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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   When you're dancing naked in the middle of the street at 8:00 AM because you crashed your car after smoking a mix marijuana and embalming fluid, it's time to do some soul searching   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 58
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2013-04-06 07:31:17 AM  
The only thing worse than a naked guy banging on his car is the guy who tries to work out where his life went wrong while naked and out of his mind on drugs he's pretty sure someone in high school said were awesome.
 
2013-04-06 07:53:27 AM  
That's how I do soul searching you insensitive clod!
 
2013-04-06 08:33:26 AM  
Whose soul should I be searching for? And should I bring a fiddle?
 
2013-04-06 09:43:27 AM  
I believe that embalming fluid is legal.

Or as they say in the gun threads, "Just another responsible pot smoker."
 
2013-04-06 10:07:54 AM  
Well, I'm not sure right then is the best time.
But I bet he'll have lots of time for that later.
 
2013-04-06 10:28:08 AM  
Had he just stayed on the sidewalk, he wouldn't need to do any soul searching.
 
2013-04-06 10:30:25 AM  
Deathsticks are a helluva drug.
 
2013-04-06 10:32:24 AM  
The Looove Boat
Soon will be making another run...

/I thought that saying was local
 
2013-04-06 10:32:39 AM  
Oh come on subby, he's half way there and living on a prayer.
 
2013-04-06 10:38:10 AM  
The danger of taking street jargon literally finds another victim.

"embalming fluid" is PCP.  Smoking a PCP laced joint is called getting "wet" or "buck naked."
 
2013-04-06 10:38:28 AM  
They sold those in NO 20 years ago.
They called them "clickems".

NOTE FROM FLORIDA TO THE OTHER STATES:
Please stop sending us all your insane arseholes. It has made our once great state unpleasant to live in.
 
2013-04-06 10:39:26 AM  
Don't be so judgmental!
 
2013-04-06 10:49:30 AM  

dstrick44: They sold those in NO 20 years ago.
They called them "clickems".

NOTE FROM FLORIDA TO THE OTHER STATES:
Please stop sending us all your insane arseholes. It has made our once great state unpleasant to live in.


Sure, just as soon as Y'all stop electing them for public office.
 
2013-04-06 10:51:22 AM  
Depends on where the dancing is taking place.  Is it in Chicago?  Maybe down in New Orleans?  How about New York City?  Maybe it doesn't matter where you are.  Maybe all you need is music, sweet music.
 
2013-04-06 10:52:20 AM  
Subby's been smoking a mix something.
 
2013-04-06 11:03:57 AM  

thamike: The danger of taking street jargon literally finds another victim.

"embalming fluid" is PCP.  Smoking a PCP laced joint is called getting "wet" or "buck naked."


Eat the sandwich, Dave.  Dave, eat the sandwich.  Gimme that damn sandwich.
 
2013-04-06 11:07:03 AM  
But back to the incident: Two more police officers were also exposed to the overwhelming chemical smell, causing all three to require medical attention take advantage of being allowed to goof off at the ER for a few hours, playing games on their cellphones.
If all three of them were stupid enough to expose themselves to the "overwhelming" chemical odor without appropriate protective gear, at least two of them need to be fired for gross incompetence. Or does it take three cops to reach into a vehicle and shut off the ignition and stereo, the only apparent immediate need?


I could understand if the task involved changing a lightbulb, but...
 
2013-04-06 11:14:39 AM  
Dammit, Smokey!
 
2013-04-06 11:22:55 AM  
Back around 85-86 we called them fooma sticks, Fark u up.

/Daly Ave. BX
 
2013-04-06 11:24:36 AM  
That used to be very popular among the urbans in New Orleans during the 80's. They used to call them
'clickems' , 'sherms' or 'shermans'. Have also heard of this referred to as 'getting wet' or they would mix it with tobacco or mint leaves and refer to 'smoking mint'. It is Phencyclidine ( PCP) definitely. I've heard two different ideas avout the 'embalming fluid' thing. One school of thought was that formaldehyde sounded more reasonable than telling someone they were going to smoke PCP or 'angel dust'. The other school swears that true drug addicts intentionally referred to the phencyclidine as 'formaldehyde'. These days most common preservative used for tissue preservation is 'formalin' and would more than likely be very unhealthy to smoke.
.
Either way that shiat will fark you up worse than the March of Dimes. Full ass trippin' balls with visual hallucinations and often floating or hovering sensation.
 
2013-04-06 11:26:20 AM  
What do you think, Joe, cartwheels?

No, sugarcubes. I'll bet you he's been dropping that acid we've been hearing about. All right son, you're under arrest. It's our duty to advise you of your constitutional rights. You have the right to remain silent, and any statement you make may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to the presence of an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed before any questioning. Do you understand that?

 There I am! I'm over there now! I'm not here anymore. My hair's green and I'm a tree!
 
2013-04-06 11:26:23 AM  

dstrick44: They sold those in NO 20 years ago.
They called them "clickems".

NOTE FROM FLORIDA TO THE OTHER STATES:
Please stop sending us all your insane arseholes. It has made our once great state unpleasant to live in.


Ha-ha, not a chance!  Old codgers & whack-a-loons are two of Ohio's major exports!
 
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2013-04-06 11:27:54 AM  
hey Isaac, give me another one of those "love boats"

points fingers......
 
2013-04-06 11:34:45 AM  
Issac my man... gimme a vodak
manhattaninfidel.com

more like....

24.media.tumblr.com

I'll have what the maniacally laughing naked man hovering above the bar is having.
 
2013-04-06 11:44:28 AM  
I vaguely remember my 9th grade biology teacher talking about how kids in his day would smoke pot dipped in embalming fluid (formaldehyde, not PCP). He was known to insert random pop-culture references into his lectures, and I sometimes wonder if he did that to get us to look it up and learn something. Sadly, he passed away a few years ago. He was an awesome guy.

css:

My first day of class, he had the same last name as I did. He was black and I am white as they come. He walked up to me and blurted: "It's my niece!" and I turned 14 shades of red. I called him Uncle Clarence after that and would sometimes pop in to torment my sister when she had to take his class a couple of years later.

/css
 
2013-04-06 11:46:05 AM  

cleveoh: dstrick44: They sold those in NO 20 years ago.
They called them "clickems".

NOTE FROM FLORIDA TO THE OTHER STATES:
Please stop sending us all your insane arseholes. It has made our once great state unpleasant to live in.

Ha-ha, not a chance!  Old codgers & whack-a-loons are two of Ohio's major exports!


Having dealt with a large number of Ohio transplants, I can vouch for that!
 
2013-04-06 11:46:45 AM  
1977 a buddy turned me on to a pin joint before school. i wound up in the back of a cemetery rolling around in the woods naked. next day the moran tells me his sister had told him it was PCP and warned him to smoke up with at least five other people, because they would all get ripped from it. thanks, Pete.
 
2013-04-06 11:52:30 AM  
See? This will become all too common in the streets of America if we legalize marijuana. Destruction, random raping; our children face a dark road of dependence and wasted life.
 
2013-04-06 11:52:40 AM  
Well hey, maybe he/she/it just wanted to air out their backside.
 
2013-04-06 11:58:20 AM  
s14.postimg.org
 
2013-04-06 12:09:20 PM  
i-mockery.com

Just smoked  embalming fluid. Saw through the Matrix ....
 
2013-04-06 12:23:04 PM  
i240.photobucket.com

I didn't know you like to get wet...That's PCP, angel dust, Sherman Helmsley, love boat, ashy larry.
 
2013-04-06 12:27:17 PM  

dstrick44: They sold those in NO 20 years ago.
They called them "clickems".

NOTE FROM FLORIDA TO THE OTHER STATES:
Please stop sending us all your insane arseholes. It has made our once great state unpleasant to live in.


I thought you bred them locally?
 
2013-04-06 12:27:52 PM  

Dahnkster: That used to be very popular among the urbans in New Orleans during the 80's. They used to call them
'clickems' , 'sherms' or 'shermans'. Have also heard of this referred to as 'getting wet' or they would mix it with tobacco or mint leaves and refer to 'smoking mint'. It is Phencyclidine ( PCP) definitely. I've heard two different ideas avout the 'embalming fluid' thing. One school of thought was that formaldehyde sounded more reasonable than telling someone they were going to smoke PCP or 'angel dust'. The other school swears that true drug addicts intentionally referred to the phencyclidine as 'formaldehyde'. These days most common preservative used for tissue preservation is 'formalin' and would more than likely be very unhealthy to smoke.
.
Either way that shiat will fark you up worse than the March of Dimes. Full ass trippin' balls with visual hallucinations and often floating or hovering sensation.


up here everyone calls it 'blacks'. they use mint but it turns black. that shiat makes you feel(and sometimes look) like you're walking on the moon. also your skin feels like it's going to vibrate right off your body.
 
2013-04-06 12:38:45 PM  

thamike: The danger of taking street jargon literally finds another victim.

"embalming fluid" is PCP.  Smoking a PCP laced joint is called getting "wet" or "buck naked."


Um, no. Joints dipped in embalming fluid is called "water." I worked in a neighborhood that had water as its primary export. It melts holes in your brain faster than almost anything else. It comes and goes in cycles because it kills people fast enough to scare off other potential users. The local entrepreneurs wouldn't sell it in their own area, only to folks who they knew would sell it in others' territory.

It is not a nice drug.
 
2013-04-06 12:42:01 PM  

Personal story: Hubby got his masters in may of '11. We celebrated by splitting a bottle of Absinthe. I had never tried it before. I ended up dancing in the streets. Mind you, this was Odessa, Tx and in front of our house. Fun times.


/read the article

//would have LOVED to witness this dude doing this

 
2013-04-06 12:44:40 PM  
They call.it water in st. Louis. I have been rather freewheeling with my experimentation over the years, but that scares me. I suppose I have my limits, but too many times its been on the news, people do that shiat, get naked in public cut themselves all up, and start shoving things in their ass.... I select my drugs on the basis that they NOT cause me to do things like that.
 
2013-04-06 01:41:16 PM  
William Faulkner used to stagger out of his house naked and throw empty whiskey bottles at his neighbors.

Charles VI, all the way back in the fourteenth century, once turned on a group riding with him and killed four knights, and almost killed his own brother.  Wheeling wildly on his horse, slashing his sword in all directions.  Later on, he thought he was made of glass and was hysterically afraid of his own wife.  Not even booze in his case, just sunstroke, and probably inbreeding.

But kids today need exotic chemicals to trip balls.

*shaking fist*
 
2013-04-06 01:45:08 PM  

thamike: The danger of taking street jargon literally finds another victim.

"embalming fluid" is PCP.  Smoking a PCP laced joint is called getting "wet" or "buck naked."


Embalming fluid is not PCP sorry try again
 
2013-04-06 01:51:54 PM  
The news media needs to stop using street names for drugs, it just leads to confusion among the general public and idiot teenagers burning out their sinuses snorting actual bath salts from bath and body works, not mephedrone. And idiot teenagers making themselves sick smoking marijuana dipped in actual embalming fluid stolen from mortuaries, not PCP.

Kids, don't smoke PCP, but don't smoke formaldehyde either, it won't even get you high.
 
2013-04-06 01:55:27 PM  
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2013-04-06 01:58:32 PM  
I thought only Tommy did that, plus you have to paint your face with paint by numbers paint, remove the sewer cap from a sewer on Oak Street get in the sewer and then stick your head out of an open sewer when cars go by. The next move is to call Maxalt 3 days later and ask if he could get them out of the wingnut house before Tommy loses his job at the GM motor plant. But I have never heard of such a thing.
 
2013-04-06 02:01:12 PM  

BolloxReader: thamike


I didn't say nobody smoked joints dipped in actual embalming fluid.  That's evidenced by this very article.  I implied (hence the quotation marks) that the people who do it took the slang term "embalming fluid" literally.

i915.photobucket.com


teenage mutant ninja rapist: thamike: The danger of taking street jargon literally finds another victim.

"embalming fluid" is PCP.  Smoking a PCP laced joint is called getting "wet" or "buck naked."

Embalming fluid is not PCP sorry try again


Facepalm.
 
2013-04-06 02:05:10 PM  

Cyno01: idiot teenagers burning out their sinuses snorting actual bath salts from bath and body works, not mephedrone.


That actually might not be as horrid as the alternative.  An exception to the rule.
 
2013-04-06 02:07:58 PM  

born_yesterday: thamike: The danger of taking street jargon literally finds another victim.

"embalming fluid" is PCP.  Smoking a PCP laced joint is called getting "wet" or "buck naked."

Eat the sandwich, Dave.  Dave, eat the sandwich.  Gimme that damn sandwich.


Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a b*tch?
 
2013-04-06 02:17:08 PM  
PCP is not embalming fluid, although it is commonly thought to be.
http://www.erow id.org/chemicals/pcp/pcp_info6.shtml

Anyway, I know a couple of people who used to do a lot of this sh*t. They're completely whacked out now. Hard core mentally ill.
 
2013-04-06 02:22:41 PM  
The best album about smoking leak? The Leak Bros. of course!

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-06 02:30:52 PM  
You have to ask yourself, why is my life so great?

Was that the Buddha who just passed me with both arms full of hot babes?
 
2013-04-06 02:44:10 PM  
Who got the bomb? Who got the bomb?
Somebody? Anybody? Who got the bomb?

Pass me the dip, it's time to take a hit
of the potent ass shiat the kind that make you strip
Two headed critter, now I'm an airplane
flyin high inside my brain
You know karate, I no rizzeign
Try to beat me down I feel no pain
Puffer, toker, loopy loop smoker
Coolio loca, laugh like The Joker
Loony, psychotic, nutty, kinda crazy
Down for mine that's the way mama raised me
Summertime we freak in the heat
Butt naked in the middle of the street
We're smokin stix
Yeah

If you don't know how to do it, yo here's how ya do it
Take the scherm and cigarette and dip it in the fluid
Oh my God! Oh my God! Now the shiat is lookin lovely
Light and stars all around me and above me
Never feelin good, I watch a motherfarker work
Try to step into the Circle I chop em up like wood
put em in an envelope and send it off to Interscope
Cos nubian's gettin short, I'm chokin from the smoke
I pass it to my homey so he can take a toke
Got a large loot, got it robbin that's cos I was broke
Jumped in the bucket, mad styles like a demon
If only you could trip off that shiat that I'm seein
I got to get a grip cos the nubian's about to flip
Sometimes that's how it get when you're smokin stix
Yeah

Wake up the next morning in a cold sweat
under the bed, soakin wet, wearin boots and a hair net
Empty .45 was layin on the dresser
Last night I played the role of the tester
Toked up a good bag, Jenna had a good nap
Flashback got me ready to scrap
I don't know what I done did
and I don't know where I done been
I know last night I robbed my friend
and if that's wrong then call it a sin
But I was broke and broke ain't no joke
and I can't cope without my Smith so
so dip it up and watch me suck it up
and I'll get farked up and I might go nuts
So pass the loot motherfarker, pass the loot!
Pass the loot motherfarker to a troop
We're smokin stix
 
2013-04-06 03:52:04 PM  

BolloxReader: thamike: The danger of taking street jargon literally finds another victim.

"embalming fluid" is PCP.  Smoking a PCP laced joint is called getting "wet" or "buck naked."

Um, no. Joints dipped in embalming fluid is called "water." I worked in a neighborhood that had water as its primary export. It melts holes in your brain faster than almost anything else. It comes and goes in cycles because it kills people fast enough to scare off other potential users. The local entrepreneurs wouldn't sell it in their own area, only to folks who they knew would sell it in others' territory.

It is not a nice drug.


you're wrong. unless you watched it being prepared and know it was actually embalming fluid being used. "Water" is slang for PCP.
 
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