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(SFGate)   Pork found in Ikea's møøse lasagna. In other news Ikea now sells møøse lasagna   (sfgate.com) divider line 63
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2013-04-06 12:17:23 PM  
Mynd you, møøse lasagna Kan be pretty nasti.
 
2013-04-06 12:50:59 PM  
A pørk ønce bit my sister.
Nø realli!
 
2013-04-06 12:52:03 PM  
bravo!
 
2013-04-06 02:02:45 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mynd you, møøse lasagna Kan be pretty nasti.


CaptSacto: A pørk ønce bit my sister.
Nø realli!


Thanks, guys! My wife nearly choked to death on scrambled egg when I read your comments to her!

/classic Fark!
//thankfully my keyboard and monitor are intact
///+1 each
 
2013-04-06 02:34:49 PM  
Welease Wodewick!

Sorry, I got nothing.
 
2013-04-06 03:03:34 PM  
møøse lasagna

i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-06 03:12:26 PM  
Why does Ikea sell cheap build it yourself furniture and food in the same place? Just seems like a strange disconnect is all.
 
2013-04-06 03:15:20 PM  

Mugato: Why does Ikea sell cheap build it yourself furniture and food in the same place? Just seems like a strange disconnect is all.


Many people don't have close access to an Ikea, and often make a day trip out of shopping there.  So they provide a way for people to eat lunch there and stay in the store.

It would be a miserable day trip for me, but its a thing with Ikea customers.
 
2013-04-06 03:47:56 PM  
The Swedish Jewish and Muslim communities are outraged.
 
2013-04-06 03:57:08 PM  
Pork is delicious.
 
2013-04-06 03:58:40 PM  
In other news, moose lasagna is a thing.
 
2013-04-06 03:59:32 PM  
That's not Kosher.
 
2013-04-06 03:59:55 PM  

Mugato: Why does Ikea sell cheap build it yourself furniture and food in the same place? Just seems like a strange disconnect is all.


Because Chuck Norris shops for groceries at Home Depot.
 
2013-04-06 03:59:59 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Welease Wodewick!

Sorry, I got nothing.


You owe me a keyboard.  And a touchpad.
 
2013-04-06 04:01:34 PM  
Who puts moose knuckles in lasagna?
 
2013-04-06 04:08:28 PM  
Scandinavians are the Cajuns of Europe.  They eat all kinds of bizarre foods.
 
2013-04-06 04:15:13 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mynd you, møøse lasagna Kan be pretty nasti.


Over in one.
 
2013-04-06 04:18:21 PM  

WalMartian: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mynd you, møøse lasagna Kan be pretty nasti.

Over in one.


This isn't a contest.
 
2013-04-06 04:21:05 PM  
muppetswedishchef.files.wordpress.com

Better to find pork in the moose than moose in the mousse.
 
2013-04-06 04:23:08 PM  
Do they raise moose in Sweden for food? Moose seem rather too majestic to eat.
 
2013-04-06 04:24:09 PM  

libranoelrose: WalMartian: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mynd you, møøse lasagna Kan be pretty nasti.

Over in one.

This isn't a contest.


Yes it is.

i470.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-06 04:30:33 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mynd you, møøse lasagna Kan be pretty nasti.


But was its nose wiped? And who was hired to do it?
 
2013-04-06 04:32:31 PM  
Oh no you di'nt hunty.  This kind of taint makes the Swedes squeal.
 
2013-04-06 04:37:43 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: In other news, moose lasagna is a thing.


I'd try it.  Pork and all.

I love deer venison.  I'd probably like moose venison, too.
 
2013-04-06 04:41:54 PM  
Moose (called Elk in Europe) tends to be very lean which means in making moose sausage you have to add fat, usually from a pig.

I can't find whether the lasagna was made from ground moose or moose sausage - I usually make lasagna from sausage because it has more flavor.

Anyway, moose can be both kosher and halal though I have no idea if Ikea's moose is prepared under religious supervision.
 
2013-04-06 04:45:35 PM  
This does sound like it might be far more disturbing if it was the other way around...
 
2013-04-06 04:45:54 PM  

eraser8: HaywoodJablonski: In other news, moose lasagna is a thing.

I'd try it.  Pork and all.

I love deer venison.  I'd probably like moose venison, too.


What about moose turd pie?
 
2013-04-06 04:55:18 PM  

rkiller1: Who puts moose knuckles in lasagna?


Mynd you møøse knuckles can be quite nasti.
 
2013-04-06 05:10:04 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Do they raise moose in Sweden for food? Moose seem rather too majestic to eat.


They call it elk/ Which makes it all right as elk is not at all majestic
 
2013-04-06 05:10:47 PM  

eraser8: I love deer venison.  I'd probably like moose venison, too.


Moose tastes more like beef than deer.

The last moose dad bagged, he had the butcher mix pork into the "hamburger" and it was delicious.
 
2013-04-06 05:14:56 PM  

Sid_6.7: Thanks, guys! My wife nearly choked to death on scrambled egg when I read your comments to her!

/classic Fark!
//thankfully my keyboard and monitor are intact
///+1 each


WalMartian: Over in one.


libranoelrose: This isn't a contest.


*tips hat*

Thanks, y'all - cheers!


penthesilea: Yes it is.

i470.photobucket.com


HAHAHAHAHA


farkmedown: But was its nose wiped? And who was hired to do it?


You may think this is funny, BUT IT'S SNOT
 
2013-04-06 05:20:06 PM  
What is the name of the slashie o letter, please? Does anyone know? Obviously I don't as I can't even type it properly. I was trying to spell a name to someone, but I couldn't do better than, "You know, the slashie o."
 
2013-04-06 05:21:03 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

/Bottle-fed mooselet following 'mom' @ Kostroma Moose Farm
 
2013-04-06 05:28:49 PM  

namegoeshere: What is the name of the slashie o letter, please? Does anyone know? Obviously I don't as I can't even type it properly. I was trying to spell a name to someone, but I couldn't do better than, "You know, the slashie o."


Not sure it has a name but it has a wiki:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ø
 
2013-04-06 05:31:10 PM  

namegoeshere: What is the name of the slashie o letter, please? Does anyone know? Obviously I don't as I can't even type it properly. I was trying to spell a name to someone, but I couldn't do better than, "You know, the slashie o."


I don't know what its called but its Norwegian not Swedish.
 
2013-04-06 05:34:33 PM  

ukexpat: namegoeshere: What is the name of the slashie o letter, please? Does anyone know? Obviously I don't as I can't even type it properly. I was trying to spell a name to someone, but I couldn't do better than, "You know, the slashie o."

Not sure it has a name but it has a wiki:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ø


Thank you.

henryhill: I don't know what its called but its Norwegian not Swedish.


Yeah, it was a pretty Norwegian name, Soren (but with the slashy o). I said, love it but for god's sake do the kid a favor and go with a regular o.
 
2013-04-06 06:12:02 PM  

downstairs: Mugato: Why does Ikea sell cheap build it yourself furniture and food in the same place? Just seems like a strange disconnect is all.

Many people don't have close access to an Ikea, and often make a day trip out of shopping there.  So they provide a way for people to eat lunch there and stay in the store.

It would be a miserable day trip for me, but its a thing with Ikea customers.


I don't care how out of the way something is, I would never order moose lasagna.
 
2013-04-06 06:18:04 PM  
Old Scandinavian McDonald had a moose farm, æ å ä ö ø
 
2013-04-06 06:29:12 PM  
I hope that those responsible have been sacked.
 
2013-04-06 06:40:00 PM  
since when is ikea danish?
 
2013-04-06 06:41:33 PM  

cc_rider: I hope that those responsible have been sacked.


Yes, and the remainder of this thread will be completed at the last minute, and at great expense.
 
2013-04-06 06:41:49 PM  

cc_rider: I hope that those responsible have been sacked.


Christ, does that mean there's going to be llama meat in the lasagna now?
 
2013-04-06 06:49:55 PM  

HairBolus: Moose (called Elk in Europe) tends to be very lean which means in making moose sausage you have to add fat, usually from a pig.

I can't find whether the lasagna was made from ground moose or moose sausage - I usually make lasagna from sausage because it has more flavor.

Anyway, moose can be both kosher and halal though I have no idea if Ikea's moose is prepared under religious supervision.


Are you sure?  Please show me a picture of a moose foot (not knuckle, plz), prove that these are not indeed cloven-hoofed creatures!
 
Slu
2013-04-06 06:50:32 PM  
Who the fark eats at Ikea? Going to Ikea sucks bad enough, why would you want to extend the stay?
 
2013-04-06 06:52:15 PM  

namegoeshere: What is the name of the slashie o letter, please? Does anyone know? Obviously I don't as I can't even type it properly. I was trying to spell a name to someone, but I couldn't do better than, "You know, the slashie o."


Mathematicians call it "null."

ø, it's like a zero, but much more serious about it.
 
2013-04-06 06:56:06 PM  

SirHolo: namegoeshere: What is the name of the slashie o letter, please? Does anyone know? Obviously I don't as I can't even type it properly. I was trying to spell a name to someone, but I couldn't do better than, "You know, the slashie o."

Mathematicians call it "null."

ø, it's like a zero, but much more serious about it.


According to the wiki linked helpfully above, the closest to a name it has in English is "o with slash."
 
2013-04-06 06:56:42 PM  

Gyrfalcon: cc_rider: I hope that those responsible have been sacked.

Christ, does that mean there's going to be llama meat in the lasagna now?


Perhaps some North Chilean Guanacos
(Closely related to the Llama)
 
2013-04-06 07:55:13 PM  

namegoeshere: According to the wiki linked helpfully above, the closest to a name it has in English is "o with slash."


You mean the diagonal line that's circled?
 
2013-04-06 08:14:20 PM  

Sid_6.7: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mynd you, møøse lasagna Kan be pretty nasti.

CaptSacto: A pørk ønce bit my sister.
Nø realli!

Thanks, guys! My wife nearly choked to death on scrambled egg when I read your comments to her!

/classic Fark!
//thankfully my keyboard and monitor are intact
///+1 each


Your wife understands Monty Python humor? Man, good jorb marrying her.
 
2013-04-06 08:16:19 PM  

Sid_6.7: namegoeshere: According to the wiki linked helpfully above, the closest to a name it has in English is "o with slash."

You mean the diagonal line that's circled?


Yah, Sven. Dat one.
 
2013-04-06 08:50:16 PM  
Wait! I don't think we've got enough clichés. Forget being witty. Let's just all try and type what Fark would want. That's a kind of humor, after all
 
2013-04-06 08:51:35 PM  

jamspoon: Pointy Tail of Satan: Do they raise moose in Sweden for food? Moose seem rather too majestic to eat.

They call it elk/ Which makes it all right as elk is not at all majestic


Møøse are, on average, bigger than elk. They alsø have drøøping lips, and much støøpider løøking hørns.
 
2013-04-06 08:52:56 PM  
And big snøøts.
 
2013-04-06 08:53:53 PM  
back in the dark ages when I was a child my dad went moose hunting and...  bagged one.   we had 4 freezers filled with moose.  yeah, parents went out and bought 3 extras.   We ate moose for two years.

it had a LOT of flavor,  not saying anything good about it, but it had flavor.
 
2013-04-06 09:33:17 PM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-04-06 10:58:21 PM  
This IS an outrage, actually. When I pay good money for elk, I don't want pork or other contaminants. I expect to get the horse meat I paid for. (Or, theoretically, elk, I guess.)
 
2013-04-06 11:46:11 PM  

i upped my meds-up yours: jamspoon: Pointy Tail of Satan: Do they raise moose in Sweden for food? Moose seem rather too majestic to eat.

They call it elk/ Which makes it all right as elk is not at all majestic

Møøse are, on average, bigger than elk. They alsø have drøøping lips, and much støøpider løøking hørns.


Also, their bites are nastier and they are more likely to attack siblings.
 
2013-04-07 03:43:46 AM  

Ah, møøse lasagne!  It's good, but it has a little "bite" to it.

Mynd you, møøse lasagna bites Kan be pretti nasti...

Also wik pørk
Also also wik hørse

 
2013-04-07 07:07:04 AM  
After an hour or two of navigating your way through a maze of sh*tty pseudo-European styled particle-board furniture, even Moose sounds good... I mean why the hell not right? After all, you wanted to kill yourself with a broken bottle a half-hour into it.
 
2013-04-07 09:43:06 AM  

semiotix: This IS an outrage, actually. When I pay good money for elk, I don't want pork or other contaminants. I expect to get the horse meat I paid for. (Or, theoretically, elk, I guess.)


The problem is, moose, elk, deer, etc. are too lean to make a decent sausage. You need to mix in a fatty meat, and pork works well.  So if you are eating moose, elk, venison, etc sausage, assume there is some other animal in there as well.

Granted it should be labled as such. And probably not from Ikea.
 
2013-04-07 01:23:20 PM  

jamspoon: Pointy Tail of Satan: Do they raise moose in Sweden for food? Moose seem rather too majestic to eat.

They call it elk/ Which makes it all right as elk is not at all majestic


You got that backwards. They call elk moose. They don't have the Bullwinkle-type moose in Europe. So this Ikea moose lasagna is actually what North Americans would call elk lasagna. Elk is even gamier than deer; probably a lot tastier with some pork in there.

squibbits: After an hour or two of navigating your way through a maze of sh*tty pseudo-European styled particle-board furniture, even Moose sounds good... I mean why the hell not right? After all, you wanted to kill yourself with a broken bottle a half-hour into it.


How is it pseudo-European when it's designed and built in Sweden and imported to their stores here?
 
2013-04-07 02:39:56 PM  

mbillips: jamspoon: Pointy Tail of Satan: Do they raise moose in Sweden for food? Moose seem rather too majestic to eat.

They call it elk/ Which makes it all right as elk is not at all majestic

You got that backwards. They call elk moose. They don't have the Bullwinkle-type moose in Europe. So this Ikea moose lasagna is actually what North Americans would call elk lasagna. Elk is even gamier than deer; probably a lot tastier with some pork in there.

squibbits: After an hour or two of navigating your way through a maze of sh*tty pseudo-European styled particle-board furniture, even Moose sounds good... I mean why the hell not right? After all, you wanted to kill yourself with a broken bottle a half-hour into it.

How is it pseudo-European when it's designed and built in Sweden and imported to their stores here?


Fark needs a way to edit comments. I was 100 percent wrong on the elk/moose thing.
 
2013-04-07 09:22:08 PM  

GoodHomer: Your wife understands Monty Python humor? Man, good jorb marrying her.


One of our early dates was seeing Spamalot.

/yes, very lucky in the wife department

mbillips: Fark needs a way to edit comments.


No, then flame wars would be completely out of control. Someone would post something utterly incendiary, and once everyone had responded to the dick, he could just change his initial garbage to sound innocuous. Fark not having comment editing works just fine.
 
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