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(Philly.com)   One of the Mayor Against Illegal Guns gets arrested for what subby is sure you can guess. And he's a Republican so you can probably guess what he was trying to use it to do   (articles.philly.com ) divider line
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2013-04-06 12:29:59 PM  
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes it's not.
 
2013-04-06 12:34:36 PM  
He was trying to fix the cable?
 
2013-04-06 12:48:31 PM  
"The mayor, I believe, has indicated to the press that he has some issues," said Delaware County District Attorney John Whelan.

Man, you get caught trying to force some guy to blow you and people just talk, talk, talk . . .
 
2013-04-06 02:00:35 PM  
 
2013-04-06 02:20:52 PM  

whither_apophis: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes it's not.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-06 04:15:50 PM  
Holy Shiate.
 
2013-04-06 04:30:28 PM  

whither_apophis: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes it's not.


sometimes its a big, fat Schlong.
 
2013-04-06 04:30:42 PM  
Hah hah, that guys crazy.  He's been wasted as a mayor, need that dude as Governor.
 
2013-04-06 04:31:42 PM  
Look at yourself, gopers. You are the shiat of American society. The state should round you up and do their worst to you.
 
2013-04-06 04:33:09 PM  
I'd throw him in jail just for the uber-creepy picture.
 
2013-04-06 04:33:25 PM  
Not a responsible gun owner?
 
2013-04-06 04:33:59 PM  
Yes, these are the exactly the kind of people we should surrender our rights to for our own good.
 
2013-04-06 04:34:04 PM  
Way to lead, party of family values.
 
2013-04-06 04:34:14 PM  
sounds about right
 
2013-04-06 04:35:23 PM  
If any one of us were to do something like that, we would be buried under fines, long jail sentences, and endless suits for emotional damages. This fata$$ is seeking reelection. He'll probably win.

/its a mad world
 
2013-04-06 04:37:19 PM  
Despite his legal troubles, Schiliro is not only refusing to relinquish his position, but also seeking re-election in the May mayoral primary against Council President Gene Taylor.

You've got to be farking kidding me?
 
2013-04-06 04:37:45 PM  

rooftop235: If any one of us were to do something like that, we would be buried under fines, long jail sentences, and endless suits for emotional damages. This fata$$ is seeking reelection. He'll probably win.

/its a mad world


He also wants to disarm citizens while protected by armed guards and threatening people at gunpoint for blowjobs. This is the scum anti2a individuals want to empower.
 
2013-04-06 04:37:59 PM  
"Can I just suck your cawk? Come on...please just this once.. Can't I just do it? Why won't you just let me suck your cawk? You have such a lovely body. I. Just. Want. To. Suck. Your. Cawk. Just this one time. PLEASE! PLEASE! WHY WON'T  YOU LET ME SUCK YOUR CAWK!?"
 
2013-04-06 04:38:21 PM  

NutWrench: "The mayor, I believe, has indicated to the press that he has some issues," said Delaware County District Attorney John Whelan.

Man, you get caught trying to force some guy to blow you and people just talk, talk, talk . . .


He's charged with  offering to blow the kid, not asking the kid to blow him. (And he denies it, of course.) Republicans are weird.
 
2013-04-06 04:40:39 PM  
Family values candidate?
 
2013-04-06 04:43:22 PM  
Drinking citrus juice can noticeably flavor one's semen: Fact or Myth? (I have not attempted to test this.)
 
2013-04-06 04:46:01 PM  

Sir-Marx-A-Lot: "Can I just suck your cawk? Come on...please just this once.. Can't I just do it? Why won't you just let me suck your cawk? You have such a lovely body. I. Just. Want. To. Suck. Your. Cawk. Just this one time. PLEASE! PLEASE! WHY WON'T  YOU LET ME SUCK YOUR CAWK!?"


GET OUT OF MY HEAD
 
2013-04-06 04:46:13 PM  

Fart_Machine: Family values candidate?


depends. Is cawksucking at gunpoint a family value?
 
2013-04-06 04:47:08 PM  
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/2013/04/semen_cocktails_the_mixology _ o.php

Warning: this article may very well ruin the rest of your life
 
2013-04-06 04:47:13 PM  

media.philly.com
 "Whoop, Whoop, Whoop, Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!"

 
2013-04-06 04:48:04 PM  
media.philly.com

Heh. Let me suck you off, kid.
 
2013-04-06 04:48:18 PM  
He could tell the police to stay away, and they did?

There must be some way that can be used to overturn every conviction made using evidence they gathered, ever.
 
2013-04-06 04:50:28 PM  
mmmmMMMMMMmmmmm. . . .mustard and cigar.
 
2013-04-06 04:51:37 PM  
I didn't see where he was in MAIG.
 
2013-04-06 04:53:01 PM  

rooftop235: If any one of us were to do something like that, we would be buried under fines, long jail sentences, and endless suits for emotional damages. This fata$$ is seeking reelection. He'll probably win.

/its a mad world


In this world gone mad, we won't spank the mayor, the mayor will spank us!

/and then the oral sex
 
2013-04-06 04:53:19 PM  

Doom MD: rooftop235: If any one of us were to do something like that, we would be buried under fines, long jail sentences, and endless suits for emotional damages. This fata$$ is seeking reelection. He'll probably win.

/its a mad world

He also wants to disarm citizens while protected by armed guards and threatening people at gunpoint for blowjobs. This is the scum anti2a individuals want to empower.


Got a cite for that?
 
2013-04-06 04:56:34 PM  
Lol@ denying only the gay stuff. I may have committed a bunch of crimes but I am NOT gay
 
2013-04-06 04:58:05 PM  
The man who filed the complaint declined comment.
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-06 04:58:17 PM  

Doom MD: Yes, these are the exactly the kind of people we should surrender our rights to for our own good.


subby?
 
2013-04-06 05:00:01 PM  
Do cigars taste better with orange juice?
 
2013-04-06 05:01:35 PM  
He gave up drinking booze and sucking dick, so he shows up with OJ and a big ass cigar to court.  Fantastic work.
 
2013-04-06 05:01:56 PM  
Give that patriot a show on Fox News.
 
2013-04-06 05:01:59 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Doom MD: rooftop235: If any one of us were to do something like that, we would be buried under fines, long jail sentences, and endless suits for emotional damages. This fata$$ is seeking reelection. He'll probably win.

/its a mad world

He also wants to disarm citizens while protected by armed guards and threatening people at gunpoint for blowjobs. This is the scum anti2a individuals want to empower.

Got a cite for that?


tfa?
 
2013-04-06 05:02:57 PM  
"He gave the man wine, then allegedly offered 20 to 30 times to perform oral sex on him, according to the report "

"offered 20 to 30 times"

but dont you call him gay
 
2013-04-06 05:05:01 PM  

Doom MD: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Doom MD: rooftop235: If any one of us were to do something like that, we would be buried under fines, long jail sentences, and endless suits for emotional damages. This fata$$ is seeking reelection. He'll probably win.

/its a mad world

He also wants to disarm citizens while protected by armed guards and threatening people at gunpoint for blowjobs. This is the scum anti2a individuals want to empower.

Got a cite for that?

tfa?


Liar.
 
2013-04-06 05:09:30 PM  

Doom MD: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Doom MD: rooftop235: If any one of us were to do something like that, we would be buried under fines, long jail sentences, and endless suits for emotional damages. This fata$$ is seeking reelection. He'll probably win.

/its a mad world

He also wants to disarm citizens while protected by armed guards and threatening people at gunpoint for blowjobs. This is the scum anti2a individuals want to empower.

Got a cite for that?

tfa?


Didn't see "Mayors Against Illegal Guns" in the article but I did find his name on a petition.
Is that more damning than taking a safety course?

static2.businessinsider.com
 
2013-04-06 05:09:43 PM  

Alebak: "He gave the man wine, then allegedly offered 20 to 30 times to perform oral sex on him, according to the report "

"offered 20 to 30 times"

but dont you call him gay

I'm wondering if he asked over the course of the night, or it was all one after another, like Bart and Lisa Simpson asking if they can go to Itchy and Scratchy Land.

"Can I suck it, yet?"
"No!"
"Can I suck it, yet?"
"No!"
"Can I suck it, yet?"
"No!"
"Can I suck it, yet?"
"No!"
"Can I suck it, yet?"
"No!"
 
2013-04-06 05:10:11 PM  
Trying to fark another man.

/didn't read the article
//but subby did say the guy's a Republican
 
2013-04-06 05:13:26 PM  

NutWrench: "The mayor, I believe, has indicated to the press that he has some issues," said Delaware County District Attorney John Whelan.

Man, you get caught trying to force some guy to blow you and people just talk, talk, talk . . .


Hey, let's be clear: He pulled a gun on a guy he tried to get drunk so he could blow him.

This man's a giver and he won't take no for an answer!
 
2013-04-06 05:15:18 PM  
That's going to be the greatest campaign ever

VOTE FOR ME! I'll suck your dick
 
2013-04-06 05:17:30 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I didn't see where he was in MAIG.


Neither did I.  I found one article online that mentioned his being a member of that group, but the official website didn't list him.  I checked twice.
MAIG
 
2013-04-06 05:17:37 PM  

BSABSVR: Alebak: "He gave the man wine, then allegedly offered 20 to 30 times to perform oral sex on him, according to the report "

"offered 20 to 30 times"

but dont you call him gay
I'm wondering if he asked over the course of the night, or it was all one after another, like Bart and Lisa Simpson asking if they can go to Itchy and Scratchy Land.

"Can I suck it, yet?"
"No!"
"Can I suck it, yet?"
"No!"
"Can I suck it, yet?"
"No!"
"Can I suck it, yet?"
"No!"
"Can I suck it, yet?"
"No!"


www.london-attractions.info
 
2013-04-06 05:17:49 PM  
"Let me give you a blowjob or I'll kill you." - ummm... ok?
 
2013-04-06 05:19:20 PM  
"The mayor, I believe, has indicated to the press that he has some issues," said Delaware County District Attorney John Whelan.

[understatement]
 
2013-04-06 05:20:15 PM  
Marcus Hook.  What a shiathole.
 
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