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(Daily Mail)   Who has the best sex in America? Let's start this with "NOT Subby" :(   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 90
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2013-04-06 07:18:07 AM  
Your mom on the other hand.......
 
2013-04-06 08:09:36 AM  
Lesbians.
 
2013-04-06 08:21:24 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Lesbians.


go on....
 
2013-04-06 12:41:41 PM  
Women on tourist visas from Eastern Europe. They have the best sex in America.
 
2013-04-06 12:48:35 PM  
My right hand?   Oh, we are talking about best sex, not most sex.  Never mind.
 
2013-04-06 12:50:14 PM  
My modified toilet paper roller?
 
2013-04-06 12:50:33 PM  
The very very poor and the very very wealthy.
 
2013-04-06 12:53:14 PM  

vudukungfu: The very very poor and the very very wealthy.


I'll believe that. If you don't have a tv you have to learn to entertain yourself and if you have enough money you can recruit top talent.
 
2013-04-06 12:54:07 PM  
Well, dogs have the best style.
 
2013-04-06 12:57:12 PM  
Any woman who has the privilege of being with me.
 
2013-04-06 12:58:38 PM  
Done in one
 
2013-04-06 12:59:08 PM  
Best sex? Kids between 18 and 22 that are actually in love with eachother. Bonus points if its a first love.

dirtiest kinkiest sex. Anyone over 25 thats jaded and has the skills to get laid the odd time
 
2013-04-06 12:59:33 PM  
So those who have the most sex have the lowest sex drive?  Perhaps they're just less sexually frustrated and less desperately horny since they get laid the most often.
 
2013-04-06 01:02:41 PM  
I wouldn't think polling 18,000 members from a  dating sitewould make for a very good voice for sex surveys. That would be like polling a convent about best BJ technique.
 
2013-04-06 01:04:26 PM  

FizixJunkee: So those who have the most sex have the lowest sex drive?  Perhaps they're just less sexually frustrated and less desperately horny since they get laid the most often.


=================

High stress levels in the Northeast.
 
2013-04-06 01:06:08 PM  
Another quality, hard hitting article by the Daily Mail. One only thinks with envy what their average reader base is.

www.dba-oracle.com
 
2013-04-06 01:06:37 PM  
Drew should just redirect this site to dailyfail.com and be done with it.
 
2013-04-06 01:06:38 PM  
I would think my wife is having the best sex in the USA.
 
2013-04-06 01:08:16 PM  

99.998er: I wouldn't think polling 18,000 members from a  dating sitewould make for a very good voice for sex surveys. That would be like polling a convent about best BJ technique.


I don't think that particular example adequately conveys your point.  (Quite the contrary.)  However, it is a valid point.

(Could be wrong.)
 
2013-04-06 01:09:17 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: I would think my wife is having the best sex in the USA.


Thanks, man! I am flattered.
 
2013-04-06 01:09:41 PM  
TFA
Texan men are happiest with the size of their package, but Southwestern women are the least satisfied in bed

can someone post a quip here about pickups and firearms?
 
2013-04-06 01:10:49 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: I would think my wife is having the best sex in the USA.


And the man she has it with while you watch and wait to clean up with your mouth afterwords surely appreciates your opinion in the matter!
 
2013-04-06 01:13:17 PM  
Subby's mom obviously. You can tell by the line around the corner.
 
2013-04-06 01:14:00 PM  
Males
 
2013-04-06 01:14:56 PM  
My lovely lady friend, Handrea.
 
2013-04-06 01:15:25 PM  

hardinparamedic: Mid_mo_mad_man: I would think my wife is having the best sex in the USA.

And the man she has it with while you watch and wait to clean up with your mouth afterwords surely appreciates your opinion in the matter!


and you're speaking from experience? or living vicariously through others?
 
2013-04-06 01:15:54 PM  
This guy now owns the word Best©.

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-04-06 01:17:10 PM  

BostonEMT: and you're speaking from experience? or living vicariously through others?


Well, I certainly don't know that you didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, Sir.

I don't see you denying this.
 
2013-04-06 01:17:40 PM  

99.998er: Mid_mo_mad_man: I would think my wife is having the best sex in the USA.

Thanks, man! I am flattered.


Came here to joke that my wife was having the best sex and that I just wish it was with me.
 
2013-04-06 01:17:52 PM  
I'll just add this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNVE37BGVE

/everybody
 
2013-04-06 01:19:16 PM  
I thought the best sex belongs to members of Evangelical Mega Churches such as Pastor Ted Haggard of the New Life Church..

From  Christianity Today

In an earlier Pelosi documentary, Friends of God, Haggard had bragged to the camera that evangelism was life on steroids - even our sex lives were better because of Jesus. "All the surveys say that evangelicals have the best sex life of any other group," he said, and then had two young men from his church tell Pelosi how often they had sex with their wives ("every day") and how often their wives reached climax ("every time").

Then again Haggard became known as a hyper sexual who augmented sex with meth and male hookers.
 
2013-04-06 01:20:09 PM  

picturescrazy: 99.998er: Mid_mo_mad_man: I would think my wife is having the best sex in the USA.

Thanks, man! I am flattered.

Came here to joke that my wife was having the best sex and that I just wish it was with me.


My husband says the same thing now too.  Seriously.

/ship sailed when he started enjoyed ESPN and Bud more than me in the evenings.
 
2013-04-06 01:21:20 PM  
teenage mutant ninja rapist:

Best sex? Kids between 18 and 22 that are actually in love with eachother. Bonus points if its a first love.

dirtiest kinkiest sex. Anyone over 25 thats jaded and has the skills to get laid the odd time

Having experienced both... Yeah, pretty much this.

When you're young it's fresh and fun and vanilla and your bodies work well, when you're old it's multi-orgasmic and kinky and a heck of a lot more interesting.
 
2013-04-06 01:22:54 PM  

HairBolus: Then again Haggard became known as a hyper sexual who augmented sex with meth and male hookers.


So Ted Haggard was Bipolar?
 
rka
2013-04-06 01:27:53 PM  
I'm always baffled by all the US-centric articles from The Daily Mail. They're not even important, political type stuff either. Frivolous, useless articles about the most banal of things.
 
2013-04-06 01:30:08 PM  

hardinparamedic: HairBolus: Then again Haggard became known as a hyper sexual who augmented sex with meth and male hookers.

So Ted Haggard was Bipolar?


He had the best sex because he always has a stick up his arse.  Prostate stimulation and all that.
 
2013-04-06 01:30:50 PM  

Mister Buttons: He had the best sex because he always has a stick up his arse.  Prostate stimulation and all that.


Not that there's anything necessarily wrong with that.
 
2013-04-06 01:45:09 PM  
the girl I'm on top of/behind
 
2013-04-06 01:45:43 PM  
Only 25% of the population has sex once a week or more? Doesn't this seem low to most of you?

Once every third leap year seems to be about the average for me.
 
2013-04-06 01:51:38 PM  

Fano: My modified toilet paper roller?


Wow. Just wow.
 
2013-04-06 02:00:17 PM  
Except in the South, where they like to get frisky on Mondays.

All that church on Sunday.
 
2013-04-06 02:02:15 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Best sex? Kids between 18 and 22 that are actually in love with eachother. Bonus points if its a first love.

dirtiest kinkiest sex. Anyone over 25 thats jaded and has the skills to get laid the odd time


If we didn't already know you're male, we know now.
 
2013-04-06 02:07:54 PM  
Dog?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-06 02:07:58 PM  
He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me
into a room, his room.
Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.
He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low,
reassuring voice close to my
ear. "Just relax."
Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused
hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my
calves, slowly but steadily.
My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow
I didn't care.
His touch was so experienced, so sure.
When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and
partly closed my eyes.
My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen,
my ribcage.
And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.
Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my
shoulders, slid them
down my tingling spine and into my panties.
Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and
expectant. This is a man, I thought.
A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking 'No' for an answer.
A man who would tell me what he wanted.
A man who would look into my soul and say . . . .


"Okay ma'am, you can board your flight now."
 I would say TSA agents.
 
2013-04-06 02:12:15 PM  

coachellette: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Best sex? Kids between 18 and 22 that are actually in love with eachother. Bonus points if its a first love.

dirtiest kinkiest sex. Anyone over 25 thats jaded and has the skills to get laid the odd time

If we didn't already know you're male, we know now.


Whats that have to do with anything?
and I fail to see how someone could disagree with my statement unless they've tried both and have another theory in mind.
 
2013-04-06 02:16:18 PM  
Bah! Sex is overrated, anyway!
 
2013-04-06 02:18:19 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: coachellette: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Best sex? Kids between 18 and 22 that are actually in love with eachother. Bonus points if its a first love.

dirtiest kinkiest sex. Anyone over 25 thats jaded and has the skills to get laid the odd time

If we didn't already know you're male, we know now.

Whats that have to do with anything?
and I fail to see how someone could disagree with my statement unless they've tried both and have another theory in mind.


I'm sorry if that true for you. The adage about the sexual peak of men vs. women must be true. I used to think that there was no way it could improve when I was 19. Thank goodness I was wrong; sex has only gotten better and better for me with age.
 
2013-04-06 02:19:07 PM  
The cockroaches are enjoying the best sex in the world, man.
 
2013-04-06 02:27:31 PM  
In Canada, Newfoundlanders have the most sex, so I'd say whichever state has the highest unemployment rate. Time on their hands. Conversely, whichever state has the longest working hours and the lowest unemployment rate is too pooped to stupe.
 
2013-04-06 02:28:01 PM  
This just in: Texan men are deluded in ALL matters. Ric Romero reporting.


/u mad?
 
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