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(Headline News TV)   You don't have to wear a wedding ring to prove to your spouse that you're committed...but pawning it to pay for a hooker might cause some trouble at home   (hlntv.com) divider line 43
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2013-04-06 03:00:32 AM  
I knew someone who would walk around the parking lot of strips clubs around 6/7am while walking the dog.  He found several wedding bands over the years I guess guys would put them in their pockets and they'd fall out.
 
2013-04-06 03:07:41 AM  

borg: I knew someone who would walk around the parking lot of strips clubs around 6/7am while walking the dog.  He found several wedding bands over the years I guess guys would put them in their pockets and they'd fall out.


Much more gets dropped inside, a member of a strip club's cleaning crew assured me.  Those janitors do all right.

/don''t ask what i was doing there so late
//yeah, the kind I patronize do have cleaning crews
 
2013-04-06 03:08:24 AM  
his 10-karat wedding ring

There's more gold in tap water.
 
2013-04-06 03:09:16 AM  
Twenty bucks.  This guy must have got his wedding band from the same place my ex-wife bought mine.
 
2013-04-06 03:28:00 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: borg: I knew someone who would walk around the parking lot of strips clubs around 6/7am while walking the dog.  He found several wedding bands over the years I guess guys would put them in their pockets and they'd fall out.

Much more gets dropped inside, a member of a strip club's cleaning crew assured me.  Those janitors do all right.

/don''t ask what i was doing there so late
//yeah, the kind I patronize do have cleaning crews


In Tokyo there's a trader bar near the stock people's Roppongi offices called Geronimo's. Inside the rule is "NO TIES OR WE CUT IT OFF" and after ten years the walls and ceilings are covered by ties that have been cut off and stapled to up.

If I ran a strip club I'd put up a jewelry display case of lost wedding rings.
 
2013-04-06 03:38:43 AM  

doglover: BarkingUnicorn: borg: I knew someone who would walk around the parking lot of strips clubs around 6/7am while walking the dog.  He found several wedding bands over the years I guess guys would put them in their pockets and they'd fall out.

Much more gets dropped inside, a member of a strip club's cleaning crew assured me.  Those janitors do all right.

/don''t ask what i was doing there so late
//yeah, the kind I patronize do have cleaning crews

In Tokyo there's a trader bar near the stock people's Roppongi offices called Geronimo's. Inside the rule is "NO TIES OR WE CUT IT OFF" and after ten years the walls and ceilings are covered by ties that have been cut off and stapled to up.

If I ran a strip club I'd put up a jewelry display case of lost wedding rings.


Traildust Steakhouses in Colorado had that tie rule.  Guys wore them just to get them cut off.  Last Traildust closed in 2009.

If you put up a display case for lost wedding rings, it would remain empty.
 
2013-04-06 04:47:55 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: If you put up a display case for lost wedding rings, it would remain empty.


Not if you had a few.... RINGERS!
 
2013-04-06 04:53:09 AM  
Nancy Grace

Annnnnnd close window.  Should've been paying attention to the link.
 
2013-04-06 04:54:25 AM  

doglover: BarkingUnicorn: If you put up a display case for lost wedding rings, it would remain empty.

Not if you had a few.... RINGERS!


/groan
 
2013-04-06 06:17:52 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Nancy Grace

Annnnnnd close window.  Should've been paying attention to the link.


Linking to Nancy Grace should be grounds for immediate dismissal from the internets.
 
2013-04-06 10:03:27 AM  
10 comments in and not one Rick Harrison meme. I don't know if that makes me sad or happy.
 
2013-04-06 10:06:28 AM  
"According to police, Holmes admitted picking up Kelley at a Pavan Food Store..."

Damn, and all this time I've only picked up my hookers from BJs.
 
2013-04-06 10:07:48 AM  
Well, I guess if you are going break it off with the wife, that is a sure way of doing it.  He did her a favor, for this'll make getting rid of his junk easier.
 
2013-04-06 10:21:23 AM  
I would rarely wear my wedding ring because there were lots of things at work where wearing a ring could mean losing a finger.
 
2013-04-06 10:28:34 AM  
Better than loosing it while finger banging the ho.
 
2013-04-06 10:30:42 AM  
The wife, when dufus mcgee gets home:
singleindependentsistah.files.wordpress.com
YOU PAWNED YOUR WEDDING RING TO FARK SOME WHITE HO?
 
2013-04-06 10:49:52 AM  

borg: I knew someone who would walk around the parking lot of strips clubs around 6/7am while walking the dog.  He found several wedding bands over the years I guess guys would put them in their pockets and they'd fall out.


What kind of idiot thinks strippers care if their clients are married?
 
2013-04-06 11:00:18 AM  

Krieghund: borg: I knew someone who would walk around the parking lot of strips clubs around 6/7am while walking the dog.  He found several wedding bands over the years I guess guys would put them in their pockets and they'd fall out.

What kind of idiot thinks strippers care if their clients are married?


Well, marriage does correlate to financial stability, and desperation to be touched.
 
2013-04-06 11:04:27 AM  

skinink: "According to police, Holmes admitted picking up Kelley at a Pavan Food Store..."

Damn, and all this time I've only picked up my hookers from BJs.


And here I've been stopping by Pat & Chris's Tranny And Lube.

/there was an ATM joke too, didn't want to make it
 
2013-04-06 11:08:12 AM  
Why is prostitution illegal?
 
2013-04-06 11:13:01 AM  

CruiserTwelve: Why is prostitution illegal?


Because it defies the Pussy Cartel wives have devised.
 
2013-04-06 11:15:44 AM  

CruiserTwelve: Why is prostitution illegal?


Because it demeans women.  Men are better than that...
 
2013-04-06 11:20:32 AM  

CruiserTwelve: Why is prostitution illegal?


Because we believe in freedom.
 
2013-04-06 11:33:09 AM  

skinink: "According to police, Holmes admitted picking up Kelley at a Pavan Food Store..."

Damn, and all this time I've only picked up my hookers from BJs.


I hope you're not refering to BJs in Minneapolis, that's rock bottom, maybe lower.
 
2013-04-06 11:38:01 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: doglover: BarkingUnicorn: borg: I knew someone who would walk around the parking lot of strips clubs around 6/7am while walking the dog.  He found several wedding bands over the years I guess guys would put them in their pockets and they'd fall out.

Much more gets dropped inside, a member of a strip club's cleaning crew assured me.  Those janitors do all right.

/don''t ask what i was doing there so late
//yeah, the kind I patronize do have cleaning crews

In Tokyo there's a trader bar near the stock people's Roppongi offices called Geronimo's. Inside the rule is "NO TIES OR WE CUT IT OFF" and after ten years the walls and ceilings are covered by ties that have been cut off and stapled to up.

If I ran a strip club I'd put up a jewelry display case of lost wedding rings.

Traildust Steakhouses in Colorado had that tie rule.  Guys wore them just to get them cut off.  Last Traildust closed in 2009.

If you put up a display case for lost wedding rings, it would remain empty.


Great way to get rid of that ugly tie you got from your wife.

"Oh honey, I leaned down because the paper shredder was jammed, and..."
 
2013-04-06 12:00:43 PM  
Not bad for 20 bucks...
 
2013-04-06 12:04:03 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: doglover: BarkingUnicorn: borg: I knew someone who would walk around the parking lot of strips clubs around 6/7am while walking the dog.  He found several wedding bands over the years I guess guys would put them in their pockets and they'd fall out.

Much more gets dropped inside, a member of a strip club's cleaning crew assured me.  Those janitors do all right.

/don''t ask what i was doing there so late
//yeah, the kind I patronize do have cleaning crews

In Tokyo there's a trader bar near the stock people's Roppongi offices called Geronimo's. Inside the rule is "NO TIES OR WE CUT IT OFF" and after ten years the walls and ceilings are covered by ties that have been cut off and stapled to up.

If I ran a strip club I'd put up a jewelry display case of lost wedding rings.

Traildust Steakhouses in Colorado had that tie rule.  Guys wore them just to get them cut off.  Last Traildust closed in 2009.

If you put up a display case for lost wedding rings, it would remain empty.


There's a cowboy steak place in Tucson called Pinnacle Peaks, in Traildust Town.  It does the same thing.  With ties that is.
 
2013-04-06 12:21:55 PM  

CruiserTwelve: Why is prostitution illegal?


Because the bible. Hookers makes Jesus cry.
 
2013-04-06 12:49:20 PM  
Speaker2Animals:
Linking to Nancy Grace should be grounds for immediate dismissal from the internets.

I second this motion.
 
2013-04-06 12:53:52 PM  

Ambivalence: CruiserTwelve: Why is prostitution illegal?

Because the bible. Hookers makes Jesus cry

blow his load.

FTFY
 
2013-04-06 01:04:26 PM  
This years family reunion is going to be epic.
 
2013-04-06 01:23:59 PM  

CruiserTwelve: Why is prostitution illegal?


Because making something illegal stops people from doing it, duh.
 
2013-04-06 01:42:47 PM  
Why does it seen that almost everybody that gets pulled over is found with weed and/or a crack pipe?
 
2013-04-06 01:46:14 PM  
*seem
 
2013-04-06 02:14:47 PM  

CruiserTwelve: Why is prostitution illegal?


To keep you from ever being happy and guilt free
 
2013-04-06 02:17:00 PM  

majik624: Why does it seen that almost everybody that gets pulled over is found with weed and/or a crack pipe?


Entrapment
 
2013-04-06 03:12:51 PM  

Giltric: I would rarely wear my wedding ring because there were lots of things at work where wearing a ring could mean losing a finger.


Mistresses, for example.
 
2013-04-06 03:14:57 PM  

doglover: BarkingUnicorn: If you put up a display case for lost wedding rings, it would remain empty.

Not if you had a few.... RINGERS!


Hmmm... I see another angle.  Stock cheap rings, sell them at inflated prices to panicked customers who can't go home without the ones they lost.
 
2013-04-06 03:17:22 PM  

Krieghund: borg: I knew someone who would walk around the parking lot of strips clubs around 6/7am while walking the dog.  He found several wedding bands over the years I guess guys would put them in their pockets and they'd fall out.

What kind of idiot thinks strippers care if their clients are married?


The same kind that thinks women care if he's nice.

Overheard in a strip club:  "I'm not married, my wife is."
 
2013-04-06 03:29:41 PM  
Original cost of my wedding ring $2300.00.  When I took it in a few years ago (still married but our hot water tank went out and we were desperate) the pawnshop quoted me $300.00.  If I could find a place that would give me a decent price for my ring, I'd sell it in a heartbeat and use the money for a down payment on a used car, but alas, diamonds are just as bad as "new" new cars.  The second you take them out of the jewelry store, they become next to worthless.

/has a plain sterling band now for my common law marriage on my left middle finger, like it much, much better than the diamonds I used to wear
//no need to pawn it for hookers, I'm content in that department :)
 
2013-04-06 03:52:39 PM  

specialkae: Original cost of my wedding ring $2300.00.  When I took it in a few years ago (still married but our hot water tank went out and we were desperate) the pawnshop quoted me $300.00.  If I could find a place that would give me a decent price for my ring, I'd sell it in a heartbeat and use the money for a down payment on a used car, but alas, diamonds are just as bad as "new" new cars.  The second you take them out of the jewelry store, they become next to worthless.

/has a plain sterling band now for my common law marriage on my left middle finger, like it much, much better than the diamonds I used to wear
//no need to pawn it for hookers, I'm content in that department :)


Try eBay.  I've sold a lot of jewelry on eBay with success.
 
2013-04-06 04:00:18 PM  
FizixJunkee thanks for the suggestion and I may still try it, but the problem with mine is that the band and engagement ring are soldered and it's not symmetrical.  Still may give it a shot though, one of these days.
 
2013-04-06 04:14:40 PM  

specialkae: Original cost of my wedding ring $2300.00.  When I took it in a few years ago (still married but our hot water tank went out and we were desperate) the pawnshop quoted me $300.00.  If I could find a place that would give me a decent price for my ring, I'd sell it in a heartbeat and use the money for a down payment on a used car, but alas, diamonds are just as bad as "new" new cars.  The second you take them out of the jewelry store to a pawn shop they become next to worthless.

 
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