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(Washington Post)   Georgia man attempts to make bacon. Fresh bacon. Really, really fresh bacon. Bonus: In front of children   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 63
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2013-04-06 07:30:01 AM
www.animationsensations.com
 
2013-04-06 07:32:13 AM
Aw, it's in Springfield. I was hoping for some Macon Bacon jokes.
 
2013-04-06 07:33:22 AM
Stupid sexy pig.

Oh, nevermind. Subby is not using the standard definition of "making bacon". Too bad, that would have been a good story. Go find that story subs.
 
2013-04-06 07:37:14 AM
Ok, the guys name is Fullwood.  That's all I need to know.
 
2013-04-06 07:38:33 AM
Just the kind of guy everyone needs as a neighbor.
 
2013-04-06 07:39:47 AM
And it's worth our while to let these types of people walk amongst decent humans, why?
 
2013-04-06 07:41:10 AM
I can't find the one where Ron Swanson actually introduces everyone to the pig he's about to barbecue, but....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0tjkm-f2Tw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG_nJX_JfmU
 
2013-04-06 07:41:44 AM
Guy needs to be banned from having any pets larger than nits in his home for life.

Also: I hope they make him sell his truck to pay off the vet bills.
 
2013-04-06 07:42:46 AM
 Ehsanipoor said.
 
2013-04-06 07:50:18 AM
Knives kill more people than guns, yet no knife control bills in Congress at this time. And you are allowed to open carry a knife on your belt.

But don't get complacent. Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
 
2013-04-06 07:51:15 AM
Cop Killer?
 
2013-04-06 07:55:23 AM
Pitbulls kill more people than guns, yet no pitbull control bills in Congress at this time. And you are allowed to open walk a pitpull on your leash.

But don't get complacent. Never bring a pig to a pig to a pitbull fight.
 
2013-04-06 07:57:58 AM
Fry this guy up and serve him between two slices of bread with thick cut tomatoes, leaf lettuce and a healthy slathering of mayo -- to the pigs.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-04-06 08:07:06 AM
My father hosted a pig roast party when I was a kid. That was good eating. We got to see the pig before and after, but not during the slaughter.
 
2013-04-06 08:10:55 AM

ZAZ: My father hosted a pig roast party when I was a kid. That was good eating. We got to see the pig before and after, but not during the slaughter.


But it was your pig, not some other owners.
 
2013-04-06 08:12:30 AM

ZAZ: My father hosted a pig roast party when I was a kid. That was good eating. We got to see the pig before and after, but not during the slaughter.


I enjoy me a good pig roast, but not when the pig is already chewed.
 
2013-04-06 08:12:36 AM
Operative words in this article:

Georgia
man
mobile home park
trailer
pit bulls
stabbed

nuf said.

I still think a Georgia tag is warranted
 
2013-04-06 08:19:01 AM
Deputies: Ga. man unleashed pit bulls on neighbor's pet pig, stabbed the animal 15 to 20 times

Jesus, you killed a pig... think you could found something bigger?
 
2013-04-06 08:20:10 AM

volodya: Operative words in this article:

Georgia
man
mobile home park
trailer
pit bulls
stabbed

nuf said.

I still think a Georgia tag is warranted


Anything that starts with "Georgia man attempts..." seems guaranteed to end in hilarity.

/Georgia = North Florida?
 
2013-04-06 08:25:10 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-06 08:25:29 AM
Fark is wrong with people?
 
2013-04-06 08:27:47 AM
I Am The Bishop Of East Anglia:


/Georgia = North Florida?

North Florida is considered an extension of Georgia, yes.
 
2013-04-06 08:32:33 AM
Was that wrong doing it in front of children? After all, kids need to know where their meat comes from.
 
2013-04-06 08:33:38 AM

ZAZ: My father hosted a pig roast party when I was a kid. That was good eating. We got to see the pig before and after, but not during the slaughter.


Why do they always kill it when it's eating an apple?
 
2013-04-06 08:34:34 AM
And that's why you never wander into a Georgia trailer park. Lord of the Flies.
 
2013-04-06 08:39:53 AM

MythDragon: Pitbulls kill more people than guns, yet no pitbull control bills in Congress at this time. And you are allowed to open walk a pitpull on your leash.

But don't get complacent. Never bring a pig to a pig to a pitbull fight.


You sure about that, bud?

Pit Bulls are not responsible for most fatalities from attacks alone.

nationalcanineresearchcouncil.com

FALLS KILL MORE PEOPLE THAN GUNS AND DOGS COMBINED! WHY HASN'T ANYONE BANNED FALLS YET?
 
2013-04-06 08:40:33 AM
Poor pig. Hope he makes it. It's a shame those dogs have such a shiatty owner.
 
2013-04-06 08:49:13 AM
If only pigs hadn't had their natural right to bear arms taken away by the fascist liberals, this pig could have carried a Genuine American Sidearm and defended himself. This is consequence of disarming a species, libtards. If we don't stand up for our holy 2nd amendment rights as enumerated in the Bible and the Constitution, we're next!!!

Don't wait. Don't end up like the pigs, disarmed and helpless in the face of predators. Join the NRA today!
 
2013-04-06 08:49:29 AM
In a fight between a healthy adult male pig with fangs and a dog, I wouldn't give two cents for the dog.
 
2013-04-06 08:52:04 AM

hardinparamedic: You sure about that, bud?

Pit Bulls are not responsible for most fatalities from attacks alone.


I was copying the post two about mine about knives and guns and changed the subject to 'pitbulls' because no one had jumped on the 'pitbulls are evil!" bandwagon yet, and I figured someone had to step up and do it.

Personaly I don't care for pitbulls. Not because I think they are bad dogs, they just look weird to me. Something about how wide their mouths are. There's a lot of flesh in there. My roomate had a pit. Sweetest dog I ever met.
 
2013-04-06 08:56:37 AM
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The adhesive base is a good selling point.
 
2013-04-06 08:58:07 AM
Big difference between a pet pig and a wild boar.

Coming on a Bicycle: In a fight between a healthy adult male pig with fangs and a dog, I wouldn't give two cents for the dog.


Are you comparing two pits against Snoopy?
 
2013-04-06 09:07:55 AM

The Snow Dog: Guy needs to be banned from having any pets larger than nits in his home for life.

Also: I hope they make him sell his truck to pay off the vet bills.


It seems he was banned.

Apparently he has a 2011 conviction as well.
 
2013-04-06 09:33:50 AM

MythDragon: hardinparamedic: You sure about that, bud?

Pit Bulls are not responsible for most fatalities from attacks alone.

I was copying the post two about mine about knives and guns and changed the subject to 'pitbulls' because no one had jumped on the 'pitbulls are evil!" bandwagon yet, and I figured someone had to step up and do it.

Personaly I don't care for pitbulls. Not because I think they are bad dogs, they just look weird to me. Something about how wide their mouths are. There's a lot of flesh in there. My roomate had a pit. Sweetest dog I ever met.


I think they're adorable as hell. I don't think I'll ever have one, though. I don't know if they bite with any more frequency than any other dog breed, but when they DO bite, they don't let go as readily. My min-pin has nipped me a few times, but at least he doesn't crush bones.
 
2013-04-06 09:39:33 AM

JonnyG: And it's worth our while to let these types of people walk amongst decent humans, why?


Well, because the bleeding heart liberals and the cheap Regonomics rebublicans defunded most of the asylums because "it will save money" or "it violates crazy and dangerous scociopaths rights". Most of them were just tossed out on the street to breed and commit crimes.
 
2013-04-06 09:46:06 AM

volodya: Operative words in this article:

Georgia
man
mobile home park
trailer
pit bulls
stabbed

nuf said.

I still think a Georgia tag is warranted



Don't forget, this took place in Effingham County.  Seriously, Effingham!  Priceless.

/eating bacon whilst I read this article
 
2013-04-06 09:46:39 AM
The pig got out and wandered into a mobile home park.

That's all you need to know.
 
2013-04-06 09:50:57 AM
Hey, maybe they were making a Beggin' Strips commercial.
 
2013-04-06 09:51:31 AM
Methingahm county resident not kosher.

Film at 11:00.
 
2013-04-06 09:56:43 AM

Chinchillazilla: MythDragon: hardinparamedic: You sure about that, bud?

Pit Bulls are not responsible for most fatalities from attacks alone.

I was copying the post two about mine about knives and guns and changed the subject to 'pitbulls' because no one had jumped on the 'pitbulls are evil!" bandwagon yet, and I figured someone had to step up and do it.

Personaly I don't care for pitbulls. Not because I think they are bad dogs, they just look weird to me. Something about how wide their mouths are. There's a lot of flesh in there. My roomate had a pit. Sweetest dog I ever met.

I think they're adorable as hell. I don't think I'll ever have one, though. I don't know if they bite with any more frequency than any other dog breed, but when they DO bite, they don't let go as readily. My min-pin has nipped me a few times, but at least he doesn't crush bones.


Don't let go as readily eh? Is that your expert opinion doctor? I think your mini pin is dangerous. Friggen ankle biters....
 
2013-04-06 10:00:51 AM
Pigs eat men all the time, usually after the guy's had a few too many and the beer goggles are running at full power.

/Lives in Chatham County next to Effingham so getting a kick.
 
2013-04-06 10:03:19 AM
Springfield?!?!?!  Oh no it must have been Harry Plopper aka Spider-pig.
 
2013-04-06 10:07:11 AM
Next time, try kissing it out.

cdnimg.visualizeus.com
 
2013-04-06 10:50:10 AM
Methingham County - the Florida of the Coastal Empire.  There was a reason I chose not to move to Effingham.  And the sad thing, I know a lot of decent people in Effingham that don't deserve to under that Methingham umbrella.
 
2013-04-06 11:21:34 AM
I would like the chance to unleash two pit bulls on him as well as the opportunity to stab him 23 times in the neck and hind area, carefully making sure that he too doesn't die. This way we could keep him in unsanitary cages without food and water for a predetermined amount of days.
 
2013-04-06 11:49:53 AM

willfullyobscure: If only pigs hadn't had their natural right to bear arms taken away by the fascist liberals, this pig could have carried a Genuine American Sidearm and defended himself. This is consequence of disarming a species, libtards. If we don't stand up for our holy 2nd amendment rights as enumerated in the Bible and the Constitution, we're next!!!

Don't wait. Don't end up like the pigs, disarmed and helpless in the face of predators. Join the NRA today!


Ha, very nice!
 
2013-04-06 11:52:06 AM
Two pit bulls + 23 stab wounds and he still couldn't kill a pet pig?

The brutality angle has been covered; now let's talk about the FAIL.
 
2013-04-06 12:01:00 PM
If you can do it to an animal, you can do it to a human.  There's nothing separating the two on the "Lack of Empathy" scale in some people's minds.  That's why people who do this to animals, whether a traditional pet like a dog or cat, or even something as out there as a Bengal tiger, need to be segregated from the rest of society, not just for their safety, but for ours.

I'm one of the libbiest libs who ever libbed here on Fark, and to counteract an assertion made further upthread about how bleeding heart liberals were part of the reason for deinstitutionalization, let me tell you that not all liberals think the world is one giant utopia and we all can live together in a rainbow cloud of love and acceptance.  Some people are just too sick, too dangerous, or too much of both to be outside of a controlled environment.
 
2013-04-06 12:12:22 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: Two pit bulls + 23 stab wounds and he still couldn't kill a pet pig?


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2013-04-06 12:20:23 PM

Mock26: Fggin Bizzy: Two pit bulls + 23 stab wounds and he still couldn't kill a pet pig?

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I...I can't believe there's a cartoon for this exact scenario. That is awesome.
 
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