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(Daily Mail)   "She had been starving after spending two weeks in the wild when she devised an innovative way to catch fish using her private parts as bait and then trapping her meal between her legs"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 45
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2013-04-05 06:10:06 PM  
24 votes:
After hours in the water, she came back to camp with a big red snapper.
2013-04-05 08:02:47 PM  
8 votes:
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
2013-04-05 06:12:50 PM  
8 votes:
Meh.
I've used clams for bait before.
2013-04-05 08:32:05 PM  
5 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-04-05 06:06:55 PM  
5 votes:
'Survival shows are so common now that it's gotten more and more difficult to convince the audience that what they're watching is something extreme.  Having no clothes just takes it to the next level. It's the ultimate test and makes survival exponentially more difficult.'

Next season:  "Survival of the Handicapped"
2013-04-05 09:25:47 PM  
3 votes:
I would watch this if they put them naked with the gigantic coconut crabs on Nikumaroro Island.  Give them coconut-scented sun block and pina coladas and let the circle of life unfold before our eyes. Now THAT would be must see TV.


www.svnereida.com
2013-04-05 08:39:40 PM  
3 votes:

gweilo8888: FTFA: "Survivors: 'Naked and Afraid' participants Alison Teal-Blehert Koehn and Jonathan Klay found clothing"

Uh-huh. Yeah, they just happened to "find" clothing that just *happens* to look like the stereotypical caveman / wildman clothing, Little-known fact, every desert island comes pre-stocked with a caveman / wildman wardrobe, complete with lopsided dress designed to show off some leg and get the male viewers switched over.


Except no, they didn't, you lying sacks of shiat. The producers handed them clothing and said "Here, pretend you found this."

/I despise reality TV. There is nothing real about it -- every scene is carefully set up, every "argument" is carefully teased out by a series of leading questions that are edited out of the aired footage, and every single thing about it could not be more fake if they tried.


That's why I think we should have acual reality TV. Think "Battle Royal" meets Survivor meets Mad Max. Pretty much dump a bunch of death row convicts in the middle of nowhere, tell them that they have to survive and that the last one remaining gets a pardon, and film what happens.
/am I a sociopath for thinking that Jerry Sandusky getting shot with a crossbow would be hilarious?
2013-04-05 07:40:46 PM  
3 votes:
Fishay fishay!

i.imgur.com
2013-04-05 09:46:54 PM  
2 votes:
Now I've got this image in my head of her flicking her "little man" up and down like an angler fish.
2013-04-05 09:24:04 PM  
2 votes:
Kinda brings a whole new meaning to fish tacos...
2013-04-05 09:19:24 PM  
2 votes:
The fish was like, "Hey, what smells like me?"
2013-04-05 08:59:33 PM  
2 votes:
this really isn't news.
Most women know that if they are in a really tight spot and starving all they have to do is open their legs and something will swim by and feed them.
2013-04-05 08:23:25 PM  
2 votes:
FTFA: "Survivors: 'Naked and Afraid' participants Alison Teal-Blehert Koehn and Jonathan Klay found clothing"

Uh-huh. Yeah, they just happened to "find" clothing that just *happens* to look like the stereotypical caveman / wildman clothing, Little-known fact, every desert island comes pre-stocked with a caveman / wildman wardrobe, complete with lopsided dress designed to show off some leg and get the male viewers switched over.

img818.imageshack.us
Except no, they didn't, you lying sacks of shiat. The producers handed them clothing and said "Here, pretend you found this."

/I despise reality TV. There is nothing real about it -- every scene is carefully set up, every "argument" is carefully teased out by a series of leading questions that are edited out of the aired footage, and every single thing about it could not be more fake if they tried.
2013-04-05 08:20:34 PM  
2 votes:
She put her cooter in the river?

Great. Now ALL the fish are gonna smell like that....
2013-04-05 07:58:35 PM  
2 votes:
The little man in the boat will win.
2013-04-05 07:47:35 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-05 05:59:45 PM  
2 votes:
Hahahahah gross.
Ab3
2013-04-06 11:59:18 AM  
1 votes:
"Looks like they're takin' the skin boat to tunatown."
2013-04-06 01:08:20 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Yo so stupid
2013-04-06 12:50:35 AM  
1 votes:
Bear Gryll's casually beaning a rabbit with a stick and saying that 'this is common practice' made me want to cry. Having done lots of backpacking I can tell you that a good 70% of the stuff that is casually told to you by 'survivalist experts' is bullocks.
2013-04-06 12:25:29 AM  
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: FunkOut:

know how many drunk dudes have tried to fish with their dick?

Who needs to be drunk?


www.b15u.com
2013-04-06 12:14:08 AM  
1 votes:
FunkOut:

know how many drunk dudes have tried to fish with their dick?

Who needs to be drunk?
2013-04-05 11:39:12 PM  
1 votes:
yep, that's how the last cougar got me, too
2013-04-05 11:17:17 PM  
1 votes:

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

/anyway, I'm a vegetarian


Heh-heh, well how YOU doin', fresh-vag?

/this thread gave me pimp tools
2013-04-05 11:06:08 PM  
1 votes:
cdn.chud.com
2013-04-05 10:57:01 PM  
1 votes:
entertainment.ie

Use your private parts as piranha bait...
2013-04-05 10:19:28 PM  
1 votes:

BlippityBleep: what, did she just decide out of the blue to be like 'hey i'm going to just put my lady bits out for show and maybe the fish will like it?'


Women logic. This is the one in a billion circumstance when it actually worked.
2013-04-05 10:17:43 PM  
1 votes:
what, did she just decide out of the blue to be like 'hey i'm going to just put my lady bits out for show and maybe the fish will like it?'
2013-04-05 09:56:17 PM  
1 votes:

ottosmom: At this rate, I fully expect we will see some version of "The Running Man" hit television in our lifetime.


I caught the ending on tv back in 2001
2013-04-05 09:38:47 PM  
1 votes:

Infidel815: That is Busch League subby ! Busch League.


Is that the UK spelling?

/fixed
2013-04-05 09:31:06 PM  
1 votes:
images.cheezburger.com
2013-04-05 08:56:39 PM  
1 votes:
Well. That beats "Hillbilly Handfishing" all to hell, doesn't it?
2013-04-05 08:51:53 PM  
1 votes:
Submitted same story with same link and same headline first. Got a red. Thanks modmins. Love you too.
2013-04-05 08:48:42 PM  
1 votes:
hell, I devised a heat exchanger to keep fire geckos alive, but you don't see me whining about it.
2013-04-05 08:27:45 PM  
1 votes:

MemeSlave: Mrs.Sharpier: Honest Bender: Is that why your lady parts always smell so fishy?

Also, you're sleeping with the wrong kind if this is a regular phenomenon. Clean and healthy women don't smell fishy.

"salty catbox" isn't a much better alternative you know.


Perfumed mouse
2013-04-05 08:26:50 PM  
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-04-05 08:25:13 PM  
1 votes:
Makes sense, many women use their between-legs as a meal ticket.
2013-04-05 08:16:38 PM  
1 votes:

Mrs.Sharpier: Honest Bender: Is that why your lady parts always smell so fishy?

Also, you're sleeping with the wrong kind if this is a regular phenomenon. Clean and healthy women don't smell fishy.


"salty catbox" isn't a much better alternative you know.
2013-04-05 08:12:20 PM  
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: AdolfOliverPanties: After hours in the water, she came back to camp with a big red snapper.

I was gonna say filet of trouser trout but snapper works too.


I was gonna say she caught a tube steak.
2013-04-05 08:09:38 PM  
1 votes:

Honest Bender: Is that why your lady parts always smell so fishy?


Use a thief to catch a thief, use fish to catch fish.
2013-04-05 08:04:13 PM  
1 votes:
That is Busch League subby ! Busch League.
2013-04-05 08:00:11 PM  
1 votes:
"Great.  Now I'll never get the smell out."
2013-04-05 07:27:32 PM  
1 votes:
The rock and pool
is nice and cool
so juicy sweet.
Our only wish
to catch a fish
so juicy sweet!
2013-04-05 07:16:38 PM  
1 votes:
Please let it be a red snapper.
2013-04-05 06:24:50 PM  
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: After hours in the water, she came back to camp with a big red snapper.


I was gonna say filet of trouser trout but snapper works too.
 
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