Very nice.

DAT ASS!

It's still so incredible...I would like to do very naughty things to her ass.

To be fair, she likely has a personal trainer and a nutritionist helping her to get back into shape. Most women can't afford to do that.

She has 1200-calorie meals delivered, and works out.  Seems a bit inefficient. But it certainly works.

Bathia_Mapes: To be fair, she likely has a personal trainer and a nutritionist helping her to get back into shape. Most women can't afford to do that.

You need to spend a fortune to pay someone to tell you to eat right and exercise?

Mugato: Bathia_Mapes: To be fair, she likely has a personal trainer and a nutritionist helping her to get back into shape. Most women can't afford to do that.

You need to spend a fortune to pay someone to tell you to eat right and exercise?

No, you need to spread the wealth to be a good liberal.  Fark, if I was rich I'd employ as many servants as I could.

Mugato: Bathia_Mapes: To be fair, she likely has a personal trainer and a nutritionist helping her to get back into shape. Most women can't afford to do that.

You need to spend a fortune to pay someone to tell you to eat right and exercise?

If you're an actress wanting to get your body back into its pre-pregnancy shape as quickly as possible, yes.

Bathia_Mapes: Mugato: Bathia_Mapes: To be fair, she likely has a personal trainer and a nutritionist helping her to get back into shape. Most women can't afford to do that.

You need to spend a fortune to pay someone to tell you to eat right and exercise?

If you're an actress wanting to get your body back into its pre-pregnancy shape as quickly as possible, yes.

I don't know, whenever someone goes on about celebrities and their personal trainers they sound like they're fat chicks making excuses for not being able to eat a carrot and do some pushups on their own.

What can 8 years do to her body. Dunno if I'd last 8 seconds doing something to that body.

Subby did the can can.

Alba sure to stare at these pics though.

Mugato: Bathia_Mapes: To be fair, she likely has a personal trainer and a nutritionist helping her to get back into shape. Most women can't afford to do that.

You need to spend a fortune to pay someone to tell you to eat right and exercise?

You spend a fortune to pay someone to prepare you healthy food and coach you on the most effective and efficient exercizes for your particular situation.

I can barely find the time to drive to the grocery stores that sell good actual food. Let alone the time it takes to prepare meals... whether it's a work day or a day off. I'm too farking busy, and there is a good chance some celebrities are too and to them, putting on that extra 15lbs could mean their career.

The answer to your question is yes, some do.

Especially those of us still running the rat race. Those that don't have a wife who can stay at home all day watching Rachel Ray and making grocery lists, or those of us without the convenience (we'll be nice) of our mother still doing all our cooking and cleaning for us.

She must have read last week's Fark thread about Kate Beckinsale "doing an Alba" and decided to defend her title.

How will Kate retaliate?

/Please let it be by going topless.

Fortunate genetics. You can't personal train your boobs into not getting somewhat droopier due to pregnancy or stop it by not breastfeeding or wearing a bra non-stop. If your genetics dictate they stay perky, they do. There is no magic ointment that will prevent stretchmarks from forming if that's what your skin tends to do nor is there no cosmetic treatment that will make them disappear 100% after they form. If your metabolism is high or your tastes run towards eating lots of oatmeal and apples as opposed to burgers and shakes, you don't need a personal trainer or chef to not gain weight.

I would be happy to receive Derek Jeter's herpes from her.

Love his expression!

Suckers I get to hit this like the fist of an angry God whenever I want and all you can do is dream about it HA!HA!

Mugato: Bathia_Mapes: To be fair, she likely has a personal trainer and a nutritionist helping her to get back into shape. Most women can't afford to do that.

You need to spend a fortune to pay someone to tell you to eat right and exercise?

Tell you, no.  Actually do it, yes.

She's so dang pretty. Plus I've never heard of any Jessica Alba anorexia rumors like some other starlets. She's always been healthy looking before pregnancy, during pregnancy, and after pregnancy... It may be a combo of the the genetic jackpot and healthy habits she's always had (personal trainer or not).

Whatever she's doing....keep it up. Her ass makes me feel all patriotic.

*exits thread humming God Bless America*

Ya... herpes.  No thanks.  You're a good looking woman, but herps kills it for me.

Mark Ratner: FunkOut: Fortunate genetics. You can't personal train your boobs into not getting somewhat droopier due to pregnancy or stop it by not breastfeeding or wearing a bra non-stop. If your genetics dictate they stay perky, they do. There is no magic ointment that will prevent stretchmarks from forming if that's what your skin tends to do nor is there no cosmetic treatment that will make them disappear 100% after they form. If your metabolism is high or your tastes run towards eating lots of oatmeal and apples as opposed to burgers and shakes, you don't need a personal trainer or chef to not gain weight.

I'm confused. I can't decide if you're fat or you have 'fortunate genetics.' Which one is it?

Got a metabolism like a hummingbird.

Mugato: Bathia_Mapes: To be fair, she likely has a personal trainer and a nutritionist helping her to get back into shape. Most women can't afford to do that.

You need to spend a fortune to pay someone to tell you to eat right and exercise?

I run and bike a lot, but the exercise is nothing like the class I recently enrolled in. The work us to near-puking levels. On my own I simply don't push myself very hard.