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		Mexicans fined in Canada for trying to export: A) Guns, B) Drugs, C) Polar bears? (sunnewsnetwork.ca)		27
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tenpoundsofcheese		2013-04-06 12:10:03 PM

This should be the Headline of the Year contest winner.

No use trying any more.

Work on the 2014 entries.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-04-06 12:24:51 PM

In other news, Tinker from Road House is now a Canadian customs officer

Flint Ironstag		2013-04-06 12:40:11 PM

When I become rich I want to secretly capture a polar bear and release it at the south pole. Just for the lulz.

ecmoRandomNumbers		2013-04-06 03:04:19 PM

One guy had been fined for trying to export a leper from the US.

LordOfThePings		2013-04-06 03:23:11 PM

Judge Kelly Moar

MOAR JUSTICE!

SwiftFox		2013-04-06 03:23:27 PM

Flint Ironstag: When I become rich I want to secretly capture a polar bear and release it at the south pole. Just for the lulz.

Just what we need, bipolar bears.

SpdrJay		2013-04-06 03:28:36 PM

But do these bears have the right to bare arms?

RoadRage78		2013-04-06 03:29:31 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: One guy had been fined for trying to export a leper from the US.

Saw that as well... Didn't realize it was necessarily a bad thing.

Oldiron_79		2013-04-06 03:37:48 PM

Flint Ironstag: When I become rich I want to secretly capture a polar bear and release it at the south pole. Just for the lulz.

Well I kind of had the same idea except more than 1 polar bear, lots of nummy penguins.

thecpt		2013-04-06 03:38:32 PM

Oh the darma initiative is going to be pissed

FARK rebel soldier		2013-04-06 03:41:56 PM

Shot the Russians, will shoot you if you try that again.

/obscure as hell

Badgers		2013-04-06 03:48:32 PM

FARK rebel soldier: [images.tvrage.com image 347x400]
Shot the Russians, will shoot you if you try that again.

/obscure as hell

Borealis isn't obscure, it came out this year...

bearded clamorer		2013-04-06 03:49:43 PM

And they would've gotten away with it too,
if it weren't for those meddling Customs Agents.

antron		2013-04-06 04:08:01 PM

Guys, where are we?

i48.tinypic.com

Vance Uppercut		2013-04-06 04:11:03 PM

They should just let some polar bears go into mexico and even the odds for a little while.

Day_Old_Dutchie		2013-04-06 04:12:32 PM

Flint Ironstag: When I become rich I want to secretly capture a polar bear and release it at the south pole. Just for the lulz.

s8.postimg.org

talkertopc		2013-04-06 04:52:09 PM

$80000 sounds like a slap on the wrist to those guys. And since when do conservationists kill animals for trophies?

Lonestar		2013-04-06 04:52:25 PM

Harper gouv lets free market regulate itself and allows polar bear hunting. Because, free market.

Oldiron_79		2013-04-06 05:19:18 PM

talkertopc: $80000 sounds like a slap on the wrist to those guys. And since when do conservationists kill animals for trophies?

It was coming strait for them.

brantgoose		2013-04-06 05:31:47 PM

The prophecy is coming true. Mexicans riding polar bears will sweep down from the North and throw open American borders to free immigration for the first time in a century.

I wouldn't want to be a Republican on that day. Or a Democrat for that matter.

I'm stocking up on Gold Ameros just in case.

rf134a		2013-04-06 05:32:20 PM

Hector Armando Martinez is a wealthy Mexican property developer, rancher and conservation enthusiast who in 1994 was fined $10,000 in the U.S. for attempting to illegally export live animals including tigers, an African lion, bears, jaguars and a leper into his homeland by truck, Moar heard.

Aren't there thousands of lepers in Mexico? Nothing a $50 of antibiotics can't take care of...
/Que?

CygnusDarius		2013-04-06 06:31:45 PM

brantgoose: The prophecy is coming true. Mexicans riding polar bears will sweep down from the North and throw open American borders to free immigration for the first time in a century.

And then, everyone will be forced to gay-marriage and have abortions every day.

capt.hollister		2013-04-06 07:26:44 PM

rf134a: Hector Armando Martinez is a wealthy Mexican property developer, rancher and conservation enthusiast who in 1994 was fined $10,000 in the U.S. for attempting to illegally export live animals including tigers, an African lion, bears, jaguars and a leper into his homeland by truck, Moar heard.

Aren't there thousands of lepers in Mexico? Nothing a $50 of antibiotics can't take care of...
/Que?

You need to replenish the stock because they just keep falling apart.

bratface		2013-04-06 07:59:31 PM

That article gave me a headache! Why don't reporters (or their editors) proofread their articles before publication?

wcvanhorne		2013-04-06 08:15:49 PM

CygnusDarius:
And then, everyone will be forced to gay-marriage and have abortions every day.

One or the other dude, one or the other... Unless that's the joke.