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2013-04-06 02:30:27 PM

MythDragon: Well, dogs have the best style.


I just love it when she arches her back to take it deep. From another dog, I mean.
 
2013-04-06 02:31:58 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Best sex? Kids between 18 and 22 that are actually in love with eachother. Bonus points if its a first love.

dirtiest kinkiest sex. Anyone over 25 thats jaded and has the skills to get laid the odd time


Don't worry about your dissenters, this was the smartest thing I've read all day.  The only problem with the statement is the age ranges.  Some people never got laid til they were 25, and are slow bloomers, others are too repressed to ever make it to point B.

Then you have the one's who graduated too quickly for some reason or another...  I'm not even going to finish that sentence.

/Missionay's great at first
//Don't stick with that only for your whole life
 
2013-04-06 02:35:23 PM

coachellette: teenage mutant ninja rapist: coachellette: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Best sex? Kids between 18 and 22 that are actually in love with eachother. Bonus points if its a first love.

dirtiest kinkiest sex. Anyone over 25 thats jaded and has the skills to get laid the odd time

If we didn't already know you're male, we know now.

Whats that have to do with anything?
and I fail to see how someone could disagree with my statement unless they've tried both and have another theory in mind.

I'm sorry if that true for you. The adage about the sexual peak of men vs. women must be true. I used to think that there was no way it could improve when I was 19. Thank goodness I was wrong; sex has only gotten better and better for me with age.


My enjoyment has always depended on my enjoyment of my partner. Most in love at 20. It was great. Now at 27 its more like sport or exercise.
 
2013-04-06 02:35:52 PM

maxheck: teenage mutant ninja rapist:

Best sex? Kids between 18 and 22 that are actually in love with eachother. Bonus points if its a first love.

dirtiest kinkiest sex. Anyone over 25 thats jaded and has the skills to get laid the odd time

Having experienced both... Yeah, pretty much this.

When you're young it's fresh and fun and vanilla and your bodies work well, when you're old it's multi-orgasmic and kinky and a heck of a lot more interesting.


Ah, I recall hot college sex. Now, at 38, every joint in my body pops and cracks from a series of motorcycle accidents and those stupid tequila stunts like jumping from a balcony into a pool. But you know what? I know what I'm doing, now. And that's why I prefer women over 30. We all love it when a college girl walks into the bar with tan legs, short white shorts, and perky tits - but once you get past the thrill of touching young flesh they really bring nothing else to the table. It's like farking one of those life-sized promotional cardboard cutouts.

/old chicks FTW
 
2013-04-06 02:40:22 PM

Mister Buttons: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Best sex? Kids between 18 and 22 that are actually in love with eachother. Bonus points if its a first love.

dirtiest kinkiest sex. Anyone over 25 thats jaded and has the skills to get laid the odd time

Don't worry about your dissenters, this was the smartest thing I've read all day.  The only problem with the statement is the age ranges.  Some people never got laid til they were 25, and are slow bloomers, others are too repressed to ever make it to point B.

Then you have the one's who graduated too quickly for some reason or another...  I'm not even going to finish that sentence.

/Missionay's great at first
//Don't stick with that only for your whole life


The thing is, were all correct. It obviously depends on the individual (:romero:). I realize there will come a point that if I'm lucky enough to live a long life, my body will defy me. But at 31, both me and my partner (32) are blowing the sex we had a decade ago out of the water. It's not even comparable.
 
2013-04-06 02:40:22 PM
Me!
 
2013-04-06 02:40:48 PM
When I was in the music biz ... oh my
Now? Raising cattle?
Fuggedaboutit

/adore my wife
 
2013-04-06 02:41:59 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: coachellette: teenage mutant ninja rapist: coachellette: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Best sex? Kids between 18 and 22 that are actually in love with eachother. Bonus points if its a first love.

dirtiest kinkiest sex. Anyone over 25 thats jaded and has the skills to get laid the odd time

If we didn't already know you're male, we know now.

Whats that have to do with anything?
and I fail to see how someone could disagree with my statement unless they've tried both and have another theory in mind.

I'm sorry if that true for you. The adage about the sexual peak of men vs. women must be true. I used to think that there was no way it could improve when I was 19. Thank goodness I was wrong; sex has only gotten better and better for me with age.

My enjoyment has always depended on my enjoyment of my partner. Most in love at 20. It was great. Now at 27 its more like sport or exercise.


Yikes. :(

You're much too young to have average sex, dude. There's definitely a different factor at play there.
 
2013-04-06 02:46:28 PM
Frequency /= quality.

Plus, it depends on stuff like personal standards, and partner satisfaction.

Blondes only? Brunettes? Only wealthy women >60? Fat chicks, or no fat chicks? Fake boobs or no fake boobs? Etc.

I don't think anything shy of a Kinsey report can measure that stuff.
 
2013-04-06 02:50:21 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Best sex? Kids between 18 and 22 that are actually in love with eachother. Bonus points if its a first love.

dirtiest kinkiest sex. Anyone over 25 thats jaded and has the skills to get laid the odd time


lol. 18-22 might be very pretty but they're high speed amateurs that rut like animals in heat. IMHO things get much better over time and with experience. and there is not enough dirty kinky jaded lovers, period.
 
2013-04-06 02:52:40 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Lesbians.


That makes sense. The less you have, the better what you do have seems.
 
2013-04-06 02:56:17 PM
dickfreckle:

maxheck: teenage mutant ninja rapist:

Best sex? Kids between 18 and 22 that are actually in love with eachother. Bonus points if its a first love.

dirtiest kinkiest sex. Anyone over 25 thats jaded and has the skills to get laid the odd time

Having experienced both... Yeah, pretty much this.

When you're young it's fresh and fun and vanilla and your bodies work well, when you're old it's multi-orgasmic and kinky and a heck of a lot more interesting.

Ah, I recall hot college sex. Now, at 38, every joint in my body pops and cracks from a series of motorcycle accidents and those stupid tequila stunts like jumping from a balcony into a pool. But you know what? I know what I'm doing, now. And that's why I prefer women over 30. We all love it when a college girl walks into the bar with tan legs, short white shorts, and perky tits - but once you get past the thrill of touching young flesh they really bring nothing else to the table. It's like farking one of those life-sized promotional cardboard cutouts.

/old chicks FTW


There is nothing... *NOTHING* more gratifying to the male ego than the first time your sweetie passes out from too much / too intense orgasms. Didn't find that out until I was in my late 20's and was with someone in her mid-40's.

I was fortunate in that I had a lot of sex in my youth, yeah, she was always wet and I could get it up on demand, but it was all pretty vanilla. I like things better now.

I have never understood the fascination with virgins.... Sure, the equipment is all shiny and new, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT!
 
2013-04-06 02:56:37 PM
I am totally okay with these findings.  When you combine the geology descriptions you get northeast midwest, and that's Michigan baby.  That's it is shape like a mitt, big high five to the big guy.
 
2013-04-06 02:57:23 PM

KrispyKritter: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Best sex? Kids between 18 and 22 that are actually in love with eachother. Bonus points if its a first love.

dirtiest kinkiest sex. Anyone over 25 thats jaded and has the skills to get laid the odd time

lol. 18-22 might be very pretty but they're high speed amateurs that rut like animals in heat. IMHO things get much better over time and with experience. and there is not enough dirty kinky jaded lovers, period.


Meh everyone is different. My girl at 20 her and I were head over heels for eachother. And i wouldnt call what her and I did amateur. Or short.
Sex is still fun. But its a big difference between sex and actually making love when your both in love.

And near as I can tell you only fall in love like that when your young and innocent
 
2013-04-06 03:04:46 PM
Sorry, I meant:  That's  whyit is shaped like a mitt.

Carry on.
 
2013-04-06 03:05:05 PM

brantgoose: In Canada, Newfoundlanders have the most sex, so I'd say whichever state has the highest unemployment rate. Time on their hands. Conversely, whichever state has the longest working hours and the lowest unemployment rate is too pooped to stupe.


Have you been there? There are no more than 5 women worth hitting.
 
2013-04-06 03:05:06 PM
white guys married to an asian?
 
2013-04-06 03:07:09 PM
Didn't we just discuss this a couple of days ago?  I'm still depressed from that, so I'll just stay out of this one .  :(
 
2013-04-06 03:16:40 PM

thisiszombocom: white guys married to an asian?


hmmmm, I don't think my wife got the memo...
 
2013-04-06 03:23:29 PM
* Texan men are happiest with the size of their package, but Southwestern women are the least satisfied in bed

Once again the FARK rebel micropeen(tm) comes out a head of the come petition.
 
2013-04-06 03:28:11 PM
teenage mutant ninja rapist:

And near as I can tell you only fall in love like that when your young and innocent

It's possible. I have my Rose, and she and I are both on the older side.
 
2013-04-06 03:33:39 PM
Tonto Goldberg.

/ Old joke
 
2013-04-06 03:58:10 PM
avoision.com
 
2013-04-06 04:13:34 PM
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Came home from work last night to a party at my place.  Ended up with a cutie in my bed.  Was pretty damn nice!
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Awesome Username: picturescrazy: 99.998er: Mid_mo_mad_man: I would think my wife is having the best sex in the USA.

Thanks, man! I am flattered.

Came here to joke that my wife was having the best sex and that I just wish it was with me.

My husband says the same thing now too.  Seriously.

/ship sailed when he started enjoyed ESPN and Bud more than me in the evenings.


<Checks profile pic>

How you doin?
/oblig
 
2013-04-06 04:46:10 PM
Man I must be missing out (actually I know I'm missing out).  Sex hasn't really gotten better with age for me.  Well, orgasms are better, easier, and more frequent, but the thrill just isn't there anymore.  I kind of miss when I was younger and it was all new.  I loved the exploration side of things and doing things you only fantasized about.  Now it just feels like "done it," "tried it," "not worth the effort," "didn't like it," "doesn't do it for me anymore."  It's so routine :(.  Blah now I'm depressed.
 
2013-04-06 04:58:26 PM
I'd have gone with Wall Street and Washington D.C.. They are farking the whole country.
 
2013-04-06 05:02:29 PM
Those Midwest farmers' daughters really make me feel alright
 
2013-04-06 05:03:32 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-06 05:36:27 PM
I would just like to point out that I'm from the midwest and living in the northeast.

/ So I've got....enhanced frustration...
 
2013-04-06 05:56:05 PM
Whoever just finished polling 18,000 people, that's who!
 
2013-04-06 05:57:55 PM

PillsHere: Man I must be missing out (actually I know I'm missing out).  Sex hasn't really gotten better with age for me.  Well, orgasms are better, easier, and more frequent, but the thrill just isn't there anymore.  I kind of miss when I was younger and it was all new.  I loved the exploration side of things and doing things you only fantasized about.  Now it just feels like "done it," "tried it," "not worth the effort," "didn't like it," "doesn't do it for me anymore."  It's so routine :(.  Blah now I'm depressed.


You sound female.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-04-06 06:11:12 PM

cretinbob: Your mom on the other hand.......


Which hand you using on her Bob?
 
2013-04-06 06:32:24 PM

theBigBigEye: Bah! Sex is overrated, anyway!


Honey? Is that you?
I was going say that but apparently my wife beat me to it...
 
2013-04-06 06:45:17 PM

maxheck: I have never understood the fascination with virgins.... Sure, the equipment is all shiny and new, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT!


Virgins...ugh. I only did it once with a high school girlfriend. Sure, it was emotionally satisfying for both of us, but Jesus - not comfortable at all. Everyone remarks about the discomfort for a girl, but forget that it's not all unicorns and rainbows for the guy, either. Try ramming your dick into some drywall for perspective.

Sure, some religions and cults (do I repeat myself?) value the virgin, but even at 16 I was done with it.
 
2013-04-06 07:08:37 PM
FTFA: <b>online dating site loveagain.com</b> surveyed 18,000 people throughout the United States, and according to the results, it depends on whom you ask.

yes, because if you want honest answers about personal aspects of a persons life, someone on a dating site is where you want to go....


I say this as someone who recently was on two dating sites, luckily I found someone really awesome fairly quickly, but good lord it wasn't fast enough. Lying about age, lying about height, lying about weight, posting outdated pics, and the questions you answer so you can be matched with likeminded folks? pffft.... are you serious?


as to the article itself, are they counting SoCal as southwestern? or is it just AZ/NM.... would they include Texas? I'd love to see raw data, for shiats and giggles sicne I would trust the answers if their tongues were notarized by the pope.
 
2013-04-06 07:26:12 PM

99.998er: I wouldn't think polling 18,000 members from a  dating sitewould make for a very good voice for sex surveys. That would be like polling a convent about best BJ technique.


Polling a seminary, on the other hand. . . .
 
2013-04-06 10:12:15 PM
Great Odins Raven * * Smartest * Funniest 2013-04-06 01:45:43 PM Only 25% of the population has sex once a week or more? Doesn't this seem low to most of you?
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About 40% of the nation is obese, people are probably so out of shape, they can't even have sex.
 
2013-04-07 12:21:45 AM
I feel bad for you, subby. I, too, have had a horrible sex life.

I did pretty good until I was about 8 years old.

I sucked a man's penis when I was 3. Not to completion or anything, I think I had my mouth on it when my uncle came home and the guy hopped up and said whatever he said to make me not talk about it.

When I was 5, a girl brought me a piece of yellow american "cheese" in her shed. I took one bite. It was disgusting. So I traded it back to her for a kiss.

When I was 6, I went over to a neighbor's house and got naked with the black girl that lived there. I got completely naked, she just pulled her jeans down. We were under her blanket. Her mom realized we were being quiet and came into the room and ripped the blanket up.

When I was 7 or 8, we lived on an air force base in New Hampshire and I had a 12 year old girl sleep over. I showed her a magazine I had found in my dad's drawer.  Then we had "sex". I mean, we got naked, and I'm pretty sure I stuck my penis in her vagina. But it got all red because she probably wasn't old enough to get wet. Then we heard my mom so I jumped off of her.

After that, I had a horrible time getting women. It doesn't help that my dick doesn't always do what it's supposed to. For a short time I thought maybe everybody had problems getting it up, but it turns out that it was just me.
 
2013-04-07 01:27:00 AM
HaywoodJablonski:
"Males"

I would have guessed that too, but the article claims otherwise.
 
2013-04-07 09:52:24 AM
Came in thinking "people in investment finance" was the answer; leaving satisfied with the "Northeast" answer.
 
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