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(Headline News TV)   You don't have to wear a wedding ring to prove to your spouse that you're committed...but pawning it to pay for a hooker might cause some trouble at home   (hlntv.com) divider line 8
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2013-04-06 04:47:55 AM  
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BarkingUnicorn: If you put up a display case for lost wedding rings, it would remain empty.


Not if you had a few.... RINGERS!
2013-04-06 06:17:52 AM  
2 votes:

Relatively Obscure: Nancy Grace

Annnnnnd close window.  Should've been paying attention to the link.


Linking to Nancy Grace should be grounds for immediate dismissal from the internets.
2013-04-06 03:17:22 PM  
1 votes:

Krieghund: borg: I knew someone who would walk around the parking lot of strips clubs around 6/7am while walking the dog.  He found several wedding bands over the years I guess guys would put them in their pockets and they'd fall out.

What kind of idiot thinks strippers care if their clients are married?


The same kind that thinks women care if he's nice.

Overheard in a strip club:  "I'm not married, my wife is."
2013-04-06 03:14:57 PM  
1 votes:

doglover: BarkingUnicorn: If you put up a display case for lost wedding rings, it would remain empty.

Not if you had a few.... RINGERS!


Hmmm... I see another angle.  Stock cheap rings, sell them at inflated prices to panicked customers who can't go home without the ones they lost.
2013-04-06 03:12:51 PM  
1 votes:

Giltric: I would rarely wear my wedding ring because there were lots of things at work where wearing a ring could mean losing a finger.


Mistresses, for example.
2013-04-06 11:13:01 AM  
1 votes:

CruiserTwelve: Why is prostitution illegal?


Because it defies the Pussy Cartel wives have devised.
2013-04-06 10:06:28 AM  
1 votes:
"According to police, Holmes admitted picking up Kelley at a Pavan Food Store..."

Damn, and all this time I've only picked up my hookers from BJs.
2013-04-06 03:08:24 AM  
1 votes:
his 10-karat wedding ring

There's more gold in tap water.
 
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