I initially thought that I would pay real money to see that, but then I remembered all the pros are already at the strip clubs.

There are NO bad images that come from thinking about that statement.

I thought the article would be about her firefighting skills.

Mad_Radhu: In before The Rock.

Do you have the original of this post?

Britney Spear's Speculum: Harry and Ron unwrapped their wands while Hermoine played with her petronas charm.  Harry Slytherined  his broom stick into Hermonie's Goblet of Fire while Hermonine Hufflepuffed Ron with her chamber of secrets as she fondled his Sorcerer Stones. Ron exclaimed "Expelliarmus" when he came but Harry didn't use the wizards cloak and ended up getting Hogwarts.

And dumbledore pulled out his elder wand

She's just trolling us now. Next rumor will be that she's in talks to play Lady Godiva.

She always has that smart ass smirk on her face. Not that that's a negative.

I'd like to fark her brains out, if you catch my drift.

"The Bling Ring"?  That's her next project?  Jesus Fark - you'd think she could have any role she wanted, really.  Why would she go to B movies?

Benevolent Misanthrope: "The Bling Ring"?  That's her next project?  Jesus Fark - you'd think she could have any role she wanted, really.  Why would she go to B movies?

Actually, I read the real answer in another article about the movie. She was given the script, read it, and found herself utterly hating the character, and liking the broader commentary on a fame obsessed culture. Hating the character wound up being a plus, because she thought the acting challenge of playing a character so foreign to her personality would be an interesting challenge.

Warlordtrooper: cptjeff: Benevolent Misanthrope: "The Bling Ring"?  That's her next project?  Jesus Fark - you'd think she could have any role she wanted, really.  Why would she go to B movies?

Actually, I read the real answer in another article about the movie. She was given the script, read it, and found herself utterly hating the character, and liking the broader commentary on a fame obsessed culture. Hating the character wound up being a plus, because she thought the acting challenge of playing a character so foreign to her personality would be an interesting challenge.

I share the hatred of celebrity obsession culture but its a bit hypocritical to complain about it when it's the reason you are richer then 99.9 % of the planet

As I understand her understanding of the movie, it's more about how shallow, vapid, and fame seeking people become as a result of that culture. My impression is that it's more of a criticism of the Paris Hilton types, where being famous is both an end and a means to an end, independent of any real intelligence or talent, than it is of the idea of celebrity and success more broadly.

Kinda perked my ears a little because I'm working on a poem about the peculiar oddness of celebrity obsession at the moment, inspired in part by my own fascination with certain actors, Emma Watson included. Still in its early stages, I have a rough first stanza and and outline for 3 more, but it's one I'm really looking forward to developing more.

\No, that's not what I do for a living.
\\Just a hobby.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I'd like to fark her brains out, if you catch my drift.

Is that a euphemism for something...?

dopeydwarf: I initially thought that I would pay real money to see that, but then I remembered all the pros are already at the strip clubs.

A pole dance is also better when a stripper is crying.