Or, he's the blind one....and if that's the case, how the fark does he know what he's taking pictures of?


He doesn't need to see what he's taking a picture of, the guy selling him prints is one hell of a salesman.
 
2013-04-06 08:13:52 PM  
www.ksta.de

What a blind street photograph might look like
 
2013-04-06 08:23:15 PM  
Unfortunately I'm Homer Simpson's doppelganger.  Try going through life being fat, stupid, bald and yellowy.
 
2013-04-06 08:30:55 PM  
media.tumblr.com
Blind guy?
 
2013-04-06 08:57:06 PM  

Bisu: Is it just me, or does every homeless guy in the news look like that?


Came here to say that. Dopplegangers. All of them.
 
2013-04-07 04:53:43 PM  

zulius: [media.tumblr.com image 300x437]
Blind guy?


Maybe it's this blind guy?
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/kannon-camera/n9098/
s23.postimg.org

/Get off my lawn!
 
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