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		Pork found in Ikea's møøse lasagna. In other news Ikea now sells møøse lasagna (sfgate.com)		63
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-04-06 12:17:23 PM

Mynd you, møøse lasagna Kan be pretty nasti.

CaptSacto		2013-04-06 12:50:59 PM

A pørk ønce bit my sister.
Nø realli!

NutWrench		2013-04-06 12:52:03 PM

bravo!

Sid_6.7		2013-04-06 02:02:45 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mynd you, møøse lasagna Kan be pretty nasti.

CaptSacto: A pørk ønce bit my sister.
Nø realli!

Thanks, guys! My wife nearly choked to death on scrambled egg when I read your comments to her!

/classic Fark!
//thankfully my keyboard and monitor are intact
///+1 each

Krymson Tyde		2013-04-06 02:34:49 PM

Welease Wodewick!

Sorry, I got nothing.

Lorelle		2013-04-06 03:03:34 PM

møøse lasagna

i46.tinypic.com

Mugato		2013-04-06 03:12:26 PM

Why does Ikea sell cheap build it yourself furniture and food in the same place? Just seems like a strange disconnect is all.

downstairs		2013-04-06 03:15:20 PM

Mugato: Why does Ikea sell cheap build it yourself furniture and food in the same place? Just seems like a strange disconnect is all.

Many people don't have close access to an Ikea, and often make a day trip out of shopping there. So they provide a way for people to eat lunch there and stay in the store.

It would be a miserable day trip for me, but its a thing with Ikea customers.

whither_apophis		2013-04-06 03:47:56 PM

The Swedish Jewish and Muslim communities are outraged.

eraser8		2013-04-06 03:57:08 PM

Pork is delicious.

HaywoodJablonski		2013-04-06 03:58:40 PM

In other news, moose lasagna is a thing.

libranoelrose		2013-04-06 03:59:32 PM

That's not Kosher.

Oldiron_79		2013-04-06 03:59:55 PM

Mugato: Why does Ikea sell cheap build it yourself furniture and food in the same place? Just seems like a strange disconnect is all.

Because Chuck Norris shops for groceries at Home Depot.

FrancoFile		2013-04-06 03:59:59 PM

Krymson Tyde: Welease Wodewick!

Sorry, I got nothing.

You owe me a keyboard. And a touchpad.

rkiller1		2013-04-06 04:01:34 PM

Who puts moose knuckles in lasagna?

AGremlin		2013-04-06 04:08:28 PM

Scandinavians are the Cajuns of Europe. They eat all kinds of bizarre foods.

WalMartian		2013-04-06 04:15:13 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mynd you, møøse lasagna Kan be pretty nasti.

Over in one.

libranoelrose		2013-04-06 04:18:21 PM

WalMartian: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mynd you, møøse lasagna Kan be pretty nasti.

Over in one.

This isn't a contest.

Munchkin City Coroner		2013-04-06 04:21:05 PM

Better to find pork in the moose than moose in the mousse.

Pointy Tail of Satan		2013-04-06 04:23:08 PM

Do they raise moose in Sweden for food? Moose seem rather too majestic to eat.

penthesilea		2013-04-06 04:24:09 PM

libranoelrose: WalMartian: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mynd you, møøse lasagna Kan be pretty nasti.

Over in one.

This isn't a contest.

Yes it is.

i470.photobucket.com

farkmedown		2013-04-06 04:30:33 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mynd you, møøse lasagna Kan be pretty nasti.

But was its nose wiped? And who was hired to do it?

MrHappyRotter		2013-04-06 04:32:31 PM

Oh no you di'nt hunty. This kind of taint makes the Swedes squeal.

eraser8		2013-04-06 04:37:43 PM

HaywoodJablonski: In other news, moose lasagna is a thing.

I'd try it. Pork and all.

I love deer venison. I'd probably like moose venison, too.

HairBolus		2013-04-06 04:41:54 PM

Moose (called Elk in Europe) tends to be very lean which means in making moose sausage you have to add fat, usually from a pig.

I can't find whether the lasagna was made from ground moose or moose sausage - I usually make lasagna from sausage because it has more flavor.

Anyway, moose can be both kosher and halal though I have no idea if Ikea's moose is prepared under religious supervision.

Somaticasual		2013-04-06 04:45:35 PM

This does sound like it might be far more disturbing if it was the other way around...

Lorelle		2013-04-06 04:45:54 PM

eraser8: HaywoodJablonski: In other news, moose lasagna is a thing.

I'd try it. Pork and all.

I love deer venison. I'd probably like moose venison, too.

What about moose turd pie?

Oldiron_79		2013-04-06 04:55:18 PM

rkiller1: Who puts moose knuckles in lasagna?

Mynd you møøse knuckles can be quite nasti.

jamspoon		2013-04-06 05:10:04 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: Do they raise moose in Sweden for food? Moose seem rather too majestic to eat.

They call it elk/ Which makes it all right as elk is not at all majestic

good_2_go		2013-04-06 05:10:47 PM

eraser8: I love deer venison. I'd probably like moose venison, too.

Moose tastes more like beef than deer.

The last moose dad bagged, he had the butcher mix pork into the "hamburger" and it was delicious.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-04-06 05:14:56 PM

Sid_6.7: Thanks, guys! My wife nearly choked to death on scrambled egg when I read your comments to her!

/classic Fark!
//thankfully my keyboard and monitor are intact
///+1 each

WalMartian: Over in one.

libranoelrose: This isn't a contest.

*tips hat*

Thanks, y'all - cheers!

penthesilea: Yes it is.

i470.photobucket.com

HAHAHAHAHA

farkmedown: But was its nose wiped? And who was hired to do it?

You may think this is funny, BUT IT'S SNOT

namegoeshere		2013-04-06 05:20:06 PM

What is the name of the slashie o letter, please? Does anyone know? Obviously I don't as I can't even type it properly. I was trying to spell a name to someone, but I couldn't do better than, "You know, the slashie o."

nanim		2013-04-06 05:21:03 PM

/Bottle-fed mooselet following 'mom' @ Kostroma Moose Farm

ukexpat		2013-04-06 05:28:49 PM

namegoeshere: What is the name of the slashie o letter, please? Does anyone know? Obviously I don't as I can't even type it properly. I was trying to spell a name to someone, but I couldn't do better than, "You know, the slashie o."

Not sure it has a name but it has a wiki:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ø

henryhill		2013-04-06 05:31:10 PM

namegoeshere: What is the name of the slashie o letter, please? Does anyone know? Obviously I don't as I can't even type it properly. I was trying to spell a name to someone, but I couldn't do better than, "You know, the slashie o."

I don't know what its called but its Norwegian not Swedish.

namegoeshere		2013-04-06 05:34:33 PM

ukexpat: namegoeshere: What is the name of the slashie o letter, please? Does anyone know? Obviously I don't as I can't even type it properly. I was trying to spell a name to someone, but I couldn't do better than, "You know, the slashie o."

Not sure it has a name but it has a wiki:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ø

Thank you.

henryhill: I don't know what its called but its Norwegian not Swedish.

Yeah, it was a pretty Norwegian name, Soren (but with the slashy o). I said, love it but for god's sake do the kid a favor and go with a regular o.

Gyrfalcon		2013-04-06 06:12:02 PM

downstairs: Mugato: Why does Ikea sell cheap build it yourself furniture and food in the same place? Just seems like a strange disconnect is all.

Many people don't have close access to an Ikea, and often make a day trip out of shopping there. So they provide a way for people to eat lunch there and stay in the store.

It would be a miserable day trip for me, but its a thing with Ikea customers.

I don't care how out of the way something is, I would never order moose lasagna.

parkthebus		2013-04-06 06:18:04 PM

Old Scandinavian McDonald had a moose farm, æ å ä ö ø

cc_rider		2013-04-06 06:29:12 PM

I hope that those responsible have been sacked.

utah dude		2013-04-06 06:40:00 PM

since when is ikea danish?

LonMead		2013-04-06 06:41:33 PM

cc_rider: I hope that those responsible have been sacked.

Yes, and the remainder of this thread will be completed at the last minute, and at great expense.

Gyrfalcon		2013-04-06 06:41:49 PM

cc_rider: I hope that those responsible have been sacked.

Christ, does that mean there's going to be llama meat in the lasagna now?

SirHolo		2013-04-06 06:49:55 PM

HairBolus: Moose (called Elk in Europe) tends to be very lean which means in making moose sausage you have to add fat, usually from a pig.

I can't find whether the lasagna was made from ground moose or moose sausage - I usually make lasagna from sausage because it has more flavor.

Anyway, moose can be both kosher and halal though I have no idea if Ikea's moose is prepared under religious supervision.

Are you sure? Please show me a picture of a moose foot (not knuckle, plz), prove that these are not indeed cloven-hoofed creatures!

Slu		2013-04-06 06:50:32 PM

Who the fark eats at Ikea? Going to Ikea sucks bad enough, why would you want to extend the stay?

SirHolo		2013-04-06 06:52:15 PM

namegoeshere: What is the name of the slashie o letter, please? Does anyone know? Obviously I don't as I can't even type it properly. I was trying to spell a name to someone, but I couldn't do better than, "You know, the slashie o."

Mathematicians call it "null."

ø, it's like a zero, but much more serious about it.

namegoeshere		2013-04-06 06:56:06 PM

SirHolo: namegoeshere: What is the name of the slashie o letter, please? Does anyone know? Obviously I don't as I can't even type it properly. I was trying to spell a name to someone, but I couldn't do better than, "You know, the slashie o."

Mathematicians call it "null."

ø, it's like a zero, but much more serious about it.

According to the wiki linked helpfully above, the closest to a name it has in English is "o with slash."

cc_rider		2013-04-06 06:56:42 PM

Gyrfalcon: cc_rider: I hope that those responsible have been sacked.

Christ, does that mean there's going to be llama meat in the lasagna now?

Perhaps some North Chilean Guanacos
(Closely related to the Llama)

Sid_6.7		2013-04-06 07:55:13 PM

namegoeshere: According to the wiki linked helpfully above, the closest to a name it has in English is "o with slash."

You mean the diagonal line that's circled?

GoodHomer		2013-04-06 08:14:20 PM

Sid_6.7: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mynd you, møøse lasagna Kan be pretty nasti.

CaptSacto: A pørk ønce bit my sister.
Nø realli!

Thanks, guys! My wife nearly choked to death on scrambled egg when I read your comments to her!

/classic Fark!
//thankfully my keyboard and monitor are intact
///+1 each

Your wife understands Monty Python humor? Man, good jorb marrying her.

namegoeshere		2013-04-06 08:16:19 PM

Sid_6.7: namegoeshere: According to the wiki linked helpfully above, the closest to a name it has in English is "o with slash."

You mean the diagonal line that's circled?

Yah, Sven. Dat one.

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