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2013-04-06 06:27:47 AM  
Please, please, please, please be a girl!

/faith in longevity medicine
 
2013-04-06 08:47:31 AM  
Feh.
 
2013-04-06 11:55:40 AM  
She told me she was the pill!
 
2013-04-06 12:04:39 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: She told me she was the pill!



Know who else was the PIL?

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-06 12:30:47 PM  
Considering the genetics, might be the first baby to punch it's way out of the womb.
 
2013-04-06 12:32:12 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
first thing i thought of.
 
2013-04-06 12:33:45 PM  
This will probably mean that her part in X-Men Days of Future Past will be even smaller and they'll have her standing  behind a plant or something.
 
2013-04-06 12:34:09 PM  
I totally pulled out in time, I swear
 
2013-04-06 12:38:46 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x449]
first thing i thought of.


WTF?
 
2013-04-06 12:45:21 PM  
there is no Justice.
 
2013-04-06 12:46:51 PM  

soupbone: Markoff_Cheney: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x449]
first thing i thought of.

WTF?


welcome to the internet?
/hive of scum and villainy etc
 
2013-04-06 12:49:11 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: soupbone: Markoff_Cheney: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x449]
first thing i thought of.

WTF?

welcome to the internet?
/hive of scum and villainy etc


Ok, let me state the question a different way. What the hell is the origin of that pic? That dude looks like he is about 10 years old.
 
2013-04-06 12:52:18 PM  

soupbone: Markoff_Cheney: soupbone: Markoff_Cheney: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x449]
first thing i thought of.

WTF?

welcome to the internet?
/hive of scum and villainy etc

Ok, let me state the question a different way. What the hell is the origin of that pic? That dude looks like he is about 10 years old.



roneradionowindy.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-06 12:53:43 PM  

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: soupbone: Markoff_Cheney: soupbone: Markoff_Cheney: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x449]
first thing i thought of.

WTF?

welcome to the internet?
/hive of scum and villainy etc

Ok, let me state the question a different way. What the hell is the origin of that pic? That dude looks like he is about 10 years old.


[roneradionowindy.files.wordpress.com image 400x500]


Do you have the original of that pic?
 
2013-04-06 12:55:49 PM  
 
2013-04-06 12:59:03 PM  

soupbone: Markoff_Cheney: soupbone: Markoff_Cheney: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x449]
first thing i thought of.

WTF?

welcome to the internet?
/hive of scum and villainy etc

Ok, let me state the question a different way. What the hell is the origin of that pic? That dude looks like he is about 10 years old.


well...

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: soupbone: Markoff_Cheney: soupbone: Markoff_Cheney: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x449]
first thing i thought of.

WTF?

welcome to the internet?
/hive of scum and villainy etc

Ok, let me state the question a different way. What the hell is the origin of that pic? That dude looks like he is about 10 years old.


[roneradionowindy.files.wordpress.com image 400x500]


yup.  that about sums it up.
the origin of the pic is an effed up kid on facebook making obscene comments.  its more common than you would think.
 
2013-04-06 01:02:03 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: soupbone: Markoff_Cheney: soupbone: Markoff_Cheney: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x449]
first thing i thought of.

WTF?

welcome to the internet?
/hive of scum and villainy etc

Ok, let me state the question a different way. What the hell is the origin of that pic? That dude looks like he is about 10 years old.

well...

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: soupbone: Markoff_Cheney: soupbone: Markoff_Cheney: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x449]
first thing i thought of.

WTF?

welcome to the internet?
/hive of scum and villainy etc

Ok, let me state the question a different way. What the hell is the origin of that pic? That dude looks like he is about 10 years old.


[roneradionowindy.files.wordpress.com image 400x500]

yup.  that about sums it up.
the origin of the pic is an effed up kid on facebook making obscene comments.  its more common than you would think.


I thought it was a meme I had missed and was expecting a Paul Harvey type moment.
 
mjg
2013-04-06 01:03:45 PM  
Excuse me, I thought it was getting dusty in there.
 
2013-04-06 01:06:03 PM  
Don't kid yourselves. At 46 it's highly likely she used donor eggs. Natural conception at 46 (which usually means delivering at 47) is extremely rare. These celebrity women having kids at very advanced ages lie about their use of donor eggs because they haven't decided yet if they will tell their child one day. That's fine except it can mislead some women into thinking they can delay childbearing into their late 30s and early 40s without any fertility concerns.
 
2013-04-06 01:06:58 PM  

soupbone: Markoff_Cheney: soupbone: Markoff_Cheney: soupbone: Markoff_Cheney: 

I thought it was a meme I had missed and was expecting a Paul Harvey type moment.


i.imgur.comkids these days...
back to the subject at hand
www.joblo.com
 
2013-04-06 01:13:18 PM  
Wasn't me.

Lord knows I tried.
 
2013-04-06 01:42:29 PM  
he's 47, she's 46. old sperm and old eggs do not a good kid make
 
2013-04-06 01:57:53 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: he's 47, she's 46. old sperm and old eggs do not a good kid make


sperm don't get old
 
2013-04-06 02:02:25 PM  

Lipspinach: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: he's 47, she's 46. old sperm and old eggs do not a good kid make

sperm don't get old


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-06 02:04:58 PM  

John Buck 41: Lipspinach: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: he's 47, she's 46. old sperm and old eggs do not a good kid make

sperm don't get old

[25.media.tumblr.com image 410x260]


Which reminds me. I havn't watched that in a coon's age. May do just that in a couple minutes.

Robert Duvall is a horribly underrated actor.
 
2013-04-06 02:46:42 PM  

John Buck 41: Robert Duvall is a horribly underrated actor.


How so?
 
2013-04-06 02:57:24 PM  
pic of subby:

matteomazzali.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-06 03:22:36 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-06 04:03:11 PM  

Primum non nocere: Don't kid yourselves. At 46 it's highly likely she used donor eggs. Natural conception at 46 (which usually means delivering at 47) is extremely rare. These celebrity women having kids at very advanced ages lie about their use of donor eggs because they haven't decided yet if they will tell their child one day. That's fine except it can mislead some women into thinking they can delay childbearing into their late 30s and early 40s without any fertility concerns.


She's prepping for her next film, Trisomy 21.
 
2013-04-06 04:04:51 PM  
sperm don't get old

think you're wrong pardner, older fathers have more chance of autistic sons
 
2013-04-06 04:15:43 PM  
Men can father children in their 60s and 70s. But I wouldn't recommend it. Longer time to conception, higher miscarriage rates, more newly-arising mutations (e.g. muscular dystrophy), and more complex epigenetic disorders (e.g. autism & schizophrenia).

The effects of paternal age are moderate in size, but definitely statistically present, especially after ages 50-55.
 
2013-04-06 04:16:24 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: sperm don't get old

think you're wrong pardner, older fathers have more chance of autistic sons


Split that hair?  He may mean the sperm themselves, in which case I think he may be right.  Sperm produced by older men tend to be a bit more dicey, though, I believe you're correct about that.
 
2013-04-06 04:28:43 PM  
Anthony Quinn fathered a child at around age 80. Yick.
 
2013-04-06 04:34:40 PM  
Halle, for the love of fark, do NOT wear something like in that second picture ever again. You look like a farking hobbit for godssakes...
 
2013-04-06 04:42:13 PM  

Primum non nocere: Don't kid yourselves. At 46 it's highly likely she used donor eggs. Natural conception at 46 (which usually means delivering at 47) is extremely rare. These celebrity women having kids at very advanced ages lie about their use of donor eggs because they haven't decided yet if they will tell their child one day. That's fine except it can mislead some women into thinking they can delay childbearing into their late 30s and early 40s without any fertility concerns.


Seems like the Howard Families might have found themselves a new member.
 
2013-04-06 05:01:09 PM  
Given Halle Berry's track record, I feel almost as bad for this kid as the Kimye baby.
 
2013-04-06 05:13:31 PM  

rynthetyn: Given Halle Berry's track record, I feel almost as bad for this kid as the Kimye baby.


Have you seen the shiat she's been putting up with? She has every right to be a little biatchy. Problem is, since the paparazzi know she's one to fly off the handle, they're just trolling her now.

Watch this video and tell me she doesn't have the right to get a little heated with the morons with the cameras. Link
 
2013-04-06 05:34:54 PM  
Just great! More stretch marks!
 
2013-04-06 06:13:22 PM  

sirrerun: John Buck 41: Robert Duvall is a horribly underrated actor.

How so?


Well, obviously with all those nominations he should've won more often. Oh, right, I forgot..."it's an honor just to be nominated." (said no one ever with conviction)
 
2013-04-06 06:15:26 PM  
I just hope they don't give birth to a little beige Keith Richards. Might be one fine looking tard, though.
 
2013-04-06 10:14:52 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: /faith in longevity medicine


Never mind faith; let's pump some serious money into that.
 
2013-04-08 04:05:51 PM  
A few haters in this thread who probably knocked up their high-school sweetie at age 22.
 
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