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(Daily Mail)   Who has the best sex in America? Let's start this with "NOT Subby" :(   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 21
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2013-04-06 01:09:17 PM  
5 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: I would think my wife is having the best sex in the USA.


Thanks, man! I am flattered.
2013-04-06 12:50:14 PM  
4 votes:
My modified toilet paper roller?
2013-04-06 07:18:07 AM  
3 votes:
Your mom on the other hand.......
2013-04-06 03:58:10 PM  
2 votes:
avoision.com
2013-04-06 02:19:07 PM  
2 votes:
The cockroaches are enjoying the best sex in the world, man.
2013-04-06 02:07:58 PM  
2 votes:
He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me
into a room, his room.
Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.
He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low,
reassuring voice close to my
ear. "Just relax."
Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused
hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my
calves, slowly but steadily.
My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow
I didn't care.
His touch was so experienced, so sure.
When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and
partly closed my eyes.
My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen,
my ribcage.
And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.
Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my
shoulders, slid them
down my tingling spine and into my panties.
Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and
expectant. This is a man, I thought.
A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking 'No' for an answer.
A man who would tell me what he wanted.
A man who would look into my soul and say . . . .


"Okay ma'am, you can board your flight now."
 I would say TSA agents.
2013-04-06 01:30:08 PM  
2 votes:

hardinparamedic: HairBolus: Then again Haggard became known as a hyper sexual who augmented sex with meth and male hookers.

So Ted Haggard was Bipolar?


He had the best sex because he always has a stick up his arse.  Prostate stimulation and all that.
2013-04-06 01:06:38 PM  
2 votes:
I would think my wife is having the best sex in the USA.
2013-04-06 12:59:08 PM  
2 votes:
Best sex? Kids between 18 and 22 that are actually in love with eachother. Bonus points if its a first love.

dirtiest kinkiest sex. Anyone over 25 thats jaded and has the skills to get laid the odd time
2013-04-06 05:03:32 PM  
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-04-06 03:05:06 PM  
1 votes:
white guys married to an asian?
2013-04-06 02:50:21 PM  
1 votes:

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Best sex? Kids between 18 and 22 that are actually in love with eachother. Bonus points if its a first love.

dirtiest kinkiest sex. Anyone over 25 thats jaded and has the skills to get laid the odd time


lol. 18-22 might be very pretty but they're high speed amateurs that rut like animals in heat. IMHO things get much better over time and with experience. and there is not enough dirty kinky jaded lovers, period.
2013-04-06 01:51:38 PM  
1 votes:

Fano: My modified toilet paper roller?


Wow. Just wow.
2013-04-06 01:17:40 PM  
1 votes:

99.998er: Mid_mo_mad_man: I would think my wife is having the best sex in the USA.

Thanks, man! I am flattered.


Came here to joke that my wife was having the best sex and that I just wish it was with me.
2013-04-06 01:09:41 PM  
1 votes:
TFA
Texan men are happiest with the size of their package, but Southwestern women are the least satisfied in bed

can someone post a quip here about pickups and firearms?
2013-04-06 01:06:37 PM  
1 votes:
Drew should just redirect this site to dailyfail.com and be done with it.
2013-04-06 01:02:41 PM  
1 votes:
I wouldn't think polling 18,000 members from a  dating sitewould make for a very good voice for sex surveys. That would be like polling a convent about best BJ technique.
2013-04-06 12:53:14 PM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: The very very poor and the very very wealthy.


I'll believe that. If you don't have a tv you have to learn to entertain yourself and if you have enough money you can recruit top talent.
2013-04-06 12:48:35 PM  
1 votes:
My right hand?   Oh, we are talking about best sex, not most sex.  Never mind.
2013-04-06 12:41:41 PM  
1 votes:
Women on tourist visas from Eastern Europe. They have the best sex in America.
2013-04-06 08:09:36 AM  
1 votes:
Lesbians.
 
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