gweilo8888: FTFA: "Survivors: 'Naked and Afraid' participants Alison Teal-Blehert Koehn and Jonathan Klay found clothing"Uh-huh. Yeah, they just happened to "find" clothing that just *happens* to look like the stereotypical caveman / wildman clothing, Little-known fact, every desert island comes pre-stocked with a caveman / wildman wardrobe, complete with lopsided dress designed to show off some leg and get the male viewers switched over.Except no, they didn't, you lying sacks of shiat. The producers handed them clothing and said "Here, pretend you found this."/I despise reality TV. There is nothing real about it -- every scene is carefully set up, every "argument" is carefully teased out by a series of leading questions that are edited out of the aired footage, and every single thing about it could not be more fake if they tried.
The One True TheDavid: FunkOut:know how many drunk dudes have tried to fish with their dick?Who needs to be drunk?
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope/anyway, I'm a vegetarian
BlippityBleep: what, did she just decide out of the blue to be like 'hey i'm going to just put my lady bits out for show and maybe the fish will like it?'
ottosmom: At this rate, I fully expect we will see some version of "The Running Man" hit television in our lifetime.
Infidel815: That is Busch League subby ! Busch League.
MemeSlave: Mrs.Sharpier: Honest Bender: Is that why your lady parts always smell so fishy?Also, you're sleeping with the wrong kind if this is a regular phenomenon. Clean and healthy women don't smell fishy."salty catbox" isn't a much better alternative you know.
Mrs.Sharpier: Honest Bender: Is that why your lady parts always smell so fishy?Also, you're sleeping with the wrong kind if this is a regular phenomenon. Clean and healthy women don't smell fishy.
AbbeySomeone: AdolfOliverPanties: After hours in the water, she came back to camp with a big red snapper.I was gonna say filet of trouser trout but snapper works too.
Honest Bender: Is that why your lady parts always smell so fishy?
AdolfOliverPanties: After hours in the water, she came back to camp with a big red snapper.
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